Today's news you might've missed:
- Alec Baldwin is set to tie the knot with Hilaria Thomas this Saturday, June 30. An early congrats to the couple!
- Usher has been granted a temporary restraining order against a woman named Darshelle Jones Rakestraw - a reported fan who seems to think she's his wife.
- Miley Cyrus just might have gotten free food at an In-N-Out because she forgot her wallet ... or so says the rumor mill. [The Superficial]
- If you're hooked on "Dallas," then fantastic news: TBS has renewed the show for a second season.
- OK, so the critics didn't care for it - and neither did our recapper, Henry Hanks - but Charlie Sheen nonetheless has plenty of reasons to be pleased - about 5.5 million reasons, to be exact. His new FX show "Anger Management" was watched by 5.5 million viewers for its first episode, and 5.7 million for the second. [USA Today]
- Speaking of impressive numbers, the Flaming Lips has rolled right past Jay-Z to nab the World Record for the most concerts played in 24 hours. The Flaming Lips did eight cities in a day, whereas Jay-Z had previously done seven. [THR]
She's hot! Goldigger is gonna hafta keep up the BJs cause I'm sure he's got a prenup.
Baldwin should run for Governor.
That's great! lol
I would't even vote him dogcatcher. And what kind of name is Hilaria? It takes all the Baldwins together to have one actor's worth of talent.
Wonder what its like being married to a Bully and as part of the pre-nup is he required to provide Hospital Insurance. –Baldwin is your classic Bully–What he needs is a good Whoop'in. Don't imagine there is a lack of people willing to knock the C##p out of him.
AM BK FOR REALLLLLL
trimmed the bushes fcuk head
And I trimmed your girlfriend's bush so she could be my co-star. We gonna wear that thing out!
says your a itty bitty weenie committee so come on fu©£er
Your boyfriend has a stash of g ay p0rn under the bed and secretly practices deep-throating on a kielbasa when you"re not around.
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Thank you for the invite.
while you were working I was deepdicking your woman. Made her holla my name. Then I blew my load all over your sheets and stuck your toothbrush up ur womans poopchute..lmfao
doing that I rammed a pvc pipe up your a$s with a hamster
Then you went back outside and climbed back on the garbage truck you rode in on, homey.
bi&©h slapped you with your a$s plug
Den I gets my hedgeclippers and cut you down, fool. Don't need no shortdick bothering my b!tches.
you go to sleep then wake up with my clippers in your mouth holding your tongue b!t&h
Hamster and pvc ? Ur one of those sick dudes. I hope it dies up ur azz and u have to go to the er and die of 'embarrazzment'.