Today's news you might've missed:

• Kanye West - yes, that Kanye West - is said to be the newest contender for a job as a judge on "American Idol." This has nothing to do with Mr. West - we'd have the same reaction if they said Taylor Swift was in the running - but honestly? We think the "Idol" rumor mill is just *&%^(*$ with us now. (Fox, for what it's worth, isn't commenting.) [TMZ]
• Taylor Swift, meanwhile, went off on a graveyard visit with beau Conor Kennedy. The word is that they went to visit his mother's grave, which to us spells "this is getting serious." [GossipCop]
• Kristen Stewart - maybe showing that she's still got it, and/or has no breakup ice cream bloat? - went with the bare midriff route for her first appearance post-Stew Scandal. [PopSugar]
• If that was an attempt to catch Robert Pattinson's eye, ol' Stew might have some competition. Kate Upton admitted to Ryan Seacrest that she's got a bit of a crush on R. Patz, vampires be damned. (Ha!) [RyanSeacrest.com]
• If you still haven't thrown Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes a divorce party, now's your last chance. The couple has made their split "official" official. [E!]