How Snooki lost 42 pounds
March 6th, 2013
05:07 PM ET

How Snooki lost 42 pounds

Almost seven months after giving birth to her first child, Lorenzo, Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi is in fighting shape.

The reality star has been working hard to slim down, and is now showing off her 42-pound weight loss on the cover of Us Weekly's latest issue.

"Hard work pays off!" the 25-year-old mom of one tweeted Wednesday, adding a thank you to Express Home Fitness' meal service, her trainer and Florham Park Fitness.

As her tweet shows, Snooki turned to proven methods to aid in her weight loss: "You just need to get your a** to the gym and eat healthy!" she told Us Weekly. For the 4'9 fist-pumper, that meant a 1,300 calories-a-day diet and four days of exercise per week.

"I lost it for me," Snooki told the magazine of her motivation. "But I also wanted Jionni to know that I can be hot as a mom."

You can hear Snooki talk more about motherhood and baby Lorenzo in the clip below:

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  1. Chat

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    April 17, 2013 at 12:55 am | Report abuse |
  2. hello

    anybody goin out tonight!

    March 14, 2013 at 3:57 pm | Report abuse |
  3. boss snooks

    needs "more".

    March 13, 2013 at 3:12 pm | Report abuse |
  4. Jet

    needs "more".

    March 13, 2013 at 3:11 pm | Report abuse |
  5. here come the warm jets

    I remember this one time I was finger banging her in my car and she farted and said, "sorry for that bad Situation"...we both laughed...but wow does she stink sometimes.

    March 13, 2013 at 3:07 pm | Report abuse |
  6. Rock

    She lost a lot of weight? Did she push out my moneyshot from last night?

    March 13, 2013 at 3:04 pm | Report abuse |
  7. Doc Johnnie

    Snooki? What is a 'Snooki'? Is this gal the daughter of Wildenstein?

    March 12, 2013 at 9:41 pm | Report abuse |
  8. The Gosselin Blues

    Sing The Gosselin Blues with us!!!!!

    i got the Gosselin Blues baby...
    i got the Gosseline Blues baby...

    i is jealous of fran baby
    i is jealous of fran baby

    fran show her boobs
    for the gosselin blues
    and fran won her p
    from the gosselin blues
    oh yea

    March 12, 2013 at 3:09 pm | Report abuse |
  9. I'm sure snookie cares what you think...


    March 12, 2013 at 3:07 pm | Report abuse |
  10. Guido NumberSix

    She was never hot, she's not hot now, she will never be hot.

    March 12, 2013 at 2:55 pm | Report abuse |
  11. Snookkiiee

    I personally admire Snooki. She has her own type of crazy, and even though she ENJOYED her life partying, drinking and hooking up, she has really grown up. Being a mom is nothing easy and for a girl with a past like that... Damn it's pretty impressive. I like Snooki's personality the most because she CHOOSES to be happy even though many people are hating on her because of her past. People really need to stop living in the past and begin living the present. She's living a great life now, probably a better life than the ones that are hating on her. I'm not trying to talk dirt on anyone but why not just let her be happy. I'm really Proud of you Snooks you've come a long way!!! πŸ™‚

    March 12, 2013 at 1:08 pm | Report abuse |
  12. The Gosselin Blues--

    i got the Gosselin Blues baby...
    i got the Gosseline Blues baby...

    i is jealous of fran dreshner baby
    i is jealous of fran dreshner baby

    fran show her boobs
    for the gosselin blues
    and fran won her p
    from the gosselin blues
    oh yea

    March 12, 2013 at 10:07 am | Report abuse |
  13. stormeagle

    If her kid is 7 months old, he won't know whether she is hot or not. He doesn't even know he's alive yet.

    March 12, 2013 at 10:02 am | Report abuse |
  14. we've seen you

    shut up

    March 11, 2013 at 4:15 pm | Report abuse |
  15. JimmyJoeJimBob

    . "But I also wanted Jionni to know that I can be hot as a mom."
    On what planet is she considered "hot"? NOT EVEN CLOSE!

    March 11, 2013 at 4:10 pm | Report abuse |
  16. DannyZ

    You know, I always found the Jersey Shore cast to be hot narcissistic messes. But I kind of like Snooky because she owns her "crazy". She's not a tall woman– losing 40+ on a woman of her stature is pretty impressive. Plus, I LOVE her hair color. She's living in her truth and becoming a grownup. Good on ya, Snooks...

    March 11, 2013 at 11:13 am | Report abuse |
  17. who cares!


    March 11, 2013 at 7:25 am | Report abuse |
  18. J-Smooth

    Truthfully I liked her the way she was but now she's just ok. I like em thick.

    March 11, 2013 at 7:23 am | Report abuse |
  19. theduke

    that's what happens when you quit sucking off liquor bottles for years,,,,but still a CLASSLESS COW

    March 10, 2013 at 1:36 pm | Report abuse |
  20. ana

    I wonder what each and everyone of you would do if someone like you was saying these horrible things about your loved ones.

    March 10, 2013 at 12:12 pm | Report abuse |
  21. Chris Brown

    I want to hit this broad in the face....

    March 9, 2013 at 7:38 pm | Report abuse |
  22. Glad

    Glad shes getting her life together. Not really a fan of her but im happy to see shes finding happiness

    March 9, 2013 at 5:41 pm | Report abuse |
  23. We believe Snookie is doing the right thing for Jiovanni


    March 9, 2013 at 8:05 am | Report abuse |

    good for her...go snookie..

    March 8, 2013 at 5:07 pm | Report abuse |
  25. candy =snookie

    iiiiiiiiiiiii want snookie!! iiiiiiiiii want snookie!!

    March 8, 2013 at 5:04 pm | Report abuse |
  26. Start with me 321

    good for snookie–at least she's not an nasty evil icey Pos

    and Springsteen had the nerve too call me icey once.

    March 8, 2013 at 4:55 pm | Report abuse |
  27. snooki is the girl we all hook up with

    why is everyone hating snookie for being slim and happy and fun. dont we all laugh, screw, recieve bj's, drink, smoke, and party with the snookies out there? if there were no snookies out there alot of venues wouldn't be half as fun as they are. it would be a bunch of yellow teeth lame nuns jumpin up and down to tiesto. lets appreicate the snookies out there please πŸ™‚ they brought me great times in college and still today.

    March 8, 2013 at 4:51 pm | Report abuse |
  28. smace40

    Great job Snooki. People on this thread are so harsh. She is a young mom trying to do something positive.

    March 8, 2013 at 1:28 pm | Report abuse |
  29. The Monkey

    She stopped swallowing

    March 8, 2013 at 11:03 am | Report abuse |
  30. Joanne Glack

    Snooks know how to party that's for sure!!

    March 8, 2013 at 10:42 am | Report abuse |
  31. cnnlicksit

    She's still stupid and ugly so it doesnt matter.

    March 8, 2013 at 10:39 am | Report abuse |
  32. KWW

    She'll be 60 pounds heavier within 2 years. They always regain it.

    March 8, 2013 at 8:56 am | Report abuse |
  33. i love giovanni

    he's so cute.

    March 8, 2013 at 7:48 am | Report abuse |
  34. Oscar Pitchfork


    March 8, 2013 at 7:47 am | Report abuse |
  35. hacker.

    set her up

    March 8, 2013 at 7:21 am | Report abuse |
  36. ray

    15 minutes of fame is over. GO AWAY !!!

    March 8, 2013 at 7:19 am | Report abuse |
  37. Heinrich

    What's a "Snookie"? Is it important? Should I care what it thinks?

    March 7, 2013 at 9:49 pm | Report abuse |
  38. call Stanley Steemer

    March 7, 2013 at 6:16 pm | Report abuse |
  39. useless

    nothing but life suppport for a c-ut.

    March 7, 2013 at 6:15 pm | Report abuse |
  40. and so?

    and so we are supposed to fall down and allow this idiot to use us as carpet?????

    March 7, 2013 at 6:13 pm | Report abuse |
  41. heywood

    Pure protein shakes?

    March 7, 2013 at 6:02 pm | Report abuse |
  42. CACurious

    lets see your picture so we can decide who would bang you....

    March 7, 2013 at 4:18 pm | Report abuse |
  43. ca2011

    She is still ugly, wouldn't bang her.

    March 7, 2013 at 4:14 pm | Report abuse |
  44. Mr.Lee

    Well, Triumph, I have been sticking to the sadows, just watching all of you guys duke it out. But I guess I am back.

    March 7, 2013 at 4:06 pm | Report abuse |
  45. And---

    he has too do Usher's moves in the video-revenges is so sweet...

    March 7, 2013 at 3:35 pm | Report abuse |
  46. Oh sorry regular table right wonder woman...

    wrong report.

    March 7, 2013 at 2:49 pm | Report abuse |
  47. That's right on the coffee table...

    so now you've blown it 2 times in 10 min.

    March 7, 2013 at 2:47 pm | Report abuse |
  48. Pable

    Snooki is about as appealing as Sarah Palin and Kim Kardashian. I wish they all would go away.

    March 7, 2013 at 2:45 pm | Report abuse |
  49. Mixdup

    Fernella all it takes is one change. I quit coffee creamer and lost 40 lbs. My husband quit sodapop he lost 68. Then he went a step further and gave up pasta and lost anotiher 40. He quit eating fatty meat and bread and salt lost 30 more. Now he is at his military weight.his BMI is 22. He is my inspiration to eat fruit,veggies,beans and greens.dont forget to drink plenty of water when u feel hungry. Yogurt fixes my sweet tooth.GO FOR IT! U will b happier.Blessings Fernella and anyone else struggling. Be patient. Good things come to those who work and wait.

    March 7, 2013 at 2:44 pm | Report abuse |
  50. Mixdup

    Dear Fernella u have the means. Portion control and healthy food and keep moving your body. U can do it too. Stick with it daily and dont give up. Best wishes to u. I will pray for u

    March 7, 2013 at 2:24 pm | Report abuse |
  51. Mixdup

    Yeah snakki! Im with u on that one!

    March 7, 2013 at 2:17 pm | Report abuse |
  52. Fernella

    I am very proud and happy for her. I am a 57 year old woman who has struggled all my life to do what she has accomplished. If I had the means I would surely do what she did. More power to you, my dear may God bless you and keep you strong and healthy for your little bundle of joy.

    March 7, 2013 at 2:14 pm | Report abuse |
  53. Mixdup

    How did snooki lose 42 pounds? She dropped her brain off at the seashore

    March 7, 2013 at 2:14 pm | Report abuse |
  54. Snakki

    Let me guess, she was drinking from a 42lb keg of beer while she was pregnant, and dropped the keg. You're welcome.

    March 7, 2013 at 2:11 pm | Report abuse |
  55. TheMovieFan

    Does she know who the father really is?

    March 7, 2013 at 1:51 pm | Report abuse |
  56. San Jose

    Good for her, she looks great!

    March 7, 2013 at 1:47 pm | Report abuse |
  57. Heather

    What in the heck did she do to her face???? Back away from the plastic surgery....

    March 7, 2013 at 1:24 pm | Report abuse |
  58. Joe Beets

    If she'd like to shed an addtional 10 lbs of ugly fat, I'd highly recommend the Sir Walter Ralieigh method for her...:)

    March 7, 2013 at 1:19 pm | Report abuse |


    March 7, 2013 at 1:14 pm | Report abuse |
  60. AP

    So, let me get this straight. In order to lose weight I need to a) hire someone to hold me accountable and b) contract a food service? Assuming we lay people can all afford to do those things while pay a nanny to babysit our newborn, we could all lose weight in record speed. This does not give the average woman any hope. It would have been better has she been able to hold herself accountable and then prepped her own healthy meals.

    March 7, 2013 at 1:08 pm | Report abuse |
  61. Meh

    She lost 42 pounds:
    – The baby fell out of her – 8 pounds
    – she put down the 12 pack of beer – 10 pounds
    – stopped ordering pizza every night – 5 pounds
    – stopped taking internal wad shots – 19 pounds

    March 7, 2013 at 12:11 pm | Report abuse |
  62. TriumphTheInsultComicDog

    Some stink nuggets up his nose and a brown trout in his mouth should pacify him.

    March 7, 2013 at 11:53 am | Report abuse |
  63. makak

    Why are you people so mean? Why do you have to be so negative towards a woman who lost 42 lbs? Maybe you don't have any idea of how difficult that is, but that's quite an achievement. That's exactly the kind of news and inspiration that the people in the US need given that we're the fattest country out there.

    March 7, 2013 at 11:04 am | Report abuse |
  64. snookis fake

    Uh, this article also left out that she had lipo for mommies.

    I know. I was one of the medical techs assisting the doctor during surgery.

    March 7, 2013 at 10:45 am | Report abuse |
    • Teri

      If that were true, you would know that that is against the law to speak about patients medical records. You will get fired for that.

      March 7, 2013 at 10:55 am | Report abuse |


    March 7, 2013 at 10:09 am | Report abuse |
    • Dr. Love

      I hope you're taking medication for whatever it is that causes you to post your inscruitable comments. May I suggest Thorazine, Haldol, Prolixin, or Clozaril if those don't work. You seriously need some help.

      March 7, 2013 at 10:44 am | Report abuse |
  66. and that little piggy

    does not know what she is doing and why because she is a tool–

    March 7, 2013 at 10:04 am | Report abuse |
  67. Scaphismus

    Sometimes we come across an accidental celebrity who poisons every life they touch...just a little bit. This little piggy needs to lose ALL her pounds.

    March 7, 2013 at 10:01 am | Report abuse |
  68. why did she do it?

    because she's an addicted tool....i'm hungry..

    March 7, 2013 at 9:19 am | Report abuse |
  69. M.A.P. (Mothers against poo)

    How snooki lost 42 piounds? She crapped and crapped and crapped until there was nothing left in her. THATS how.

    March 7, 2013 at 9:14 am | Report abuse |
  70. Tina tricked again...

    by mocking madonna all night long you gave us Amy....your not that swift.

    the movie is going too screw up any moment now...Tina is going too give us the rest...

    March 7, 2013 at 8:02 am | Report abuse |
  71. Rk403

    Still a disgusting $lut anyways.

    March 7, 2013 at 7:55 am | Report abuse |
  72. dan

    I just figured she quit drinking so much booze.

    March 7, 2013 at 7:39 am | Report abuse |
  73. Maybe we should bring all the I Kardashians

    and say hi

    March 7, 2013 at 5:59 am | Report abuse |
  74. Michelle...

    i'll be there for lunch when i come home....

    March 7, 2013 at 5:58 am | Report abuse |
  75. Michelle.

    begging washed out dud

    March 7, 2013 at 5:57 am | Report abuse |
  76. SSnookie and Manipulation

    The real Taylor Swift has charisma, charm and full of life....SSnookie is what we modern women call and old fashioned

    March 7, 2013 at 5:56 am | Report abuse |
  77. Aret


    March 7, 2013 at 5:55 am | Report abuse |
  78. How do men deal with these SSnookie's

    it is truly they have this tolerance leve for these manipulaters..

    March 7, 2013 at 5:55 am | Report abuse |
  79. SSnookie

    what a tool

    March 7, 2013 at 5:53 am | Report abuse |
  80. My cousin Victoria just said:

    My cousin Victoria just said

    The day i have to beg a man to remain with me or remind him 24 hours a day we are in a relationship?
    Those are the days I've lost myself as a woman...our family has different types of women
    SSnookie's strategy DOES NOT WORK with most men in 2013... mostwould have giving her the walking papers already.

    Move along – i can't stand pathetic women

    March 7, 2013 at 5:52 am | Report abuse |
  81. My cousin Victoria just said

    The day i have to beg a man to remain with me or remind him 24 hours a day we are in a relationship?
    Those are the days I've lost myself as a woman...our family has different types of women
    SSnookie's strategy works for most men they would have giving her the walking papers already.

    Move along - i can't stand pathetic women

    March 7, 2013 at 5:50 am | Report abuse |
  82. BEGGER

    Will not go near these type of women...The women i know are SUCCESSFUL in their careers do not begg–the men i know do NOT tolerage these type of women anyway..

    we are in a moder world you are not

    March 7, 2013 at 5:47 am | Report abuse |
  83. None of the women i know that have HUGE careers...

    remind their men every 5 seconds they are not too speak to others, they are not suppose to do anything, they are not suppose to grow as men...

    SSnookie is gross...i deal with more independent women in relationships NOT BEGGERS.

    March 7, 2013 at 5:45 am | Report abuse |
  84. Ignore her

    can't stand a woman who has to remind a man of their relationship every 5 seconds...she doesnt' trust him

    March 7, 2013 at 5:43 am | Report abuse |

    who begs for their relationship too work through a blog....what a gross woman...GOD DON'T EVER LET ME BECOME THAT DESPERATE EVEN AT MY AGE...

    March 7, 2013 at 5:42 am | Report abuse |
  86. She doesn't have the charisma

    she does not have the personality to interact with others...she is only capable of manipulation and what she does all day long on this system...

    WE ARE NOT GOING ANYWHERE don't have the charisma.

    March 7, 2013 at 5:39 am | Report abuse |
  87. pharmacy

    what about acne ?

    March 7, 2013 at 5:36 am | Report abuse |
  88. calling mother?

    she is a waste of time and space

    March 7, 2013 at 4:56 am | Report abuse |
  89. Wha?

    What the hell was comment number 4 rambling on about? What a waste of time and space!

    March 7, 2013 at 4:55 am | Report abuse |
  90. Rhonda

    It's A Lot Of Haters! Congrats On Doing You Snooki.

    March 7, 2013 at 4:48 am | Report abuse |
  91. ShesItalian

    Better to stick with the dark hair and leave the red hair to the Irish!

    March 7, 2013 at 4:28 am | Report abuse |
  92. Constantine19901662

    God shes nasty looking:.(

    March 7, 2013 at 1:42 am | Report abuse |
  93. Mr.Lee

    Henry sounds like a girl posing as a guy by using a boy's name to defend her hero, a fat(well, formerly fat) woman who I personally don't find attractive.What is so big about her? She got popular because of Jersy Shore. @.@ So, why don't you go watch reruns of that horrable show, and let people say what they want.And leave poor Triumph alone. He just suffered a fire in his Engine room. πŸ™

    March 7, 2013 at 12:22 am | Report abuse |
  94. Sokman

    1) More interesting is the story of how her baby lost about 150lbs that it gained in only 9months. 2) The people of Wales are typically nonviolent, so to assume one put a child in danger is questionable (they're called Welsh by the way, not a wale, unless maybe its a pretty fat Welshman). 3) Hank, nobody cares that you want to be the blog-mother. Now be a good girl & go get me a sammich.

    March 7, 2013 at 12:16 am | Report abuse |
  95. Humbly

    More breaking news from CNN!

    March 7, 2013 at 12:10 am | Report abuse |
  96. Ted Nugent

    I fully expected this headline to link to an image of a line of cocaine.

    March 6, 2013 at 11:55 pm | Report abuse |
  97. Alvarez

    I heard she took a 42 pound dump. I hope People magazine has photos of that historic turd.

    March 6, 2013 at 11:38 pm | Report abuse |
    • M.A.P. (Mothers against poo)

      Alvarez you kick Triumph right in the poo joke! I was picturing Snooki in the materity ward screaming as a giant turd splits her open EW

      March 7, 2013 at 9:20 am | Report abuse |
    • Hot Carl

      It weighed 33.4 Curics.

      March 7, 2013 at 10:31 am | Report abuse |
    • Alvarez

      For the record, Triumph is my mentor in poop, and has been kind enough to allow me to use such terms as butt nugget, brown trout, butt fudge, etc I'll never be able to repay all that I've learned.

      March 9, 2013 at 12:00 am | Report abuse |
  98. Peace

    She is awfully short. Losing 42 lbs has to make a big diff in her. I shook my head at her comment that she had to show her man she could be hot as a mom...Uh Snookie, just cuz you're a mom doesn't mean being hot is a thing of the past.

    March 6, 2013 at 11:02 pm | Report abuse |
  99. To Our New Bloggers..

    when all of you wake up tomorrow you will about 5,000 blogs basically bashing Dexter and then acting like it conquered the world...that's when i will have too tell her the "other special job" i had prior to leaving....

    March 6, 2013 at 9:01 pm | Report abuse |
  100. Hank


    Fact 1) Her real name is Nicole Polizzi
    Fact 2) She is married to Jionni LaValle.
    Fact 3) Nicole did NOT drink during her pregnancy, only after birth.
    Fact 4) She is close friend of Kim Kardashian & are rumor to start their own talk show.

    Why ? this is news?
    Get a clue.

    March 6, 2013 at 8:58 pm | Report abuse |
  101. econica

    what's a snooki???

    March 6, 2013 at 8:45 pm | Report abuse |
  102. Snooki

    never looks fully kept....what's the problem

    March 6, 2013 at 8:39 pm | Report abuse |
  103. Henry

    I like that post about Lassie. She is a hero dog. Timmy fell in the well and she helped rescue him. RRRRRRRRRR.

    March 6, 2013 at 8:36 pm | Report abuse |
  104. Agreed Henry

    Dud City

    March 6, 2013 at 8:34 pm | Report abuse |
  105. Henry

    Yeah. She is still an embesile. Or embicile. And gross.

    March 6, 2013 at 8:32 pm | Report abuse |
  106. Bye Hank

    enjoy the evening...

    March 6, 2013 at 8:31 pm | Report abuse |
  107. Hank

    Jeff & TriumphTheInsultComicDog.
    If you have nothing constructive to post on this forum, then please do not post messages which have nothing to with the subject at hand.

    March 6, 2013 at 8:26 pm | Report abuse |
  108. PirateJohn

    If she wants to lose 42 pounds, all she needs to do is go without makeup.

    March 6, 2013 at 8:21 pm | Report abuse |
    • Hank

      I applaud her for losing the weight, she does not wear 42 lbs of make up, once again if you or others have nothing better to do but post negative comments, then to another "Anti- Snooki" web site to vent.
      Trolls are active tonight : (

      March 6, 2013 at 8:30 pm | Report abuse |
    • she doesn't wear during s*x silly.


      March 6, 2013 at 8:33 pm | Report abuse |
    • Henry

      RRRRRRRR PirateJohn. Snooki be an ugly turd muncher, no?

      March 6, 2013 at 8:34 pm | Report abuse |
    • Alvarez

      I don't want to post anti Snooki comments, just anti Hank ones. Hank sounds like quite a tool. Perhaps a steaming dump on his forehead will settle him down.

      March 6, 2013 at 11:50 pm | Report abuse |
  109. People who are new to blogging...

    hank is the code to let everyone know i'm here..

    March 6, 2013 at 8:00 pm | Report abuse |
  110. hank


    March 6, 2013 at 7:55 pm | Report abuse |
  111. Jeff

    Congrats to her first off... Now why is this a story when she is wealthy from doing some BS unreality show and paid people to help her lose the weight? Lets see a real life story CNN.

    March 6, 2013 at 7:18 pm | Report abuse |
  112. Name*

    In other news lassy saves a kid from a wale no thats news πŸ™‚

    March 6, 2013 at 7:10 pm | Report abuse |
  113. TriumphTheInsultComicDog

    Every time I look at her I feel some brown trout start to swim down stream in my colon.

    March 6, 2013 at 7:00 pm | Report abuse |
  114. Now

    Did you get that odor between your legs cleared up?

    March 6, 2013 at 6:35 pm | Report abuse |
  115. Dyan S

    Losing 42 pounds did nothing at all for her personality.

    March 6, 2013 at 6:21 pm | Report abuse |
  116. Jackie Cogan

    her head is huge now!!!!

    March 6, 2013 at 6:16 pm | Report abuse |
  117. ?

    Why is this considered news?? There's NOTHING else going on? Thank God we've solved all other issues like human rights, children starving, and global/national economic issues......

    March 6, 2013 at 6:00 pm | Report abuse |
  118. CaptainObvious

    How did she lose all that weight? Well, she paid a crap ton of money to have specialized trainers and nutritionists pound her in to shape. How awesome it must be to have the ability to do that. How about you do a story where an average American through hard work and dietary changes loses weight and gets healthy? Who gives a damn about rich people with money hiring professionals to do it for them??

    March 6, 2013 at 5:32 pm | Report abuse |
    • Sadie

      Not to mention, how much of that 42lbs was baby weight? I appauld anyone who loses weight, and gets healthy, but it took her 7 months with a trainer, and special meals being brought in to get there. Doesn't really sound like it was some giant feat, now does it?

      March 6, 2013 at 5:59 pm | Report abuse |
  119. TellinItLikeItIs

    How did Snooki lose 42 lbs.? Well, since a third of her body weight has been in her big, fat AS$, she must have been in some kind of horrible, mutilating accident that required a complete gluteal maximimal amputation. Too bad she didn't request one of the Kardashians to be a transplant donor - they've got plenty to spare.

    March 6, 2013 at 5:12 pm | Report abuse |
    • Nice

      That butt fat is going to Africa to make the world's largest bouncy castle for poor youth. It is the circle of life, er fat.

      March 6, 2013 at 5:44 pm | Report abuse |

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