Liz Lemon gets married on '30 Rock'
November 30th, 2012
11:27 AM ET

Liz Lemon gets married on '30 Rock'

[Editor's Note: This post contains spoilers for the November 29 episode of NBC's "30 Rock."]

After a negative pregnancy test, Criss took Liz out for disco fries to cheer her up. At the restaurant, she spotted Dennis Duffy feeding his new son, Black Dennis, orange soda.

“We decided to adopt because Megan’s real career oriented right now. Didn’t want to wreck her boobs,” Dennis explained.

Liz was frustrated that even a dummy like Dennis was able to adopt so easily, just because he was married. So, naturally, Criss proposed: “Let’s get married like every other idiot on Earth!”

“Blammo! Engaged.”

Jack urged Liz have the wedding day all little girls dream of, but even in her wildest childhood dreams, her brief marriage to Saul Rosenbear didn’t make it off the Love Boat. “Liz Lemon is getting married in a sweatshirt, no bra,” she said. Now that’s a dream wedding.

The next day, Liz and Criss marched into City Hall to find they were the only pair getting married in gym clothes.

Meanwhile, Jenna was dealing with a crisis of her own. Terry (John Hodgman) had finally collected the 1 million Surge points necessary to purchase her, according to a 1994 commercial she did.

Though Terry said he’d settle for the $800,000 Jenna was worth instead, Jack argued that she had depreciated and was worth only $2,000.

Jenna’s ego was so depleted that she had a normal-sized portion of tomato soup for lunch (seasoned with vodka). Jack assured her that he was worth even less: “I’m at an age where I no longer need erectile softeners.”

Meanwhile, Tracy faced his mortality after Dr. Spaceman told him he was in perfect health. This bad news contradicted Tracy’s assumption that he would die young like his doppelganger James Dean.

Just as he was losing hope, Tracy was hit by a taxi and had a magical conversation in his mind with Jack as Harriet Tubman. Jack/Harriet gave him hope.

Back at City Hall, Liz had a revelation of her own: “A tiny little part of me that I hate wants to be a princess.”

Liz gave into her girly side and left to put on deodorant.

In the end, Liz looked like a princess - Princess Leia, to be exact - at her perfect wedding.

As Jack read from “The Fountainhead” and Megan ate pasta, Liz and Criss’ wedding was what all weddings should be: A reflection of the bride and groom’s love for each other.

Liz and Criss are now bound together forever, and not just because her lip got hooked on his grill (which she gave him in place of a ring).

What did you think of Liz and Criss’ wedding?

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  1. the word template?

    it's from a very nice place called Pete's lounge and laughs

    February 20, 2013 at 5:56 am | Report abuse |
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    I adore your wordpress template, wherever do you obtain it through?

    February 20, 2013 at 5:51 am | Report abuse |
  3. Meh

    I got bored halfway thru reading it and figured my comment would be better than the article:

    December 4, 2012 at 1:55 pm | Report abuse |
  4. Jim Dandey

    One of the more disappointing episodes; more dumb than funny. Way to go out withOUT a bang...

    December 3, 2012 at 6:59 pm | Report abuse |
  5. Pliny

    Good god, Lemon!

    December 3, 2012 at 12:41 pm | Report abuse |
  6. bb when needed.


    December 2, 2012 at 6:53 am | Report abuse |
  7. hopper

    567,482,490 times right?

    December 1, 2012 at 10:32 am | Report abuse |
  8. analysis

    liz lemon offers nothing but what she does. alec baldwin has to be find another "job" as they say and get on with his life

    December 1, 2012 at 6:01 am | Report abuse |
  9. this is why

    your not an example to women

    November 30, 2012 at 4:00 pm | Report abuse |
  10. Euphranor

    This episode, like all other 30 Rock episodes, is utterly ruined by the presence of the pompous and bullish over-acting of Alec Baldwin.

    November 30, 2012 at 2:07 pm | Report abuse |
  11. Graphics Monkey

    This was an AWESOME! episode – one of the best and this show will be missed

    November 30, 2012 at 1:36 pm | Report abuse |

    by all...

    November 30, 2012 at 12:04 pm | Report abuse |

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