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December 14th, 2012
04:03 PM ET
Mag: Katie Holmes has best 'revenge body' of the yearIn case Tom Cruise has been too busy to notice what he's been missing, Fitness magazine has gladly brought it to attention. The healthy lifestyle publication has called the physique of Cruise's ex-wife Katie Holmes one of the best celebrity bodies of the year. Thanks to frequent Soul Cycle classes, Holmes is said to have the "best revenge body," presumably following the line of thinking that the best revenge after a breakup is to look great. The runner-up was Katy Perry, who divorced Russell Brand earlier this year. If Holmes needed a double shot of confidence, the New York Times has taken notice of her glowing appearance as well. The Style section complimented her chic and ladylike outfit on Thursday in its "Look of the Moment" column. (We're sure daughter Suri's beaming with pride over that one.) Cruise, who has been hitting the red carpet himself to promote his new movie, "Jack Reacher," has been divorced from Holmes for five months. |
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Is it normal to feel more bloated some days?
Katie has class..alot of women need learn about class...
and did something about it....i love you tom cruise...total support from the fans.
ben and company own her now....
Katie Holmes does not have a nice body. She has a deformed body. Her legs look awkward and she is too tall for a woman. I don't understand what's wrong with people's tastes. Can't any of you see???
Sorry shorty no I don't
success.
Really? Is that what women think men want them to look like? She looks undernourished. She used to be just plain hot.
Men prefer thin women....they will take a larger woman if she is s*xy and confident and she has big breasts.
that is how men are... they prefer thin..but like the confidence of a larger woman
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Revenge body or what ever you want to call "winning" a breakup by having a good looking body is nothing more then narcissistic self absorbed people declaring some imaginary triumph. There is only one way to "win" a breakup and that is to find someone who is better for you to be with. If you are with someone that makes you happy then you won, by the way it does not mean the other person loses, because if the same happens to them then they win too. How your body looks is meaningless, unless you are that shallow then guess what you lost and will keep on losing.
What is it that most of you do with your free time? Obviously you don't study grammar, spelling, sentence structure, or for that matter, do anything productive to increase your intelligence. I've never seen such a collection of widely demonstrated stupidity and negativity in my life!! The lot of you need a hobby!!! Also, @ lukos58: How many actual physicians do you know?! They are mostly good, incredibly altruistic, highly intelligent people who commit upwards of 15-18 years of their lives to SECONDARY education, carry about $500,000 in loans, and don't start financially "breaking even" until they're close to retirement age. There are several specialties that are the exception to that statement, but they are the EXCEPTION, not the rule. That situation is also getting worse due to Obama's healthcare "reforms". Do your homework before you make baseless accusations at an entire profession. I wonder, how many stereotypes of your profession do you fit into?
Your comment needs more hyperbole.
What "Body?" She looks like a 10 year old girl LOLOLOLOL
aw your fat, that's cute.
She looks like a blue cheetoh in that outfit.
She married her childhood idol who by all accounts doted on her, dumped him, took their child and millions of his dollars. She was soooo abused!! No fan of Cruise and he did the same to his other ex's but Katie and her spin team should write fantasy novels.
She found it hard to be married to a gay man.
why "revenge body". Cruise didn't dumped her for another girl.
She's the one who dumped him. He was totally faithful to her. She also took half his money. It is apparent now that is all she ever wanted. If anyone deserves "revenge" it is Tom.
This outfit, pose, and overall picture choice all don't flatter her so much, so I'm not sure it's a good example of why she was chosen for the honor. Two pictures might give her a better chance to be seen as the label "revenge body of the year" than just one. And it never hurts to show her off more, right? That's what revenge is all about. Hahahaha!
Katie Holms has the body of a 12 year old. Besides, you can't really call it revenge when she is the one that left Tom Cruise. Anyway, I think Tom Cruise has the best revenge body.
You ran Katie, you ran away, but don't look back you'll turn into a pillar of salt!
yes
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these guys stay faithful to the marriage...i just met a great guy who is not going to see anyone but moi.
good news....i have to take it slow...i've been out of a relationship for a long time...it was nice to hear
he wants to only date me now.
did not cheat on his wife....most husband cheat all the time on their wives..but this guy nope.....
don't start rumors....alot of men can't stay faithful but he was...it just did not work out.
don't ever say that about him....it just didn't work out...geeze
we love katie because she can act.
Katie is cute and perky but a bit knock-kneed. as far as figure goes, that is always in the eyes of the beholder. for many no waist is kind of a bummer but she does have cute buns and is nice and tall and lanky which is popular with the model look. I think many men would still prefer a bit of Marilyn..36-24-36..but who knows?
Yes, she is cute. However, on any summer day on a SoCal beach you could find hundreds of women with much better bods than her.
katie what a morning..thank you.
annnnnnd what is this .. yawn
HISTORY CHANNEL, OLD MOVIES, ROSEANNE AND MARTIN AND MAKE SURE YOU OWN 2 OR 3 PHONES AND 4 OR 5 COMPUTERS....YOU'LL BE ALL SET....
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWAAAAAAAAA MAROON HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
man friends house the other night?
baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Wow, women are pathetic, neurotic children... just FYI.
Poor Dan. Why so bitter buddy?
other phones at bar and fruit stand in the night
Lindsey will be picking us up in the truck and no tools invited.
Lindsay Lohan needs an enema.
And some Summer's Eve.
The above picture is a terrible example. I don't think there's anything exceptional about her figure regardless. However Tom Cruise is in great shape. It's just that nobody's taking his picture much.
NOBODY LOOKS LIKE A FOOL BUT YOU....AM I DONE WITH TOOL....
GOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
now they are calling people mexicans...see what i mean ... tool
Celebrity worship. 'Merica's favourite pastime. Pathetic, isn't it.
Katie your wonder and you had a great figure during marriage an your beautiful. your postive and don't to a lonely people who do nothing all day long -
she's loors you in....i know her from home...for the love of god...do not respond to kat....
she is a tool...this is a blog....the real katie is a lady with class.
we track ep addresses. go have an apple.
Ummmmm.... Heidi Klum??? Hello????
Just sayin'...
alot of married women let go but not Katie!!! Congrats
How can it be considered a "revenge body" when she has always looked this way? She never let herself go, so she didn't have to get back in shape. Maybe everyone just thinks she looks better because she is smiling again. She didn't seem to do much of that when she was married.
i hope this broadway show works for her...she's a natural
progress...
i like katie she's strong.
Kind of have to be being married to that whacko for all those years.
Anything about Tom Cruise brings out the high school kids for some reason. Why do they even know who he is?
She is skinny and that is about it. Hollywood thinks a perfect/beautiful body is a skinny actress. In order to qualify for a 'great body' , you must have the near perfect torso. This woman has maybe 1 of the 3. Too skinny to really tell. Merry Christmas.
Skinny? Hardly. She has an athletic build and she's quite fit, but not skinny by a longshot. Let me guess, you're fat and bitter?
with the 12/14 tragedy in Ct., who really cares what anyone looks like??
You are the only one that has the right response. Beautiful, young, innocent children are dead and not even buried yet and people are worried about some Hollywood actress's looks. Insanity
Why is it that so many people haven't a clue, yet feel confident enough to comment? Okay people, a lesson. Entertainment page. Fluff. Front page. Real news. You're only try to make youself look educated, however you come off looking like illiterate morons.
She does have a great body. Now if she'd just learn to stand up straight and own it. Seems every time she has a picture taken she's slumped over like she's got scoliosis.
Katie had a nice body before, during and after Tom Cruise. Best thing she ever did was leave his ass.
"Revenge body" ? She's skinny...always has been...probably always will be.
Don't eat the yellow snow, Nanook.
Skinny? Maybe compared to the plumped-up belugas you got up north there Nanook, but not here in the real world.
Hmmm maybe she should wear a bikini or tight short shorts
Or even better yet nothing at all
Why is it being called a a "revenge" body when she was the one who left Tom?
Who gives a rats ass
She looks OK but she has thick calves and should probably avoid dresses.
Thick is GOOD!!(Not fat)
"Revenge body"??? She looks like complete crap in that picture
we will makeit more innocent....jealous ....here they go again....what are you doing thursday....
oh yea nothing.
wanna be katie's press agent?
she's looks amazing will do her dark makeup...i have a black leather suit...i have to see if katies ass will fit in it.
black...lololololol–was told 700 for 1 tune...katies is ded....for kids i'll do it the new serious man will have to
get the idea...kids are kids... go katie!!!
Step away from the crack pipe.
fund raiser for what...i can do katie perry song..need 1 rehearsal....thurs..God.
my "friend" likes my voice right now..but if he becomes b.f. can't do these surprises
be vibrant, exciting and beautiful as your are.....you will find the right guy in no time because you have
the beauty and personality!!!!! Go for it.
Dont listen to people who can't handle their own personal lives. Go girl have fun!!!!!!
i know i am enjoying Katie-smoochie girl–left or right...get those pillows.
yummy
have fun with guys....meet as many as you can until you decide who will be the serious guy.....
enjoy yourself right now!!!!!!
she's been on her own for awhile she can be a little animal again....
grrrrrrr Go Katie don't be a bore.
she's single...she needs to meet other men....get crackin....don't listen to fart advise
katie is strong willed has self esteem beautiful and great mother and she's does not sit around all day...she's a mover..
i love that....and the dress to dye for!!!! i want that dress.
More power to you, Katie! You look f.a.b.u.l.o.u.s. 🙂
I am so glad for you that you have escaped from that non-religion, suppressive cult.
Now, LEARN from you mistake, Katie...
Never, never, look at a man again and say: "I'm gonna marry him!" Remember what it got you the first time.
It is infinitely better to have your own personal relationship with that God who "knows all things" and ask Him: Is it OK for me to marry this man?"
Boring.
WE GGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
WE IZ IN WITH THE HEAD OF SAX TOMORROW.... TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL
with ambition...
get oft the computer...go out and enjoy life.....there is so much out there....get off the machine.....
how many times do you have to look foolish...bloggers get a life...
THERE IS NO OSCAR WINNING PERFORMANCE YOU LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE.....GET OFF THE TOOL......
are we talking about the same thingz
All the important things going on in the world and this group is talking about "revenge bodies". What a think tank.
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Poor Suzanne sounds powerful constipated in her post below. Poor thing. I hope she will eat some good prunes today.
she is the most beautiful woman(pic above)...the dress is amazing but she is slouching for some reason. other then that
i hope she meets someone soon......
Me too. Maybe she will marry a good Mexican that will feed her lots and lots of beans. That way she won't have the constipated lean anymore. I feel very sad for her. She looks constipated something terrible. All hunched over like she has to do number two really really bad and it won't come out. Poor thing.
goal
i don't need this tool
withholding comments is not power–stop being a hater be a good person..we feel so much better when we do good things.
from here another pc
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You all are a bunch of haters. By all your collective comments you obviously have no life. You couldn't give anyone a pass, could you? Think about it. Everyone's fighting their own battles. Keep yours to yourself.
you seem upset..the holiday fun is here...enjoy it!
you seem alone. are you ok?
she' s has the personality of a toad and everyone hates her
Oh you are in hollywood and connected? That's how you know? Or you read those trashy gossip dirt magazines while staying in the grocery line (not paying of course) and then YOU know, right? You do not know anything about anyone. You just think you do. Which is sad, pathetic in that you are passing on hate, hate, and more hate.
Can't you see where this is going in our society? Seriously. You need to stop talking.
stop being a tool and be happy for goodness sakes....my entire family is watching you....not pay....
that is so desperate
sacs offered me a job because i have the presence and personality....wonder if katie goes in the store.
if this is what perfection looks like I will gladly embrace old, fat, frumpy, and ugly.
Each to her own, but this is far from pretty or fit.
u know that despite cigar breath women that smoke give exceptional oral favors! smoke em if u got em katie!
She's a known cigarette smoker, why is she featured in any medium of fitness & healthy living?
Revenge body aside, the chick must be a whack job to have ever married Cruise! Who cares about her?
it took awhile but katie walked into it again....
baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-check australia.
stoopid
i could go for one.
I agree also. Poor thing does look just a little constipated. Bet she eats too much cheese and peanut butter. That stuff 'll bind you right up.
she needs 1 1/2 gallons of prune juice, stat!!!!
Looks like someone placed a turd in my underwear.
Katie Holmes is a plain jane to me. I never saw what is so WOW about her looks. Maybe she's a nice person, who knows, but as far as looks goes, she's nothing to write home about.
I agree. Even when was young on Dawson's Creek she wasn't much. They say she is super sweet though.
I won't go see another Tom Cruise movie and support the scientologists. Besides, Will Smith is putting out a movie that looks nearly the same as the one TC is putting out, I'll support Will Smith.
Will Smith is also Scientologist!!
she doesn't look constipated.
some of my divorced friends men and women say sometimes its the only way to find yourself again.
i'm not married but this is i hear.
I still think she is just really constipated. If she will come down here and visit Mexico we can fix that problem right up.
i hope she finds another guy.
putz
She was never that great to begin with but I wonder why women have to get divorced before they begin to look after themselves again. Does it ever dawn on women to try to look good divorce or not, once they get married they can let themselves go, is that the thinking? What a bunch of crap that is.
What are you talking about please? She was JUST beginning her career for goodness sake? She was very very young. What do you mean she was nothing to look at etc? Compared to who? What standard? Your standard? Society's standard? Are we all going to agree on a standard? Natural? Big boobs? whatever. YOU ARE SICK to pigeon hold a young ( YES, YOUNG) women and dare say ( oh she's not all that) – why are women doing that to other women? It is so degrating, so unkind, so unecessary? Who TAUGHT you to think like this? Your IDEAS of women letting themselves go? You mean as on a Dr. Phil show with a women married 30 years? Seriously a young women married 7 years. PLEASE PLEASE stop all this horrible negative BULLYING of women to other woman.
Blessings...
Us Mexicans call it doing "número dos". We eat bean burritos to stay nice and regular.
You did not mention that we also take Metamucil on daily basis.
bean burritos are good for your skin
Poor thing. As a physician I have seen others standing in that manner. It's called the constipated lean. It occurs when someone is really really constipated. They have to do number two really bad but it won't come out. Usually this constipated lean occurs when someone hasn't had a good BM in 6 to 8 days. I'd recommend prunes.
I agree. Stewed prunes would fix her right up. They keep a fella nice and regular.
Aaaaaaah. I love being regular. Nothing like a good bowel movement.
Yep, take some prunes and shove it in her prunage, and that will perk her right up
You're a physician? I've got a bridge to sell you...(Giveaway was your poor grammar and overall stupidity.)
Re: "Smarterest Human." I've got news for you. Most physicians are basically highly-trained body mechanics, whatever their specialty. Being a physician doesn't mean they have a better grasp of grammar or exceed the overall intelligence of the average plumber. Outside of their professional speciality and one or two personal interests (money, golf, money, fishing, money, etc.), most physicians I have known are really kind of dull and uninteresting. Lord help you if you try to discuss film, literature or history with most of them. Their eyes will glaze over faster than a dead carp.
Activate Gaydar, all defense systems engaged.
find a physical cliff ...and hurl yourself as far off of it as you can.
I din't even know who Katie Holmes was til TC married her. yawn....
Kate holmes is hot but stupied, any woman dumb enough to marry a washed actor like tom cruise is just plain stupied
You mean "stupid", right? What does that say for you?
I agre, that is jut stupied to do somthin lyke that? she is stupied not intejunt like US!
MMMMMMM......stu pied.
Seems to me to be a back-handed compliment to be calling these "revenge" bods. Can't it just be that they look great regardless of their marital situations?
What? All I see is a pretty face. No curves but a boy figure is not what I'm into. Is it that she is not fat with baby weight?
exactly.
Is there something wrong with that girl? In every pic that I have ever seen of her, she's always in some weird stance. I wonder if she has something wrong with her back. And not to mention, she always has that weird grimace on her face. Maybe she should see a doctor.
Maybe she is just bad constipated.
and thanks for the discovery.
that's perfect for january...i'm not sure i will look like her in it...is there a blazer that goes with it?
lololol
Cruise can still get hot chicks.
Even if they mus reach lotus level six: according to pierce Hawthorne
Revenge body? If you think this way, you still care about the other person. Apathy is the way you show that you have moved on. Who gives a flying leap what your ex thinks, do it for yourself.
WERD =)
The best revenge is moving on
tom cruise is 50 years old...great body and looks amazing who cares if he's a shorty
tom cruise is 50 years old...great body and looks amazing who care if he's a shorty
this movie is ridiculous and in peoples homes..
It seems that we only ever talk about women having these so called "revenge bodies" and blame the men for the break up. Where is the reverse with men having either "revenge bodies" or "revenge careers" or whatever you want to say. Why not treat have women also be treated as responsible for the breakups.
It shows what women are really all about. "Getting back at you" with BS skin deep nonsense.
She's surprisingly tall at 5'9". Maybe the midget Tom Crusie just got tired of looking like a Hobbit standing next to her.
movie, 22, screen blocks all in wardrobe closet-good day to all.
photo does not do her justice...f-ck off nosey
don't play with a bull.
Yah, Tom really misses her feminine body. (He's g a y, shhhhh)
I would wreck that.
she's very pretty and nice legs, but she's standing weird here. almost like a side hunch back.. side? whatever.
standing lopsided like that makes her body match her smile.
Constipated. She's gotta do number two real bad bit it won't come out. As a doctor I've see that before. The constipated lean.
Divorce will do that.
🙂
i would wear that to the oscar party
I really like the color.
Sh'e beautiful as long as she wears close-toed shoes. Check out her feet on ugly celebrity feet websites. Yea, I know... But they do exist.
needs to be attacked by a strange woman and have s-x all day long...that is the only way to shut his mouth about his religion...goodness what to wear...i'm so busy today.
another phone exists....zoopid...
he's to tense..and very gullable.
She doesn't need revenge.The way she left him was pretty well engineered, and she was laughing all the way to the bank! Still is!!
I know it, she planned the whole thing! Although, there was a prenup where she didn't get any money. She only took back what was hers and went on her way. That's why the whole thing was able to be over so fast. It makes me wonder what happened where she didn't even want "half" of the assets...she just wanted to be free. scary!
what will i wear to the oscar de la renta part(true)-make sure we bring the "other phones" that night.
i hope katie is there i would love to meet her...
I suggest the scent Eau De Name Dropper. It should pair well with Nojuan Kares new line.
ze phone is a trop phone–i zpeak on ozzer fones.
this woman is a perfect example of how young women should beauty, brains and alot to offer to a man and and boy can she act.
katie is so awsome and intelligent she can do it all
he's controlling to the point of suffocation and these poor women have to run away from him.
i make hit movies all the time. click click
I'd say a hit movie is real revenge.
There are Americans overseas fighting in wars and you people want to talk about Katie Holmes' lucious beautiful incredibly hot body? Yep. Me too. I want to marry her and Tom Cruise can be my best man.
I hear cruise and travolta are making a movie, Revolting Cruise network!
You have been ordered to pay attention to Katie Holmes again. So pay attention.
Tom proved he had no brains when he lost Mimi (GFTs) Roberts
Rogers
If she wanted to get revenge she'd look like a boy.
Everyone should be focusing their attention on the horrors that happened in Sandy Hook Elementry, CN, not this woman:/
You should focus your attention on learning to spell and using the proper abbreviations for states.
I decide where I should focus my attention; not you
I clicked on this because I couldn't stop thinking about the shooting, and said maybe this dumb little story will get my mind off of it. I don't see what's so wrong about that?
Thanks, Constantine, for telling us where we should be focusing our attention. Shall we call you "Big Brother" now? Get a life, already!
Weare so lucky to have you tell us what we should be doing..
You sound as disappointed as the kids that thought it was movie Friday, but only got to see a few clips and magazines.
who cares theyre acters not gods that if u havint realized yet america IS a real job leave these "stars" alone they deserve privacy and the rest of the world should get lives . Stop getting too into others lives . Thats wierd.
what goes around comes around
Stupid article, but micht as well waste time and respond, lol
Ya, lets all feel really sorry for Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes ??? – a rich and famous couple who didn't make it.
Tom could have almost any woman he wants, anywhere in the world in less time than it take you or me to make $1,000
I think I read he had a net worth of $ 400,000,000 He'll find another woman, lol
I assure you he does NOT care what Katie looks like !
Tom don't appear to want any woman in the world but may fancy a few of the men in the world.
Lot of corn niblets in that turd...
stick figure
You should do some research before you write an article. Russell Brand filed for divorce from Katy Perry. He could not tolerate her problem with alcohol. BTW – yesterday Russell celebrated 10 years of sobriety.
You sound like quite a tool.
and very friendly to iher fans in ny. she is better looking in person and very tall! katie is in rehearsal for a play in ny.
she is most comfortable in theater and i feel she will remain in ny for a long time
Who cares! theres plenty of women with great bodies....
U can already tell suri Looks to much like her dad to ever get as hot as her mom
Revenge? as far as I'm concerned Katie was the nasty B in this couple's scenario! she broke Tom's heart! Revenge my foot.
I agree with you Rebe. Katie is the one that left Tom. Where is the revenge in that? Besides she doesn't look any better now than she did when they were togather. So she dressed up for one night. Most of the time she looks like she shops at goodwill. Don't get me wrong I love both of them. But Tom looking great and hot is the revenge, Katie should be jealous.
I'm confused also. Didn't she leave him? And I believe it was around his birthday or some special celebration.
Dear Katie: quit slouching. You aren't with Tom Cruise any longer.
what a horrible picture...and this is a story about looking good......
That's what you have to say? Wow. To be as perfect as you must be...
no, I am short, fat and middle aged....just saying they could have used a better picture to prove the point. she is an attractive person.
She's FREE. Hopefully she can move on from this horrible Scientologist arranged marriage and have a life worth living now.
She does seem to have moved on very well.
SMILE KATIE SMILE!!!
Ass lunf ass them to white folks is happy, sury will bes faine.
She looks good because she's happy and no longer living a lie, that's why.
What does Tom care? He's gay.
goal. keep busy katie.
katie go bye bye soon
I doubt Tom Cruise cares about a woman's body.
True. He's too busy reading the works of L. Ron Hubbard, filming crappy movies, and waiting for the spaceship to come take back to Mars to care about women.
she is beautiful and classy