August 15th, 2012
09:51 AM ET
Sheen and Lohan to die in 'Scary Movie 5'?“Scary Movie 5” might just be the most terrifying film in the spoof franchise’s 12 years. According to The Hollywood Reporter, Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan have signed on to play what production company Dimension Films is touting as “the world’s hottest new couple.” Of course, this isn’t Sheen’s first There’s a chance the pair will follow in the footsteps of celebrities like Pamela Anderson and Shaquille O’Neal, whose characters were killed off early on in “Scary Movie 3” and “Scary Movie 4,” respectively. Ashley Tisdale is set to star in “Scary Movie 5,” which will reportedly begin filming in September. The flick is expected to bow on April 19, 2013. |
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i hope it comes out after december 7th when i get outta jail lol on the real lol
injailguy – I'm not sure what it means that the movie is expected to "bow" on April 19, 2013, but if "bow" means "open", that is after Dec. 7th, when you get out of jail "on the real" (whatever THAT means)
Every time I see that woman I'm just crushed. She was so beautiful once, like, absurdly good looking. The bow of her lips, the texture of her skin, her hypnotic gaze. She looks old enough to be my mother, an I'm almost old enough to be her father (I'm 37). She really was a beautiful young woman. Now she's a faces of crack scare ad; what a shame.
I can't imagine this movie being any good (I got a laugh or two from the older ones), I can't imagine why anyone would pay good money to see these two has-beens phone in cheesy jokes in a movie together.
Hopefully he boinks her and then tosses her off a bridge....
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i hear charlie's a great guy and lindsay is a great person, we have to understand like most have said they have problems more serious then some people could ever imagine.
Where on Earth did you hear that? Fox News?
why pick on these 2...they could be very nice people...i hear charlie sheen is a total doll...
they have problems..be a little more kind.
these blogs are getting more funny every day...
all the best to charlie
Charlie and Lindsey... LOL...
leon needs to get a room with someone...he's way too dramatic.
we can raise it whenever tabas decides.
Charlie Sheen is talented; we need to replace Fossil Jimmy Carter, and his anti-semetic views on Israel and focus
on a new chief for the FEderal Reserve.
Obama is weak and dumb and must go.
Lee Evan Tabas shouls be installed as CEO of Ban of America.
Bank of America is sick and needs Lee Evan Tabs.
Alan Greenspan is a Fossil and the Prime rate must be rised now.
I thought Alan Greenspan was dead. Dammmmm.
The things you learn in the comments section.
depends if there is a prenup or not
Think there will be babies?
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Jimmy's no fool..he might have great ideas.
Jimmy Carter has some pecular views on the middleeast.
charlie Sheen should talk with the old fool.
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Um....I guess everyone forgot that Sheen diedin scary movie 4 already.....but who cares. They brought back the black chick with no problem. And the first two scary movies were the best, especially with NPH in the second one. But for the love of god PLEASE stop making these movies!
I hope the bad guy rips her blouse off before he kills her!
I hope he rips her pants off!
Since we're making suggestions for the screenwriter, let's suggest the bad guy rip all of her clothes off and butt-f her .
I think the fact he is going to be in this movie is showing, yes, he is at a point in his career where he knows nobody takes him seriously anymore, and he's imbracing it, and he doesn't give a crap. Besides he's trying to get his reputation back and he's got to start somewhere so why not show a different side of himself. As for Lohan, who gives a crap about her anyway. She hasn't been in a decent movie sense what, freaky friday. Lol none the less, everyone needs to get off the guys back. I mean, look at all the stars as big or bigger then him who've screwed up. Hasselhoff eats a burger off the floor drunk, Mel Gibson beats his wife. I mean seriously, at least he's happy. There I said it he's biwinning.
Oh come on. Have you not seen Charlie Sheen in Hot Shots? Sheen is messed up funny.
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i haven't heard from him a few days...
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when your alone its different you can fly here and there at a moments notice
if you have a man and cannot get him a ticket to hollywood then everyone stays home –i would not go to a red carpet and leave him home.
Charlie sheen is our best all round actor.
and professional junkie.
Kids do not try this at home. Mom will kill you when she finds you dead on the carpet of your dead gay friend.
when your alone its different you can fly here and there at a moments notice
if you have a man and cannot get him a ticket to hollywood then everyone stays home –i would not go to a red carpet and leave him home.
Cool I like charlie sheen and linsay lohan,I hope they don't die in the movie,I think they should keep them on for scary
movie 6,7,8 ,9,and 10.
will Lindsay survive real life long enough to appear at the red carpet release of the movie?
lindsey and charlie..what a class act ....
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time for a touch up lindsey. lol
just ask its so much easier on both of them.
charlie and lindsay that's just what deserve..each other.
Shaq & Dr Phil were hilarious in the opening scene of Scary Movie 4. Too bad I wasted an hour and a half watching the rest.
Why is this movie franchise still going ? It's not funny.
Airplane is funny – Police Squad is funny and maybe the 1st Scary Movie was funny but the rest is just dribble.
Especially those unfunny Wayans brothers in the first three Scary Movies, yikes !
If you're going to do a parody – make it good to at least, Airplane ! quality good. No wonder Anna Faris split.
great review T!
Looks like charlie got a whiff of some stanky c00ter pie!!!! check the look on his face!!!
This is just another left-wing liberal conspiracy by Obama to brainwash our children into acting like Sheen and Lohan!
Sad to think about Charlie Sheen. I can remember when he was a real actor, appearing in movies like Platoon and Wall Street. Now he appears in silly-ass sitcoms and throw away movies like Scary Movie three, four and now five.
Too funny! I'll watch this one. I don't remember any of the other ones, the first Scary Movie was the funniest.
charlie has aged so much..i hope he's not back doing the nonsense again. he is such a funny guy it would be a shame if he fell off the bandwagon again.
u mean fell off the wagon?
"The world's hottest new couple"...maybe in the movies, but, I don't think Charlie Sheen would touch that in "real life".
Yeah, what's up with the "world's super couple" thing? Did Charlie go off the deep end again while we weren't looking? Even on his worst day of abusing, I don't think he'd touch Lilo. He has to have better sense than that. Just keep repeating to yourself, it's just a move, it's just a movie. lol...
Sorry, correction. "world's hottest couple". The concept just threw me, I guess.
He'd touch anything tight and wet!
Tight? l would seriously doubt Lilo is tight anymore. lmao
Gross. This movie sounds beyond terrible.
I never even seen the first one. Killing these two off, is Hollywood trying to tell them something? lol