While Jon Bon Jovi put his New York City duplex up for sale to the tune of $42 million, Richie Sambora has dropped out of the Bon Jovi tour because of "personal issues." [ABC News/NYDN]
Amanda Bynes celebrated her 27th birthday with the Internet scratching its collective head over her antics, which apparently now include the possibility of an Amanda Bynes impostor. [E!/TooFab]
Will "Glee" soon be writing around another cast member's personal life? There's a new report that Heather Morris - a.k.a. the show's dead-ringer for Britney Spears - is expecting her first child. [Us Weekly]
With all the shuffling that's going on at NBC right now, we sort of forgot that Melissa McCarthy's hosting "Saturday Night Live" this weekend. Thankfully, this promo was here to remind us: [New York Magazine's Vulture]
If that isn't uplifting enough, then this clip of Bob Costas rapping Ludacris - really! It's fantastic, we promise - will do the trick.
And when you're done, you can wonder aloud how we got to the point that we now have teasers for the teaser to the movie trailer:
My boss was mean today. Mean. Sometimes he is angry about this or that but it isn't our fault. I was extra nice to him but I'm sure he'll hold that against me too. He's odd like that. And mean.
I'm eating a ham sandwich for supper to make up for the yuck day. A ham sandwich is good sometimes. Maybe M&Ms for dessert. I pray you had a happy day and will have a fun evening.
yep
de ain't lawyers.....i can tell you that....
she was busy covering up cruelty comment to bon jovi....ok
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can we get tickets?
My boss was mean today. Mean. Sometimes he is angry about this or that but it isn't our fault. I was extra nice to him but I'm sure he'll hold that against me too. He's odd like that. And mean.
I'm eating a ham sandwich for supper to make up for the yuck day. A ham sandwich is good sometimes. Maybe M&Ms for dessert. I pray you had a happy day and will have a fun evening.
You should leave a fat turd on his desk for him. That will get him to lighten up.
Tired of your lame attempts at humor. Keep your poop to yourself.
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Corky seems to be a little constipated. Perhaps a laxative is needed. He'd feel much better after a big, healthy poop.
John Bon Jovi is so hot–glad he has a decent wife