December 11th, 2013
10:53 AM ET
Kim K. slips post-baby body into bikiniAfter working hard to get in shape after giving birth, Kim Kardashian is having a love affair with white swimwear. After working hard to get in shape after giving birth to daughter North in June, the 33-year-old reality star can't seem to stay out of a bathing suit. First, there was her infamous selfie - and now she's frolicking on the cover of Us Weekly in a revealing white bikini above the triumphant headline, "My Body Is Back! No Gimmicks, No Surgery."
The rumor that Kardashian has used cosmetic surgeons to revive her pre-baby curves is one that she's consistently denied. "I am very frustrated today seeing reports that I got surgery to lose my baby weight! This is FALSE," she tweeted in November. "I worked so hard to train myself to eat right & healthy, I work out so hard & this was such a challenge for me but I did it!!! I'm so proud of my accomplishment & NO ONE will take this away from me with fake reports!" Kardashian's previously said that she's used a low-carb diet and regular workouts to shave off the extra pounds, and an "insider" tells People magazine that she's stuck with it while traveling with fiance Kanye West, who's been on his "Yeezus" tour. Word has it that there's "a trainer on tour with she and Kanye and a chef to keep her meals carb free. It's hard, but she sticks with it pretty much all the time. She's so happy. Life is good."
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Is that just her butt stuffed in that over-sized "bikini" or is there someone else back there too?
Extra large bikini, and photoshop the rest. When is the divorce planned for?
Back and ready to bang more aids infested primates !
Where are the "after" photos?
She says, she's back? Back for what? If she thinks she looks good, then go for it. She is probably the only one and that includes that flunky she is banging on the side. With that HUGE a.r.s.e. of hers, I wonder if she had a special made, extra large toilet seat made so she can sit and make sure everything fits? It would be such a nice thing for the new year to see this very freaky family go bye bye from the airwaves and also anything else they touch..
"Word has it that there's "a trainer on tour with she and Kanye and a chef to keep her meals carb free. It's hard, but she sticks with it..." Try having to prepare your own meals & working out without a trainer. THAT's hard.
These losers are famous because morons project on them. Besides her ass is too big.
These are two people who are famous just for being famous. No talent, no skills, no reason for being famous. And yet they are. They were made for each other. Since they each have an ego the size of Texas it won't last for long, but maybe she'll beat her record of 72 days set with her last husband. Boy was he lucky to get out of that. Maybe if we all ignore them they'll go away.
Kurt, you're the ignorant one. Kanye may be obnoxious, but he's one of the seminal producers and rappers in the history of hip-hop and, therefore, American Music.
Deal with it.
Yeezus rules.
You are an idiot. Kanye is a legend in his own mind, an egotistical azz. Anyone who professes that they, themselves are a genius, generally aren't.
Kim, definitely, you are spot on. But Kanye, regardless of your opinion of his talent or recent decent into seeming madness, for at the very least a decade now, he has been one of the most successful, progressive, and influential producers in the rap/hip hop industry. You might not like it but before 808's everyone wanted him to produce for them. That being said, all of the fame has taken his narcissism to a whole other level and should probably be brought down a peg.
besides the fact your still a fat pig and you have the same body features as mike, obarrys wife (lol), no one with any morals gives a chit !
Try breastfeeding!
DAT BE DONE ALSO...THANKS
AS LONG AS DO WHAT YOU DO...EXPECT ME TOO POUND .... YOU STFU I STFU ..OTHEWISE
WE CONSIDER YOU 3 FKING LOSERS...ITS ALLLLLL YOUUUUUUU
THANKS...
FILE WITH PHONE TAPS..THANKS...FKING LOSERS
Fatso ^
Loser
December 20, 2013 at 1:22 pm | Report abuse |
WE'RE DONE...SHES LOOK FOR THE BAR STATIONS FOR LATER...
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I AM PLAY IN FRONT OF 3,000 PEOPLE AND YOU WILL BE HACKED INTO BARS LOOKING FOR YOU
BOYFRIEND...HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SHE DROWNED AGAIN..HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No put in your file, labeled Fat FK Loser
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December 20, 2013 at 1:19 pm | Report abuse |
I'm going to lunch, fat FK
Want me to stop by BK and get you 12 Whoppers again? You fatties sure eat a lot.
December 20, 2013 at 1:17 pm | Report abuse |
I AM HONEST AND KIND....YOUR FKING BULLY AND A LOSER IN OUR EYES.....NOBODY IS ALONE HON
ITS CALLED AND APPLE MACHINE....YOUR ALONE CUZ YOUR RELATIONSHIPS SCKS...YOUR RELATIONSHP
SUCKS WAY BEFORE ME....THEREFORE YOU CONSIDER A FKING BULLY HACK
Loser
ACTING MORE INTELLIGENT THEN ME...FKING LOSER
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WHO THE FK ARE YOU???
A FAT FKING LOSER, DATS WHO !
December 20, 2013 at 1:15 pm | Report abuse |
Yeah, do that
Loser. Old fat unpopular loser.
December 20, 2013 at 1:14 pm | Report abuse |
Want me to stop by BK and get you 12 Whoppers again? You fatties sure eat a lot.
WHO THE H.LL IS EVERY GOING TOO LISTEN TOO JUDGEMENTAL LOSERS LIKE YOU...
FKING LOSER BIMBOS.
3 FKING LOSERS GIVE ME THE QUEEN AN EXAM...FKING LOSERS
A FAT FKING LOSER, DATS WHO !
JUST IN CASE.
Loser. Old fat unpopular loser.
CUZ YOUR A FKING LOSER .....I WIN.....FAMILY PIN NUMBERS.
CUZ YOUR A FKING LOSER...HACK....I WIN.....FAMILY PIN NUMBERS.
SENDING STUFF FROM PHONE...FKING LOSER
YOU GET NO RESPECT ..FKING LOSER..
The pencil test?
Your tîts are so saggy you could hold a pencil factory under them.
December 20, 2013 at 1:07 pm | Report abuse |
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I DON'T HAVE YOURS...FKING LOSER 44
Your so FKing old...
Your SS# is 1.
December 20, 2013 at 1:06 pm | Report abuse |
Your a hacking phone tapping hor loser
Who swallows dog semen.
December 20, 2013 at 1:04 pm | Report abuse |
Your tîts are so saggy you could hold a pencil factory under them.
fking loser
Your SS# is 1.
fking loser
Old people TV
What's this WE shït, Kemo Sabe?
You have no friends cuz you a fat whiny troll who still thinks she's popular.
December 20, 2013 at 1:02 pm | Report abuse |
Good, cuz the ASPCA was looking for you
Dog blower
December 20, 2013 at 1:00 pm | Report abuse |
No - YOUR a loser
So there!
FKIGN LOSER
Who swallows dog semen.
DO YOU STILL GO DOWN ON DOGS?
I'VE SEEN PICTURES...
December 20, 2013 at 12:57 pm | Report abuse |
Dog blower
and everyone hates your...and we will judge you cuz your fking hack.....we will judge you forever..cuz
your fking loser end of story.....your a loser and you will never be anything else hacking hoe
You have no friends cuz you a fat whiny troll who still thinks she's popular.
50 yr old loser still thinks she's a popular school girl
You were popular 30 years ago, now your just a pathetic old fat has been with saddle bags, lard butt, jowls and a spare tire that could fit a truck.
No, I won
How is stating a fact being judgmental. Fat is fat, blow pig.
So there!
your a fking hack...so yea i can judge you fat hips...fat hips
I'VE SEEN PICTURES...
guess who...i hear your passionate in bed...haaaaaaaaaaaaaa
You should stuff your bra. It might help you become popular. More so than dropping to your knees for every guy you meet, blow pig.
your just a fking judgmental loser that nobody can stand.
How is stating a fact being judgmental. Fat is fat, blow pig.
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after you gave birth....kim still looked sxy at 200 lbs...you? ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Ok...is this the movie poster for Cloverfield 2?
🙂
i always win....my love comments are allll true. Its so sad your union with kanye sucks.
i lost 37 1/2 pounds...i have a long way too go but your body gives us old girls trying too lose weight inspiration...
and you had a child....you must be so proud.
Age doesnt bother me...lets hook up
JUST BY CUTTING OFF YOUR HEAD. YOUR FAT GRAY HAIRED UGLY OLD HACKER VICTIM HEAD.
i am popular your not...end of story.
You were popular 30 years ago, now your just a pathetic old fat has been with saddle bags, lard butt, jowls and a spare tire that could fit a truck.
I love your body and i am proud of you for taking the pounds off after the baby...you give me hope to at least be kinda decent looking...of course i will never have your god like body i just want my 40 year old body back.
i love you kim. your beautiful.
You can photoshop your pics too. No stretch marks do you honestly believe she really looks like that? How do you respect a family that does nothing but marry for divorce?
Look at that body and happiness.....and then there is you...haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
yeah I tapped dat on my plastic modacykle BAM
Just because she went with elves and wizards does not mean she is a hobbit
Two words: media w h o r e
Still puzzled at why any of these people are famous. Seem to be a lot of skin flashing with little talent except to lie still and pose during random se% tapes with multiple black dudes. This one's a$$ is much larger than her morals. Trashy inbred media tramps.
Why is she famous again?
That's right cause she screwed someone on film and then a dumb reality show, gotta love america!
She does look pretty good though, I hate to admit.
great body kimmie....you look amazing all the best.
dammmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I pee'd on her.
So did I.
Still a fat pig. Her ass is sofa king fat, she's disgusting.
Ive been hearing this for 13 years now and everyone is right...lololol
but you can't take your eyes off it can you. hahahahahahaha
I can easily take my eyes off that pig...there are so many actually beautiful women who deserve attention.
I heard that the back of her bikini bottom had brown smears all over it.
FACT: GET A ACTING JOB OR GO TO SCHOOL....LIFE IS MORE THAN, "SEE MY BODY"....
her man loves her that's all that matters...her body is for HER not for him. She wants too look good.
If you listen carefully, you can hear the jlzz waterfall spilling out of her
Ahh so the jlzz oven is back in working order
Rat-tat- tat-tat!
No way I can believe a word Kim says. She is fake from head to toe but she lies about it. She is ruining her face completely. Kim goes to the beach with her girlfriends in full makeup and perfect hair and the paps just happen to be there and take her pic – yeah right!
Kim goes to the beach, to the gym, shopping, Hollywood Reporters lunch, concerts. Baby, what baby?
and it went straight to her ass.
Dammit!!! I am trying to make Voice to text Hog sounds but it is not working.
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Lol
Looks like she's trying to suck her gut in. Not showing the big azz helps.
What do you get when you cross an Armenian cow with an angry monkey? North West.
Oh Gosh,Someone telling her what she wants to hear.Go lean.
Yo' mama, Philly55.
Still the big back end and fake boobs
just what the bruva's like
She's still a cow. Her azz is all fat. Why does she think she's slim and in shape?
Old fat wrinkly cow with an enormous butt and overinflated ego...and raging paranoia.
I worked for Mike.-–
Was Mr. Moose.
At least, it's a better picture than her selfie.
It's amazing what Photoshop can do for that fat wh0re...
Fantastic.
wonderful
A really good touch up picture!
And we care because?
For the latest unnecessary Kardashian fluff piece. You just can't let a week go by without some 'news' about these useless people, can you?
Yeah, no kidding. Not only that, she had that kid in June, and it is now December. She has a personal chef and a trainer traveling with her. She should look fabulous by now. Not really much of an accomplishment in my book. Sad that this is the thing she has to put out there all the time to try to boost her popularity.
It's because Kim is fat and fat women are insecure. She's just looking for validation for her effort to become slightly less fat.
Its easy to keep the weight off with a personal trainer and chef 24/7. Its even harder to justify why CNN has to report her every move.