Today's news you might've missed:
- "Rules of Engagement" will be back during the midseason on CBS, and will air its seventh season on Monday nights starting February 4. Check out the full midseason schedule at the link. [EW]
- We don't really care whether Demi Moore is actually dating 26-year-old art world star Vito Schnabel, because the thought of her partying it up in Miami is impressive enough for us. [E!]
- The story behind Drew Barrymore naming her daughter Olive is not nearly as precious as we imagined. [Us Weekly]
- We're handing your weekend long reading assignment a day early: Behold Vanity Fair's oral history of "Freaks and Geeks." [VF]
- Katt Williams, it seems, has unretired just as quickly as he decided he was "kinda done" with comedy. It seems his earlier pronouncement was just the result of feeling "unappreciated." [TMZ]
Who knew?
You must really have a hard on for me...
Knuckle-draggin', flabby-gasting, pre-pubescent DERF. WADS!
Word my peeps. Wassup? I been extra drowsy this mornin but now finally starting to get my groove on. Done hade me a Mountain Dew. Hopefully in a few ill start feelin frisky.
good show...
The warden threw a party in the county jail
The prison band was there and they began to wail
The band was jumpin' and the joint began to swing
You should've heard those knocked out jailbirds sing
Let's rock
Everybody, let's rock
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Spider Murphy played the tenor saxophone
Little Joe was blowin' on the slide trombone
The drummer boy from Illinois went crash, boom, bang
The whole rhythm section was a purple gang
Let's rock
Everybody, let's rock
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Number 47 said to number 3
"You're the cutest jailbird I ever did see
I sure would be delighted with your company
Come on and do the Jailhouse Rock with me"
Let's rock
Everybody, let's rock
Everybody in the whole cell block
[ From: http://www.elyrics.net ]
Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock, Rock, Rock
Sad Sack was sittin' on a block of stone
Way over in the corner weepin' all alone
The warden said, "Hey, buddy, don't you be no square
If you can't find a partner use a wooden chair"
Let's rock
Everybody, let's rock
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Shifty Henry said to Bugs, "For Heaven's sake
No one's lookin', now's the chance to make a break"
Bugsy turned to Shifty and he said, "Nix nix
I wanna stick around a while and get my kicks"
Let's rock
Everybody, let's rock
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock, dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock, dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock, dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
Dancin' to the Jailhouse Rock
these lyrics are last corrected by SingsElvis@hotmail.com
Seriously... that is cool! I never knew the actual words in the lyrices except the chorus of course. Thanks @BULL4443, now i wont sound so much like a tool at karaoke. 🙂
I think this song sounds a little gay.
Rules of Engagement is pretty good from the few episodes I saw . Didn't know it was still on.
Well, it's nice to see you posting as yourself for a change. Now, that wasn't so hard, was it?
This blog is deader than a Kennedy...
It's Debbie downer again! Snap out of it, Sokman. Maybe you should see your doctor. They make some pretty good happy pills now. You need a happy adjustment.