Today's news you might've missed:

• We won't get to have the Channing Tatum double-feature we were so excited for, now that "G.I. Joe: Retaliation" has been bumped from a June 29 release to March 29, 2013, so that it can be in 3-D. (Because that's so, so necessary, clearly.) Guess we'll just have to see "Magic Mike" twice, then. [EW]
• New music is on the way from Justin Timberlake, but sorry fans - it’s not in the form of a new album. "The Social Network" star will compose his very first movie score for the upcoming film “The Devil in the Deep Blue Sea.” [Billboard]
• So that one time, when Nicole Kidman gave Zac Efron a golden shower in a movie that just premiered at Cannes .... Yeah. We think we're just going to leave it there. This review says it all. [Vulture]
• Cannes must be awfully romantic/a great place to get some publicity for PDA: Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson were caught so-close-but-not-quite kissing (at least, to our eyes) at the film fest, as were Kanye West and Kim Kardashian. [People/E!]
• We know the jeweler, thanks to Ace Young's shout-out, so we might as well get a close-up of the ring he gave to Diana DeGarmo when he popped the question on "Idol." [Us Weekly]
• Oh, and also: "The Exorcist" will reportedly soon be a 10-episode TV series. Because,  you know, why not? [Vulture]