Today's news you might've missed:

• OK, who isn't going to be in "Anchorman 2"? Harrison Ford is the latest star to join the packed cast - he'll play a "legendary broadcaster" in the vein of Tom Brokaw. [THR]
• "Downton Abbey" has nearly given us heart attacks with the number of cast members who are dropping from the series like flies. But here's a spot of good news: Season four is sure to bring more Shirley MacLaine! [Telegraph]
• Beverly Hills' "housewife" Adrienne Maloof is out of a job. Sources say the "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" star was "let go" from the Bravo reality show. [People]
• Charlie Sheen has extended his services as a mentor to Lindsay Lohan, saying that "if she listens, she'll win." LiLo's response was rumored to be, "no thank you." [TMZ/TMZ]
• Adele is so awesome, she even wrangled a "best son"  Oscar for her baby boy - whose name she still hasn't revealed, by the way. [Adele's Twitter]
• And finally, because what's one more "Harlem Shake" video when you've seen them all, here's the cast of "All My Children" joining the fray. The cast is back in production to work on the online continuation of the long-running soap:

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