Today's news you might've missed:

• John Mayer, humiliated as he is, will hopefully find comfort in still having the No. 1 album in the country. After dissing Tay Swift like that, though, we're not placing our bets on next week. [Billboard]

• Stephen King on Ray Bradbury's death: "The sound I hear today is the thunder of a giant's footsteps fading away. But the novels and stories remain, in all their resonance and strange beauty."[StephenKing.com]

• Somebody call a Zack Morris time-out: Mark-Paul Gosselaar has betrayed our 12-year-old selves, saying in an interview that "Saved by the Bell" isn't "a great show." Yes, he's right, the writing was pretty corny, but there's a reason it's been in syndication for so long. [Yahoo!]
• Kris Humphries apparently has a type (busty brunettes who, um, really, really enjoy makeup) if this is indeed his new paramour. [HuffPo]
• Gisele Bundchen just might have another bun in the oven. [Us Weekly]
• Kanye West, when not creating Nikes that can sell for $80k a pair on Ebay, is releasing new music videos. Behold, the (explicit, so we can't embed it here) clip for "Mercy": [YouTube]
• Need a closer look at Miley Cyrus' 3.5 carat engagement ring that's "crafted in 18-karat gold with diamond floral motifs in an art nouveau pattern" (hey, that's the description!)? Peep the link. [People]
• John C. Reilly's "Wreck-It Ralph" gets a trailer, and we get nostalgic:

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