Today's talk you might've missed:

• Robert Pattinson's response to the Kristen Stewart cheating scandal? "S*** happens, you know? .... And honestly, who gives a s**t?” Suddenly, Pattinson just won back 75 percent of the points he lost for playing Edward with non-"Twilight" fans. [Esquire U.K.]
• Someone close to Selena Gomez has reportedly sworn that her infamous photo with Orlando Bloom was nothing more than a cigarette break. [TMZ]
• Ugh, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are not only gorgeous, but adorable, too. The couple wrote each other love letters while they were apart shooting separate films. [People]
• Because this is the Internet, there is now a Change.org petition for July 29 to be National Orlando Bloom Day - and some non-Beliebers are hoping he'll get knighted. [NYDN]
• This is how Katy Perry did "This Is How We Do":

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• With this much talent in one place, we plan to gladly go "Into the Woods."

Today's talk you might've missed:

• The full trailer for Christopher Nolan's "Interstellar" has arrived and, despite a notable absence of McConaughey's "alright, alright, alright," has totally sold us on seeing this movie. (PS: the access code is 7201969.) [InterstellarMovie.com]

• Iggy Azalea isn't content with conquering just summer of 2014. She's after 2015, too: the rapper will be making appearances in next spring's "Fast & Furious 7." [Idolator]
• No clue if this'll last longer than "5 Seconds" or not, but 5 Seconds of Summer is now No. 1 on Billboard's 200 album chart. [Billboard]
• The cast of "Brooklyn Nine-Nine" is going to share the screen with a few new faces next season. Jenny Slate and Kyra Sedgwick have both signed on to make appearances. [EW]
• If this weren't so funny we'd think it almost cruel: The members of The Roots had settled in to watch the "Fifty Shades of Grey" trailer, totally ready for some pseudo-inappropriate scenes, and then this happened:

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Today's talk you might've missed:

• "Bachelorette" Andi Dorfman got engaged on the "Bachelorette" finale Monday night ... except no one really cared. The episode had a record low number of viewers, with 7.5 million tuning in. While that's down from last year's "Bachelorette" finale, Monday's episode was actually the most-watched one all season. [USA Today]
• Can't stop watching the "Fifty Shades of Grey" trailer? It's OK, you're not alone. Like, by far: the clip is already the most-watched trailer of 2014. [THR]
• If you want to see Zoe Saldana in the nude, now's your chance. [Us Weekly]
• Maksim Chmerkovskiy says he won't be returning to "Dancing With the Stars" as a dancer next season, but somehow we don't think he's gone from the show for good. [Just Jared]
• Know how much Charlie Hunnam loves his fans? When he couldn't make "Sons of Anarchy's" Comic-Con panel, he gave them this video instead:

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• To prove that all's well with their "conscious uncoupling," Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow "re-coupled" for the night on Monday as they attended an East Hamptons screening together. [People]
• This is what happens when Zac Efron goes into the woods with Bear Grylls:

Today's talk you might've missed:

• "Will we have peace or war?" asks the just released trailer for "The Hobbit: The Battle of Five Armies." Judging from that clip and the trailer for "Hunger Games: Mockingjay - Part I," it looks like this winter is going to be all about the latter.

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• For her 50th birthday on Saturday, Sandra Bullock rounded up some friends - including Chelsea Handler and Whitney Cummings, hit a "Cowboy Bar" in Wyoming and then took pictures like this: [People]

• Lea Michele is the newest guest star to join the final season of "Sons of Anarchy" - which, you may be interested to know, is apparently her favorite show.

I'll be appearing on an episode of my favorite show @SonsofAnarchy! Thank you so much @Harparbar & @sutterink#SOAFXpic.twitter.com/YlyvosTYuw

— Lea Michele (@msleamichele) July 28, 2014

• Jessica Simpson's son Ace is apparently already bros with Rocco, the son of Simpson's BFF CaCee Cobb.

• Why did "Lucy" perform so much better than "Hercules" at the box office? Here's one interesting answer: [THR]