Today's news you might've missed:

• We love Stephen Moyer just as much as the next Sookie, but not enough to cast him as Captain Von Trapp in "The Sound of Music" with Carrie Underwood. Clearly NBC feels differently. [New York Magazine's Vulture]
• Alec Baldwin and his wife Hilaria welcomed their "absolutely perfect" daughter Carmen Gabriela today. Hopefully those Donaghy life lessons are still fresh in his mind. [Hilaria Baldwin's Twitter]
• No need to fantasize about taking out Ernesto Arguello - Eva Longoria's kicked her former boyfriend to the curb. [Gossip Cop]
• Chris Brown has been unleashed on Twitter again, and this time he's sharing his true Twitter feelings about the "DA('s) racist a**." In other news, his "hands work just fine!" [Chris Brown's Twitter]
• Just when we thought the next "Pirates of the Caribbean" movie was going to simply be called "Pirates of the Caribbean: The Fifth One," the directors have revealed its actual title: "Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales." [MTV]
• This is why we stan for Jennifer Lawrence: when she picnics, she drinks her champagne straight from the bottle. [People]