January 16th, 2013
01:20 PM ET
Jessica Simpson can't get married because she keeps getting pregnantAs you might have guessed, Jessica Simpson's most recent pregnancy wasn't exactly planned. "Apparently it was part of God's plan for my life, but I was extremely shocked," Simpson told Jay Leno on "The Tonight Show" Tuesday. "I was shocked because I was going through a lot of hormonal changes, trying to get back to the old vibrant Jessica, and you know, it was kind of like a one-night stand. And it happened all over again."
The 32-year-old singer/actress welcomed her first child, daughter Maxwell Drew, in May 2012 with her fiancé, Eric Johnson.Their new baby is due in the summer. "We've had two different wedding dates, but he keeps knocking me up," Simpson said. "We're doing it very backwards, I know. I'll just keep my legs crossed I guess this time." And as for Johnson's reaction to the pregnancy news? "I think he was really proud of himself, actually," Simpson said.
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Jessica you should have kept your legs crossed until he married you, then you could have gotten pregnant, instead of "knocked up". What a salacious term to use for pregnancy.
can't wait to be home "relaxing"
the boyfriend must be very happy and proud...congrats on the new baby!!!
gotta have it!!!!
she's hot and smart..love that...
Smart? You can't be serious... that girl is dumber than a box of rocks.
Smart?!? She'd better hope that her kids don't take after her as far as intelligence goes.
Why get married ? it's not like she needs the tax break or the health insurance. She is almost a billionaire....in a few years they would break up and he would try to take 1/2 of that dough. I would not marry either if I were her. There is absolutely no reason what so ever to get " a license". It is outdated, obsolete and over rated. Stay single dear and in control of your empire; also keep individual homesteads or he may claim he is your common -law "husband".....down the road.
Yep she's girl alright! lololol
"it was kind of like a one-night stand. And it happened all over again."
Actually, they have figured out how this happens Jessica... why do you act surprised?
How is this different from every other piece of Texas trash down here?
Has this lady not heard of BIRTH CONTROL?
Or SELF CONTROL?
Obviously... not.
Ummm she's 32... I think it's normal to have a baby at 32. It's not like she can't provide for the baby either because she is almost a billionaire.
she's beautiful, brains and a great boyfriend–that dress is amazing
also has the personality which is important in the fashion business.
Well, when you get knocked up out of wedlock, you march down to the courthouse and get married. You don't get the white dress, especially when you get knocked up TWICE out of wedlock when you apparently didn't learn the first time.
What happens when a Southern blonde bimbo gets famous? Behold...Jessica Simpson.
I wonder if she has figured out that you can't fry the 'chicken' that is in Charlie the Tuna's 'Chicken of the Sea' can?
So true... airheads and fake boobs
She enjoys playing the dumb blond; it comes naturally to her as well as making more money than any of us will ever see. She is laughing all the way to the bank. She has marketable talent ; her stuff sells and she is enjoying every minute of it. She no longer needs to perform, only enjoy her wealth.
Jessica, waiting to have a big wedding now is just idiotic. You should just go get married and forget the bells and whistles. You blew it. Your pregnancies are a result of you making the choice to not use birth control, not some Devine plan. Don't blame your poor choices on God. And for heaven's sake.........DON'T wear white.
Quit being mean! Jessica is young, beautiful and rich. I have never listened to her songs, or looked at her clothing line. So she does not interview as intelligently as we would like. She must be doing something right though. Give her a break,and quit hating on her. Your mother would be ashamed.
@Scott, you were saying that "Jessica is young, beautiful and rich.". As for 'young', anything less than my 71 summers is 'young'. As for 'rich', she most likely has money. (But then, LiLo just got foreclosed on her mansion cause she couldn't make the payments. Just saying they all are not rolling in money). As for being 'beautiful'... Well, I will give you 2 out of the 3.
My other would be ashamed? Funny...
Hers already is.
Man sees only Money, and beauty is nice, but if you do not live a godly life, none of that means anything, since it is our eternal life that is the most important. I feel sorry for her, she has the means to do better.
Why can't you get married being pregnant??? One night stand?? You can't find someone in a romantic way?
and stop listening to fake conversations and stop talking about records to people.
what a waste of space....
It's a 4-way tie. Yep, those are the results of an IQ contest between a bucket of hair, a box of rocks, Jessica Simpson, and a bag of hammers.
Scary thought that this woman is a mother.
you are so on target.
Could be worse...think of Snooki actually being a mother.
So true... sad that Hollywood keeps breeding such morons!
God's plan??? Delusional rabbit. No brains, just breeding. People in this world are starving and this piece of work is getting press on a site like this and others. Thanks CNN .. now do something useful for the good of mankind please. tyvm
Great T-shirt message! "No brains, just breeding"! Think we can get her to wear it?
If you don't like reading about the lives of celebrities, click the back button when you realize you are in the entertainment section or just don't click on the name Jessica Simpson on the main page. I hope that cleared the cobwebs from where you are supposed to house a brain.
listen to conversations and do what you are doing.
Just another Hollywood s!ut
Hasn't she ever heard of birth control?
God called me and said who is this talentless turd and why does she keep mentioning me when she gets "knocked up". She is disgusting.
oec thing was true.
please stop jess from overhearing...it may be a fake convo–ha...
want peace kay?
Never heard her sing a note, but those b00bs...
Never heard her sing a note, but I love her.
Jessica can't get married because you can't get a marriage license if you're retarded.
LMAO.. Love it!!! It's the truth, she's not the smartest person out there...
good luck!
Ha
She is such a dum blonde she makes all other bolondes look smart. I used to thing it was all acting, but she has proven it's for real!!!
* LOL *
"Jessica Simpson too pregnant to marry"
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"Jessica Simpson can't get married because she keeps getting pregnant"
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"Apparently it was part of God's plan for my life"
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"We've had two different wedding dates, but he keeps knocking me up"
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"We're doing it very backwards, I know. I'll just keep my legs crossed I guess this time."
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Johnson's reaction to the pregnancy news? "I think he was really proud of himself, actually"
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Simpson's father, Joe Simpson, a Baptist church minister and psychologist, gave her a purity ring at the age of 12, and
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Simpson has often stated she remained a virgin until marriage.
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** I guess Leno didn't need a monologue. **
i just got a chicken coup in my back yard for my tuna fish
Like Letterman says – some off these jokes just write themselves.
Jess – Don't rush getting married, it is clear that meaning of marriage in the religious sense isnt a big deal to you and that is perfectly fine. Millions of people have chilidren before marriage and less and less people are seeing the value in getting married before starting a family.
and we wonder whats wrong with society.....DUH!
Is your comment supposed to be a joke? Seriously?
And that lack of morality is the reason for the decline of our society. Marriage means nothing, faithfulness means nothing, promises and vows mean nothing..........everybody just go do what you want to do and to hell with the consequences. Our society is headed for extinction because it is falling apart.
is worth 100Mil...but her clothing empire was said to be worth almost 1 billion....i can understand that only because the the clothes are mainly for young women and teens, the teen girls love her and its affordable .......its similar to kardashian...some of it is too low cut for a young teen yet there are some dresses and boots that are fun for young girls who are trying to figure their own styles–its fun to watch the teen girls trying figure out their own style...
boy are you an idiot
So....
You're saying you spend a lot of time watching teen girls take their clothes off?
Strange, but I had to laugh the most at your comment. Genius comedy or just delightfully deluded & retarded. I am not sure, but thanks for posting anyway.
Jess– haul your pregnant butt down to City Hall with your baby daddy & just get married. Then later when you're all skinny & feel pretty enough, I'm sure you can get some skewed network to throw you a big ol' fancy TV wedding & pay you a bundle. And you can parade those poor kids of yours across the airwaves for maybe even a few more dollars. But Jess, honey, you really should stop a minute & think of the poor example you're setting for young teen girls... what happened to all that holier than thou stuff you espoused years back???
Can't keep her legs closed long enough to walk down the aisle!
Or being bent over the back of chair.
look at his picture...ha
Leno's checking out her maternity boobs
looks like he wants to put his head on them..ha–goof ball
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!! Women have been getting pregnant for many hundreds of thousands of years (in spite of the creationists) without getting married. No news here and it was a slow night for Leno.
So many things I don't understand:
– Why aren't you using contraceptive?
– Why can't you get married while you're pregnant?
– Why would you call getting knocked up by your fiance a "one night stand"?
– Why is she still a newsworthy celebrity?
Another question: doesn't anybody have any dignity anymore?
hi
applebees...i will admit 3 hunky guys were talking to us and me and janine have new phone numbers...
but that's about it...ha!
Such a missed opportunity. I'm sure pregnant women all over would buy a Jessica Simpson, maternity wedding dress. Sell those things at Target.
Seriously? How 'bout you should've been married BEFORE having relations?!
Probably because marriage is seriously overrated.
You square.
Why? Marriage is just a ceremony, and has nothing to do with biology. Having a piece of paper does not make one better or worse. There is reason other than religious sanctimony to be married before reproducing.
that is soooo yesterday.
Actually, no, marriage is not seriously overrated! There are lot of marriages in this world that last, and if it was overrated, peopole wouldn't be getting married on a weekly basis, and it would eventually fade out, which it has not! Some people believe in getting married BEFORE having kids! That's the way it was intended in the first place. Jessica will probably never marry her fiance, she's too busy sleeping with him and making baby's out of wedlock! It's blatantly obvious, that she's in no hurry to walk down the aisle as she is making excuse after excuse for WHY she CAN'T get married! And, she's teaching her daughter and her soon to be second child the same views! I find it mocking of her to say that "God had other plans".
Too dumb to realize what a sk ank she is. And he must not have too many brain cells in his head either, if he's "proud". Sounds like the behavior of a 17 year-old teenage boy. GROW up! Both of you!
I have to wonder what your life would look like if it were on display such as hers...
next time think.
Tramp
Wow must be nice to be so perfect as to judge someone else. I don't like her either but I wouldn't go around calling her or anyone else names. People who judge other people's lives just like to make themselves feel better about themselves. have a great day!
he doesen't need viagra for moi-clear your head and read my statement again.
one after the other....i never lie about that...
i hear your crickets from here.
.... close your legs and get married... easy fix.. can open them back up again when you're married and on your honeymoon.
"it was kind of like a one-night stand"
And I didn't bother to use birth control because...
Sound of crickets chirping.
It never ceases to amaze me how soul-suckingly stupid Jessica Simpson is in interviews. Granted she’s a billionaire because she allowed some company to use her name, but she’s actually known more for all her failures than anything else. She failed as a country artist. Her marriage failed. Her movie career failed. Her TV career failed. Her only appeal was that she was pretty but she failed at that as well by eating herself into oblivion. She’s dating a fellow hillbilly and you just know that will fail. I don’t understand this high school drop-out’s appeal at all. Like the Kardashians, her ongoing fame baffles me. I was hoping she’d fade away like Paris Hilton.
and there it goes public...4pm shift should be here soon
Who is this person and why do we care anything about her?
Do you always read articles and take the time to post about people you do not know and care nothing about? If you have nothing of value to post, don't.
Was wondering the exact same thing.
wow the story of her being pregnant went on for so long, I thought for sure she was going to have her 4th child !!
there she is folks....
Why can't she get married? Just because she is pregnant doesn't mean she can't get a license and get married at the courthouse? She already had one big marriage ceremony that didn't last. She must be holding out for the big wedding that will bring her big $$, once she sells the story and pics to a tabloid. Maybe she should have thought about birth control after getting pregnant once before. Possibly she learn about birth control and where babies come from...didn't her mother ever tell her about the birds and the bees??
Why does a pregnancy keep her from getting married? Because she wants to look fabulous at her wedding? In my case, I wouldn't marry her because I believe she is as intelligent as a box of rocks. Even if I was to base it on looks, she doesn't rate.
She cannot get married till she can walk down the isle in a white dress to show that she is as pure as the driven white snow.
No, she can't get married because the only thing worse than dealing with regular Jessica Simpson is dealing with a pregnant Jessica Simpson. Let's be lucky she was able to form complete sentences
I hope the pregnancy goes smooth, you have a fantastic boyfriend...good luck in these next 9 months
A one-night stand? If you're living with the guy and have borne his child - and are preggers with his second, it ain't a one-night stand! It's happened, oh, at least twice.......
that is just an excuse. this is not her first wedding. She can take her fat cow butt down to the local courthouse and get married
What a declasse' ditz.
These two characters must be dumber than rocks...
jessica has biig boobs right?
Some of the biggest cans I've seen in awhile.
Bigger while pregnant, check out Leno loooooking.
Fail 9th grade health class, Jessica? Put away the crowbar and marine lubricant if you're worried about this happening again.
i love jessica i hope she gets all the great things in life she deserves...
Why would anyone contract up for the milk when the COW keeps giving it away for free? And apparently to anyone, whether they have lactose tolerance or not.
Be kind to the IQ challanged. I love her comment that her pregnancy was the result of a one night stand. As usual, Jessica proves she will never be a rocket scientist.........Hopefully a great mother.
This forum is depressing. No one can spell, use proper grammar, or even convey thoughts rationally. Not only that but who cares if she is pregnant and unmarried? She is engaged and her pregnancy does not affect you. I think it's nice to see someone who is human and has struggles with weight and other issues. And no, I'm not heavy or overweight myself, but I think she is, whether for good or for bad, an example of the average American. However, at least she can support her own children! For those calling her stupid, I'd like to remind you of how wealthy she is and how successful her fashion line is. It's sad to see how jealous people can be.
agreed Kaera...these people really don't know how stupid they sound. She is gainfully employed and has every right to live her life the way she is living it. She isn't hurting anyone.
Sadly so called "celebs" are the "idols" our youth look up to. Young, pregnant, & unmarried girls/woman are setting a poor example for our youth. It's in your face....Ok....os what...I'm pregnant AGAIN with a 2nd out of wedlock child...what's the big deal.
Yes, she may have the money/fortune/fame to support her children but other young girls don't. They look up to Jessica & admire her as a ROLE model & want to follow HER example.
What is wrong with a quiet private marital ceremony & then after the birth of her 2nd child a more formal wedding with the big formal wedding celebration.
Having worked for Dept of Soc. Serv. I've seen many a young unmarried pregnant young woman have to quit high school never to finish & obtain a High School Diploma & never go to college. I've seen the same girls "hook up" with a 2nd guy & have yet another baby out of wedlock. These young ladies don't have the best lives, often remaining of welfare or working in low paying jobs. Most times the father of these children is out of the picture, gone complletely or involved with another girl.
As for your comment about grammar....not everyone is a great typist, some errors may be due to that reason. Everyone has there short coming, some people may not be able to spell well, but yet can get their opinion across.
First off, is this english class? do you make it a habbit to correct spelling everywhere you see typing? do you think people care when writing on blogs about their spelling? should we worry about the grammer police. S T F U about spelling for F sakes. secondly, she's not dealing with a weight problem.... she's pregnant! not a weight problem... you can actually go buy Wedding dresses for pregnant people. I actually think that's fresh for a change. But I see how she could want a "princess marriage" and pesky pregnancy can get in the way of that. I just think it's a bit classless. She acts like a club girl... "a one night stand" ? and then she makes me laugh when she brings God into it.
We have way to many baby-mamma'sand baby-daddy's in this world. We need more responsible mothers, fathers, husbands and wives. These so called celebrities are trying to make babies their newest hot accessory and not giving the youth of today a good example to follow. It used to be shameful and embarrasing to be pregnant out of wedlock- now it's the new hot thing..... pathetic.
This is why our society is so messed up.... we put these reality stars on a pedestal and wonder why our kids imitate them and end up in trouble.
We need to knock them off the pedestal and get back to having morals and standards.
where has he been lately? anybody know? ha
so called love of God - yet they are on this blog 24 hours a day....
i would leave her alone also.
why do we need to spell it again..
hey fellas i'm having dinner with everyone i know...you guys wanna go honey?
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
So much was made of her remaining a "Virgin" before marrying Nick Lachey, now she's gone to the other end of the spectrum!!!! Glad he got out of that "situation" and seems to be in a more "stable" relationship! It must be hard to maintain a marriage, when reality sets in, and one of the couple is a complete airhead, and continues to have a booming career!! Hope her fiance sees the light an flees before it's too late!!
she wants to be slim because she's heavy...i believe she lost 2 more pounds - 20 more to go..
who's thinking about a wedding she wants her man to want her..
whats wrong with getting pregnant? If it was not for pregnancy none of you wing nuts on this forum would be writing the bull you are writing!
too pregnant or too fat....
That is the lamest excuse for not getting married. Pregnant women have been getting married for centuries. She obviously wants to be slim so she can have an elaborate wedding. I have a suggestion for her: birth control.
And before the church invented marriage people never got married, yet still managed to be a family.
Fornicating outside of marrage and against your Christian bible was "part of God's plan". I think you need to do a little more research on your God.
It certainly was not the will of God that it happens in that manner, but we serve a God that is the "giver of all life;" therefore, I agree with you in-part, but disagree with you to suggest that life wasn't given by the CREATOR......
big kawabungas right?
looks like a little school boy...hahahahaha
Man, she has some huge cankles.
Can't wait till she gets knocked up by Kanye West
looks happy to be sitting there...hahahaha
but that color hair looks perfect on her...i'm so happy Jessica is in a good place..
Nope..all roads lead to a greedy Daddy/Grandpa. If he says no, she will not marry. His little Jessie is too preggers to make that child legitimate. Oh well, not like it matters to anyone anymore. But I really think she and her Daddy have a very strange connection.
...or maybe a lack of birth control? FYI Jess, breastfeeding isn't reliable as birth control.
...and you let other countries see this as an example of our people? – how could you allow someone this dumb on a television show? what will the neighbors think? I already know, anyone that immoral... stop being so greedy you allow anyone with long hair and a pulse into the spotlight.
that immoral? You do realize it is 2013 right??
This is one big airhead........... and society thinks she's some kind of idol???? No wonder
we are refered to as "infidels"........... shame on us.
Yeah, her fiance keeps knocking her up, she had no choice in the matter.
Why should Johnson buy the cow when he is getting the milk for free.
Jessica Simpson is too stupid to marry. She obviously cannot figure out which end of the condom is up or understand how to take the pills.
How crass! Pretty sure God didn't plan for her to get "knocked up" out of wedlock.
Amen
agreed.
Again, it's 2013. People don't really call it out of wedlock anymore... Just because you are married doesn't mean that you will be a good parent or even stay married. For goodness sake, Jesus was created out of wedlock...Amen.
You're that confident you know what God is thinking or what God's intentions are?
its all about love man.
good for these two, I do not understand the troll or hate comments, I just do not understand why anyone would even care enough to have those feelings about someone in hollywood.
i keep forgetting how long ive been checking out that chest of hers, I am getting old.
I'm with you mr... Been admiring that chest for a while now...
Whether we care or not, her reason for not getting married is just plain dumb. Maybe she just doesn't want to share the real reason with the public.
happy for her...
at least she has some...no 2 fried eggs thats for sure...
baaaaaaaaaawaaaaaaaaaaaa
she is soooooooo jealous of beautiful women...shame...
Jay Leno is looking at her boobs.
AM I
most women are so unhappy...they should seek advice before posting judgement to others....not that anyone listens to a blog anyway...no attention required.
she's gonna have 15 or 16 more. she'll keep going until the lord tells her to "stop with all this blasphemous b.s. and grow up". (i'm sure the lord means that in a nice constructive way)...
Alfonso, write that up, it will make a great book... I would join. You may have to think about marketing, maybe you need a messiah...
no way she's unattractive, fat and totally needs therapy...
she's talking to us about her brother...BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
You really crack yourself up, don't you? Go back to flipping burgers instead of trying comedy.
tee hee hee, it looks like a little pet human...tee hee hee...what do i do with it?
especially bloggers..hahahahahahaha
I don't think she pays attention to anything. Too pregnant to get married? They even make maternity wedding gowns.
we looooooooooooooove jessica and always will..
We don't know her life so who are we to judge. I personally would not want to be on TV bragging about "being knocked up" ... again out of wedlock. Why are we so hard on others? She might be a lovely person so who are we to judge. I say..... good luck Jess. Don't listen to the nasty comments just raise some sweet kids. 🙂
OMG she is not married..yawn..who the heck cares. All this she is not a good Christian crap is sick. Honestly I have never met a good "christian", which is why I left the denomination...Full of hypocrisy and judgement. I have come to find that it is possible to live a full happy life and still be a great person without the oppression of the "Christian Church" and having a happy, loving family is possible without being married. Organized reliogion is the death of a nation and instills hatred and unacceptance.
Meadow– your post intrigued me.
Re Jessica: The marriage issue is not necessarily a religious one, but moral. Marriage suggests a lifelong commitment to a person (and the children they make). Independent of Christianity, our society is losing the concept of commitment and even of family. Government is becoming our family. We look to government to fulfill our needs... Sad, in my humble view.
Re religion: I have to agree that religion can get in the way of our faith. Religions and churches are run by human beings, and we are all flawed. But mostly people, in churches and otherwise, are well-intentioned and want the best for themselves, their families, their church and their God. I hope that while you may have left the church, that your faith in God is intact. Consider finding some people you trust and try and work this out. I wish you the best.
yes
(nclaw) I am going to have to disagree to some extent. Marriage does not solidify a relationship. You can be totally commited to your partner without being married, I know this because I am.We have two beautiful children and are each others best friend. Will I get married, yes, I am not against marriage. I just know that it isn't the glue that people portray it to be. Look at the divorce rate. So no marriage is not the only way to show you are commited to your partner. Being faithful, loving and respectful of one another is in my book better than any peice of paper.
There are many reasons to get married. One would be to ensure that the mother and child receive financial support. However, given Jessica's wealth, this reason is moot. Apparently other reasons such as the child having a loving, non-dysfunctional home are not important enough reasons for marriage. Of course considering Jessica's family, she might not recognize a non-dysfunctional one.
Thanks you so much for saying exactly what I'm feeling. Don't these people crack you up.....the ones who claim to be "Christians"? A true "Christian" wouldn't be reading these comments. They'd be reading their bible. Leave the lady alone and stop being a "hater".
she's another idol of mine.
And Weight Watchers wants her as their spokesperson why? She is so not classy.
she's a billionaire, wonderful boyfriend who truly loves her and children...bless you jessica simpson
@ the [LOL] "billionaire" comment.
You are too stupid to know the difference between millionaire and billionaire. If you ever associated with facts you would know you are talking out your butt. She's got plenty of money, that's for sure, but when I see fools write with such lazy stupidity it deserves a special call out. Here: http://www.forbes.com/sites/kiriblakeley/2011/02/22/no-jessica-simpson-is-not-a-billionaire/ now go be a little less dumb
that dress is perfect for me.
Looks like she stripped off a couch..
that babys mine for this weekend.
Really? You obviously have similar taste to the growing number of American woman buying this fashionable line of dresses. I see them here is Canada too. They are known here as 'Fat Chick Dresses'
i could that on my date saturday night with high boots...gotta check website. thanks
she juggles it all..Jessica is the perfect girlfriend to any man!
Speak for your self. I would never tap a fat dumb blonde bimbo like that. No siirree, not me. Yuk.
Alvarez. F.Y.I. I will be having watercrest sandwiches, icetea, and sweet apple pie. I do believe this sounds scrumptious, so much more than your favorite word.
W – A – T – E – R – C – R – E – S – S
I-c-e-d T-e-a
A. Jodie Foster DID NOT adopt, her two boys are hers biologically. B. Jessica keeps getting knocked up, so she can stuff her stupid fat face, plus all the attention she gets. She hasn't been making any music for a long time now. C. The same person who's pastor father bought Jessica new clothes every week for school, and would return them after wearing them once, "because Jessica couldn't be seen wearing the same clothes more than once."
You say "keeps getting knocked up" like this is her 12 kid. Let's count how many she has other than the one she is pregnant with. Ready all together now....... 1..... Okay we are done.
Jessica makes millions a year peddling clothing lines and other merchandise. She doesn't need to sing to make money genius. Jealous much? I'm sure she's crying over stupid comments like yours all the way to the bank...
get over it– I think Jessica used the expression "keeps getting knocked up." That's probably why Justme used it.
That's it.
WHAT??? OMG....people like you don't even have enough intelligence to make such stupid comments. You need to stick to reading Dick & Jane primary readers. That's about all you can understand!!
Yo, white people iz crazy fo sho yo. How u gonna have a one night stand when u got that punonny on lock?
TO Alvarez and Scotty Scatmuncher: Your comments were quite rude and uncalled for. You both are not gentlemen . A true gentleman never responds to a lady in such a manner. Oh dear! I shall now go out into the cool evening air and sit under my magnolia tree.
The girl is paid she will marry on her own terms..her life will not change she or child will not live in poverty or be on the welfare line..to each its own.
@Joyce C- I took nothing out of context. How can you criticize a criticizing post when your feeble little mind can't comprehend the content of the subject matter? Stick to topics you can relate to, such as looking like an ass
Who cares if she's not married? Is she on welfare? Is the kid safe? Is the kid taken care of? This are the things that REALLY matter. She is hot. She's not "white trash" just because she's not married. She knows who the father is and he's involved in the kids life. So like the name says GET OVER IT PEOPLE!!!!! Worry about your life, mind your own business, and quit judging her.
what a brainless, talentless pig! nothing more than another mediocrity with a publicist
I think Jay Leno and many of the male posters are enchanted...
Murca loves inbreds.
................but not too pregnant to pork. Yum.
what a disgusting pig....
How exactly is Jessica neglecting to use contraceptives and her boy toy "forgetting" to use a condom somehow part of a divine plan?
Why should he buy the cow when he can get the milk for free? It's called self-respect, and she doesn't have it.
The fact that you call a human being a "cow" says so much about how little respect you have for women.
Why should SHE by the bull when she can get what she wants for free. Let's not pretend she needs this guy's money or support.
The only beneficiary of "God's Plan" in this whole story is Nick Lachey...you need to thank God you got away from the nutcase Simpson family, Nick. What a trainwreck you dodged.
I wouldn't be on TV bragging about being unmarried and pregnant again.
And why should that status only be reserved for 16 year olds?
^^^^ true dat
No worse than all the 16yr olds on facebook bragging about their no daddy babies. She has a job and pays her own way, she won't be needing your permission.
mirror.
You know, Jessica, they know what causes that now.
Lol Donna
She could never be one of our leaders' interns at the White House as she swallows.
Don't you mean DEMOCRAT?
No,,,, that is the pun 🙂
Ah... nothing says "White Trash" quite like being too pregnant to waddle down the isle.
God's Plan? Give me a break, Jessica! God's plan is to get married FIRST and have babies come later! Duh! It's obvious that it's more important for her to fit in a "white" wedding dress and have a big, ostentatious wedding (oh brother) that to marry the father of her children. What a foolish, foolish woman.
@momof4, You're a judgmental hypocrite who needs to read the Bible... God also says Mathew 7:1. I for one don't believe in the Bible, but at least I know it. Get to studying lady because I'm sure you're not following a lot of God's word. Jessica seems blessed in many ways... If there is a God, I'm sure he loves her more than you.
Last I checked, God got a virgin pregnant and told another man to marry her. Doesn't sound like a responsible parent to me.
@Mom of 4:
No, that is not God's plan. He does not have a plan. This is probably due to the fact the he doesn't exist.
I'll bet your husband prays for death on a daily basis.
@rh that's the funniest s#! I ever heard.
It's called birth control! Anyone who thinks pregnancy is beautiful is a moron. It's a disgusting disease. During my last pregnancy, I felt disgusting and horrible every second. Pregnant women look like they're filled with gas and all I want to do when I see one is poke her belly with a pin to see if she pops. And just the word 'pregnant' is disgusting. Blech, gives me the heebies.
You sound like a great mother.
Please don't have any more children. It's obvious your appearance and comfort is more important than bringing a child into the world. How sad that you can't respect the miracle of life and the blessing you had of giving birth to a beautiful child.
You guys, she's a TROLL. no woman who ever gave birth would describe it like that. The human race has not lasted so long by having mothers feel that way about having kids. I salute you, Queen Troll "mskitty". (probably a dude at that...)
I know many women who have told me the same thing. Most won't admit it to others bc society says it is supposed to be "beautiful" and you are supposed to love it. Well, when you talk to most women, if they are being honest, they will tell you quite the opposite. I for one cannot stand people taking half naked pics of their gross bloated stomachs and posting them everywhere, bc while I am sure its REALLY bad when you are pregnant, most people don't want to see a stretched out ball of flesh that looks like something out of Aliens.
I was not going to post anything. To : Alvarez. Please watch the words you use. You are also the person who loves to talk a lot about poop/ing See if you can find some respect somewhere, anywhere. I tell you it would be so very much appreciated if you would watch the words you use on these blogs.
You ought to be submerged in a tub full rancid diarrhea.
Yes, Pia, you are absolutely right and I apologize. Please accept a massive steaming poop as a goodwill gesture. I just ate a large meal.
Awwwwww, Alvarez, you didn't save any for me. Thanks, Pia. Thanks a lot!
Alvarez that was a very thoughtful gesture. Unfortunately some people just have no appreciation for a good butt bomb. So we must bombard them with our stink nuggets and move on.
She's pretty, built, and has an excellent singing voice, even if all her songs are total crap. However much I might enjoy doing the horizontal bop with her, I'd have to take extreme care NOT to knock her up: the girl is dumber than a Democrat and her children are too likely to be just as stupid.
@ Jerry: You are correct. Jessica Simpson IS dumber that a Democrat. She has identified herself as a proud Republican
I'll bet you come harder when they're screaming in terror.
it doesn't bother me-have a great night!!
Just get your butt down to the justice of the peace and get married. What drivel.
I'm with you.. or a little simple ceremony in their home......why an elaborate wedding after all of this.....stupid Hollywood people...they have it backassward!!
No need for a justice of the peace.... her FATHER IS A MINISTER. Don't ya just luv those PREACHER'S KIDS.
I've been researching ancestors, found lots of couples who had civil ceremonies or simple chapel weddings, and many celebrated 35-50+ years of marriage. A quiet elopement sounds very romantic, and from what I can recall from old photos, very Hollywood.
Completely agree. Focusing on the perfect wedding generally means one is not focusing on the perfect MARRIAGE!
that's funny.
Well, ther's them white southern christian fam'ly values fer y'all. Two gays cain't marry but a single woman having a baby is Gawd's plan. Yee haw! Only in murrica.
"We're doing it very backwards, I know." Well I guess they must be doing it forwards, too. And cowgirl. Maybe sideways. And upside down.
do we care again?
Part of gods plan? What a ridiculous statement. You had it right with hormonal changes. All animals, humans included are prewired to procreate. Take some responsibility- use a condom or abstain or just get married already... It's not like there's really a god someplace watching and judging you. At least you've got the money to raise as many children as you see fit to push out, unlike too many others in this country.
as long as they are healthy and love one another. i've seen single couples deeply in love. it can work.
Part of God's plan for you to be pregnant twice without being married ... No, indeed – just part of your lifestyle and your decisions, which are a bit off given your Christian upbringing. Get married, you two, you clearly have responsibilities that you will both share with these children. If you can bring children into the world, you can decide to make a commitment to each other and stick to it.
as long as they strong couple...that is what's important...they can conquer all.
Unmarried and pregnant...again?? I am pretty sure that wasn't God's plan.
What freaking century is this? Who the hell cares if she's not married?!
One of my best friends got married to his wife two days before she gave birth. You are never "too pregnant" unless you are in labor. As far as all the holier than thou posters... you can shove it. I think that one should be married and should work on said marriage. However, there are a lot more types of families and they are all legitimate. It's all about love not your narrow-minded judgement.
right or wrong..he's our God.
look at the picture for goodness sakes...how can you not love and accept her for being a good mother, has a fantastic job in fashion and the best guy around...turns me on just thinking about. she's secure, independent. perfect.
yay to jess
she juggles being a mom, she became a billionaire, has a great boyfriend annnnnd a new show..
she's number 1 in my book. i love you Jessica Simpson
Yeah, she really struggles......LOL!!!!
People with class would never have two babies without marriage. Wear something nice and get married. You blew your chance to have a white wedding dress with the long train.
That train has stopped at quite a few stations.
she has big bazooms doesn't she - her boyfriend must be very happy...
ha!
STARS ARE ALWAYS THANKING GOD FOR SOMETHING HE DOES NOT SUPPORT....
THIS IS A CLASSIC CASE OF A "BABIES MAMA"S".
REMEMBER "BABIES MAMA'S COME IN ALL RACES.....KEEP THIS THOUGHT IN YOU HEAD
EVERY TIME YOU SEE CASES LIKE THIS!
She said "It's Gods plan" for her to have another baby? God wants her to marry BEFORE she has a baby. Duhm trash.
Bimbo's get knock-up everyday.
How is this news?
God gave you common sense so use it.
maybe someday scientists will figure out what causes pregnancies and how to avoid them when not ready yet.
lol, we can only hope.
she looks beautiful and amazing and so happy...i loooove that dress
Oh, look, another texas dimwit with fat legs and an ugly body. Ugh.
Well, she can always lose weight, but you'll be an @ss forever.
Agree
And we wonder why teen girls are having babies – without fathers in the picture – on a regular basis. Stars like Jessica make it look really easy, when in fact being a parent isn't, even when you're happily married.
The father is in the picture. Read the story. And she is a rich 32 year old, not a teen without a job.
God's plan for her is to keep having unprotected sex and stay knocked up? LOL That is one strange god.
The only reason you can't get married is because you are more focused on having a party in a pretty dress than on making your kids legitimate. Nice. Glad you have your frakking priorities straight.
So somehow having a child out of wedlock makes them less of a person and they are illegitimate until someone is married? Give me a BREAK.
EXAMPLE: RICH, PETTY, AND HAVING A BABY OUT OF WEDLOCK.....ALL THESE WOMEN, STARS
SET THE EXAMPLE AND OTHERS FOLLOW......THEY ALSO TEACH YOU HOW TO STEAL A MATE
FROM SOMEONE ....FACT SHOULD BE STATED.....ONE STAR HAS 7 CHILDREN AND UNMARRIED
SEVERAL.......WHAT I AM TRYING TO SAY IS "THESE ARE BABY MOMMIES"
Um... what???
thanks
Don't just blame the women only because the men are getting them knocked up. Use a condom! Baby Mamas-Dead Beat Daddys!
Looks like a regular baby maker to me. She be pumpin' out them brats faster than tacos at Taco Bell.
Jay is looking at her boobs......her eyes are up there dude.....that empty space.......
What eyes? I just see a sperm depository.....
you would be too!
From the look of her now, appears she will have to get back to weight watchers after this kid , to get rid of another 70 lbs....or more. I bet she is eating for two....that philosophy goes really well with the " how did I get pregnant again ?"....Gees....Beautiful face and lots of money. She does not need brains. Lucky her !
🙂
She just keeps getting uglier and uglier. When will she just GO AWAY?!
The minute you quit paying attention to her is when she will go away.The same goes for that tramp, Kim Kardasian.
I think her face actually looks very pretty here, but she certainly is not getting smarter :/.
everyone today? i could be wrong...sorry dustylenz.
Make it legal Jessica- GET MARRIED! or stop burying the weenie!
I just have to shake my head when anyone says "it's God's plan". Really, God planned for her to get pregnant? Too bad God didn't have time to help starving children or save the children at Sandy Hook. Apparently, God was too busy planning Jessica Simpson's pregnancy. The ego of people who think their God cares about them more than about people who are suffering in this world! IF there is a god, I highly doubt that he/she cares about sports and movie stars, or anything else that happens on this planet.
yeah, sure , God's plan.....like he has time for that kind of stuff. It's up to you sweetie....don't you know ?
very well said Pam
i reposted this so my hacker can understand this words...and will go away
The Truth
Unfortunately we now live in a world were people can do or act however they want and still demand to be treated with respect. If you want to be treated like a gentleman or lady you must act like a gentleman or lady.
So as long as someone's not acting in a way that you specifically approve of, it's okay to treat them like garbage?
Right on! I could not have said it better.
be save jess and good luck with this wonderful relationship you are in
PLEASE don't get naked again! I bet you.
You don't have to be someone's type...to be their fantasy...its all in the mind...nobody controls ithe inside of ones
mind.
sounds good too me.
She's laughing all the way to the bank. she gets paid for being stupid.
Honey Boo Boo all grown up
This made me snort my soda. 😀
She is such a BIMBO.
Honey Boo Boo is smarter as a child, than Jessica will ever be
Live and let live people. She looks great.
Since you brought it up – she's never been my type, so to me, no, she's never "looked great"
It's okay if she's not your type. Your opinion is valid. My husband thinks she is cute as well as my 22 year old son.
I'm just glad nobody made Beaverton jokes.
We all saw this coming. Seems like the boyfriend doesn't want marriage, just kids..keep her pregnant and you don't have to marry??? Jessica, you go to the courthouse, get married. Then later, if you can wait a little between pregnancies, you have your over-the-top church wedding. No patience with all these celebrities having children with their 'fiance' of 10 years...always engaged, never married. Not because of the social stigma, who cares...but because children feel more secure when the parent's are married, less fear of abandonment, etc. According to some studies, being anxious about parent leaving is harder on the children then a divorce. You still have one parent leaving, but you also have years of wondering if they are the reason no marriage, etc. Besides all that, Jessica is just goofy.
50 years ago, Jessica Simpson would have been considered a sl. Ut for this
Unfortunately we now live in a world were people can do or act however they want and still demand to be treated with respect. If you want to be treated like a gentleman or lady you must act like a gentleman or lady.
Thank god it's not 50 years ago. Hopefully, in 50 years, people will think that men who call women "sl**" are jerks.
"God's plan" is probably for you not to sleep with guys before getting married.
another exciting night for you right?
Is anything dumber than a mindless breeder cow like her? She makes me nauseated.
She is worth apx. 1B$, and you think she is stupid? I think she knows exactly what she is doing. Oh, and she is pretty hot.
she is awesome and you suk
Irony = Cindy calling someone else dumb, as she forgets capitals and improperly uses words. Stupid is as stupid does.
i want that dress.
God's plan?...A one night stand with your fiance whom you already had one kid?...Jessica, you are beautiful and talented, please get some help for the sake of your children no less.
how we doing on the other end...ok? lol
She's not a fatty with a pretty face.
and she is georgous...all men worship her...get a life...admit it she's georgoous in the picture above...
wish i had double dd's
Sorry...
Not only do i NOT think shes gorgeous, but you are way off
in thinking all guys want her. That sad infatuation that america
has had with blond dumb girls ended long ago,,, and trust,
you wont have to search far to find men that would say,,"i pass"
Trying to refrain from using examples from your obviously SMALL focus group. (between your own legs, maybe??)
i have something...but double d's are fun..lol
that is so depserate...my god.
She needs to get knocked out for a change
"God's plan" ???????????????????????? Wow. Just wow.
too pregnant, also too gross
This girl keeps proving to the public how stupid she is. I hope the father of those two children has more sense. But then again he's with her.
Actually, her fiance is smarter than he looks. If he keeps getting her pregnant, he'll never have to marry her.
A MARRIED WOMEN SAID THE SAME THING TO ME NOT TOO LONG AGO...SHE' RATHER BE HAPPY UNMARRIED
THEN MISERABLE MARRIED...THIS IS 2013...DEAL WITH IT.
What a f**n a**hole this jessica simpson is as is her fiancee Eric whatever. yes she is doing it totally backwards. 2 no talents and just getting knocked up and not married yet. the next one will be after this new baby is 3 months old. sick and disgusting and they are proud of this???
Wow...you sound totally insane.
Her excuse is what we hear here in rural central FL routinely and probably elsewhere too... the new normal, I guess. Too bad she can't get her act together as she's a hot gal that could do lots more and better with her life!
Realy both with no talent? One has made millions off singing and starting her own business and the other is a professional hockey player. If you don't like her don't read the stories and get a life genius!
@lisa G – This coming from a no talent, jealous, likely obese, hack, such as yourself? Here's an idea, try not worrying about what Hollywood stars are up to, and worry about your own pathetic life.
i could never be.
Good southern Christian girl..........
I didn't know Christian girls are good when they get knocked up before marriages. She's no Christian girl; and her father, the guy who is afraid to come out of the closet, was at one time a pastor no less. It's GOD's punishment, not HIS will!! What an idiot, to say it's God plan!
@cjklepper Your statement makes no sense. First off, whether it's God's punishment or not, isn't still supposed to be His will regardless? If God is punishing someone or rewarding someone, it's still His will. Secondly, I thought babies were supposed to be a blessing by God? Clarify your logic.
i loooooove jess's relationship.(photoabove)
silly and brainless girl. Pregnant women get married all the time. Since when can you not get married when you are pregnant. If she wanted to marry him, she would have done it long, long ago.
This is Hollywood. She doesn't want to get married while pregnant because she wants to looks "perfect" and fit into a tiny, designer gown, etc., etc.
Guess the airhead never heard of a shotgun wedding.
I like turtles.
Thank you, Johnny5. Sadly, this is one of the most intelligible and least discouraging comments on this story.
Her boyfriend has her convinced that you can't legally get married if you're pregnant. "I mean, I *want* to marry you, baby. But it's the law..."
We all know the real reason Jess won't marry is because deep down she knows that the pregnancy will last longer than the marriage anyway. LOL. >:)
Another example of low standards. Thats Hollywood!!!
Yeah – like the rest of Murca is a paragon of virtue.
Am I the only one who thinks its crude to say she's going to cross her legs going forward?
She should just have them sewn shut.
Crude? It came from her mouth so I don't see how anyone could take offense in this matter.
Perhaps she should consider anal.
True Alvarez. She can always take seamen on her poop deck.
Shocked?? Are you kidding me? You play without protection....or you miss a few pills...and you get pregnant. What is wrong with her??
It really is too bad that the one's that want to be pregnant have such a hard time...when the one's that were shocked or didn't want it get knocked up like its goin out of style.
Who cares?
Pregnant and Not Married is CNN Liberal Propaganda.
You're an idiot.
No, it's the white-trash Murcan way.
your know a doc could help you.
Um.... you could get married in a friggin hospital bed you dope!!!! The officiant can come to you at any time. You could have a fancy ceremony later. Sounds to me like she might be looking for reasons to NOT get married.
Fact: He keeps knockin he up because he doesn't wanna get married. btw she looks pretty good knocked up...
Big deal–is this any different than Jodi Foster, even though she's gay and adopted, I don't think she's married.. this isn't news.
And yet you still read it.
theorpy is a must.
Yes, please get yourself help ASAP. Oh, and I think the word you were looking for, was therapy.
nope...sane as ever...keep moving...Rick...thanks for the help and the grammar correction...
haaaaaaaaaawaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh
another attention seeking blogger...wonder who that could be.
the father wanted another one so good for them.
How could anyone be so stupid. Jessica, you should have been using contraception, and you should wait to have your babies until after you are married. Don't tell us you plan to have a big wedding and wear a white gown. Trailer trash at its best.
I have a friend who got pregnant while on the pill and breastfeeding her 4 month old son. You can't assume she wasn't using contraception.
While I suspect Simpson truly was being foolish, it is a known fact that all contraception has a failure rate, so I wouldn't assume that any pregnant woman chose not to use contraception unless specifically she specifically told me.
Simpson's got plenty of resources to raise these kids and doesn't need to be married to their father. She'll probably need a pre-nup to protect HER assets. The thought that she desperately needs him to marry her and he is avoiding it by getting her pregnant is laughable.
@leonhl regarding your "... friend who got pregnant while on the pill and breastfeeding her 4 month old son.", why didn't she 'take' the pill orally instead of sitting 'on the pill'? Also, you said that she "...got pregnant while ... breastfeeding her 4 month old son."
WOW! That gives new meaning to 'a three-some'!
lolol
She could learn a thing or 2 about pregnancy from Bristol Palin.
the pill musta fell out
just curious
Vegas worked for me and my knocked up wife. It will work for this dingbat.
If stupidity were measured in currency, this woman would be a billionaire.
LOL!!! Your comment made my day!!
pretty sure she is
It may depress you to know she's already ridiculously wealthy, with her clothing and shoe lines grossing over a billion, for a few years now. Even just keeping a bit of it, this guy knows how to "lock in the deal" with his gravy-train.
Shows that you don't need to be smart, as much as surrounding yourself with smart people who don't bilk every farthing from you.
Maxwell Drew? that poor girl.
Proud of himself?! Oooh, he can do something that even a 13 year old boy can do, that virtually all males on the planet can do. Being able to make a girl pregnant isn't some stunning achievement, idiot.
is beautiful talented well stacked woman who knows the drill....
SHE LOVES GOD...BAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAHOOOOOOOOOOOO
FREEKIN MAROON
HAHAHAHAHA
LIKE I CARE ABOUT THAT ONE...THATS NOT MINE....BUT WE KNOW YOU KNOW..
BAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHAT A MAROON.
For someone who used to be a Gospel singer and was, supposedly, a virgin until her wedding night, she is setting a pretty horrible example for young Christian women and girls.
Young girls shouldn't be looking to celebrities as role models anyway. Jessica Simpson will live her life – she shouldn't have to live it a certain way because of the impact it may or may not have on young Christian girls.
hahahahaha
So sad that another unmarried woman is given TV time to describe how marriage is an after thought. Terrible role model and another strike against teaching children that stable married relationships are the best environment for raising children.
WE KNOW YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT ONE...GOTCHA
GET SOME CLASS LIKE JESSICA.....
The one night stand comment was very obviously referring to her "old, vibrant" self... learn context folks. How do you critize someone when you can't understand simple context??
Jessica: Go down to City Hall and get married like millions of others do. You just want a WEDDING – a big, overblown Kim Kardasian wedding. Get real and either break the engagement if you do not intend to get married or get married. What a bore.
i could not agree more...my husband and i got married at a lawyer's office with my aunt as a witness in a 5 minute ceremony...we already had a child and got married as soon as his divorce was final....what is the hold up with this woman? there is only one, she doesn't want to be married, just wants a wedding...meanwhile, she keeps bringing kids into the world and her ex is happily married with his own children and has completely moved on.
Of course, pictures of thin Jessica in an elaborate wedding will sell for MUCH more than huge pregnant Jessica at the court house.
I dont understand what she is trying to say about the one night stand.
Anyways, the other comments she made about the pregnancy are trashy.
Face it, SHE is trashy!
Exactly what did she say that was trashy? Or do for that matter?
She is trying to say the child may come out BLK!
Shameful. Yet Hollywood and the far left media treat this as entirely normal and appropriate.
You mean two loving parents having another child? Shameful. You are right, the only people that should have kids are those in abusive marriages who think having a child will somehow make everything better.
Its not? Adam and Eve popped out a couple of kids without being married, let one murder the other, then engaged in incest to populate the earth. Certainly Jessica's relationship is no less wholesome then that.
Just wait until the Bible thumpers and far right wing media gets ahold of this story.She will be scrutinized eternally.
i saw the show..everyone went crazy with joy for her...God will love her no matter what.
A one night stand with your fiance?
Yeah, that comment was pretty much retarded.
Her fiance is reporting it wasn't him
one can't control the mind