Kim Kardashian does not = 'The Hobbit,' according to Kanye
December 12th, 2013
05:23 PM ET

Kim Kardashian does not = 'The Hobbit,' according to Kanye

Now that Kanye West is just as well-known as Kimye, even his "South Park" appearances are featuring his bride-to-be.

The rapper was featured on the animated Comedy Central show once again on Wednesday night, as was his fiancée, Kim Kardashian.

For its season finale, "South Park" dusted off its fish sticks meme to tackle Hollywood's obsession with "post-baby bodies."

In the middle of an argument about why Butters isn't into Lisa Berger - whom he thinks is "too fat" - he exclaims that a fourth-grader has no excuse, given that Kim K. "is skinny and she just had a baby!"

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Butters' point was countered with the obvious reality that Kim is really a hobbit, given that she's short, gets all the hair lasered off her body and hangs out with a wizard named Gandalf.

Kanye being the outspoken gent that he is, he made a personal mission to shut the rumors swirling at the elementary school:

"South Parks'" shots at 'Ye have previously led to outraged blog posts, but, so far, both Kim and Kanye have been quiet about their latest appearance. Did you catch the episode?


Filed under: Celebrities • Kanye West • Kardashians • Kim Kardashian • television

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  1. Let me know when we can drop this chump

    they want us one more time.....the bar made a ton of funds....

    January 10, 2014 at 3:33 pm | Report abuse |
  2. Keith

    It is great that we have public fool like Kayne West to keep us entertained. His hore, baby mama Kim, and grandma hore Kris, will fill in the gaps when he can't be stupid enough on his own.

    January 10, 2014 at 3:13 pm | Report abuse |
  3. Timothy

    Kayne West = Jar Jar Bings when it comes to intelligence.

    January 6, 2014 at 11:49 pm | Report abuse |
  4. David

    I like to imagine Cartman reading all the comments.

    January 3, 2014 at 2:58 pm | Report abuse |
  5. dick E. Normus

    Kim K is a PIG.

    January 2, 2014 at 12:59 am | Report abuse |
  6. Shaggs138

    I wouldn't DARE to compare Kim to a Hobbit..... That is one of the worst things you can call a Hobbit and to disrespect Tolkien and his creations by comparing one of the vilest and most obnoxious people in the world is just wrong.

    December 31, 2013 at 9:48 am | Report abuse |
    • Hairless

      Besides... her feet are hairless. Now, granted, that may be the result of a good pedi/mani, but still, c'mon. A disgrace to offend all of Hobbiton in this manner. We're all going to picket her house later this week. And poor Mr. Tolkein is rolling over in his grave.

      January 3, 2014 at 10:28 am | Report abuse |
    • JigGLeBiLLe

      Yeah, that's not fair at all! Bilbo's toes are much less hairy than Kimbo's!

      January 4, 2014 at 3:51 am | Report abuse |
  7. Grego

    SATAN!

    December 28, 2013 at 8:24 pm | Report abuse |
  8. Robert

    Kim is a Hobbit. And Kanye like fish sticks

    December 26, 2013 at 10:07 pm | Report abuse |
  9. Wendy Testaburger

    Kanye, Kim, and all that ilk ... the future of America? Armageddon .....!

    December 26, 2013 at 11:34 am | Report abuse |
  10. True South Park

    HAHAHA, Kim is such a hobbit lol

    December 20, 2013 at 9:12 am | Report abuse |
  11. heroicslugtest

    Until I saw this episode of south park, I didn't know that that black guy who can't sing was dating that brown girl who can't... do anything. And that motorcycle video? They knew that was.. I mean.. It was meant to be absurd. ...right?

    December 19, 2013 at 3:01 pm | Report abuse |
  12. Mia

    Am not confused anymore, because so far Kim Kardashian's has been called a lot of names already!!! LMFAO!!!!

    December 14, 2013 at 7:43 pm | Report abuse |
  13. WhatAJoke

    I smell like peppermint twist today...its my holiday smell

    December 14, 2013 at 11:38 am | Report abuse |
    • X-Mas Elf

      I smell during the holidays, too. So much to do, no time to shower.

      December 14, 2013 at 12:50 pm | Report abuse |
  14. Kanye is a genius

    At first I was going to change the channel because I thought this was a Curious George repeat, and that show is way too cerebral for me. But then I saw it was Kanye and I was enthralled, gleeful that his media promoters and image managers were preserving him as a celebrity.

    December 14, 2013 at 10:11 am | Report abuse |
  15. Dora

    They are all gross.

    December 12, 2013 at 9:15 pm | Report abuse |
  16. fatal

    thank you South Park for deflating the enormous Kimye ego monster-I loved their previous Kanye West "fishsticks" episode I mean seriously Kanye and now Kimye are just to easy to make fun of-their are ridiculous, self absorbed morons who literally stick their feet in their ginormous mouths every day-and just like the Seth Rogan parody even those 2 mohons know that if they start throwing temper tantrums about it they are just proving the point -so their publicist have already made it very clear they better keep em shut or choke out a fake laugh about it-watch Kanye will try to put out secret hit on them and blame it on the Muslims

    December 12, 2013 at 6:12 pm | Report abuse |

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