For Angelina Jolie's 38th birthday today, Brad Pitt surprised her with a celebratory dinner - in Paris. Apparently, after imbibing both red and white wines, the couple went over to a nearby "disco," Silencio. [E!]
The big question of the day - aside from what Kim and Kanye will name their baby girl - is whether the reality star will eat her placenta. If she does, we're betting we'd get closeups on "Keeping Up with the Kardashians," complete with kolorful kommentary. [HuffPost]
Sorry fans of "The Wire," but "The Sopranos" ranks No. 1 according to The Writers Guild of America who awarded the latter HBO show the top slot on their “101 Best Written TV Series of All Time” list. The show edged out "Seinfeld" which, for it being "a show about nothing," came in at No. 2. [Variety]
What makes Lindsey Vonn's relationship with Tiger Woods work? They're "similar," she says. We'll let you imagine in what ways. [People]
Jennifer Aniston's soon-to-be-husband has landed a new job. Justin Theroux's slated to star in the pilot for Damon Lindelof's HBO adaptation of the Tom Perrotta novel, "The Leftovers." [NYMag's Vulture]
After Katy Perry and Carrie Underwood had turns joining the Rolling Stones on stage for a jam sesh, Taylor Swift stepped up to the plate at the band's Chicago tour stop, where she helped them perform "As Tears Go By":
I wonder if any of those third world adoptees were still suckling from her udders. I wonder what they did with her udders. Would it be too crazy to ask for them, as souveneirs? Maybe get them autographed? Q: What do you get when you cross udders with breast cancer? A: Chocolate milk.
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Spoken like a true big0t. Your sweeping generalizations and intolerance for other perspectives betrays you as a close-minded libt@rd with a narrow worldview who rapidly resorts to name calling if not outright force to suppress free thought and speech. Do you work at the IRS?
Palintwit the first comment was funny. The second time it was still funny. The third time, it gets old. Dude, you beat things to death. Get some fresh stuff, and stop posting the same thing day after day. This has been a public service announcement.
If Angelina Jolie was truly courageous, she would not perpetrate a fraud with synthetic new breasts replicating the great ones doctor masectomy threw out. With all that silicon and botox and other artificial ingredients, she's little more than a talking manequin.
Hey Triumph! How was your day? Glad to hear about your Mom doing better. You are a good son to help her through this. Howdy to all you crazy kids out there, too.
I too would enjoy that spectacle, although I think I'd prefer to have the 2 of them sprint back and forth across a stage while I pelt them with poop pellets.
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I wonder if any of those third world adoptees were still suckling from her udders. I wonder what they did with her udders. Would it be too crazy to ask for them, as souveneirs? Maybe get them autographed? Q: What do you get when you cross udders with breast cancer? A: Chocolate milk.
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JOLLY RANCHER
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Female tea party patriots do*uche with Everclear. It comes in convenient quart size mason jars and is readily available south of the Mason-Dixon line.
Spoken like a true big0t. Your sweeping generalizations and intolerance for other perspectives betrays you as a close-minded libt@rd with a narrow worldview who rapidly resorts to name calling if not outright force to suppress free thought and speech. Do you work at the IRS?
Palintwit the first comment was funny. The second time it was still funny. The third time, it gets old. Dude, you beat things to death. Get some fresh stuff, and stop posting the same thing day after day. This has been a public service announcement.
sic... I see your trailer park manager is letting you play with his computer again today.
that's correct.....angie seems to have "other issues"-–anything amanda does is ILLEGAL AND CONSIDERED IGNORABLE.
All of your conservatard comments above can easily be applied to your perspective and more easily to right- wing administrations.
If Angelina Jolie was truly courageous, she would not perpetrate a fraud with synthetic new breasts replicating the great ones doctor masectomy threw out. With all that silicon and botox and other artificial ingredients, she's little more than a talking manequin.
Try spell check next time, beauty judge.
that's her weapon
bid it farewell
OK I JUST SAT ON THE TOILET AND A SHOE FELL OUT OF MY BUTT! SMELLED LIKE ROACH SPRAY...
Spending the evening filling zip lock bags with turds, which I'll then use to make decorative pillows.
I can't tell if people are booing or cheering. It kind of sounds like a mixture of the two.
Also, she needs to stop singing that song. She's messing up a classic.
they get along...but they do see others.
Kimmy K. might eat what? I'm speechless.
Hey Triumph! How was your day? Glad to hear about your Mom doing better. You are a good son to help her through this. Howdy to all you crazy kids out there, too.
Sadie, About what ya said about KK..."EIH"!!! Lol!
Good am everyone! It's hump day, enjoy it... 🙂
let's get shakin brad.
OK EVERYBODY SIT ON THE TOILET AND DO THE BULLDOZER!
puhleaze.
OK EVERYBODY STOP NOW PUT YOUR FINGER IN YOUR BUTT AND SMELL YOUR POOP!
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OK EVERYBODY STOP NOW AND SMELL A DIRTY BUTTH0L E!
lol
I myself would like to see them up to their necks in a ss gravy while being lowered down head first.
GOBBLE GOBBLE POOP IN MY BOBBLE!
I too would enjoy that spectacle, although I think I'd prefer to have the 2 of them sprint back and forth across a stage while I pelt them with poop pellets.
Bobbing for apples (which are actually hard, after pott turds) in a pool of diarrhea and splashing it all over themselves.
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you on the other hand should make a call and try it out
I heard they enjoy standing knee deep in poop while flinging stink nuggets at one another.
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OK I STOOD OUTSIDE THE BATHROOM STALL ONE TIME WHEN SHE WAS TAKING A DUMP AND IT SOUNDED LIKE A BULLDOZER AND SMELLED LIKE PIZZA!
this couple is sooooooooooo healthy
This couple is healthy...they are a powerful couple...bla blah blah bleeech!