Today's news you might've missed:

• Britney Spears has been putting in work for an upcoming set of performances in Las Vegas, and she's showing off her ab-tastic results on the cover of Shape magazine. [Shape]
• David Bowie's new music video, "The Next Day," is getting massive buzz, and not just because it stars Marion Cotillard and Gary Oldman. The controversy is about who the two actors portray in the clip, as Cotillard was cast as a "sad prostitute," Oldman as a naughty priest, and Bowie as Jesus. [USA Today]
• For some reason, the fact that Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson haven't spoken to each other in six years is shocking. But what would they have to talk about? The fact that they've both moved on from their three-year marriage by getting married again and having kids? [People]
• Were you planning on seeing "Jurassic Park 4" when it opened on June 13, 2014? Yeah, about that - there's been a change of plans. Studio Universal now says it's going to release the movie "at a later date." [EW]
• Kim K., Robin Williams has called, and he's asked for his "Mrs. Doubtfire" wardrobe back: