Today's news you might've missed:

• President Barack Obama and First Lady Michelle have been added to Amanda Bynes' "OMG, you're like, so ugly!" list. At this point, we're starting to wonder if Amanda's life is basically one long "opposites" day, so that when she calls myriad celebrities and notable figures ugly, she's really paying them a compliment. [Amanda Bynes' Twitter]
• Beyoncé's dad reportedly got married again over the weekend, but Bey and her sister Solange were nowhere to be found. We guess uploading all of those new photos to Tumblr *does* take time. [TMZ/Beyoncé.com]
• How many vintage-inspired, Independence Day-themed outfits does Taylor Swift own? You'd be surprised. [TaylorSwift.com]
• Elisha Cuthbert's ABC comedy has been canceled, but she still had a "Happy Ending" this weekend. The Canadian actress married Toronto Maple Leafs player Dion Phaneuf on Saturday on Prince Edward Island. [Elisha Cuthbert's Twitter]
• Will we see baby North in some tailor-made A.P.C. soon? A baby girl can dream, especially now that her dad Kanye is officially collaborating with the French fashion label. [MTV]
• And speaking of Kanye, his ex, Amber Rose, just made it official with rapper Wiz Khalifa according to a tweet from Wiz. The pair welcomed a son in February. [Wiz Khalifa's Twitter]