Today's news you might've missed:

• Matthew Perry is taking a cue from Angus T. Jones. In a new Funny or Die sketch, he says he’d like to give back all the money he made from projects like “Studio 60,” “Mr. Sunshine” and “Go On,” but not “Friends” because he’s not a “f--ing moron.” [Funny or Die]
• CBS is adapting Stephen King’s 2009 novel “Under the Dome.” Thirteen episodes are set to air in summer 2013. [CBS]
• It seems Alec Baldwin is in a giving mood this holiday season. The actor donated $1 million (for the second time since 2009) to his alma mater. The donation is in support of the Alec Baldwin Drama Scholarship Fund and the Talent Identification Process at NYU’s Tisch School of the Arts. [The TASC Group]
• “Southland’s” Regina King will appear on a January episode of “Big Bang Theory.” We’re excited to see her deal with Jim Parsons’ Sheldon Cooper as Mrs. Davis, the head of human resources at the university where he works. [THR]
• In case you were wondering, Olivier Sarkozy’s ex-wife reportedly approves of him dating Mary-Kate Olsen. Frankly, we’re much more curious as to whether or not we can expect “Passport to Paris: The sequel” to hit store shelves anytime soon. [Us Weekly]