Today's news you might've missed:

• So, there was a bit of a post-baby body battle going on today, in the eyes of the media at least. While Jessica Simpson was talking about how she hasn't been able to "bounce back" to her pre-Maxwell size and alternately explaining that she's now just 10 pounds from her old weight, new mom Kristin Cavallari is showing just how quickly she popped out a kid and then regained her former physique. [USA Today/Us Weekly/TMZ/E!]
• Remember "Beverly Hills Cop"? It's coming to CBS - and Eddie Murphy is expected to reprise his role. [Deadline]
• Hip-hop stars converged at George Washington Memorial Park this morning as major influencer Chris Lighty was laid to rest. [MTV]
• We're obsessed with this photo of Jay-Z, Beyonce and Blue Ivy out for a day on the yacht to celebrate Mama B's birthday on September 4. The adorableness! We can't take it! [People]
• Meanwhile, Kanye's rapping about his new girlfriend's sex tape. [TheBoomBox]
• While you were working/otherwise occupied, stateside Little Monsters were losing their s&*! as they learned that Lady Gaga's bringing her Born This Way ball to North America at the start of 2013. [Spin]
• And more things we love: Lena Dunham's said to be dating Fun.'s Jack Antonoff. [Us Weekly]