June 22nd, 2012
12:04 PM ET
'Snooki & JWOWW' throws us a curveballOn the series premiere of “Snooki & JWOWW,” Snooki confesses, “I have a secret.” And it’s not that she thinks keeping kosher means eating organic food (which she admitted at the start of the episode). Her secret is that - are you ready for this? - she’s pregnant! Oh, you knew that already? The remaining 15 minutes of MTV’s “Jersey Shore” spin-off were just as anticlimactic. Gone are the days of being shocked by Snooki’s antics. And though her musings - “Instead of life throwing me a curveball, it threw me a sperm ball” - continue to entertain me, “Snooki & JWOWW” feels forced. Snooki and JWOWW are just like Laverne and Shirley, producer says I wish they would ditch the act and approach their reality show like the Kardashians do. Don’t drive a custom black Escalade with hot pink trim and then pretend you’re going to save on electricity in your new apartment by lighting candles “like the Amish people.” What did you think of Snooki and JWOWW’s new show? |
  About this blog
Our daily cheat-sheet for breaking celebrity news, Hollywood buzz and your pop-culture obsessions.  |
Another secret: They have both caressed each others hoo-hoo's.
Uh, this is really a show? lol............
What does it say when acting more like the Kardashians is considered an improvement? Jeesh!
Gross, gross, and...um, what's the word I'm looking for? Oh yeah–gross:).
POSs
I don't understand how Jersey Shore people make millions of dollars and they still try to act like Snooki lives at home.
As I was flipping channels I saw them on...I thought "why?" Thank God they rerun Friends,Green Acres,and anything else
I'd like to throw JWoww a sperm ball! ~~~~<====3
If you watched this show you obviously lost brain cells you couldn't afford to lose in the first place!! Really? Who are the brainless people that watch this garbage? The writer of this piece thinks acting more like the Kar-trashians would be a step up? What has this country become?
Why don't you tell us Rebecca
I'd like to throw my fist in them.....one for each of their asses while Ronnie sucks me off. Splurt!
haha..great
This "curveball" they are speaking of... Let me guess:
They reveal that these two bimbos can actually read at a higher than third grade level, they dont have herpes (just crabs), the Toad (snookie) has ebola, and there is a good chance that JWOWW has a golf ball lodged in her throat from trying to suck a golfball through a garden hose... And succeeding!
Daytime programing that has been on for 43 years is taken off, and this is allowed to remained on. Has our society have no taste? Is this what we want our kids to have has role models? Now I understand why kids are the way they are these days.
Dumb NY who res
I would rather be physically beaten for thirty minutes than watch this garbage.
Freak!lol
I hear ya, Observer. I saw those 2 on GMA the other am & I could hardly stomach the interview. Lol, I went & started laundry instead!
Snooki's words of wisdom: instead of life throwing her a curveball, it threw her a spermball. Wow, that was really deep for her. Got to agree with you Observer. It's just plain painful to even read about, let alone watch of tv. It's total garbage.