Today's news you might've missed:
- HBO's “Game of Thrones” has set a new ratings record. About 4.9 million viewers - a new series high - tuned in to watch the fourth episode of the third season on Sunday. [EW]
- MTV is getting back into the dating game with “The Hook Up,” to be hosted by “Guy Code’s” Andrew Shulz. [Deadline]
- Ben Affleck is going to "Live Below the Line." The actor tweeted that he’ll eat $1.50 worth of food/day for five days on behalf of the Eastern Congo Initiative. [Twitter]
- Sharon Osbourne used her gig as one of the hosts on CBS's "The Talk" to go on record about what's been going on with her and Ozzzy – and she's not happy.
- Jimmy Kimmel and his team recently played a little prank at Coachella. See what happens when “Jimmy Kimmel Live” asks festival-goers what they think of fictional bands (like Dr. Shlomo and the G.I. Clinic) on a special edition of “Lie Witness News”:
I can't take any show seriously where a midget acts all badazz. Midgets aren't tough. You can knock them over way too easily. Their legs are really short. They tip over easier than a drunken old fat guy. The show would be better if they used them for bowling.
wobble but they don't fall down.
The dwarves in LOTR were pretty badazz, though.
enjoy and have the happiest day
bye dear.
Midgets? lol... Wait, no picking on short people! I'm a short people. Well, I'm not that short, though, I still have them by a foot or so. With me, they wouldn't be azz level, more like staring at my girls level.
Ling Cho, Sarge, and Dan- lol! Have a good day all!
Thanks our friend : ) We hope your day will be the happiest ever : )
and it did work didn't it...brandy
thanks
I was at Coachella, and saw tons of these babes drop top and let 'em flop.
I like the boobs on those Coachella girls. That's the best part about Coachella - the scantily clad women. The music is ok too.
There are midgets at Coachella, too. With tiny little boobs.
Berry berry guuud roasted in samwich
In china midgets are considered a delicacy. They are sometimes boiled in a large pot and made into a delicious stew. It is also customary to roast them and serve with snow peas during festivals.
They used to raise them on farms in Korea. I saw one of the farms when stationed over there in 1958. Midgets everywhere. They use em to make barbecue.
Check the Eaticracy blog. There are many good recipes for cooking midgetts over there.
But it's really brown and runny -
Diarrhea.
No stress, no strain, just sit and let it drain: diarrhea.
all will be fine...i don't like elmer's glue either
Ok, there's a midget here
in Atlanta that peddles for money on the corner. One day he wasn't in his normal spot on the street. He no longer needed to peddle for dough, he sued the city for building the curb too close to his a**
That would just give him a little stoop to sit on. Midgets get tired too.
OK DOES ANYBODY HERE WANT TO SLURP MY DIRTY BUTT? IT SMELLS LIKE BARBIE DOLL HAIR TONIGHT!
Midgets arent funny. They always look plssed off. Of course, if I had to walk around every day at a$s level I prolly wouldnt be too happy either
Colored midgets are funnier. Just sayin.
tiny midgets are hella funny.
They should give the midget a little baby sword so he wouldn't feel left out. I'm progressive that way – always concerned for the little people.
I agree. Midgetts are always funny. It's because they are democrats.
That little midget looks funny.