Fred Willard arrested for lewd conduct, released
July 19th, 2012
10:52 AM ET

Fred Willard arrested for lewd conduct, released

It's probably fair to say that funnyman Fred Willard isn't laughing this morning.

CNN has confirmed that the "Anchorman" actor was arrested in Los Angeles Wednesday night for lewd conduct.

The Los Angeles Police Department was doing a routine inspection on Santa Monica Boulevard when officers came across Willard "engaged in lewd conduct" in an adult theater, a police spokesman confirmed to CNN.

(TMZ has a more detailed description that we can't run on a family-friendly blog ... but essentially, it sounds like Willard was caught with his pants down.)

He was arrested at about 8:45 pm and transported to the Hollywood division police department, police said. The 72-year-old "For Your Consideration"  and "Best in Show" star has since been released.

Update, 4:59 p.m. ET: Willard's counsel tells CNN in a statement, “With all [due] respect to the individual officer, our belief [is] that Fred did nothing in any violation of any law. We will be working vigorously to clear his name in this matter.”

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    Has he fallen so that he can't afford a DVD player or internet access? I am stumned to hear that adult theaters even exist anymore. There's so much free or cheap porn to be had inthe privacy of one's home.

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  10. Didact

    So the cops spend their time patrolling adult theaters these days? Anyway, what's the point to even going to an adult theater if you have to wait till you get home to take care of business?

    July 28, 2012 at 1:17 am | Report abuse |
  11. Didact

    So the cops spend their time patrolling adult theaters these days? Anyway, what the point to even going to an adult theater if you have to wait till you get home to take care of business?

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  13. Vera Waitress

    This guy is hilarious. Who cares where he faps?

    July 25, 2012 at 8:08 pm | Report abuse |
  14. numba

    posterity is very import in a relationship

    July 23, 2012 at 10:33 pm | Report abuse |
  15. Deep Sadness....

    the life most have and the life you don't.

    July 23, 2012 at 5:06 pm | Report abuse |

    let's see my life or yours. duh

    July 23, 2012 at 4:54 pm | Report abuse |
    • perdyFly

      He didn't get the memo: No more dressing up (or in this case, undressing) as charactors allowed in movie theatres.

      July 23, 2012 at 5:10 pm | Report abuse |
  17. Missknowitall

    So did the cops flip a coin to see who would handcuff him?

    July 23, 2012 at 4:31 pm | Report abuse |
  18. Missknowitall

    Fred!! Dont you have Skinemax or any pay-per-view cable????? You naughty boy you. LOL ..I still luv ya !

    July 23, 2012 at 4:29 pm | Report abuse |
  19. Michael peter Caliazzo

    He is a LOSER!

    July 23, 2012 at 1:53 pm | Report abuse |
  20. Jack Clauss

    He is a chocolate mess.

    July 23, 2012 at 1:52 pm | Report abuse |
  21. Pudder Peptski

    Cocaine is one hell of a drug-

    July 22, 2012 at 7:43 pm | Report abuse |
  22. el Rando

    A misunderstanding...Mr. Willard was merely taking in a movie while indulging in his favorite drink, the PeeWee Herman. You know, Jack & Squirt.

    July 22, 2012 at 2:20 pm | Report abuse |
  23. Julie

    Funny, funny comments!
    But worries me to think REAL crimes took place somewhere, while cops were busting him?
    OR did they watch the movie for so long that thought, damn...we better act as though we are working?
    AT LEAST I got some laughs for the waste of my tax money! (except for those that CAN'T leave politics out of anything!)
    Did NOT like this crap, with PeeWee either!!

    July 22, 2012 at 1:16 pm | Report abuse |
  24. jake

    elton john was sitting next to him

    July 21, 2012 at 7:50 pm | Report abuse |
  25. Michael Calaizzo

    They pick on Robert Blake, here is a sick person.

    July 21, 2012 at 10:42 am | Report abuse |
  26. John John

    Does anyone notice the irony. He gets busted for masturbation, while people are f***ing for real on screen.

    July 21, 2012 at 9:32 am | Report abuse |
  27. Jenny

    I had to check Imdb to realise where I knew him from – he was Amy's devoutly religious father (Robert's father-in-law) on Everybody Loves Raymond.

    July 21, 2012 at 6:30 am | Report abuse |
  28. PandoraDoggl

    Dang. He looks good for 72.

    July 20, 2012 at 2:28 pm | Report abuse |
  29. Pliny

    COP: "Mister Willard, you have the right to remain silent. "
    FRED: "Oh...Oh...Oh...aaaahhhhh!"
    FRED: "Wha happened?"

    July 20, 2012 at 1:12 pm | Report abuse |
  30. Joe

    I'm jerking it right now! Splurt!

    July 20, 2012 at 10:49 am | Report abuse |
  31. Love Rhino

    Did he wiggle his 75 year old pickle around in public?

    July 20, 2012 at 9:08 am | Report abuse |
  32. nemo0037

    Wait a sec... there are still "adult theaters" in this country? How do they survive when EVERYONE has computers and internet access??!?

    July 20, 2012 at 9:01 am | Report abuse |
  33. mikrik13

    It would seem Pee Wee has a new playmate. Much made about nothing. Certainly no children were present in an adult theater.

    July 20, 2012 at 8:48 am | Report abuse |
  34. stevensrmiller

    Can't run the full story on a "family-friendly" blog? Do you really think my ten-year-old son is reading your stuff? If so, put it on Cartoon Network so all the children can see it. If not, start treating us like the grown-ups we (mostly) are, and give us the actual facts. Smirking semi-metaphors like "his pants down" aren't journalism (and–news flash!–they don't fool ten-year-old boys, either).

    July 20, 2012 at 8:31 am | Report abuse |
  35. Dave

    Doesn't he own a computer?

    July 20, 2012 at 8:25 am | Report abuse |
  36. Jenny

    Why don't they have private cubicles?

    July 20, 2012 at 8:17 am | Report abuse |
  37. Ponter Bodditt

    Isn't jerking off in an adult movie theater the whole point of an adult movie theater? I mean seriously I can't imagine the vast majority of people who go to see porn in the theater are going as film enthusiasts. The only reason this is news is because Fred is a media personality.

    July 20, 2012 at 8:16 am | Report abuse |
  38. dave

    Apparently one officers "lewd conduct" is another man's "conduct."

    July 20, 2012 at 8:14 am | Report abuse |
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    July 20, 2012 at 8:12 am | Report abuse |
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    July 20, 2012 at 7:49 am | Report abuse |
  41. Syd

    Fred, Fred, Fred. There's an internet now. All the porn you want in the privacy of your own home.

    July 20, 2012 at 7:46 am | Report abuse |
  42. Bubba

    Wacking in a PORN theater? Good god whats next, teaching in schools?

    July 20, 2012 at 7:12 am | Report abuse |
    • Sun

      Now you're just being silly. you KNOW there's no teaching in public schools! (Was a teacher for 9 years)

      July 20, 2012 at 7:35 am | Report abuse |
    • Ramon Ramirez

      Just the thought of that is disturbing. people don't understand that having your own collection at home and whacking off in the comfort of your home is just the healthier way to go.

      July 20, 2012 at 7:51 am | Report abuse |
    • humtake

      Rofl!!! Good laugh first thing in the morning!

      July 20, 2012 at 8:26 am | Report abuse |
  43. Blah blah the wheel's off your trailer

    He flipped-flopped his meat and missed his safety-net, outsourcing the cop in the face! Haha!

    July 20, 2012 at 7:11 am | Report abuse |
  44. daveinla

    Guess Colorado wasn't the only theatre shooting.

    July 20, 2012 at 7:01 am | Report abuse |
  45. daveinla

    Was Pee-Wee Herman sitting next to him?

    July 20, 2012 at 6:55 am | Report abuse |
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    July 20, 2012 at 6:53 am | Report abuse |
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    July 20, 2012 at 6:38 am | Report abuse |
  48. S Kyle

    Who cares? Isn't this what guys do in adult theatres?

    July 20, 2012 at 6:27 am | Report abuse |

    Really? An older male masturbating in a porn theater is news? What the hell else is anyone expecting to go on there? I can't believe the idiot cop who arrested him. In a dark theater, with a film I'm sure theatergoers eyes didn't move away from, who would really see his exposed penis except a cop with nothing better to do? Please stop reporting nonsense.

    July 20, 2012 at 6:01 am | Report abuse |
  50. Scott Thrower

    Bettin' it was Juelz Ventura.........

    July 20, 2012 at 5:44 am | Report abuse |
  51. catch22nj

    According to eyewitnesses... "It was no big thing".

    July 20, 2012 at 5:43 am | Report abuse |
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    What do you expect from a guy named "Fred-dick Willy-ard"???

    July 20, 2012 at 5:28 am | Report abuse |
  53. Stankin Jankins

    I really hope he gets off on this one.

    July 20, 2012 at 5:20 am | Report abuse |
  54. jack

    The LAPD must be rolling in $$$$, if they can afford to have vice cops patrolling adult movie theaters,

    July 20, 2012 at 4:19 am | Report abuse |
  55. Max in AZ

    He is 72 for gods sakes! Give him a hand! Clapping that is...

    July 20, 2012 at 4:08 am | Report abuse |
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      July 20, 2012 at 1:06 pm | Report abuse |
  57. Bob Wilson

    Maybe he was just rehearsing for the sequel to "Best in Show."

    July 20, 2012 at 2:32 am | Report abuse |
    • Hobchob

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      July 20, 2012 at 4:13 am | Report abuse |
  58. joeblowski

    also, for the stupid redneck teatards– almost all perverts are republicans. GOP–gang of perverts. (of course teatardsgenerally don't even know what gop really means. that's why wsj stopped using the term. )

    July 20, 2012 at 2:09 am | Report abuse |
    • Callitasiseeit

      What are you babbling about you fool? You'd think with a name like yours, you'd have something else to do besides troll the web with complete stupidity.

      July 20, 2012 at 2:25 am | Report abuse |
    • joeretardski

      And what does this have to do with Fred Willard? Oh thats right, NOTHING. Please GOPuck yourself..

      July 20, 2012 at 7:04 am | Report abuse |
    • Red Neck

      LOL,, please get a grip on something other than your little head. Look at what it cost Williard. LIbtards are so freakin stupid!!

      July 20, 2012 at 8:11 am | Report abuse |
    • JCB

      Isn't GOP what Fred got all over his pants. Oops sorry, that was goop. Close though

      July 20, 2012 at 8:35 am | Report abuse |
  59. xfiler93

    just another deviant celeb. sickening.

    July 20, 2012 at 2:03 am | Report abuse |
  60. NJFin

    Man, you can't play with anything anymore.

    July 20, 2012 at 2:02 am | Report abuse |
  61. josh rogen

    this is why god invented the internet

    July 20, 2012 at 1:55 am | Report abuse |
  62. Jake

    He has to go to a theatre for porn, because those internets probably confuse him at his age.

    July 20, 2012 at 1:54 am | Report abuse |
  63. Jonboy

    Wha Happened?

    July 20, 2012 at 1:41 am | Report abuse |
  64. Brian

    Maybe Romney should pick Willard as his running mate. Politics seems to have no minimum standards in this country.

    July 20, 2012 at 1:27 am | Report abuse |
  65. SSampson

    That 'officer' is surely on a strange 'beat'....

    July 20, 2012 at 1:22 am | Report abuse |
  66. Jon

    What would Hank McDougall say?

    July 20, 2012 at 1:18 am | Report abuse |
  67. blessedgeek

    He looks like a 79 yo Mitt Romney.

    July 20, 2012 at 12:42 am | Report abuse |

      Fred Willard is spot on in every acting piece he does. His role in Roxanne with Steve Martin and his part in Best in Show are both toned right to eh exact place to be. Great job Willard, but at 72 years of age, how does one even keep a drive like that going.

      July 20, 2012 at 1:09 am | Report abuse |
  68. Fritz Sackman

    Ok first of all, kids dont read "blogs" with old men's faces on them. Second, this is supposed to be "news" right? If you have to censor the news to appease to the "family friendly" mass, something is seriously wrong with this country.

    July 20, 2012 at 12:41 am | Report abuse |
  69. pierce

    I guess the difference is Willy does it in public and the cops do it in public. You should know better, Willy.

    July 20, 2012 at 12:27 am | Report abuse |
    • Pierce

      What I meant is: Cops do it in private.


      July 20, 2012 at 12:28 am | Report abuse |
    • miscreantsall

      You were right the first time. Cops do do it in public. I know, I have family and friends that love to boast about it that are cops.

      Routine inspections………………….the cops are there for very specific reasons.

      July 20, 2012 at 2:38 am | Report abuse |
  70. freedomringingnow

    Why did Anne let Mitt go to such a bad place. He is running for leader of the free World. Not P e ter of the free WOrld.
    Granted the Republican party are di cks but really.

    I hope he gets off!

    July 20, 2012 at 12:20 am | Report abuse |
    • steveo

      apparently we was stopped before he got off, so both of your hopes were dashed.
      and I agree, are they so on top of real crime that they have resources to walk the aisles of wander-dom?

      July 20, 2012 at 8:31 am | Report abuse |
  71. Romney-Burns 2012

    Now what will old Mittens do for a body double!

    July 19, 2012 at 11:59 pm | Report abuse |
  72. don

    enough all ready..if he was at JC Pennys on a mattress you all would be disgusted,,he was in a place of business that you had to be of age to get in to. the theater was not a place to expose himself..nothing else..use your brain

    July 19, 2012 at 11:48 pm | Report abuse |
  73. who cares

    Who cares of Fred (and everyone else in the house) is choking the chicken? It's a porn theater for cryin' out loud. Don't the police have more important things to do? But Fred, have you tried the internet?

    July 19, 2012 at 11:39 pm | Report abuse |
    • busterbrown

      The only two dimwits are you and Fred. Porn theater or not, that is something you do in private, not in a public place.

      July 20, 2012 at 1:29 am | Report abuse |
  74. Jethro

    Didn't this cop have more important matters to attend to? I could care less if somebody is masturbating in a porn theater. Another dimwit trying to make a name for himself by busting a celebrity over nothing.

    July 19, 2012 at 11:33 pm | Report abuse |
  75. PhilG

    Fred,dude,the internet is choked with free porn.

    Why would you "shift your gears" in public?

    Must have been the cough syrup and prozac

    July 19, 2012 at 11:30 pm | Report abuse |
  76. crystaldawnmiller

    The most I learned from this article is that he's 72! That is actually shocking.

    July 19, 2012 at 11:24 pm | Report abuse |
  77. burt

    ok what was the cop doing in the fun house anyway wink wink.

    July 19, 2012 at 11:21 pm | Report abuse |
  78. Rick

    What a bunch of crap. Got no problem talking about everything from wardrobe malfunctions to Sandusky but now you're a family friendly blog?

    July 19, 2012 at 11:20 pm | Report abuse |
    • Sue H

      This man has always been creepy. He really does creepy well on the Tonight Show. I get goosebumps just looking at the old perv. The GB are from being sick at my stomach and wanting to barf.

      July 20, 2012 at 2:33 am | Report abuse |
  79. freelance7

    This is just what ruined Paul Herman's (Pee Wee Herman) career, when he he had a kid's show going that kids and parents loved.

    July 19, 2012 at 11:10 pm | Report abuse |
  80. jenny

    Leave the man alone. All the seriously bad stuff happening out there, and THAT'S what our tax dollars are being spent on? It's an adult theater–who's going to be corrupted by seeing Mr. Willard's willie? That's what adult theaters are FOR. Go arrest someone who's doing something WRONG.

    July 19, 2012 at 11:09 pm | Report abuse |
  81. RVS

    What interests me about this is the almost universal amazement at his ability to find life below his navel at 72! I'm 76 and guarantee you the duck still stands at attention and yells AFLACK when its been petted enough!

    July 19, 2012 at 11:08 pm | Report abuse |
  82. A Quatroni

    Your tax dollars hard at work again.

    July 19, 2012 at 11:05 pm | Report abuse |
  83. garwin1

    Fred was just playing submarine rescue and it was his job to release the seamen.

    July 19, 2012 at 11:00 pm | Report abuse |
  84. sfarley

    Stupid cop. What did he expect to find, an opportunity to get noticed for busting a likeable celebrity who happens to have a penis with needs? I'll bet he has his own needs, but clearly no penis empathy.
    So, who's the real jerk-off?

    July 19, 2012 at 10:50 pm | Report abuse |
  85. jj

    If Fred wasn't 'working vigorously', they might not have noticed him. Is this really something cops need to be doing with their time? Maybe using their time to find gang activity and drug wholesalers would be more productive.
    Oh, that's dangerous, and requires real work!

    July 19, 2012 at 10:45 pm | Report abuse |
    • brian

      of course. If the police weren't trolling the adult theaters for guys taking care of themselves, they might have to go deal with real criminals. Those are dangerous and carry guns

      July 19, 2012 at 11:09 pm | Report abuse |
  86. 666metal

    I think the cops are the real sickos here.

    July 19, 2012 at 10:33 pm | Report abuse |
  87. JeffinIL

    I'm more concerned with the behavior of the jack-offs in DC.

    Why is anyone wasting time on this? This is the "crime" we all need to worry about? Really?

    July 19, 2012 at 10:08 pm | Report abuse |
    • NateCl

      I agree. Who cares if this guy was doing the no pants dance. There are far more pressing issues.

      July 19, 2012 at 10:14 pm | Report abuse |
  88. tvnutt

    I always found him a bit creepy. Regardless, I don't consider an adult theatre a public place. you pay to go in there, in the dark, what do they expect people to do when watching porn? You have to be a certain age to get in. It's not like he was doing it in a public park, a parking lot outside a school or at a public movie theatre. Give him a break!

    July 19, 2012 at 10:01 pm | Report abuse |
  89. Ray

    I like this comment-"TMZ has a more detailed description that we can't run on a family-friendly blog ... ". This is a rag website so who cares what is put down on any board. Do you think 12 and 13 yr olds don't know how to curse or say bad words? I hate the media and anyone else who try to sanitize language/entertainment in everyday life. It is part of our daily lives so get used to it and stop being hard up on your morals. Your children will know how to speak in general if you just raise them right and explain to them right from wrong.

    July 19, 2012 at 10:00 pm | Report abuse |
  90. eric

    Wha' Happened??

    July 19, 2012 at 9:57 pm | Report abuse |
    • Jambi the Genie in a box

      "We will be working vigorously to clear his name in this matter.”

      Meanwhile in a sleazy L.A. porn theater: Fred saw no harm in working vigorously to clear his main vein of some matter...

      He got caught doing the Pee Wee Shuffle.

      July 20, 2012 at 12:44 am | Report abuse |
  91. mikzyspitlik

    Just use the internet. I'm jerkin right now haha

    July 19, 2012 at 9:56 pm | Report abuse |
  92. outawork

    Buy a dvd player and you do whatever you want in the privacy of your own home. Remember Pee-Wee Herman?

    July 19, 2012 at 9:55 pm | Report abuse |
  93. Joe H

    The guy is 72... If he can still get it up, he should be rewarded with a medal, not shackles and a jumpsuit. Keep shining the whistle Freddy!

    July 19, 2012 at 9:39 pm | Report abuse |
    • Jambi the Genie in a box

      He would also have an extra place to hang those medals.
      That's usin' yer noodle Fred!


      July 20, 2012 at 12:51 am | Report abuse |
  94. Joe B

    It's Obama's fault.

    July 19, 2012 at 9:37 pm | Report abuse |
  95. johnquepubliq

    In other news, filming on Fred Willard's next move, "The Yank", will continue on schedule...

    July 19, 2012 at 9:36 pm | Report abuse |
  96. barack2012

    Reblogged this on

    July 19, 2012 at 9:32 pm | Report abuse |

    Lets all pull for Fred

    July 19, 2012 at 9:30 pm | Report abuse |
    • steveo

      "Lets all pull for Fred"? -think Fred has been hard at work pulling (for) himself. that was the genesis of the problem.
      there are some pretty funny people responding here....I far more enjoy the humor than the (non) news.

      July 20, 2012 at 8:37 am | Report abuse |
  98. moi

    He was making like Pee Wee and playing with his wee wee.

    July 19, 2012 at 9:22 pm | Report abuse |
  99. ChoznFrzn

    Article concludes with Fred's lawyer stating ".....we will be working vigorously to clear his name."
    Sounds like Mr. Willard was already working something vigorously.......

    July 19, 2012 at 9:15 pm | Report abuse |
  100. WorstLighning

    Whatever the guy has been Married for 30 something years. I think you deserve a jerk after that time, public or not.

    July 19, 2012 at 9:10 pm | Report abuse |
  101. PeeWee

    "I'd rather mop floors at a peep show."

    July 19, 2012 at 9:01 pm | Report abuse |
  102. chedar888

    This is what happen when you take Viagra folks.

    July 19, 2012 at 8:56 pm | Report abuse |
  103. Old BagLady

    Sheesh! I thought he was dead.

    July 19, 2012 at 8:47 pm | Report abuse |
  104. scott

    Thank God He is off the streets!!!!!!!!!Sounds like he may be on the floor though......

    July 19, 2012 at 8:27 pm | Report abuse |
  105. .

    Imagine being 78 years old and getting busted for chokin' yer chikn in an x rated flophouse?

    Just shoot me.

    July 19, 2012 at 8:24 pm | Report abuse |
  106. HuPhartNgau

    I was SURE Fred was a weenie wagger.

    July 19, 2012 at 8:20 pm | Report abuse |
  107. Partial_M

    Hey, if he can still has the, um, motivation to do that at the age of 72, then he doesn't need jail time, he needs a reward!

    July 19, 2012 at 8:11 pm | Report abuse |
  108. Corey C.

    Why won't they say who "released" him?

    July 19, 2012 at 8:04 pm | Report abuse |
  109. markfallai

    Best in Slow.

    July 19, 2012 at 8:02 pm | Report abuse |
  110. Dave

    The ULTIMATE victimless crime. For crying out loud, don't the police have more important things to take care of?

    July 19, 2012 at 7:54 pm | Report abuse |
  111. albert

    Pretty immature for an old man. That act is only for losers who cant find women.

    July 19, 2012 at 7:53 pm | Report abuse |
    • old and wise

      Something tells me that you are a member of that club.

      July 19, 2012 at 9:37 pm | Report abuse |
    • Urpathetic

      Sounds like you would know. Only mom fapping basement dwellers post what a loser they think everyone else is. Bet old Freds got a better s#x life than you and your Suzy doll have..

      July 20, 2012 at 7:09 am | Report abuse |
  112. Margo

    he's done some funny tv work..i'm sorry this happened..but geez ... hellooooooooooooo TV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

    July 19, 2012 at 7:46 pm | Report abuse |
  113. Shelby

    Fred!!! We have the internet now! Stay home!

    July 19, 2012 at 7:35 pm | Report abuse |
  114. imalyricalgangster

    OK, I'm confused here... Willard was arrested for masterbating in AN ADULT THEATRE. Isn't that what you are supposed to be doing in an adult theatre anyway?!

    July 19, 2012 at 7:34 pm | Report abuse |
  115. terrence baker

    he should've gone to a jamaican restaurant instead, they would've jerked his chicken & tossed his salads. cuz tossed salad beats the meat anytime.

    July 19, 2012 at 7:27 pm | Report abuse |
  116. Mickey

    "Adult Theater" vs home and dvd player.

    Some of this type of behavior is that it's dangerous and public – someone might see.

    Yeppers! See and be Se man!

    July 19, 2012 at 7:27 pm | Report abuse |
  117. Bill Gannon

    This sounds like it is straight out of "Fernwood Tonight"

    July 19, 2012 at 7:18 pm | Report abuse |
  118. Piranha

    At least they let him finish, give him a tissue and some hand sanitizer.

    July 19, 2012 at 7:17 pm | Report abuse |
  119. Tom

    Just when u need an usher, u can't find one

    July 19, 2012 at 7:10 pm | Report abuse |
  120. modern family

    Why the hell does anybody still go to these places. You can get porn anywhere. Wake up perverts.

    July 19, 2012 at 7:09 pm | Report abuse |
  121. DM

    That's what you are supposed to do in an adult theater! leave the guy alone!

    July 19, 2012 at 7:06 pm | Report abuse |
  122. Donald in CA

    This is what happens when a person gets old and try to stay revelent. The retirement life isnt that bad.

    July 19, 2012 at 6:56 pm | Report abuse |
  123. 22X Poorer

    Pullin' a Pee Wee Herman!

    July 19, 2012 at 6:52 pm | Report abuse |
  124. chefjeff

    Somewhere in the world Paul Reubens is sitting there shaking his head and muttering 'shameful,...just shamefull'

    July 19, 2012 at 6:50 pm | Report abuse |
  125. Jamie Lee's Glassware Blog

    Reblogged this on The Glass Mall and commented:
    Just sickening to picture this guy doing anything even REMOTELY "lewd". Give him the death penalty!

    July 19, 2012 at 6:49 pm | Report abuse |
  126. Earnest T Bass

    slip sliding away & on & on & on.Yes Yes Yes YES Ah!

    July 19, 2012 at 6:46 pm | Report abuse |
    • Vidal Demonti

      On a seriuose note – why in the world would any police officer go in to an adult theater to arrest a person that is there for that sole purpose to satisfy one of humans most natural desires? I am totally perplexed by the LA police departments policy... it's immoral for the to go after people that are not committing a crime – and wacking off in the "privacy" of one of those discusting theaters is definitely – in my eyes – NOT a crime. I would sue the department for harassement and give them a real "hard on" – sorry "hard time" hehehehe – Fred, dom't you worry, you will still have friends after this episode – sorry about he troubles do amigo....

      July 19, 2012 at 7:09 pm | Report abuse |
  127. GB

    Grown man + not molesting kids= 100% his business. Cops should have better things to do.

    July 19, 2012 at 6:45 pm | Report abuse |
    • 123elle

      Exactly. What business was it of anybody to humiliate and shame him for not harming a soul? I wonder at the small mind and bitter heart who went after him. It's cruel to smear a person this way for doing something that any decent-hearted person would have permitted to remain confidential.

      July 19, 2012 at 7:07 pm | Report abuse |
    • JustMe

      Seriously. With all the real crime and innocent victims in the world...? If anyone in an adult theater is going to be offended by THAT they're in the wrong place.

      July 19, 2012 at 7:07 pm | Report abuse |
  128. decredico

    Pics or it didn't happen.

    July 19, 2012 at 6:35 pm | Report abuse |
    • DGS

      With internet the you don't really Theatres anymore. Not That I would know anything about that first hand. I'm usually on Disney .com or gardeining websites. OK my wife left the room.... heres some sites I recommend. Oh Crap she's back gotta go

      July 19, 2012 at 6:41 pm | Report abuse |
    • aertzc


      July 19, 2012 at 6:49 pm | Report abuse |
  129. cpc65

    Can't he afford a DVD player or internet connection?

    July 19, 2012 at 6:31 pm | Report abuse |
  130. drwhoo

    Moral of the story : A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.

    July 19, 2012 at 6:26 pm | Report abuse |
  131. cm

    meanwhile, 3 blocks over a man was being shot to death... but at least fred didn't make a mess.

    July 19, 2012 at 6:24 pm | Report abuse |
    • cpc65

      I suppose that depends on how far along he was before the cops interrupted him.

      July 19, 2012 at 6:30 pm | Report abuse |
  132. evolved one

    Fred ain't dead......hehehe

    July 19, 2012 at 6:24 pm | Report abuse |
  133. Hitman

    I wonder if he buttered his own popcorn!!! Lol!!

    July 19, 2012 at 6:16 pm | Report abuse |
  134. moribundman

    There shall be no stand-up comedians allowed in the porn theater!

    July 19, 2012 at 6:15 pm | Report abuse |
    • OhYea

      Thought that was the point of being in a porn theater, making it stand up!

      July 19, 2012 at 7:55 pm | Report abuse |
  135. Hitman

    What a waste of taxpayer money!!!

    July 19, 2012 at 6:13 pm | Report abuse |
  136. Hitman


    July 19, 2012 at 6:11 pm | Report abuse |
  137. Susan

    It was an ADULT THEATRE, was it not? Leave him alone! What were the police doing in there, anyway?

    July 19, 2012 at 6:10 pm | Report abuse |
  138. delilah

    So, he took a leak against a public street sign? Right? So what? Leave him alone.

    July 19, 2012 at 6:07 pm | Report abuse |
  139. somebody

    He just trying to get to his happy place....

    July 19, 2012 at 6:07 pm | Report abuse |
  140. Kodak

    Officer: "dude, that chiken ur chokin musta been full of puss!"

    July 19, 2012 at 6:06 pm | Report abuse |
  141. DJ Reality

    Assault with a dead weapon?

    July 19, 2012 at 5:59 pm | Report abuse |
  142. JellyBean

    Where does someone find theatres like this? I'd like to experience this first-hand.

    July 19, 2012 at 5:58 pm | Report abuse |
  143. goodegyptian

    Wow, Mitt Romney just got arrested?! LMAO!

    July 19, 2012 at 5:54 pm | Report abuse |
  144. anobody

    Just think of the guy that had to cuff him. How does that conversation go?

    July 19, 2012 at 5:52 pm | Report abuse |
    • £

      Lmao.. I wonder if the cop wore Cuff him with sticky fingers..oooo the visual.lmpao

      July 19, 2012 at 6:25 pm | Report abuse |
  145. lamb

    Good for Fred! Keeping an active lifestyle at 72. More seniors should follow his lead.

    July 19, 2012 at 5:51 pm | Report abuse |
  146. JOHN P


    July 19, 2012 at 5:51 pm | Report abuse |
    • Clark

      Great comment. Laughed my ass off. I agree. What else are you suppose to be doing at an Adult Theater. Also, how was that the police office was just driving by? Seems like you would have to go from seat to seat to find any "wrong doing" 🙂

      July 19, 2012 at 5:58 pm | Report abuse |
    • InMyHappyPlace

      Yeah except one wiener is still wrapped and garnished.

      July 19, 2012 at 5:58 pm | Report abuse |
    • Julie

      FUNNY!! big Fword a person gets very friendly with himself! Who cares!

      July 22, 2012 at 12:52 pm | Report abuse |
  147. Derek

    I clicked on this story because I'm a fan of Willard. Honestly, though – who cares about this "scandal"? Prudes and people who want to laugh at other people's loneliness and/or pain.

    July 19, 2012 at 5:50 pm | Report abuse |
  148. Rob

    He should be commended for hopefully still being able to get it up at his age....

    July 19, 2012 at 5:49 pm | Report abuse |
  149. TMan

    Let's give Fred Willard a hand folks!

    July 19, 2012 at 5:46 pm | Report abuse |
  150. anon

    by the way writer of the article..i heard its now official called pulling a herman if you cant think of a proper name for a lewd act.

    July 19, 2012 at 5:44 pm | Report abuse |
  151. Frank

    Fred was still the best on "Fernwood Tonight" with Marty Mull.

    July 19, 2012 at 5:43 pm | Report abuse |
  152. Kennebunk

    He's in legal trouble now, but I think he can shake it off.

    July 19, 2012 at 5:43 pm | Report abuse |
  153. Austin

    Jesus, just buy a laptop.

    July 19, 2012 at 5:43 pm | Report abuse |
  154. jon

    Most definitely a Liberal

    July 19, 2012 at 5:41 pm | Report abuse |
    • Absolutely a Liberal

      No doubt about it. Shameful Hollywood Liberal.

      July 19, 2012 at 5:48 pm | Report abuse |
    • Steve

      Think back! Most of those caught with their pants down were certainly far from the so called "liberal". How quickly we forget about Senators and Pastors.

      July 19, 2012 at 6:02 pm | Report abuse |
  155. Suckrates

    Uhhh...isn't that what an adult theater is for?

    July 19, 2012 at 5:41 pm | Report abuse |
  156. Olaf Big

    Choking the chicken in an adult theater? Scandalous! I thought people go there to play chess or meditate in the dark...

    July 19, 2012 at 5:40 pm | Report abuse |
  157. midnitejax

    Pee Wee Herman now has a brother at arms.....or hands as it appears to be.

    July 19, 2012 at 5:39 pm | Report abuse |
  158. Brenda

    The floors in that complex are gross. I prefer a more 'upper crust' establishment in which to watch my porn.

    July 19, 2012 at 5:36 pm | Report abuse |
  159. STLBroker

    Lewd conduct in a porn theatre! What is this country coming to?

    July 19, 2012 at 5:35 pm | Report abuse |
  160. My 2 pennies

    Pants on the ground, pants on the ground, sitting at the movies with your pants on the ground....

    July 19, 2012 at 5:34 pm | Report abuse |
  161. bernie

    With all the internet porn..... why!?

    July 19, 2012 at 5:32 pm | Report abuse |
  162. omegarising

    I like a man who takes matters into his own hands.

    July 19, 2012 at 5:32 pm | Report abuse |
  163. Edward S.

    Family friendly blog? I wouldn't let my kids anywhere near, which has become a sensational headlining click w-h-o-r-e.

    July 19, 2012 at 5:30 pm | Report abuse |
  164. Rob

    LOOK at these comments and tell yourself; the dumbing down of America is complete, it can't possibly get any worst.

    July 19, 2012 at 5:29 pm | Report abuse |
  165. Texan

    Didn't he play a lewd Santa Claus on "The Closer"? Maybe he was practicing for a new role.

    July 19, 2012 at 5:29 pm | Report abuse |
  166. JellyBean

    Anyone else kinda turned on by this?

    July 19, 2012 at 5:27 pm | Report abuse |
  167. LetThe JokesBegin

    Fred put the "Ew" in lewd.

    July 19, 2012 at 5:27 pm | Report abuse |
  168. Stevo

    Fred was collecting material for his next gig: Jackhammers

    July 19, 2012 at 5:26 pm | Report abuse |
  169. D. Hurley

    Sad .... you'd think he could afford one of Charlie Sheen's companions instead of resorting to this...

    July 19, 2012 at 5:25 pm | Report abuse |
  170. n2it

    Sounds like a "sting" operation. Good work boys. I feel so much safer now.

    July 19, 2012 at 5:23 pm | Report abuse |
  171. Michael

    Anybody that old and still able to get it up ought to be able to expose it any time he wants, as long as the children are protected.

    July 19, 2012 at 5:21 pm | Report abuse |
  172. alldebs

    A 78 yr old man doing that in a PUBLIC place is just gross. He has money...why didn't her just rent a porn in the comfort of his own home??

    July 19, 2012 at 5:21 pm | Report abuse |
    • meh

      "Public place?" You do know what an "adult theatre" is.... and what its for, right?

      July 19, 2012 at 5:30 pm | Report abuse |
  173. MotoPhoto

    I've four words for you, Mr. Willard: you porn dot com

    July 19, 2012 at 5:19 pm | Report abuse |
  174. James

    It was Bushes fault...

    July 19, 2012 at 5:18 pm | Report abuse |
  175. The Notorious

    I love that this is a "Family Friendly Blog". Yeah because tons of young kids are surfing CNN.

    July 19, 2012 at 5:18 pm | Report abuse |
  176. rock one

    I heard they didn't have to handcuff him! They had him hold his hands together until they were glued!

    July 19, 2012 at 5:15 pm | Report abuse |

      He is 72 years old. Are you sure that this isn't just something that was on his bucket list?

      July 19, 2012 at 5:24 pm | Report abuse |
  177. Nate

    What is an "all do respect" This is trash. The editor should be fired. It is all due respect.

    July 19, 2012 at 5:12 pm | Report abuse |
  178. yourmom

    They still have p0rn0 theaters?

    July 19, 2012 at 5:11 pm | Report abuse |
    • masterbater

      I don't understand...did he have his pantz down and dog was sucking his joint???

      July 19, 2012 at 5:17 pm | Report abuse |
    • Dude

      Of course they do. They are advertised in phone booths and cobbler's shops.

      July 19, 2012 at 5:53 pm | Report abuse |
  179. DM

    May we assume the theatre was "standing room only"?

    July 19, 2012 at 5:08 pm | Report abuse |
    • alumette

      very good. Peewee got into a lot of trouble when he did that. Let's see if times have changed......

      July 19, 2012 at 5:14 pm | Report abuse |
  180. Jack Meoff

    Someone please show Mr. Willard how to use the interwebs... STAT!

    July 19, 2012 at 5:07 pm | Report abuse |
  181. fritz

    So are there porn cops that roam adult theatres looking for lewdness from customers? Not sure what that's all about. Fredd better look out for those guys next time he wants to do a lewd thing whatever that is.

    July 19, 2012 at 5:06 pm | Report abuse |
    • evensteven

      Was that picture of him taken before or after?

      He'll be sentenced to 40 hours community service at the theater scrubbing the ceilings . . .

      July 19, 2012 at 10:11 pm | Report abuse |
  182. lance corporal

    really??? our police don't have real work???
    they have time to HANG OUT in adult theaters and harass guys jerking????

    this guy was not in a park by a school etc, WHO CARES????
    and more importantly why are we wasting our resources on this nonsense??????

    July 19, 2012 at 5:05 pm | Report abuse |
    • alumette

      I am with you there. Why are cops wasting our tax $ to check on these places.....please....get out there and look for the real offenders.

      July 19, 2012 at 5:17 pm | Report abuse |
    • phoodphite

      Yeah – I always wonder when I hear about this kind of thing what real crime is going unnoticed whilst police are tending to such incidents.

      July 19, 2012 at 5:21 pm | Report abuse |
    • alpeaston

      Missing children, murderers, drug traffickers, rapists, child molesters, con men, terrorists, and this cop thought it was a productive use of the governments time and money to arrest an old man yanking his dong in an adult movie theater?

      Great use of time and resources!

      July 19, 2012 at 6:13 pm | Report abuse |
  183. Primal 4 Life

    Umm, there is this thing called the internet. All the pr0n you could want, AT HOME YOU DOLT!

    July 19, 2012 at 5:05 pm | Report abuse |
  184. toydrum

    I assume his reason for a well-known person doing this in a public theater rather than at home with a video or the internet is the secret thrill of possibly getting caught. Well, I guess he got his little fantasy now.

    Still, I can't imagine much more gross than going into one of those places and sitting in a seat where someone else may have just "shared his contribution". Yuck.

    July 19, 2012 at 5:03 pm | Report abuse |
  185. Ted

    "There She Blows!" it was a big hit in Mighty Wind.

    July 19, 2012 at 5:03 pm | Report abuse |
  186. Danimal

    Thanks Obama!

    July 19, 2012 at 5:03 pm | Report abuse |
  187. NorCalMojo

    To each their own. I would have thought the internet killed the adult theater business, but apparently not.

    July 19, 2012 at 5:01 pm | Report abuse |
  188. When a Repub does this he has a "WIDE STANCE"

    Or was he "Hiking the Appalachian Trail"?

    July 19, 2012 at 5:01 pm | Report abuse |
  189. james

    Must have been a good movie.

    July 19, 2012 at 5:01 pm | Report abuse |
  190. Scott

    Yeah right, the police were doing a routine inspection. These cops are a real discrace in this country anymore. Next they will going into a bar and arresting you for drinking. The only one's that should be embarrased are the cops who should go get a real job like a real man.

    July 19, 2012 at 5:00 pm | Report abuse |
  191. slupdawg

    Somehow, I don't see there being hundreds of Fred Willard jokes being batted around.

    July 19, 2012 at 4:57 pm | Report abuse |
  192. douglas powell

    i just saw a film about all the closeted reps who are freaks and got caught and exposed...(and there are a lot) so mad rapp3r what r u talking even have stolen your name..mad rapp3r from people who support obama...go back to school racist dog..

    July 19, 2012 at 4:55 pm | Report abuse |
  193. Rick

    whats the big deal every one does it, I do it at least twice a day

    July 19, 2012 at 4:54 pm | Report abuse |
  194. Willy

    "Trust us with your life" will now have be re-vamped as "Trust us with your willy"......

    July 19, 2012 at 4:51 pm | Report abuse |
  195. FedUpwithLA

    Fred Willard was always kind of weird anyway, wasn't he?

    July 19, 2012 at 4:50 pm | Report abuse |
  196. chris

    O man another peewee herman

    July 19, 2012 at 4:48 pm | Report abuse |
  197. Tyler

    ADULT THEATER!? What you think you do there.... and why would the police go in there? LOL?

    July 19, 2012 at 4:46 pm | Report abuse |
    • doitagain27

      That was my first thought as well-you can't engage in lewd behavior in an ADULT theatre? Lame. It's not like he was hurting anyone, just abusing himself 😉

      July 19, 2012 at 4:58 pm | Report abuse |
    • dman

      LAPD-they were there for the payola and free b.j.

      July 19, 2012 at 5:09 pm | Report abuse |
  198. Kevin Nivek

    God bless ya, Fred. At 72 you can still get it up.

    July 19, 2012 at 4:31 pm | Report abuse |
    • alumette

      seems like the problem may be getting it down.....if your erection lasts longer than 4 hours....go to the nearest ER. Got to love the Pharma.....

      July 19, 2012 at 5:19 pm | Report abuse |
  199. ooh yeah baby!

    I just don't understand why someone would pay to go to a theater to do this when we all have the Internet and you can get whatever you want whenever you want for free and in private. I just did it and I might just do it again right now!

    July 19, 2012 at 4:17 pm | Report abuse |
    • T-Man

      Apparently you're not married or have kids or grandkids if you think you can just do anything you want with an internet connection anytime you want in your house.

      July 19, 2012 at 6:15 pm | Report abuse |
  200. W.G.

    Was he "Punishing the pope " ??

    July 19, 2012 at 4:01 pm | Report abuse |
  201. 1twinsfan

    Witnesses were unable to confirm if Willard actually had that "reduction" surgery mentioned in Waiting for Guffman.

    July 19, 2012 at 3:59 pm | Report abuse |
  202. Joe

    What the hell do you expect someone in an adult theater to do???? Cop probably wanted a BoJay and when he said no was arrested.

    July 19, 2012 at 3:49 pm | Report abuse |
  203. OkayMan

    Let me get this straight. A grown man in an adult place touched his own ADULT dingaling and was arrested! Please somebody point out the crime to me.

    July 19, 2012 at 3:32 pm | Report abuse |
  204. Larry Moniz

    When it comes to high quality law enforcement, this ranks right down at the bottom next to the Rodney King incident. There must be far too many cops in LA if they have the time to routinely check on adult porn theaters rather than solving rape, child molestation, armed robbery, murder and terrorism cases in Los Angeles. Sounds like there are at least 20 percent too many cops in LA if this is what they have to do to meet arrest quotas. This again shows the most professional cop in LA history was Badge 714, Sgt. Joe Friday (Jack Webb).

    July 19, 2012 at 3:06 pm | Report abuse |
  205. TH

    @Mad Rapp3r - oh, you mean like Catholic priests who would have given their eye teeth for Santorum to be President?

    July 19, 2012 at 3:05 pm | Report abuse |
  206. TH

    If you read the TMZ story, they say "it was a quick release ...". Wow – I feel sorry for his wife.

    July 19, 2012 at 3:02 pm | Report abuse |
  207. T

    In memory of Observer

    Stupid liberal stooge.

    Oh come on you know that you like this...........liberal yea, what about the congress man that was in the restroom sucking another man you know what........what about the one in LA screwing everything he can get his hands on,,,,,,come on know. All of the above were REP..........stop the bull...................

    July 19, 2012 at 2:34 pm | Report abuse |
    • Mr. Senator

      lets not forget about the senator who has a wide stance while taking a dump... 😀

      July 19, 2012 at 3:20 pm | Report abuse |
    • Joel W

      I would prefer congress screw people they could "get their hands on". Maybe then they would leave me alone................

      July 19, 2012 at 4:57 pm | Report abuse |
  208. Eagles Nest

    I think it is a good show. Me and my sister watch it every week.

    July 19, 2012 at 2:33 pm | Report abuse |
  209. Gotta ASK

    .... so Willard was petting 'Ben"?

    July 19, 2012 at 2:04 pm | Report abuse |
  210. Jessica

    I heard he is a big democratic party supporter. He's probably shaking Obama's hand right now.

    July 19, 2012 at 1:46 pm | Report abuse |
    • Care Bear

      Ewww with sticky fingers

      July 19, 2012 at 2:24 pm | Report abuse |
    • Tree

      yea, while he shaking Obama are selling yourself to Romey. Easy Sale , i got a dime......

      July 19, 2012 at 2:27 pm | Report abuse |
    • WhatThe?

      Aaaaaaand what exactly do his political preferences have to do with anything?? Dummy!

      July 19, 2012 at 2:29 pm | Report abuse |
    • AmazedinFL

      As opposed to Republicans like Craig who get caught engaged in the very acts they're hypocritically trying to legislate out of other people's private bedrooms.

      July 19, 2012 at 4:50 pm | Report abuse |
  211. albigeasy

    Must be friends with PeeWee Herman. Hopefully this will end his stint as host of new show "Trust Us With Your Life", as he is horrible as the host of what could otherwise be a really good show.

    July 19, 2012 at 1:26 pm | Report abuse |
  212. anobody

    He was doing research for his next movie which is currently in pre-production it's called "The Yank" Look it up on IMDB its true!

    July 19, 2012 at 1:25 pm | Report abuse |
    • Santa

      I think if they re-arrest him for fear of skipping town......The movie will be "Free Willard" ..

      July 19, 2012 at 5:27 pm | Report abuse |
  213. Mad Rapp3r

    I bet he is an obama supporter.

    July 19, 2012 at 12:49 pm | Report abuse |
    • £

      Lmfpao ! W t f does Obama have to do with him jerking

      July 19, 2012 at 12:58 pm | Report abuse |
    • Mad Rapp3r

      I think it's cause most pervz are Obama supporters.

      July 19, 2012 at 1:40 pm | Report abuse |
    • £

      Okay then. If you say

      July 19, 2012 at 1:48 pm | Report abuse |
    • Boo

      and I'll be that if you had a brain you'd be dangerous..........

      July 19, 2012 at 1:53 pm | Report abuse |
    • Boo

      And I"ll bet if you and rest of these m o r o ns commenting had brains, you'd all be dangerous

      July 19, 2012 at 1:54 pm | Report abuse |
    • Tree

      Silly you , wants does this has to do with Obama. If he is so what ! You really don't want to go there because those REP .......are...... say what!

      July 19, 2012 at 2:24 pm | Report abuse |
    • Blah blah the wheel's off your trailer

      An Obama supporter? Really? LOL...his name is Willard! LOL!

      July 20, 2012 at 7:40 am | Report abuse |
    • Blah blah the wheel's off your trailer

      An Obama supporter? Really? LOL...his name is Willard...LOL!

      July 20, 2012 at 7:46 am | Report abuse |
  214. The Finnisher

    I'd have finished right on the cops.

    July 19, 2012 at 12:39 pm | Report abuse |
  215. Beautiful Vixen

    Guys are just disgusting. I bet most of the 'little' boys from the WyWW blog do the exact same thing.

    July 19, 2012 at 12:22 pm | Report abuse |
    • Nibble nuts

      Lol..oh I'm sure there is a lot of beating on the salmaies on there.

      July 19, 2012 at 12:55 pm | Report abuse |
    • Pliny

      Oh...and you are gonna tell us that you've never rubbed the little man in the boat.

      Women are just as bad as guys. I purchased a shower massage for my wife.
      She loves it. She literally is climbing the walls over it.
      Maybe I should have purchased the hand-held model.

      July 20, 2012 at 1:20 pm | Report abuse |
  216. lorri

    Oh that is just disgusting, an adult going into and adult porn movie doing what people go in there to do, what do you thing they go in there to do eat popcorn. Gimme of break those gross sick ass movies shouldn't be legal anyway. But because of freedom of speech always protecrting people so they can make money and me asses this guy has to have the whole world know what he did. I think they should outlaw these places. Instead of plastering a mans life all over the media.

    July 19, 2012 at 12:10 pm | Report abuse |
    • lorri

      sorry about all the typos was to mad at the hypocrisy to proof read before I posted.

      July 19, 2012 at 12:16 pm | Report abuse |
    • CherokeeEgr

      Wow I can't say s e x? OKAY then. Let's try this.

      Lorri you are SO right, outlaw these nasty movies and the nasty places they show them. Oh and while we're at it we should outlaw romance novels and adult toy shops, yes?

      July 19, 2012 at 5:12 pm | Report abuse |
    • Dude

      Porn is AWESOME though! lol dude just shoulda kept it at home though

      July 19, 2012 at 6:04 pm | Report abuse |
  217. Desdemona

    That must be so embarrassing getting caught with your hands in the Good l•rd..he couldn't have hold out until he got home? I actually feel sorry for the guy.

    July 19, 2012 at 11:47 am | Report abuse |
  218. Jack Hand

    Who still goes to jackhand theaters? It's the 21st century people.

    July 19, 2012 at 11:24 am | Report abuse |
  219. ron31

    Sounds like someone has been talking to Pee Wee Herman.........

    July 19, 2012 at 11:22 am | Report abuse |
    • PeeWee Herman

      Well, if he'd talked to me, he wouldn't have gotten caught! I learned that lesson the "hard" way, too.

      July 19, 2012 at 4:18 pm | Report abuse |
  220. holdem

    Nothing wrong with playing "whack-a-mole" in a dark theater where there are no children. What are cops doing inside a privately owned adult theater anyway? "Routine inspection"....yeah right.

    July 19, 2012 at 11:19 am | Report abuse |
    • sam

      He's a celebrity. Security probably recognized him and when they saw that he was doing what every single other person there was doing, they thought "HEADLINE NEWS!".

      I would honestly be more concerned if they found someone at an adult theater who wasn't doing anything lewd.

      July 19, 2012 at 3:06 pm | Report abuse |
  221. Desdemona


    July 19, 2012 at 11:14 am | Report abuse |
  222. PeeWee Herman

    Now, I'm not alone! What's wrong with playing with Mr. Winky anyway?

    July 19, 2012 at 11:09 am | Report abuse |
    • jim

      yes you aren't along, but you'd think after you PeeWee he'd be doing it at home to a DVD

      July 19, 2012 at 11:36 am | Report abuse |
  223. In memory of Observer

    Stupid liberal stooge.

    July 19, 2012 at 11:05 am | Report abuse |
    • Ricky L

      As long as he didn't have a boy sitting on his lap like that stalwart Repblican, Jerry Sandusky, I don't care.

      July 19, 2012 at 4:55 pm | Report abuse |
    • shipwreck73

      Stupid blog commenter

      July 20, 2012 at 9:48 am | Report abuse |

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