Today's talk you might've missed:
- Everyone dying to see Shia LaBeouf go totally method in Lars Von Trier's erotic drama "Nymphomaniac" no longer has to try to pirate the film. Magnolia Pictures will release the four-and-a-half hour "Nymphomaniac" in the U.S. in two parts: the first will bow on March 21, followed by the climax on April 18. (Sorry, we had to.) [THR]
- We weren't all that interested in "Glee's" 100th episode, but that was before we found out Dianna Agron is among the former cast members who'll be making an appearance. Given the rumor mill surrounding her relationship with the Fox series, consider us intrigued. [Dianna Agron's Twitter]
- This isn't a "Twins" remake, but there is one notable similarity. Kevin Hart and LeBron James are set to star in a comedy called "Brothers," about a guy (Hart) who lives in the shadow of his NBA-playing brother. [Deadline]
- That sound you heard last night, roughly around midnight? That was Tumblr combusting in a million pieces after Benedict Cumberbatch read the lyrics to R. Kelly's "Genius" from his new album, "Black Panties." If you listen closely, you can hear Jimmy Kimmel whispering, "you're welcome, Internet."
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- Who's got beef? The 19-year-old model who appeared in Justin Bieber's new music video for "All That Matters." Apparently, she thinks Selena Gomez's recent selfie, which she curiously captioned, "I thought he only liked the Latina category. Smh…" was directed at her. [Cosmo]
- Miley Cyrus' next boyfriend will be the type who'll joyfully wear a matching denim outfit with her in public. In related news, Cyrus has been added to Time's best and worst dressed lists for 2013. [Time]
And this is what USA does ... produce plastic crap and then convince you of it's need.
Who cares about Shia LeBouf, bring on Stacy Martin and Charlotte Gainsbourg! Lars von Trier excels at getting the most from his leading ladies, Emily Watson in 'Breaking the Waves', Bjork in 'Dancer in the Dark' and Gainsbourg in 'Antichrist' were all spectacular.
Lemmee at 'em!!
i'm in as long as you don't sing ! egads !
Is this what people really think. I'm no fan of Cyrus, but these are not clean conversations. Whatever happened to talking about what the article was about, not something else stupid!
Ok, I give up. Come out, come out wherever you are.
Hey you! Getting ready to go battle Toys R Us. (ugh) How are you?
Your sculptures, ummm, ya think? Give it a try, this place is getting boring. Lol!
I'm doing just fine thanks for asking. Toys R Us eh? Good luck fighting that battle. I myself have to go out and brave the long shopping lines some time soon. I'll bring out my "holy sh!t" sculpture. That will hopefully draw a crowd.
Intrrracial dating spam and poop jokes are what has made this place so boring. No one else cares.
Tool is worse than the whiny hacker- victim troll.
Shia in DeBuff. Just what I wanted to see. :/