January 1st, 2013
09:14 AM ET
Hugh Hefner weds ex-fiancee Crystal HarrisIf at first you don't succeed... Hugh Hefner tied the knot on New Year's Eve with playmate Crystal Harris. In typical Hef fashion, the Playboy founder tweeted about the nuptials. "Crystal & I married on New Year's Eve in the Mansion with Keith as my Best Man," Hefner tweeted along with a pic of the happy couple, their officiant and his younger brother, Keith Hefner. " Love that girl!" Harris, 26, called off their first wedding in 2011 just days before the planned event. Hefner, 86, later said he "missed a bullet" by being jilted. But true love apparently will not be denied and the pair renewed their romance a year later. Just prior to Monday's ceremony, Harris tweeted her delight. "Today is the day I become Mrs. Hugh Hefner," she wrote. "Feeling very happy, lucky, and blessed." |
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not both
They are both mentally ill.
Oh My Goodness! 45 years I've been aware of Hugh Hefner, I have misspelled his last name. My apologies. My Father was 93 and had a 60 yr old girl friend.He walked a brisk 2 miles every day was very active with many volunteer organizations and had his finances in order.That generation is tough,resourceful and very colorful. Much happiness, show us what you're made of. You're still living life we're still watching and talking. ENJOY.
ONCE UPON A TIME...MANY WOULD SAY LUCKY YOU....THIS IS 2013 WE SEE THINGS DIFFERENTLY.
YOU MAY LAUGH ALL THE WAY TO THE BANK...BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY
QUIET THOUGHTS OF THE HEART...SEEKS REAL TRUE LOVE THAT SATISFIES
THE WHOLE PERSON....
Day 3 Mr.& Mrs. Heffner enjoying each other & life while we"re still sitting, watching and maybe wishing?
heff has been down this road 4 or 5 times already...she gets a set amount and a condo. that's it.
I doubt he will be able to help his next wife with her algebra...
I WONDER HOW MUCH WAS SHE PAID TO MARRY HIM?
I can only presume he has a prenup – so he doesn't give more to this kid than to his own children.
It's none of my business. There's no law against such marriages.
Said it before and I'll say it again, CNN. A person does not marry their ex-fiance, they marry their fiance.
Can anyone say: Gold Digger?
Can anyone say "Old Letch"? That road runs both ways Dear.....
That night, Crystal once again felt old age starting to creep up on her...
Maybe I'm too old. I have 9 kids, 15 grand children and 2 great grandchildren and many of them are young enough to have several more if they decide to. I can not imagine me at 86, even having the temptation of attacking a 26 year old. That to me would feel like attacking one of my grand daughters. I was never a fan of Hugh anyways. I was more a moral guy and will always be. So hey, what every floats your boat is fine as long as that boat doesn't enter my harbor.
Have a great time, and if it is all a hoax, most of what takes place today is, take a look at Congress, if this isn't a hoax, we need to get rid of all of them. Happy 2013!!
If Anna Nicole can marry a rich guy with one foot in the grave, so can this one. Besides, it might make her famous for awhile 🙂
Unless he dies while they are married, then she becomes heiress to the playboy empire and becomes more famous than Hugh himself.
@pugh7755 Seriously? You can't really think that. She's not gonna be the Playboy Heiress. I'm sure she gets a set amount. Prenup. Hef would never leave a woman in charge.
Dave - you are VERY misinformed!
A woman was CEO of Playboy Enterprises from 1982 until last year! Her name was/is Christie Hefner, Hef's daughter from his first marriage, and she is a highly respected corporate businesswoman and CEO (very intimidating and ruthless in business from what I'm told) –ANd Hef is lucky he had her, she downright saved the Playboy brand from completely going bankrupt over the past 20 years!
Hef is no just the semi-retired founder, though still the magazine's Editor-In-Chief! (with a lot of help I'm sure, a good number of them women, and former Playmates!!)
I'll say this for the guy, he saw what he wanted to do, and made his dream come true in a big way. That's more than I can say for myself or most folks.
"Life is too short to be living somebody else's dream." - Hugh Hefner
She should climb on top of him every night and ride him until his heart explodes. He'll die happy and she'll live out the rest of her beautiful young life rich and unfettered. That must be the arrangement.
I think they look kinda cute together
you're sick. looks like a new flag on an old flagpole.
He'll probably die in the saddle from an over dose of Si/vita, then she can marry me and I can help spend his money, I promise her we'll have a great time. And I'll see that Hugh gets buried next to Marylin Monroe. Best Wishes, James
she is a babe..lolol
Congratulations to the both of them.
Hugh Hefner is an icon and a great American.
Would you be as congratulatory if your daughter or granddaughter married Heff? How about the old codger down the street with the big house and fancy car? Would you do the honors and give her hand in marriage to someone old enough to be your grandfather or great grandfather? How about placing an engagement photo in your local newspaper? Yeah right. Funny how the media is not reporting on the joy and happiness of the Harris family. Or their lack of attendance at the wedding.
Actually, OlderAmericanSoldier, her family WAS in attendance and they're thrilled that she married him.
heff gets to run home to someone attractive every night...
with his walker.
She said she fell in love with him because his nuts look like two deflated balloons filled with cat litter.
If it works for them BRAVO!!!
How many young, handsome men would marry Betty White to advance their careers or fatten their wallets? Yet these same people cheer Heff for trying to remain immortal. What a joke. I hope he doesn't pass on his old sperm. According to a recent UC Davis study, a man in his fifties is seven times more likely to sire a child with autism than a man in his twenties. Heff is probably ten times more likely. In the SF Bay area, it's become an epidemic. Older men starting second families with women young enough to be their daughters or granddaughters. Nature has a funny yet tragic way of regulating the gene pool. Old sperm and eggs not good for the offspring. How much clearer can the message be?
soooo. im guessing your the guy in the audience that "objects". Besides... isnt Old sperm a cologne for old sailors?
No, that's Old Spooge you're thinking of. Totally different product.
Actually for years young women have married older men. Some for love, most for financial security. If this were truely a problem it would have shown up over a hundred years ago.
if i was married to betty white i'd beat her up every night just for being a stinky wrinkled old nasty woman.
of course not, without money , he will be a lonely old than earth man. She is obvious a tramp and is taking advantage of him. She married her great, great grand father, how disgusting.
Sorry not enough money in the world for me to marry someone that much older, ewwwwwwwwww!
i'm going back ASAP.....
she's disgusting
Because she's a former playmate or because she married that dirty old man?
fun time approaches!!!!!! leather jackets on!!!!!!!!!! we love heff!!! goodluck!!!!!
all the best in the new marriage!!!!!
I did not realize she had been a playmate, I thought she was just one of the house punches.
i BET closes her eyes when he takes his cloth off, and have many drinks before, there is no way she can be with this ugly looking fart.
and never ever will...baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
she closes her eyes when he takes his cloth off, and have many drinks before, there is no way she can be with this ugly looking fart.
TaKe a look Hollywood women, the young and the not so young are there looking for millionaire old farts to sleep their way up. I give this old man. Hugh Hefner a few more months and he is gone, he is too old to be alive, she will keep the mansion and then more.
was fun last week....let's go back everybody!!!!!
I guess they deserve each other. Few more years and she will be the richest woman in the world.
Nope...chick won't be getting anything. Hef's daughter took control over his estate years ago. She gives her dad an allowance...but she POA over dady's estate.
TMO-His daughter has nothing to do with the company, nor does she hold Power of Attorney over him. You are correct that she won't get the Mansion because he doesn't own it. The company that gave him the money to take the company private again runs everything, lock, stock and barrel. She will get a certain amount when he dies and that's that.
you know old heff and those young girls...
and best of luck in the marriage.
in the wolrd. Because, there is way to love this skeleton, ugly man , and she has a fake tan and fake boobs.. they deserve at each other.
good luck and good marriage.....(not THERE) BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
She waited until he was closer to having both feet in the ground! So true, mo fool like an old fool! I hope he surprises her and lives 20 more years!
this couple(photo above) is probably more functional then couples who are the same age–good luck
heff...one last hurrah! good for you. you've picked a beautiful wife and have fun in your later years
i love heff he's the best.....i wish i could be friends with him he's cool even for his age.
yep...heff is stepping out...............baaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Not mad at Hef at all. Money allows you to do whatever you want. Its mutually beneficially for both people so why are people so mad. Hef is not worried about love as much as he doesn't want to be a lonely man. Her financial life is secure so both parties are happy. Kudos to both of them.
She should have married me. I'm only 58 and I'm not in the porn industry.
crystal is upset again....
Genders are funny, no way a 26 year old man marries a 86 year old woman, regardless of $$$$, He couldn't live the ribbing from his buddies. However, a woman will do it for the fame and $$$. Can you imagine Hef's body when he walks out of the bathroom at 7 p.m. to go to bed...I'm betting his nuts must drag the floor along with his butt cheeks. BUT, you go Hef, makes all of us men proud you can still do it.
"He can do it"... I really, really bet he can't, even with magic little blue pills.
Getting married at his age the Mr. Hefner needs a lot of support from Viagra everytime. I hope his heart is strong enough. Good luck old buddy.
no way...never married and no music career..she was a model
Nice rides will cost you, but it's a no brainer if you got the means. This will be Hef's last chance to glance around the show room, I think he made a good buy so long as he got the warranty.
As for her, still a billion times better than the millions who seek abusive relationships so that they can feel sorry for themselves.
stop making up stories-everyone knows her
lucky SOB....
Isnt that the truth.
she was never married before..
whor
She only married him because her 'music' career didn't work out. He is her plan B.
If she plays it right, he'll keel over on the honeymoon then she can just rake in the dough.
what a bunch of nuts...
Wow, this is definitely GROSS!!!
Congrats to Hef. She is worth whatever you give her. Lucky SOB.
He's old enough to be her great grandpa.
And soooooooooooooooo, what is your point.
exactly. You'd find more "point" on a jello mold.
Love to be a fly on the wall for their conversations, what could they possible talk about or even have in common.
I think I'm going to puke!
Don't puke, Red Dog... she's not that bad looking!
She married him for his body!
He's too old for viagra. He can't get it up so he'll just drop it in!!
They both like soup.
LOL reminds me of Best In Show when Jennifer Coolidge talks about her marriage with Gramps. HILARIOUS!!
"...and talking. And not talking....."
I'm straight and he looks better than Sylvester. she get's the deal.
big deal.
How can she possibly love this mummified mass-adulturer. Heffner knows absolutely nothing about marriage and committment. To him, marriage is just another way to get a play mate for awhile. And then, when he gets board with her he files for divorce and starts looking for the next object of his mega-Viagra-propped libido. And these women know this. Why is she doing it? Money. She's a gold digger... and if she gets to dig Heffner's grave in the process, she'll really strike it rich.
You sound jealous as helllll. Too bad he is not into 2 ton hefers ................LMAO.
You clearly have no idea what you are talking about.
funny ... you answered every question you asked in your own post!
And again, and again, and again .... he has 12 a year to pick from.
where are the "other 3" and the real "eb"? 2 more teli's no can do right? no will happen no more
what's that song by the carpentars that i relate to now "close to you right" let me find it for heff and wife.
keep us laughing - hahahahahahaha
She is just securing a spot in Hef's will. What a smart chick!! If he likes it, I love it. What better way to spend your last days with a young hot chick! I am sure he is aware that she is after his money, he has to pay the price if he wants to date chicks that are decades younger then them, otherwise get him an old bag like himself.
Word
Getting married to a beautiful woman while wearing his pajamas is WAY COOL!
Hat’s off to you Hugh!
line 2-happy new year my pets.
That is one wedding night video that I don't want to see.
he's so confused he actually believes everything he hears....fool
and go cook and clean for heff.
"The only thing an old man can get you is a young man's address" – Moms Mabley.
can't locate it can you?
"The only thing an old man can get you is a young man's address" – Moms Mabley
Obama is the greatest welfare prez EVA! He's a true homie. I'm off to buy some MD 20/20 with my EBT. Holla!
Get back in your trailer bag-boy.
da playas love him. free phones. look at all the tv commercials. they don't kill white people. rape white women. kill each other for crack. the prisons aren't overflowing with them. the women aren't all aborting their 2nd and 3rd babies. the women don't have countless children from different men. their music isn't about screwing and drugs. sorry my monkey mistake.
I don't care how you do the math: 86 will not go into 26 🙂
It just did:)
heff all the best and behave this time.
Cha-ching!! $$$$$$
How nice! He bought himself a going away present!
especially you.
The man is looking for more attention by the media when it's time for him to check out soon. Same goes for the hot blonde.
How about Crystal Harris married Hugh Hefners wallet?
might help
I just puked
i hope heff and his finance will be happy
Must be true love. I just hope he doesn't wear her out.
What a weener. Nothing worse than an old guy paying a hottie to be seen with him.
"paying a hottie to be seen with him" Dream on. Hef is a self-made millionaire who has used his money and power to fight obscenity laws and other injustices since the Sixties. Not likely he has to pay anyone.
heff looks like my nonno neil
i love heff but i would never touch him.
Good for Him! There's hope for us old guys yet! (Wow, there sure are a lot of badmouthing jealous people here...)
LOL....
Dreamer....
Yes there is a hope for you. Someday you will win the $500 million lottery and some desperate gold digger would come after you to get married, get divorced, and leave with your money.
or not...he's a cheat. ugh old wrinkled up fart
It was a toss up between Crystal Harris and Bristol Palin (America's favorite dancing cow.)
so... no contest.
Heff has a tendency not to be loyal..she has to be extra careful
Har har har. One needs a stiff Dick to cheat.
Har har har. One needs a stiff Di*** to cheat.
What do you idiots want him to do, bang shriveled up old women. He is fortunate enough to still be able to get hot young women. Why should he settle for old hags?
Heff should be with someone age appropriate. Not some inner generational narcissist banging someone young enough to be his great granddaughter. Disgusting.
You mst be gay.
Only a f a g would not want to knock that hot little number Hef just married.
"Hugh Hefner weds ex-fiancee..." Um, no. If he married her, then she would have been his fiance right up until the wedding ceremony, not his ex-fiance.
Bob, she was his fiance', they broke up hence ex-fiance', then he married her...so he married his ex-fiance.
Her parents must be so proud. Can you imagine? You spend your life raising a daughter and she ends up sleeping with an elderly man for money. How depressing and embarrassing.
"....You can't hide your lyin eyes....."
Mock Hef out all you want, but I'll bet he dies with a smile on his face.
I don't think for 1 second there's anybody who would not want to switch places with Hugh , well , unless you play for the other team .
I wouldn't switch places with him. He's 86 years old. He'll be dead in no less than 10 years. Why would I want to be 86 years old. I already have a hot wife, why would I want to double my age just to knock a 26 year old gold digger.
I understand why he keeps marrying hot young chicks, but there is no way on earth I would want to be 86 years old.
Not really....
I can go buy some street walker that looks a whole lot better than her for a whole lot less money than Heff is shelling out.
Pathetic old has been...
Not today. When he was about thirty, most guys would have loved to have his lifestyle. Today he's a bit aged for anyone to envy.
is she hot...she'll be georgous even when she's 50
And he'll be a still-spry 110 year old.
Wow!!! Taxidermy has certainly come a long way.
He's an emotionally weak and very old rich man. She's another play thing. Sad. Narcisisstic on both their parts. You would think at his age he'd be grown up by now. At her age you can expect immaturity. They're probably perfect for each other.
Jealousy is such an ugly emotion. You're just jealous she's not after YOU. Face it....if you were Hef....you'd do the SAME thing. I know I would !!!!!!!
"He's an emotionally weak and very old rich man." Weak? Ha ha ha. I don't see HIM on the internet broadcasting his insecurities. I see you, though.
This is getting as old as Hefner and more of a joke then anything. When someone is old enough to see their adult daughter retire, it's time to stop the nonsense.
Why is that? It's his money and his life. Live yours like a toad if you choose. Live and let live I say.
Besides, I just thinky you're jealous.
" it's time to stop the nonsense" Are you saying he should kill himself? Become a monk? Live in isolation? Avoid women altogether? You sound very, very young. Let's see if you follow your own advice later on . . .
Here in Asia,
seeing a Sugar Daddy parading a 20yo stunner is common place..it's ALL about the money (and knowing when to shut your mouth).
"Love" has become the most common fancy error amongst the idiot-box generation....it does not last simply because everyone feels they are aging slower than the rest of the population hence they think they can handle a "fresher" and newer relationship.
all this is as simple as this : it feels GOOD to be frowned at when you have a sweet ride...and you'll need a fancier ride anytime soon to satisfy your growing Ego.
🙂
My 1st grand daughter was born 2 days ago. Maybe in 18 years, she could be Hefners 30th wife.
In his case, he's never managed to make a relationship work because of his business. He could have his pick of girls, but he likes to talk to this one too. She may be more of a pet than a wife, but let him have his fun.
I hate to burst any romantic bubbles, but marriage for "love" is a relatively recent phenomenon, and a symptom of a decadent state of modernity. Divorce rates prove it is a risky proposition, as the majority of marriages now fail.
In contrast, traditional marriage arrangements were about money, genes, and social compatibility. Love, if it developed, was just a bonus, not the basis for the marriage. Marriages lasted longer and produced more kids than they do now.
If Heff wants more kids, he picked an attractive, reasonably intelligent woman to breed with, which was a good choice for him. In return, she gets complete financial security and an easy life for her and her offspring. A very sound and intelligent basis for a marriage on both their parts.
Romantic love is often fleeting, and leaves bitterness behind later. That's why it is for flings and affairs, not marriage.
I think you should burst your own bubble, you are clearly just suffering from bad personal experiences. Hopefully some day you will come out of the gloom and actually experience real love. What yourself and Hugh are both doing is barely surviving through life, not thriving.
have fun with life.
I am an historian, and what you say is simply not true. While it is a fact that marriages of convenience were always the norm amongst the aristocracy, it is a striking fact that ever since the middle classes emerged in the high Middle Ages, children were given a relatively free hand in choosing a partner. In fact, throughout Europe it was common for parents to have a de facto veto over marriage candidates, but for sons and daughters to take the initiative in finding a partner themselves.
"Romantic love is often fleeting, and leaves bitterness behind later. " Learn to shower and brush your teeth more often and you won't feel this way next time. Good heavens, what a drama queen.
i don't care how rich Heff is.....would you shake his hand anytime soon? Not me...
heff is such a putz
Congrads Hugh, Best of luck to you and your bride. Thanks for the many years of an informative magazine, straight scoop and some funny jokes.
big damage he has to go away from that...that is only for fun purposes not dependence...no way...
if you have to rely on porn to hold your relationship together then you cannot be with this person.
heff relys way too much on porn. huge problem
he just can't say no to beautiful women
he started screwing around on the first wife when he was in his 40's and now at his age let's hope he's simmered down....i doubt it.
Viagra will keep in functioning.
Admit it guys you would love to be Hef, I know I would. He has slept with some of the most beautiful women in the world. He is a successful person. Best thing is he made it all on his own, take that Obama.
gvie me mark harmon any day....heff is a cheating pig.
heff has been with soooooooo many women is laughable now.
he's fathered other children with young women also.
I don't think much of Hugh Hefner, but I think less of any woman that has to sell her soul for money.....
She has no soul.
Hef isn't as dumb as most people here seem to think. He knows where he stands with this gal. And $? What he'll be shelling out on/to her is a drop in the bucket, you can count on it. I'm positive his lawyers have his estate and it's disposition upon his demise exactly as he wants it.
he should know by now how to protect his money.
Agreed. The guy isn't stupid, he knows exactly what he's doing.
If you think she loves him your a fn retard.
Does the Eagles hit song Lying Eyes come to mind ?
who the heck would sleep with heff.....he's been with everyone in hollywood. gross–i don't care if he takes viagra
he's disgusting...would you shake his hand?
And tonight I will lay down with my 46 year-old wife, who has a few scars, imperfections, and like me, a few extra pounds. I love her more than anything. Were I given the opportunity to change places with Mr. Hefner... No, thanks... I'll keep my place.
You are a wise man & far richer in life than Hef when it comes to love & matters of the heart. Happy New Year to you & your lovely wife.
i am fortunate to have a man who has never once been with another women since he's been with me
i am so lucky and we don't watch porn either to hold our relationship together.
i am so happy you don't cheat on your wife sam i. am===....my boyfriend and i have decided not to cheat either.
i'm 49 he's 46...and we've made a pact to hold on. i'm so happy
Sure, I married early and never cared to cheat. One wonderful woman is enough for me, and we've been married for years. But if I hadn't been that lucky, a bunch of short affairs might seem like a good Plan B.
I've been racking my brain on what to get them for their silver anniversary.
A coffin for Hef? At least that way she'll be able to have stiff one!
Can't decide who's the bigger d um ba s s in this sham marriage. I'm guessing Hef is.
Women, mostly, have marry for reasons other than love; nothing new. Hefner continue to have fun with her; made her earn the luxury, in your way.
Ain't it just great. Watching true love develop right before our eyes. I'm sure she's just crazy in love with Hef and doesn't care a thing about his money.
Why? What's the differnce between Hef & his fornicating friends and a polygamy sect?
Mikey Z I agree with you, old Helen made it ok for men to watch a woman change a tire in the rain and feel good about. After all, didn't we want equal rights?
And somewhere tonight....his next wife is being born....i love the one that saiid i hope he has a pre nuB lol
Yeah Brenda. Just think when she's 13, Hefner will be 98...ah true love conquers all.
She should have married a 60 year old. I'm just sayin.
Very Best Wishes !!! God Bless you both with a long and happy marriage !!! From a lifelong fan !!!
Yes...u have to be a "Millionaire" to marry a "26" old girl....but if Mr. Hefner was a Muslim man....than the "Cicil Society" of US of A had started a religious propaganda about Islam.......Hypocrites.
You're "Stupid...and not making sense"!
Hey, Ali say that to your Pedo Prophet......
How about her new name,,, HALF hORE
Hef shows as long as you are a multi-millionaire, you're never too old to tag that -!
BD
Funny, he's living life while we sit here talking about it.
Yup, in FOUR MORE YEARS, he'll probably be a deceased, dried-up corpse and she'll be very rich. How sweet.
Yep, she'll inherit the Playboy fortune and the company, and the government won't get a dime of it in estate taxes.
Apparently neither of you envious tools has any asset worth more than your seven year old Hyundais so never encountered the term "pre-nuptial ageement." She'll do OK but the present heirs will still get theirs = 98% of it all.
For those who just don't get this check out Everclear's lyrics:
"Here is the money that I owe you
Yes you can pay the bills
I will give you more
When I get paid again
I hate those people who love to tell you
Money is the root of all that kills
They have never been poor
They have never had the joy of
a welfare Christmas
(yeah) I know we will never look back (yeah)
You say you wake up crying
Yes and you don't know why
You get up and you go lay down inside
My baby's room
I guess I'm doing okay
I moved in with the strangest guy
Do you believe he actually
Thinks that I am really alive
I will buy you a garden
Where your flowers can bloom
I will buy you a new car
Perfect shiny and new
I will buy you that big house
Way up in the west hills
I will buy you a new life
(yes I will)"
I'm going to play Devil's advocate here and suggest that she probably does love the guy. Why fault her for falling for his "total package" which includes his friends, family, lifestyle, belief system and and yeah his ability to provide generously for her and any children that might result? That's a far cry from what most men perceive as marrying someone for what's in their bank account.
If there is a child of this marriage it will have been created in a petri dish. Ugh.
She still takes a dump like everyone else.
Yes, and even that's not as gross as they getting married.
That's deep! Thought a lot before posting this?
Amy, I assure you normal males are not thinking of "dumps" when they look at that woman.
Yes Amy, she does take dumps. Her dumper just looks better than most. Maybe even wen dumping...ewwwww glad to share that mental image with y'all.
I don't think she dumps like everyone else.
Unless everyone else also has to pull Hugh Hefner's wang out of their poopchute before dumping.
He is a sword which has worn out many a sheath.
I'm not going to knock either of them for doing this, although I think it's so blatantly transparent anytime something like this happens. After all, it seems to me that a lot of 70+ year old millionaires, or even billionaires, have young 20-30 year old trophy wives.
How many 70+ year old men with almost no money get married to a 26 year old woman? My guess: none. =)
So yeah: she has one job only, and everyone knows what it is. It's obvious, and I sure wish people were just honest about it.
Again: I'm not saying it's wrong; I'm just saying it's transparent.
God bless Hugh Hefner!!!!! 🙂
Yes, her one job is completely transparent: to inherit their marital estate completely free of Estate taxes to the Federal Government.
Duh
Men over the age of 50 years old should read about a recently genetic study that has added to evidence that the increase in some mental and other disorders may be due to men having children later in life.
long days ahead.
"How many 70+ year old men with almost no money get married" You do realize he made that money himself? He's not some loser; this is a guy who built a huge empire in magazine publishing, then went into clubs. He's not some dozy old loon who doesn't know what day it is. If he wanted a Kardashian, he could have one. For some reason he enjoys this one particular girl's company, so why not marry her? I doubt she's going to be bored or have to sit around watching him hunt for his glasses.
Hefner has been accused of robbing the craddle in some of his marriages but this time it appears that the bride
is robbing the grave.
Pretty good one, kit8.
I have no idea why Hef wants this, but I hope he has fun! No other man on the face of the Earth got as much out of the women's eagerness to sell the nature's gifts, and this deserves some respect.
You have no idea why? Yeah, why would ANY man in his right mind want a 20-something Playboy playmate running nude around his house, or soaping up in his shower? How crazy!!!!
If she's 26 then I'm 17.
And if I'm 48, my second wife won't be born for another 12 years.
I don't see how a girl like that appeals to anyone. There's no accounting for lack of class, I guess? Most of his girlfriends/wives were super ugly, but even a decent looking one is ruined for selling her soul like this, in my view. Who's want seconds after that? You know? That's just nasty! How low would your self respect have to be? To each their own, though. This man specializes in having relationships with the type of women that any guy with a brain looks to avoid. I say more power to them both, I'm just glad I don't have their problems (as fun as someone might try to make it sound in theory).
Tim:
Hef had super ugly wives? HA HA HA Rrrrrrrrrrright. Name one.
Not one of Hef's ex's would give you(or me) the time of day.
I wonder if she's already "air brushed" when she gets up in the morning.
Boy is SHe going to be disappointed to find out his "fortune" isn't all his. Seeing as he took on a financial partner in Rizvee Travers to "buy back" PB about a year & a half ago. He doesn't own the mansion, the club in Vegas is closed, & all's that's left is the logo, which he only has a portion of.
People saying Hugh Hefner is a pimp are crazy. No self respecting man at that age of 86 would have squat in common with a 26 year old. Let alone even think she's on his level to be his wife.
George Clooney , now that's a pimp, Clooney bags everything under the sun, but do you think at 86, he would even consider a 26 year old women, the guy is too smooth for that. Hefner is with this girl because he needs her to validate his self worth which has always been about being surrounded by beautiful women. I don't hate on him ... but a true 86 pimp would never have a 26 year old as his bottom byt ch! With that said more power to him.
Clooney bags 20-something's all the time. Any man who claims he is not attracted to 20-year-old girls is simply a liar. We all are. But, we all know that is not an option in our lives, so we just don't talk about it.
If a man over the age of 40 is attracted to a twenty year old, or younger, woman, then he has pedophile tendencies, and should get mental help.
Both men and women are physically attracted to younger women/men. But choosing mates are more socially than physical and also two way and the history suggest money can buy youth.
Golddustwoman apparently has no idea what pedophilia is.
Funny reading the comments by women on here. They could never land a millionaire because most are fat and/or ugly - so they are sniping at this young hottie for getting a meal ticket. They would do the same thing if they could. The only married the guy they are with because they couldn't do any better. You get the man that your looks deserve.
I have a feeling you wanted him yourself. Don't worry...your man will come.
Yes because all women are only looking for money, right? You get what your looks "deserve"? Personally, I think that I deserve more than an 86 year old bag of wrinkles.... Money or not. LOL.
I'll gladly take being middle class and growing old with someone my age over sleeping with that. Not all of us are gold diggers.
This is true, most women would do the same as her if they could. But I'd much rather have a Beyonce who got her own millions.
Jon, you hit the nail on the head. Thanks for your refreshing honesty. Too many people on boards like this are lying to themselves and others.
First of all, Jon-boy, you rip on woman posters while meanwhile you probably weigh 300 pounds, and your only girlfriend is your blow up dolly. Secondly, your lovely comment about women getting the man they deserve based on their looks is absolutley ridiculous, and shows how uneducated (not to mention chauvenistic) that you are! Um, dude, what about men? Do you only get the women your looks deserve? (see previous line about your blow up girlfriend). AND, for your ignorant info, most women would never get with some old guy for his money, and for you to think that this is what "all" women want shows how you are living in some weird never -never land, probably consisting of frequent viewing of MTV. Grow up, get a job, and leave your mama's basement!
Ewww, can you just imagine their wedding night...Skeletor on top of Ms. Goldigger.
Just imagine what money can buy, will u marry me?
HE made the money so he can spend it as he wishes.
Hugh Heffner actually died in 1992......they pickled him in Viagra, and drag him out once in a while for publicity shoots.
This
porn is just porn-don't depend on porn too help love. it is not love. its pure entertainment and funny. lol.
What really sealed the deal was that she gets aroused at the smell of a full adult diaper.
LOL
His Depends runnuth over.
So, did he have her sign a prenup or add her in his will? The guy is 86. He's probably got 10 years if he's lucky
10 years? If he's lucky he's got.. 9,8,7,6.....
10 years? At his age he's lucky if he's got 10 minutes.
Hugh Hefner= The guy that every man wishes he was. A true 20th Century Icon. Best of luck Hef! See you at the mansion in March.
Sorry to burst your bubble, but jumping several thousand women is NOT the pathology which drives my existence.
I have no desire what so ever to be Hugh Hefner. I don't need to be him to bag chicks , I've had my fair share, and still doing so, I can do that right now, but more importantly, I would never ever want to be 86 still trying to bang a 26 year old. I'm barely in my 30's and have a tough enough time dealing with why the ...k is this girl next to me obsessed with Jersey Shore? At his age, I'd much rather be listening to my ti ts on the floor wife complaining why she won't just put me out of my misery and just let me die. And telling her to go get the grand kids.
Well, you're partly right. I'd trade places with Hugh Hefner when he was 30. Not now. He is too close to death at his age. Imagine starting at 30, and then having 50-60 years of Playboy Playmates. Only a gay man would refuse that deal.
He loves her look. She loves his money. It's a match made in heaven.
You call Playboy Porn? I'm sorry that you can't appreciate a nude picture of a Woman! I call it Art!
The only difference between porn and art as they say – is the price.
Hugh is one of the biggest Pimps to ever live! He deserves every ounce of her! Rock on Hef!
I agree 100%. Hef rocks.
Who knows if it's "true love"? But Hefner has done much to damage America through porn, which is a great evil and wrong, and if she takes him for millions, I can't feel sorry for him.
Playboy is not porn you prude.
I would argue guns and war on drugs probably did alot more. Porn has brought a generation of young males into their own, taught them the way!!!
Hugh Hefner is no champion of women, I'll grant you that. But I guarantee you that Helen Gurley-Brown has done far more damage to women, in the name of women, than Hef has.
How ignorant of you. http://www.everydaycitizen.com/2010/08/hugh_hefner_activist_for_women.html
He has done more for women's rights than most other people in this world. Definitely much more than you!
by a different man...no i'm so confused with Heff...He's still so out there!
Heff has always loved beautiful blonds!
I wonder what attracted him to this woman.
I wonder what first attracted her to millionaire Hugh Heffner.
your the only love of my life.....hahahahahahahahahahahaha
... that I can remember.
i hear he takes viagra...
and yet he won't sleep with you... so sad for you!
what do i care about heff..he would not be interested in me anyway he goes for young women...
silly
You probably have to take it at his age.
Dude has totally out-punted his coverage. How is he even still alive? In any case, if he were just some old, non-famous guy on a fixed income, none of these ladies (and I use that term loosely) would even give him so much as a passing glance.
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Wonder how many children they plan to have?
well because then it would be a different person.
who can count at this point–
hahahahahahahahaha
so many women of jealous of her....wish heff and his wife all the best
No one is jealous of her, except, other insecure women, who feel who they marry validates them. Someone else pointed it out best, insecure men, seek out insecure attractive women to validate themselves, and insecure women seek out rich insecure men to validate themselves. Why would anyone be jealous of either.
Can you say pre-nup. Do you really think Hef would not protect his fortune. Of course he will set up some fund to take of her in the end. Hey if she would rather be with an 86 year old dude then a young person to start a family with then let her.
What a pitiful old man.
I would trade places with him.
Hef really loves silicone, doesn't he? Have there been any exceptions?
I read the headline as "Heffner Weds Primate"
This is completely disgusting.
He is litterally old enough to be her great grandfather.
Clearly she is into him for his wallet.
To paraphrase the above comments:
I am jealous....so very very very jealous.
You go boy.
What?
You mean she's not totally in love with this handsome man and is only after his money?
I'm shocked! Shocked!
got it –swoot couple
One word – EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
have a wonderful married life...
she's beautiful..all the best heff!!!! have fun.
I say "live and let live"...who are we to judge? If she's digging then he's going to have a hell of a good time while she does. No crime. No one gets hurt. Doesn't effect our lives one bit. Congrats!
he's way too old to be doing this....all the best...i hope he doesn't mess this marriage up.
Hef's children need to get guardianship over him. This woman is purely out for his fortune. Sad he is so lonely he marries a gold digger.
Good for you Hef.
Have fun and make the girl happy.
You are an inspiration to every guy on earth.
Happy 2013 and beyond to you and your new wife.
Just down right NASTY!!! Nothing but a golddigger she is....
I'll bet she just can't wait to be laying next to Hef in his 1960's smoking jacket while smoking his pipe as he caresses her with his boney liver spotted hands.
Romance is in the air.
all the best too hef...he's spent enough of these young girls for goodness sakes–he has make decisions in his life.
I can't make head or tail of anything you just wrote. Anyone else understand this drivel?
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Isn't it both sad and amusing that someone would try to communicate this way, in a language understood only by he/she?
agreed
I don't understand the last part.
Old, shriveled, wrinkly #%! for that girl. Ewww
at least Hef is not GAY...
How do you know?
yuk! This is unnatural in our society. Like bedding a great grand child.
I like when they call me Daddy. It gives me that extra tingle 😉
You mean call you great grandaddy?
My first wife left me for an 82 year-old millionaire when she was 41. The best part was that he lived another 10 years and Viagra came on the market about 5 years into their marriage. I got a lot of mileage out of that. It was comedy gold!
You couldn't compete with an 82 year-old?
If they were Muslim, this would be be just another wedding. Entirely routine for much older men to marry much younger women.
Other than being a great business man, there is nothing else admirable about him. He is rich and obviously has some perverted/skew on what real life is. He has made tons of money off of young women...there is something wrong with this. He should have starred the "The Creep" video from Lonely Island.
http://www.everydaycitizen.com/2010/08/hugh_hefner_activist_for_women.html
Next time you pop a birth control pill or have an abortion, thank Hef for fighting for your right to do so without going to jail.
The company that makes Viagra is very happy.
Hef who?
Did these two not spat awful comments about each other to the press? She making inference to how bad and qiuck of a lover he was and him call he something like a gold digging lady of the night!! I guess they deserve each other...
sorry for my mis spell, I meant him called her!!
Not bad for a 3rd grader.
..but then she recalled that old, ugly, fat wallet, and how she no longer had access to it.
Poor hef. This is just embarrassing now. I do with them the best though.
True love...yeah right.
Beats marrying some good looking guy that beats the crap out of a woman, is uneducated, no desire for employment,
jealous, possessive and has bad taste in wife beater attire. No one criticizes in the neighborhood as they look like
a "perfect match" in public.
Amen to that!
Old fool & shallow blond! Pathetic! They are making fool of themselves!
Sign me up for "old fool" then. You can all make fun of me all you want.
dis woman just marrying for the money she just 26 and hes 86 just using u dats all
works.
Tera be a gangsta, day why she talk lak dis.
To 'What" 12:16 PM ....Yep, I am 85 and posting on CNN ! Why would you question that? Born in 1927 in Chicago, attended Steinmetz HS ... Hef was a year ahead of me in school..editor of our school newspaper and a typical NERD!
Did you know my Aunt Barbara Nelson (O'Connell) & my Dad, Paul Nelson? Both Steinmetz grads. My Dad just celebrated his 84th last week.
Good for you !! To bad you 2 were not friends ... I would Love to party at that mansion !
She's 26?
and can suck a golf ball through 50' of garden hose! 😀
She relented after spending a year away from Hugh's bank account.
ROFLMAO! Exactly what I was thinking.
Scott
I would love to know if there is a prenup! Duh! Well I do not think he is that stupid or old to not have one LOL! But at that age one never knows what goes through anyones mind. All I can say I hope the heck she can stash some money and is smart enough to do that.. But does this little girl know what she is in for..I do not think so. But one thing I do know the tabloids will be making a pretty penny on this one. I am laughing as this is the funniest thing. That old fart of a man getting married to that young girl.Yeeks!
Those that can...do those that cannot... Talk about it.
Kstew = Loser
This guy gives me the creeping creeps.
Awwww... disgusting, transparent, foolisth
Not again? Will this lady actually realize that this is Hugh Hefner, and this marriage is far from monogamous. At least when Hugh can get it up. I remember the last one who actually thought that she was the only one.
She's a playmate, do you think, he is her only one?
True love knows no bounds. Neither do greed and debauchery, apparently. I think Hef could do better, she isn't all that.
From the looks of some of these posts, neither does jealousy or bitterness.
Isn't that just beautiful!!!
I just want to commend her on a job well done.
That man will live past 105. Just you wait and see.
And hugh's girl / wife will always been her 20's – blondie!
Hugh loses neither way. Of course this would involve a prenup. And on the other end of the spectrum, people with money (as opposed to Democrats whose women cannot even pay for their own birth control, so we end up with more "middle class" welfare babies), buy VIAGRA. Much like the energizer, keeps going and going.
Irony of the day, the blue states are far wealthier than the red states, Cali , NY, etc ... with the exception of Texas you won't find 1 red state in the top 10 , per capital. Oh and in terms of federal dollars yup, with the exception of Texas nearly every red states takes more federal aid then dollars they send to Washington. So, what the government pays for a womens birth control, they pay for a mans viagra, don't they. Moreover, with the blue states actually footing the government bill and filling the coffers, yeah, I think the people paying the taxes have a right to ask for something in return.
There is always some loser who has to make any story a political statement.
Grow up Terrance.
He IS grown up. This is what grown up republicans say.
Gay marriage gets banned but geezers can fake marry gold diggers and that's totally legal
And Kelli just what you propose- banning marriage after a certain age?
What skin is it off your nose.........right NONE.
I think gays should be able to marry as its no skin off my nose.
She's 60 years younger than him. What can they possibly have in common? Imagine how much living hes done. How are they goin gto grow together? He's already grown. I give her this she waiting 1 more year, smart, that's just 1 year closer to payday for her!
Your logic is flawed. If money was her sole motivation for marrying him then she would've married him the first time they were engaged. She's the one who broke it off and gave up Mr. Moneybags. That's a helluva risk to take (hoping he'll take you back 18 months later) if you're just in it for the money.
You might not have the money but wealthy people have this thing called prenuptials.
Yeah, Tiger had a pre-nuptial too ... I didn't say she was going to divorce him. And you can't honestly be this naive, how many poor 86 year olds do you see walking around with 26 year old women. Seriously, I'm sure Hugh has got game, he's seen it all been there, done that, but don't kid yourselves. This si certainly about money, women are attracted to money and power, it's that simple. what's going to happen with kids, is Hugh gonna take them to soccer practice and coach little league. Get real. She figures he 'll have a few more years, she'sll wait her time, and still be young enough to find someone else when he finally ahh ... look she's just a very expensive prosttute as are most house wives.
what a sweet little couple!
Hugh, you used to be the man, back in the 60's. Now, you're just as pathetic as that old geezer that married that stupid, drunk, hillbilly ex-playmate bimbo. What was her name? She was really dumb, had her own tv show, got fat, then died of an overdose.
Hope their was a prenub involved.
A prenup too.
I have zero respect for this "man" who has chosen to spend his life exploiting women. And I have zero respect for the gold diggers who buy into his creepy existence.
HA! The women aren't "buying" anything!!! They're gold diggers, remember?! HE is the buyer!
Jan, you are so correct. Greed, money, fame, all of it, is blinding which is sad.
Jealousy is a pity emotion.
"exploiting women"?? Hef has done more for women's freedom than almost anybody else in history. Next time you pop one of those birth control pills, thank Hef for you not being liable for committing a felony.
3...2...1...divorce.
I'm sorry. That's cruel. I take it back.
3,2,1, ANNULMENT!!!
Either that or it's a case of impeccable timing on her part. How much longer could Heffner possibly live?
Okay, I promise all of you that I am about to gross you out... are you ready???
Imagine Hefner and Harris in a 69...
You're welcome. Now, go finish your bacon and eggs.
Seems more like they would be in ... an 11.
I just finished before reading!
I pictured reverse superman doggy-style! Think hef can fly?
She probably thinks that he won't be around too long anyway so why not make the most of it. I think she might be wrong. I bet he lives to 100 like George Burns, who once said,"You're as young as the woman you're feeling!"
Congratulations and good luck!
The only way a guy his age can consummate a marriage is if someone has it in for him.
hugh is a peda
You are so R I G H T !! ...Haha ....
Oh yeah, this has pre-nup written all over it.......
His money has nothing to do with it. She will see none of it with a prenup in place.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!
STOP IT!!!!!! JUST STOP IT!!!!!!! YOU'RE KILLING ME!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
She's having his baby lol
You're right Kurt. If money were her sole objective, she would've married him the first time they were engaged.
Seems to me that although beautiful, she's an insecure person who is far more concerned with being with a man who makes her feel safe & secure & taken care of.
Nothing new here. Insecure men want beautiful arm candy to enhane their egos and insecure women want to feel important & needed.
The look on his face says it all.
(All joking aside, good for him. And her, too.)
The look on his face says "Where am I.....Marilyn around?"
I am dating a much older man...30 years to be exact. Awesome guy and a loving considerate lover. We are sometimes mistaken for father daughter....so what. He is also well off but I was not aware of that when we meant. Life is too damn short to be unhappy. I wish them the best and a very happy future
good for you!
Of course he's well off.
I am too. He is 33 years my senior and he is the best man I could ever think of. I mean, sure, we may only get 20-30yrs together, but they will be the best of both of our lives.
leave your man Im 80, having wood every morning. and a looooong tongue...
To think the NERD (Hef) I knew in H.S. turned out like this! Unbelievable!
So you're 85 and posting on cnn blogs? Doubtful.
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why is it unbelievable that an 85 yr. old would post a comment?
I like Georgia's post. Changing his depemds. Checking his B.P. That was funny!
Kind of like marrying your great grandparent, must be true love (of money that is).
So what? He's 86 – how much would you pay for a piece of that if you were his age? And what would you care about your fortune at that age, for that matter? You might as well start spending like crazy – with Hefner's wealth, he simply doesn't have time to spend it all. Might as well have some fun on your way to the exit.
Wrong. If she were in it entirely for the money, she would've married him the first time they were engaged.
Hugh Hefner probably has his charms, but if he were a retired 86 year-old dentist it's unlikely a girl 60 years younger would be marrying him. They're both getting something out of this union – who knows maybe it is true love (eye roll – oops vowed to be less of a skeptic in 2013).
How can you not root for a guy like Hef? Original OG. I would be really impressed if she was 16 though!!!
I guess Double H isn't as smart as I thought he was....
i agree
hahahahaha
Good for them. They aren't hurting anyone and it obviously makes them happy.
She must be mentally retarded. That's insane! Marrying a shriveled up old man!!! Foreplay consists of changing his Depends and checking his blood pressure. How romantic!!!
I think the whole thought of it is just disgusting.
gold-digger
LOL
Do you really think she doesn't have guy's her age,lined up on the side ?
she has BPD and will turn on him in a few months, if not sooner. Google it and learn a lot about some women and there grip on poor unsuspecting saps.
What a picture! and when they mess around, she gets a face full of powder...blech...
Oh – to have the Pu$$y that he has had – and in the $tyle in which he has had it! He has definitely won the "Man is Lucky Prize" of All Time – past, present, and future.
Lets see if this will last 72 days!
People think he's a fool? Really? I think he's a genius for landing a beautiful young wife at his age. Who cares if she is in it for the money as long as she makes him happy his remaining years! I'm sure his families are going to be well provided for long after he's gone, so I think it's money well spent. Especially since he can't take it with him when he dies. I only wish I could be so lucky to marry and afford a playmate when I get old. And who cares that she is married to an old man. He's a nice guy, a legend and rich. She won't have to worry about money the rest of her life. Not a bad deal.
I agree with you Wilson. As long as both of them are happy, it's no one else's business.
I simply pit the posters who have made nasty comments. They are probably broke and have wives that are fat AND ugly.
You know the type.
Wilson, what a very very happy and positive remark ! you're a very nice person indeed and God bless u and ur family 🙂
Hef has probably spent five million bailing fools out of bad legal jams. He's sent lawyers to help a lot of people who needed it badly. He's not a bad person if you overlook all the women he talked into posing sans culottes. And he's not senile or doddering; you see they have broken up and got back together. He's old and gray but apparently his heart is still alive.
His children must be so proud... Alzheimers must be setting in because he forgot about the bullet he missed. She is indeed a very attractive young woman. Hopefully she won't become another Anna Nicole.
Is it worth touching that old shriveled man for all that money?
Um...no.
Congrats Anna Nicole Smith .......er I mean Cyrstal Harris.....No fool like an old fool
Even as this is a ridiculous situation, what better way to invest a few bucks for a little happiness in life!!! Or as the great wise sages like to say "live in the moment". Seems appropriate here..............
What's she going to do with that old wrinkled dink, except maybe cash in on it?
She was trying to find just the right moment in which he would keel over after saying I do.
I wonder why they don't keep a number of marriages count for Hef like they did for Liz Taylor?
Liz was married 8 times by age 59. This is Hef's 3rd marriage and he's 86. Is it fun comparing apples to oranges?
An ass, that's what he is
A very, very lucky ass!
Why is he an ass?
Because he's a self-made millionaire? Because he's a University graduate? Because he donates money to USC's arts program? Because he raised money & donated to save the Hollywood sign? Because through his individual donations and charitable foundations he's raised millions of dollars for animal rescue, disadvantaged children and autism research?
Or it's simply because you're jealous of his success or judgemental of his personal life choices that don't affect you or your life.
No. He is getting ass. How about you?
I hear she headed to the altar with AC/DC's Money Talks being played. CMON! CMON! LOVE ME FOR THE MONEY! CMON! CMON! LISTEN TO THE MONEY TALK!
Great AC/DC reference !
Likeqble fellow but I'm embarrassed for him.
This man still sounds sharp from an interview I heard a few years back. I'm pretty sure at his age he knows the game, how much money he needs for himself to last before he dies, and how to make sure his kids are left with something when he passes. I'm also sure she will be well compensated for her services as well. At 86 he knows who is truly in control of everything....
...Now I aint say that she's a gold digger...but she aint messin with no...(pause)...broke old white guys.
She is STRAIGHT!! PLENTY of time to spend all that paper, Bands to make her dance...
Eeeew
He's one lucky man...I think guys would say....
Another lazy gold-digger takes front stage. Hope he was smart enough to pre-nup his "marriage".
Yeah, he can't live forever. He is 86. She still has plenty of time to spend his money at 26.
isn't she the one, who said hef can only last 2 seconds?
Very true. But his implant surgery is done now so he is acceptable....
She came to understand that as long as his investments keep growing................
Hugh is pretty spry for an old fellow. Just look at how easily he leaped back in front of that bullet.
LOL!
I can only assume that Hugh insisted on the MASSEY PRE-NUP. No way he needs to marry a young gold-digger like that and get taken to the cleaners. Is she the next Kimberly?
Yes, disappointing that this useless old goat carries on, while better men die (Schwarzkopf, Brubeck, Klugman). Feh!
No fool like an old fool...spectacular!
No fool like an old fool with $$$$$$
No Fool like an Old Fool whose only "stiff" possession is his bank account.