Today's news you might've missed:

• We're so used to new episodes of "Jersey Shore" airing like clockwork that we're a little surprised MTV's making us wait until October 4 for the sixth season. What are they trying to do, make us miss it? [MTV]
• Reasons we like Khloe Kardashian include the fact that she's a woman who knows herself well. "I'm not dying to read written porn," the middle Kardashian said of "Fifty Shades of Grey." "I would rather watch porn." To thine own self, be true, Khlo. [Celebuzz]
• Up next, in Kardashian news: Kim's romance with the camera continued today as she offered the world images of herself in a bikini without filter or Photoshop. [Us Weekly]
• M. Night Shyamalan hasn't had the best luck winning over film fans, and he's now going to try his hand at TV: The filmmaker is taking his first swing at scripted programming with a new project over at Syfy. [THR]
• Drake is the latest star who's making an effort to finish high school, as the rapper's revealed that he's focused his summer on wrapping up the necessary credits. Once Mark Wahlberg finishes up his high school education, we vote the actor goes in on a massive graduation party with Drake and the Biebs. [Vulture]