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March 7th, 2012
09:38 AM ET
Yep, Snooki's pregnant - and engagedThe rumors are now confirmed: Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi is indeed pregnant, and she's also engaged to her boyfriend, Jionni LaValle. Her rep tells CNN, "Nicole is thrilled to finally be able to share her happy news with her fans.” Snooki, 24, tells Us Weekly that she's 15 weeks along, having found out about the pregnancy after the New Year's holiday. The reality star admits to the magazine that her initial thought was "'S***, I've been drinking!' I was worried. It was New Year's Eve and we were in Vegas, so I did go crazy."
But for those who are concerned about how Snooki will reconcile being pregnant with her partying lifestyle, she says that she's prepared to make some changes. "I have different priorities now," she says. "I don't care what anybody else thinks. As long as I know I'm ready and he's ready." And Jionni LaValle, for that matter, is ready. No sooner than we post a little info on the 24-year-old aspiring educator does he confirm that he's ready for fatherhood, and marriage. "We are not going to screw this up," he tells Us Weekly. |
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im happy for her.....but i have a feelinh shes not gonna be a good mother...ehh you never know people change.:)
Congrats to Snooki and congrats on being engage! Reading these comments is so sad the name calling and how certain people will say the baby will come out with all certain things so sad! How judgmental people are and I mean there will always be ! I feel Snooki will change for the better! Everyone has a mistake or a past they probably aren't happy of and if you say you don't then sorry your lying to everyone and yourself! You only know her from what you see on tv! Which probably is played out. She will be a great mother she was adopted and i know she will be a great mom always caring! Parenthood can change some for the better n from the picture she look healthy n great! Everyone has beauty inside to be calling her ugly then you got issues with yourself! CONGRATS SNOOKI!
leave her alone she has the right to be a mommy just like every women does. just because she had a party life dosent make her a bad person, yeah she was crazy and would drink a lot but who are you people to judge her about her life. I believe she will be a great mother. CONGRATS NICOLE 🙂
I am a mother and also a believer in pro-life to say someone you don't even know in person never actually had a conversation with is all these things just makes all of you guys and girls look bad yourselves and especially the mothers out there i wish her the best and if nicole (snooki) was so dumb she would not have been able to achieve the novel she wrote treat others the way you want to be treated on day someone might slander you as you all slandered her lets see how it will feel then ... Congratulations nicole and gioni
How does Vinnie feel about becoming a father?
I could be wrong, but I have a feeling she will be like Nicole Ritchie and really settle down after she has the baby. Sometimes people can surprise you.
nasty looking mf.
Bet that when the child's born (if she actually makes it that far) it will come out with black spiky hair, a spray on tan, lots of man-jewelry, and holding a bottle of Jack Daniels.
Soon a trailer park will have a new queen living of a EBT card
Snooki pregnant!?!?! Well, there goes the gene pool
Dear God in Heaven,
Please don't let anyone put Snooki pregnant and naked on the cover of a magazine.
Snooki's due date is 12/21/2012 I thought that prophesy was BS until now.
I knew her va-gi-gi could do a lot of stuff but not create spawn.
You supposed news organizations feed this crap to idiots like Macdonalds feeds fries to fat people. Enough.
CNN is the last outpost i would expect to be involved in the dumbing down of America
Yep, Snooki's pregnant – and engaged and a PIG.
Why is this news? this is important because?
To Holdem – 'Drinking and smoking isn't that bad in the first two months of pregnancy." Are you KIDDING ME? As the parent of an adopted child with FETAL ALCOHOL SYNDROME, the affects of alcohol during pregnancy are devastating! It is not worth the risk to your unborn child to EVER have a drink during pregnancy. This baby has had a gun held to its head, let's hope that no further damage is done by this wanne be star all in the name of ratings. If she publicly drinks on her show, she should be arrested for child endangerment.
Quick ,, have your cameras ready in 5 to 6 months , thier will be a heavy Jersey Devil sighting , haahah , this chick is a loser , when she talk people around her get a little more stupid each time.
This organ donor should not be allowed to breed, what a waste of good oxygen !
Is she sure that he's the dad? Or is he just the unlucky lottery winner who's stuck with the prize
I'm surprised she even knows who the father is.....I mean really.....is she sure it's his or is he just the unlucky guy in the wrong place at the wrong time
why don't we talk about something a little more important than Snooki (who is somehow famous for absolutely NOTHING) and talk about JOSEPH KONY?!
You're never hear of the Breitbart video just released but then, it's too complicated for simple liberal minds anyway. I posted here because most of the truly ignorant people care about this crap.
seriously? is there nothing better for CNN to report?
Yet another New Jersey dump polluting our country. What, and how, this this even come close to being classified as "news"?
Irony: A group of people gathering to heap insult upon insult on a girl and her unborn child while displaying the very depravity they claim to hate. And yes, judging individuals and wishing abortion and death on unborn children IS a form of depravity. And before I can be accused of being a "Snooki" fan: no, I do not even have cable. Stop and think about how many children are born to seemingly unfit parents who turn their lives around. You can claim it's the likes of these reality stars that are eroding the US, but self-righteous, pretentious, judgmental folks such as yourselves don't exactly paint us in the best of light, either.
What's the difference between an Elephant and an Italian housewife/Snooki?
A black dress and about 150 pounds!
HAW HAW HAW!!!
BIG GAGGING YUK!!!!
Most docs will tell you that if you drank or smoked during the first trimester, it's OK. They might not use those exact words, but some people don't realize they are pregnant right away and they are more concerned if you do it when you are further along in the pregnancy anyway. (Not condoning anything, just saying.)
Poor kid, I wouldn't want to be part of the train wreck that WILL happen sooner rather than later.
You all should be ashamed of yourselves. I'm sure none of you know this woman from personal experience but only from on the tv screen. Of course she is going to act ridiculous on a show that is supposed to about partying and inappropriate behavior, it's because the producers encourage them to do so so that in return their show will be WATCHED. No one knows "Snooki" from other than media, and that America is what makes people today so illeterate, the media is telling you all how to feel and what to think of this woman that none of you really sincerely know one thing about. All of you sit here behind your computer screens talking and commenting about she's "trash"? Well yes, she may be in the media's eyes but I highly doubt that every day and night Nicole has this lifestyle. She is an adult, and if she has a baby that is her choice. There's no amendment that says "No one from the Reality show Jersey Shore can reproduce," sorry but it's true. I hope someday all of you will turn away from the media that has taken over your heads and chose to have actual thought for yourselves.
Yuck. Poor baby....Anyone ever see the South Park episode featuring "Snookie". Watch it.
I had to see who this snookie is. I hear you people speak of her often. Now that I wasted 2 minutes of my life I know who snookie is. I'm happy to see physical appearance isn't her thing.
Do we know WHAT the father is?
We should find out what breed of swine she is, first, shouldent we?
What species will the baby be? Does anyone know?
Fetal alcohol syndrome is the hip thing to have these days! All the coolest celebrities are drinking and getting pregnant.
Some people should not reproduce.
Read CNN story about Ugandan warlord Kony to learn something that really matters.
It wouldn't make a damn bit of difference to me if it never came out. Perhaps if it could see what it would be coming out to, it would refuse. A BIMBO mother and who knows what else!!!
A lot of you think the dad actually has only two legs.
Seen some comments saying she is beautiful.. Each is own but I would have to be very drunk to do something with her. Lol gratz on the kid tho. lol.. still laughin poor kid
who cares!!!!!!!!
It is great to hear people can make good decisions in a situation like this. I wish them well. Take good care of this baby guys!
Her OB/GYM recommended that the baby be provided rock-climbing gear, a tent and warm clothes so the baby can attach itself to the cave walls and surive the long, cold 9 month winter.
Three words best describe this kid's prospects: Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.
Snooki is the fat girl at the bar that is almost just barely average and is the sure thing for the guys at the bar when they strike out with the fine girls at the bar. She's the one that none of the guys will admit openly that they screwed but have no problem trading war stories with each other about. Every bar has one. She's the chubby chick who drinks tons of beer.
Who was crazy enough to splooge in that nasty hole?
Of course one of the other issues could be the copious amount of fake tan the girl seems to have applied to herself leeching into her system.
Im not defending snook by all means her actions are horrible. but i have seen numerous "children" have babies and turn out to be terrific mothers. So you can not sit there and say she is going to be a bad mom due to the fact she is still a kid herself. There are millions of people who do live the crazy life and calm down once they have kids...give the girl a chance before you beat her down....if you dont like her that much why do you all sit here and comment on this article does she really effect your day to day life? dont like the show dont watch it, dont like her dont follow her its as simple as that....
FACT: PARENTS SEE MOVIE STARS, ACTORS, THIS IS THE ONLY EXAMPLE THEY CAN SHOW
YOUR CHILD.......WHAT GETS ME IS THEY TRY TO CLEAN UP "OUT OF WEDLOCK"
WITH THE STATEMENT WE ARE ENGAGED.....
THE LADY IS PREGNANT AND SHE IS NOT MARRIED!
Here's hoping for a miscarriage.
You mean someone actually fell on that grenade???? Wow. To those who are saying she is beautiful, I've got 2 words for you....Eye Doctor.
Great, lets all chip in and get her an all expenses paid week of hiking near the Iranian border.
Really! I bet her first question was, "Is it mine?"
Nicole...nobody cares – get over yoursellf. That whole showis the biggest waste of airtime since TV began.
Agreed, well said, but why do serious news agencies report this garbage? Ted Turner would never go for this vile crap. Maybe cnn should be entertainment today. Stick to the news.
this is the entertainment section, genius.
And this is why we should always keep abortion legal.
Just think, in 15 years Snooki will be a grandmother.
Good one! lmao!!!
heck sit her on top and spin her like a top, no pillow needed for that voluptuous bach side and my oh my those scrumptious breasts. getting the picture all you haters just green with envy
you got it, but then again i'll do my name
Excellent, now Snooki will have someone to be the designated driver!
Not one of you would turn that down, she is a walking viagara pill. She could make a limp man stiff without a doubt. I know, I'm getting a chubby just typing about her. Man, what a great night it would be to be with her.
If the due date is December 21st, I'm absolutely buying into that Mayan stuff.
CNN Entertainment ? ........... C'mon Man.
What a waste of DNA... demon spawn.
Has Dr Phil spoke on this yet. Is this society's fault
And so continues the downward slide of the human race into oblivion.
Omg that's all
Is love to tap that pregnant @ss!
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Iam glad she's keeping this one and snooki you hv been invitated to maury show for DNA testing, u and n america will all learn who is the baby daddy at the same time pls bring situation,vinny and jionni with u.RESULT ARE IN 99.9% VINNY you are the father, sorry jionni but be happy its not situation.DUH are u suprised.
When she iis at 9 month she will be the human bowling ball
Well, Like madonna she is going to have a lot of ...."do as I say not as I do's ".....to deal with some day..:(
I give that marriage 10 days to two weeks!
You're being way to kind!
ho ho ho merry xmas hahahaha
Bummer, she tried to use a garbage can lid as a diaphram but it just rattled around and fell out.
And that's the end of Jersey Shore. One down, so many more to go. Please put Kardashian's and all Housewives as the next thing on your hit list.
Yikes, someone is actually hittin' that? Gross!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esg1A7Bq1hY
Good Lord, the sorrow I feel for that child is unlimited. And anyone who says that anything about that woman is beautiful needs a brain scan...
Who would hit Snooki ? Who would hit Fluke ?
Don't let this thing reproduce, please!
To paraphrase a movie line, "when that kid is born, will it already have an STD?"
This poor kid is going to grow up in a trailer park somewhere in Armpit Pennsylvania. God help him.
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Who would hit that? The guy must be real desperate. I wouldn't hit that with a stolen penis.
Kill...me...
I am sorry i did this to you, kid. Don't take it personal. The good news is, I am nearly certain that you will be left behind in a bar and a REAL family will take you in... That is if you haven't been completely disfigured from your worthless mothers constant binge-drinking.
PS... Sorry you had to slide out of that nasty beast... I know a woodchipper would have been more inviting.
Hey, Rush...here is the s l u t you were talking about.
How about everybody just being happy for them.
Get real.. She is just fat ! Mike in Montana
Congrats our babies are due bout the same time!!!!!!!!!!
Like wow, Tiffany! Like, that is so cool!
ugh... I was hoping she would not breed
Really?! Really???!!! This is news? Tell it to someone who gives a &$#% !! Please, CNN! Get real!! This is not news. This is gossip column fodder.
Is it too late for the Morning After Pill? How bout a swift kick to the Abdomen before the thing has a chance to get born
was it cartman? 😛
"We are not going to screw this up," he tells Us Weekly.
YEA i am sure this kid will turn out great...
Really? Someone would actually touch that?
over and over and over again, then i'd flip her over and touch that over and over and over agin
Shane, I compliment your reasoning skills. This ability will allow you to live a happy healthy life. Meanwhile, @illdoer, you will most likely die from AIDS, homeless, next to a unkept tranny... At least that is what your current taste in women suggests.
Damn, people. This girl is a fun loving party girl. She does most of the things she does for ratings...while the cameras are on. Quit acting like Rush Limbaugh and show some class. I think the whole reality TV thing is stupid, but my god, some of you need to look in the mirror. This woman is having her first child. I changed when I had kids. i am a better person now, but I didn't have hateful people tearing me down because of nothing more than jealosy. I am an agnostic, but to quote from the Christian Bible, "do unto others...", or how about "he who is without sin, cast the 1st stone."
I prefer a passage from the "Salem Witch Trials", 'Burn it!!!! Burn it dead!!!'
I, for one, am very happy for Nicole. Congratulations to you Nicole and your HOT soon-to-be husband Jionni. If you need a babysitter, I'm available.
Snookie dosn't need to have you tempting Jionni. She has enough on her plate, without having to worry about her in-the-closet boyfriend cheating with the babysitter. You CAN come to the rectory at 5:00, though.
I like that, hey Jionni go take the baby out for awhile so i can come over and baby sit Snooki and get to know every hair on the top of her head. oooooooooh
I am only posting to say that I cared enough to post "who cares?" Trashy/low-life girl is trashy and low-life.
I now support Obamy's contraception plan. Go Sarah Fluke
Here Here, i AGREE
Can I call THIS woman a s!ut and a w*ore? I have to disparage someone, it's my 1st amendment right!
Under my plan, this wouldn't happen. It's Obama's social stance on these issues which has caused this. Vote for me.
The world has enough smug and solipsistic imbeciles. I'll pay for the abortion and her subsequent sterilization - consider it a public service. Someone let me know where to send the check.
Wow...judge much??? The girl hasn't even had the baby or gotten married yet, and so much judgment. Give her a chance. Most people have a past...they just didn't have video cameras following them around showing how stupid or crazy they can be. Maybe this will help her grow up and become a better person. I wish her and him much luck. And yes, drinking any time CAN be bad, but it's not like she knew she was pregnant at the time and decided to get trashed. She drank for NYE BEFORE she even knew. If they weren't even trying, how would she know?? As long as she stopped and doesn't go back to it, the baby will more than likely be okay.
THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!! You just made me feel better : ), all the snooki haters out there should back off and let her brealte. I wish I could protect her from this but I can't. : (
Congrats Snookie ^^ Make sure you start taking 450mg of iron per day. We all want what's best for your child.
Someone just go ahead and call child protective services...
Sarah, Do you know if she is going to be home schooled
I hope she and her unborn mutant are both destroyed by Wolverine in the next X-Men Movie.
Get out of the movieland you live in, and realize the wonderfulness and beautifulness she brings into the world, GOD, I love her please bless her for all she has done.
LMAO!
The law should not permit this.....
child services should be protecting this child NOW......
some things are ment not to be...
My opinion:she's an ugly tramp.
no one cares about your opinion, so keep it to yourself. Snooki is beautiful and full of life, I wish I could share my happiness for life with her we would be wonderful together
So how's the war on terror going? National debt? Price of gasoline? Unemployment?
Oh well, this sort of mindless garbage helps us forget that our nation is leaderless and without plans, goals or a vision.
Bread and circuses for Americans in the 21st century.
It's so delicious!
OH MY GOD, SNOOKI IS A CHICK???
HOTTER than anything you will ever date.
What an idiot....so concerned about her drinking BEFORE she knew she was pregnant.....not enough brain cells to consider she MIGHT BE pregnant.....I can't believe it's breeding.
So right. The completre dumb azz couldn't figure out that unprotected s ex means you might get pregnant. No Snook, pulling out is not a form of reliable controception.
None of us know her personally, we all know what we see on TV. Ever hear that reality TV isn't reality? She may have been acting, we don't know. No one is perfect and she's young so of course she partied. I hope one day you can be happy enough with your life to not feel the need to talk so horribly about someone you don't even know.
Who the heck is Snooky?
Why get married.....It's going to end in divorce.
This person is a shining example of everything that is wrong with society today.
Who cares that a z list personality (not celebrity) who is really just an orange colored turd is having a basTURD. This is not news. I'm sick of seeing the links on all these websites.
Anytime you feel the need to proclaim "We are not going to screw this up" when referencing having a child, it's more than a little disconcerting...and chances are you will most likely "screw it up." Oy.
I've watched her a couple of times... She's an example of what not to do with your life, and now she's having a kid. Great. Poor kid... screwed up before it even comes out. Idiots like her should have the common sense to use a condom.
Poor baby! She is far too narcissistic and immature to be a parent!
WOW!!!!!! I go away a little while and the hating got worse, I'm assuming no one in your lives deserve a chance. Snooki is going to have a baby and is happy and in love and all you people want is for her baby to die and her to fail. How does that really make you feel inside, I'm thinking empty and lonely. I love Snooki and she makes my day better for her being her. Try to love and this world will be a better place, I hope GOD blesses Snooki and her baby and she succeeds in motherhood.
There will be no blessing... God is pathetic childrens story... And if God did exsist, I am pretty sure he would have paid Satan to kill this tramp years ago.
Great.. she'll probably diaper it's head and stick a bottle up it's butt.
She is already making money off this baby. Probably got paid a lot to do the interview, will get paid more for selling the pictures of the baby and will continue to get paid by putting the baby on the TV show. I'm not sure how reality TV took over TV but it is sad.
How can we even tell whos the FATHER!! i mean really, shes always drinking and partying, i clearly thinks she would set a bad example for her son/daughter.
Maybe John McCain is the father. He seems to be stuck on her......so to speak.
I hope that for the sake of the child, she changes her ways. I say this very hesitantly, but this *might* be a wake-up call for her. People who neglect children and animals are without a doubt the lowest forms of life on earth...I'm just sayin'
So sad that babies can't pick their parents. This $LUT is a perfect example of people who should not be allowed to breed.
And why is this news?
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Did he use wine coolers to steal her virginity?
AND! Who cares. All these kids do is over indulge and now they are celebs. WOW!
How could anyone talk about a baby like that??? I would be ashamed of myself if I was to talk about people that I didn't even really know in the first place and their child. Just because she drinks and party's doesn't make her a bad person. I bet NO ONE on these comments have never drank a thing in their lives (yea right). Don't hate on her just because there's nothing better to do. She isn't a bad person, she's just normal, like EVERYBODY in this world!!!
THANK YOU, all these haters are upsetting me. I love Snooki and hopes she proves all these people wrong
Please, can we not cover this for the next several months.
Snooki should not have been allowed to reproduce. One of her is already more that the world can stand.
Not even entertainment news worthy. Anything to extend 15 minutes or so of fame.
Is this what the Mayans were talking about when they decided on December 21, 2012? By then, the overtanned, poofy-lipped, demon spawn with a mini-pouffant hair-do will be about a month old, if my math is right.
Glimroc the Magnificent predicts:
1. Snooki will be a single mother by the end of this year.
2. Snooki's child will have birth defects cuz that cow don't know how to stop drinking.
Opinion: OMG, the gene pool just got a lot murkier. Please oh please God, take this child back and don't impose it on earth (EVER !!)
That is going to be one messed up baby.
This is like the old Godzilla movies. You think the monster is gone for good.... But, no.
This made my day.
Lookie, there's a wookie in snookies nookie!
More like a whole clan of them up inside that black hole.
First of all, Stupid Guido #1 should be arrested on beastiality charges for screwing that pudgy toad.
Second, Stupid Guido #2 should be arrested for abusing a mentally handicapped person. He did have to sleep with that pig, thus justifying the abuse and mental capacity.
I can't wait for Snookie's child to teach her how to behave in public, it should be priceless.
Abort it before the monster is born
Oh thank goodness. I was worried that dear Snooki would get things out of order...you know, (1) get engaged, (2) get married, and THEN (3) get pregnant. That's just so old fashioned! You see, this way she can one-up Kimmie K. by getting her divorce in only 48 hours after the marriage, and then have a baby to boot. Can't wait for the new hit show: SINGLE LOSER MOTHERS OF JERSEY SHORE! Please let me know when it premiere...I just HAVE to have my daughter watch and learn from this wonderful example!
do oyu know if this child is going to be home schooled
Funny how you're not commenting about other people like Natalie Portman or Jessica Simpson. True, they may not have the same outrageous lifestyle as Ms. Polizzi, but they were in the same situation. Just something to think about before you make a very opinionated comment like that.
Congrats!!
Now, clean up your life!!!!
That's the beauty of motherhood. I can't wait to start a family.
31/ black f/florida seeking wonderful white man who is ready to settle down.
I think this baby is going to grow up & go to Georgetown Law School
That would be a Fluke wouldn't it?
um
Sandra Fluke Georgetown student
Who Cares About this??? and What Fans????
More people care than don't, and don't disrespect her by misspelling her name, you POS. Now you have mad me angry, thanks alot
@musthavesnooki
You might be the single most twisted person on this planet... Rob Zombie has nightmares of you. Now, please crawl back into the sewers of New Jersey and never return to civilized America.
A friend send me this hilarious email. It said "Snooki's due date is Dec. 21st. Way to call it Mayans!" Obviously referring to the end of the world this December. Too funny!
Why is this even being reported here on cnn. This kind of crap belongs in the super market papers that are than used on the bottom of bird cages.
Because CNN is libtarded garbage. Only reason I read it is to gain perspective. But its so libtarded sometimes it makes me want to puke.
I don't like it when people say "who cares" because there's always some people who do care... but this this, who REALLY cares?! So what? This is NOT NEWS!
I hope the fat disgusting pig has a miscarriage.
You are just mean, did you look at the picture of her above, she looks as great as ever, even showing that beautiful baby growing inside her. I wish I was the one who made love to her that fateful night.
People you love this stuff,look at all these post.You have problems not celebrities.
I have no words!!! But did she have plastic surgery? Her face looks different! Or did they just tone down the make-up?
Who cares!!! If you do GET A LIFE....
This is an important story. We are all the mother & father of this child. Under Obama"s welfare state we are all going to be paying for this child
Who cares??!!
Oh dear god! This is one gene pool that I surely wish would end with Snooki the Stupid. Hate to say it, but maybe she'll get hit by a bus before this poor child is brought into this world only to suffer the complete and total ignorance which is Snooki. Not only that, but I applaud the man that was man enough to mount that ugly bridge troll of a woman and make a baby, much less marry her. I really hope Snooki knows she's not famous for being a role model or even cool. Only reason people watch her and any of her retard friends, is because we like to see the low IQ side of life and spend our time laughing at them while we thank whatever god there is out there for not making us that dumb.
Grats Snooki, you'll win the most ignorant mom of the year award every year.
http://www.Hear-The-Truth.com
Thank for reporting this earth-shattering news! I can finally sleep now!
@musthave snooki
please change name to "must get life" ....
I have a life, but it would be perfect with Snooki in it.
LOL! Nice....thats a good one. agreed
She knows her 15 minutes are going to be up pretty soon so she will pull of a Kim K. moment. The sad fact of it all is that she is not even Italian, but an indegenous indian chick from Chile or some other south american country.
Now does anyone know if this cild is going to be home schooled
🔴 Oh no , they're Breeding!!!!!!🐷
Oh no ... There will be more of her.
This is one case where the church will recommend and fully support abortion. I see it now, a new reality show spinoff.
I hope so, then she will show all you haters out there how wrong you are. Even if the father ugly the baby will be beautiful because of Snooki's beauty. She is perfect in all ways, I get lost in her eyes.
Add another one to the 40% of new babies born out of wedlock. Too dumb to know intercourse leads to babies. Duh. Dumb as a rock!
Yuk!
That poor child is going to come out a genetic mess ... sad.
By my calculation she was about five weeks pregnant at the new year, when she was drinking (and?) and partying hard. By four weeks, the cells of the fetus have already begun to specialize - to form skin, hair, bone, neural cells. If she doesn't have a child with Feyal Alcohol Syndrome, she will likely have one with Fetal Alcohol Effects. Shame on her.
Yep, don't care.
JIONNI'S THE ONE WHO ISN'T TOO BRIGHT....STUPID
You know, it kind of depresses me that I actuall know who this vile, wretched excuse of a human being is....jeeze I'm gonna go buy a lottery ticket.
green is not your color, stop the hate. If she were to read this it would break her heart. And that is not nice.
LOL! Okay if you say so. Do you actually think you are going to get into her pizz stained pantiez?
That would be a dream come true, my life would be complete just to meet her nevermind lay down with the most beautiful woman in the world. WOW, that would be awesome.
The US gov wants you all to keep paying attention to mindless things like this rather that the fact that we live in a police state that goes on conquest throughout the world and kills millions of people to sustain an unsustainable economic model. The average American needs to wake up to the fact that they are losing their rights, and becoming the subject of surveillance that is paid for by their own tax dollars, which are also funneled to the rich. Snooki, Jersey Shore, the obsession with a glamorous ideal of attaining a luxurious lifestyle; all of this is meant to distract you from what is actually happening. WAKE UP!!!
We know that. Question is, what are YOU going to do about it? Every person makes a difference but I don't think it's a lack of knowledge that is hampering us... we are just all too darn lazy. So Mr. "Smart Guy" what do you want to do about it? I bet you're doing as much as the celebrity worshippers here are... so how about you take a second and go do something productive. People like you really think you're making a difference when you're no better than the next commenter. You are a complete tool.
"losing their rights, and becoming the subject of surveillance." LMAO! No, you wake up because it has already happened. Might as well drink some beers and chill out.
No thanks, I'd rather stay asleep with Snooki in my dreams, it is so nice there. What a beautiful body and mind. How I would so love just to see her in person
who the hell cares? enough of Snooki. i can't believe this is on CNN. how low can people go?????
sorry, I can't get enough of Snooki. Too bad you don't feel the same way. My heart is racing just thinking she may be reading these posts. Oh how I hope so
I've been accused of being delusional on this post, not true, in love. If the father does not want to step up, I surely will. Time will tell, and all will see how great of a woman she is. Not many woman out there is a trifecta, body, brains and character.
Haha..."brains" good one! Obviously you are being sarcastic because even a moron would call snooki stupid. She should get the award for dumbest woman on the planet.
I should click "report abuse" for saying that about her, but I won't. One day she will provr how wrong you are, and you will adore her as much as I do.
You need to get out more often friend......
America is screwed....one Snooki's enough...two means massive smush smush...
Women who (oops!) get pregnant - on purpose - to nail down a man are the lowest of the low. I know three women who did so. One of them was a highly educated corporate executive. Almost as bad are the women who want a baby but husband or partner doesn't, so the nesty one "accidentally" gets knocked up...telling herself that her partner will want the child once it's whelped. It disgusts me. These are human beings (the kids) these breeding sows are using. And human beings (the men) they are abusing.
What the hell is a Snooki? Does it multiply by cell division?
Spores.
If I wasn't already pro-choice, this would have been the tipping point.
She was "in Vegas, so I went a little crazy" with booze and God knows what else. Yeah, she's ready for motherhood....NOT!!!!
Does she even know who the dad is? Kind of doubt it.
coin flip in Piers Morgan Show
so much hate out there, omg, if you were to see her interviewed out of character you would see the beauty in her, mind and body. I know I have seen them, she is a womderful, wonderful woman. How I so adore her.
You are delusional.
not delusional, in love. If the father does not want to step up, I surely will. Time will tell, and all will see how great of a woman she is. Not many woman out there is a trifecta, body, brains and character.
Oh, I see....sarcasm. I got ya. Cause up until you said she had brains, I thought you were being serious. Hahaha, good one!
Does she know who the father is?
Buddy better get a DNA test just to know for sure
maybe so, but not when it's Snooki, she can't do wrong
Oh yeah just what the world needs now! A baby Oompa Loompa with Fetal Acohol Syndrome!
Poor kid.
I heard when she is on leave her replacement is Sandra Fluke. And Obama is giving the show free condoms
Oh yeah, they are so much a like. One is a Georgetown law student, and one is a drunken, cig smoking, man chasing, sleeze. That was quite a comparison. And once again, the federal government has nothing to do with your health care provider, so no Obama is not going to give you condoms.
Your right Snooki is not complaining about the $3k cost of condoms. Why is a law student ay a welthy school
The only thing more disgusting than out of wedlock parenting, is glorifying it in the news.
Yep – who gives a crap.
another beautiful body being ruined
UMMM I BELIEVE I POSTED SOMETHING WHERE DID IT GO???????????????
Snooki was never hot. You must like Orange Oompa Loompa then.
I do not envy you. You have shown us all your intelligence level. That or your poor vision.....
You just don't like Peruvians, I would sweep the floor in front of her when she's walking
Someone actually slept with that pig?
like you wouldn't
One episode of Jersey Shore did me. Can we convince her that suicide is an alternative?
Pregnant, engaged, dumb as a box of rocks, who cares?
I'd rather be azz raped by Satan and crap out his spawn than see this abomination reproduce.
Who's the really daddy? She was with Vinny a couple of times.
Someone better tie an anchor around Jionni's ankle. That chick is so worn out that baby is gonna come flying out of her like Mick Jagger spitting a watermelon seed
Good god, what proof is her amniotic fluid?
It's Vodka pasta sauce, stupid! With her meatball boyfriends and cheesy performances the pasta plate is complete.
Perfect! I recently applied for social service work.
I hope she just goes away and hope she takes the Kardashians and all the wives from wherever with her.
hahhahahahahahhahahahahhha.....hahahah.
ok ok I'm alright
hahahahahha
The Mayan prophecy is becoming a reality!
Gay people who have valid loving relationships can't get legally married, but an alcoholic, chain-smoking, idiot can? Yep... Done.
Snooki's married?
She will not be married for more than 2 years top. And the baby will probably be hurt from this dumb woman leaving it in a tanning bed while she is out drinking in a bar. She already said on national tv that she would spray tan the baby so its tan like her and not white like most babies are.. The woman should not be breeding, she is a idiot, just like the man who was dumb enough to sleep with her and ask the thing to marry him.
Darwin....please come and apply your theory
Although I seriously doubt Snooki will be a good mother, even she I believe will not be drinking and smoking during the pregnancy now that she knows.
If we're going to talk about people that shouldn't have kids then what about all the religious freaks that get knocked up just cause some creepy bishop or priest or holy book told them "its what the lord wants". Nothing is more ridiculous than having kids just because your faith says its the right thing. I know, I live in UT!
If that kid isn't born with fetal alcohol syndrome, I'll be stunned.
Yes, they will screw this up.
They already messed up. You think that kid isn't going to grow up and have google? I'd off myself if I found that THAT was who my mom was.
You'd be hard pressed to find a better poster child for the contraception debate.
I really wish the media would completely ignore her, and then I wish I could see her face when she questions her existence.
Oh my god why is this news on CNN headlines??? Get me a gun so I can shoot myself. Maybe the Jesus freaks and Myans were right. Is this the end of days?
Just hurry up and lose all your money Snookie. Check into rehab and become an afterthought. Have mercy on us all.
She probably WILL end up getting married. Unlike all of Hollywood, the worst example of the lack of any religion or values. Maybe this will make her disappear from public life.
So I'm assuming you'll stop watching all TV and movies due to your distaste towards the artists that produce them?
Dear God, these people should not be breeding....
Snooki Want Smoosh Smoosh
I hope the baby doesn't look like one of those troll dolls from the 70 s because that is exactly what Snooki looks like.
Poor kid will have 'orange baby syndrome'.
I hope the baby isn't brain dead from her heavy drinking...and I'm being sincere when I say anyone that drinks (even a little) on any occasion should be held fully responsible for their actions. So if the baby is damaged, Snooki should be held for child abuse and pay the consequences.
Yup, this confirmed it...2012
You know what?! I really can't stand Snooki and her drama. However, it is true how motherhood can change you completely and she will most likely be a different person during the pregnancy and after baby is born. Good for her and J..they deserve to be wished the best. Nicole will look back and say what was I thinking!!! But it did make her some money in her 15 minutes of fame. Congrats!
A plague of locust or flood, I can understand as a punishment from god, but this, dear lord, we shall sacrifice to make up for our sins. Please, not this.
I find it more scary to think that psychos like Palin and Bachmann had kids.
Frank,,,, go fornicate yourself you stain
The truth hurts doesn't it jb2817? 😉
as long as she and the father are good parents i say good luck and congratulations!!!
Yay Snooki! Congrats on your greasy little guido, juicehead, gorilla in the making!
I love how she is holding her beer gut in this photo... what a joke! She's not showing anything yet except for what a moron she is by pretending to have a baby bump.
Its the end of the world as we know it!
I think it's safe to say after witnessing kardasian rake in big bucks snook I smells the money...all I can say this should not be news to anyone...
Don't worry about fetal damage from alcohol abuse Snooks. Considering the genetics of the baby's parents, it doesn't matter anyway.
Yep, we don't give a manure.
What is she cradling with her hand? A beer belly? She would barely be showing at 15 weeks!
Speaking of idiots, maybe now the gop will support contraceptives. They aren't a very educated group of people who will do whatever is written in some stupid scriptures yet they are elected officials. Thats a much more scarier thought to me than snookis pregnancy. Just saying.
The 2012 "Snooki Bill"? I can see the political ads now, "We need to get all of these guidos on free contraception, or else this country will be overrun with spray tanned feebs!"
So she took her "bump-it" from "As Seen on TV" litterally and now has a bump ..... what a mess!
What ever happened to getting married , then getting pregnant?
BIGOT! RACIST!
Once a hooch always a hooch.....
Just great. So now at check out time in stores we get to see that ugly orange grill of hers plastered on all the magazines. The horror...
The baby will be drinking milk similar to a White Russian drink.
Somewhere out there, Kim Kardashian is jealous... her precious media coverage was stolen from her.
boycottkim.com
KICK IT IN THE STOMACH DOWN A FLIGHT OF STEPS :-D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No worries, she already does the equivalent of that with her drinking.
Who gives a sh&t.
Ugh, had to repost this because CNN was stalling on me... For her child's sake I hope she doesn't keep drinking. I know a lot of us don't want her to give birth to a mini-Snooki but let's see how she goes about her life.
Kill it with fire.
Why don't all of you haters who seem to act like you're "so above it all" go ahead and start "a really smart person" blog about the Super Tuesday primaries? Or go pick on someone your own size so to speak if you really think you are so noble and righteous. Who are you to judge in such a holier-than-thou manner? Think about that one. Glass house?
She is a wh0ring raging cesspool of a human being not worthy of the air we collectively breath. Yes we can and do indeed judge this heifer.
Go VINNY!!!!!! Congrats on being a dad! oh, or is it Congrats Jionni!!! I am confused. lol
HOLY CRAP. If she's that big at 15 weeks, by this summer she'll be huge! She'd better not lay out on the beach, or Greenpeace might try to push her back into the water.
Okay, another freakin' awesome comment. You should be writing in Hollywood. Well done.
Best comment of the day!
ok, maybe it's me, but when I was pregnant for the first time (at age 32), my "baby bump" did not show up until about month number 5...
and I'm 5'7" and weigh about 130 – why is it that at 15 weeks she's showing off a bump? Does this seem odd to anyone else – maybe it's just the way she's built/her body frame.....
It's not a baby bump. It's fat.
"As long as I know I'm ready and he's ready" hmmm...guess you don't have a choice now. Another cart before the horse....hope they get married and make it work.
And why is this news on CNN? Oh, crap, I forgot. Isn't Snooki a far left wing NUT?
All the liberals need to remember the statement by JFK. "Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country."
"Apocolypse?"
Okay. Sure.
WTH...where is birth control? where is simple responisbility...is this just for ratings? ARE YOU KIDDING? and whats up with the quickie engagement??? tell me THAT isn't staged. on top of this, this whole stupid 'reality' thing is ridiculous. Are these setting examples?? I THINK NOT. Seriously people where are the priorities? Babies are not to be put on display in reality shows or conceived for ratings. This one's a real loser. I am sorry for society.
She didn't get the free pills from Obama and crew.
RETHUGLICANS STOLE SNOOKI'S BIRTH CONTROL!
Well then Kathryn, I hope you're boycotting TLC. They exploited the Gosselin children for years, and continue to exploit the Duggar kids, the poor souls on Toddlers & Tiaras, the mentally ill on Hoarders and My Strange Addiction etc. Stop watching the channel and maybe they'll get the message.
Another democratic voter.
Is snooky pregnant?
We are not sure but we think snooky is pregnant.
What do you think? Lets have a discussion over this..
and the latest
Snooky is pregnant!
Great. Yeah! The great mystery is solved.
Really... Who the ... is snooky? No. I will not google her. And why is cnnnnn making us all czzzzzz by constantly posting about snooky's pregnancy in the headlines?
Just another sign of the coming apocolypse.
I hope so. I'm tired of having to work so hard to see people like her make more then I do in a year in one setting. It's a slap in the face and I can't be around those who enable this and give these people their ratings anymore.
Why not wish the best for all three – especially the baby? It's a little baby – so it's innocent and maybe sometimes people aren't ready to be parents, but when given the role strive and raise a good healthy baby. Be healthy. Be happy. Y'all let's give the parents-to-be the benefit of the doubt already. All these Shore kids have families, and probably know what it's going to take and how much work it will be, but at least they will get married and will probably give the baby a good life. Thank you.
I keep telling myself that this whole "famous for being famous" bit is nearly over, but it never goes away ... I cannot imagine the lack of self-respect required to degrade/abuse yourself on television, youtube, etc., in order to get a bit of "fame" to live off for a few years.
Paternity Test stat!!!
I'm sure it will be the tannest stillborn ever. If god has any mercy on us as humans it won't be born. We have enough stupid children in thsi country as it is.
They're not miracles people. They're parasites. Dependent, noisy, expensive appendiges. It's not their fault. It's the parents. Bringing a child into this world, knowing you won't even try to care for it is FAR worse than murder. And 95% of people in general are guilty.
Life is NOT percious. It's only percious when the people nurture the child and care for it, you know, be parents. The southern white and northern black bible thumpers are too stupid to see it as an epidemic. Hypocrites who create little SOB's that cause misery to people like me.
IT's real simple people.
DON'T HAVE CHILDREN UNLES YOU ARE WILLING TO DO EVERYTHING YOU CAN TO PROVIDE THEM THE FANTASTIC LIFE AND OPPORTUNITIES THEY DESERVE.
I think there's a typo in your name – it should actually be evil instead of emil. Are you seriously hoping that her baby will be stillborn? You're gross. Who prays that a baby is born dead? That's just sick.
Lots of pure evil in this post. I like it.
Looks like you're speaking from experience.... A little bit extreme to wish an unborn baby death. Scrary.. Although I have to agree if you cant take care of a child dont have one. TV only show what they want to see. I dont know this girl personally so Im not going to judge but I hope shes ready to change her life complety.
All I can imagine is Gollum from Lord of the Rings coming out of her.......
you know she's gonna mess this up right? Jiovanni's elevator doesn't go all the way to the top if you know what i mean.
Obviously too stupid to use protection !! Hopefully they give the baby up for adoption so it has a chance in life with a loving family that can't have children !!
Children will and should make people change. Congrats to both of them
I hope you're right. You never know ... this just might be the thing that makes her sober up and become a responsible person. I'm curious how the rest of the JS crew is reacting to this ...
Dayaaaum! Who let the Oompa Lompa out of the chocolate factory?
She should have swallowed
LOL! I know, right?
I was going to comment. Bu there is no topping this one.
Will it be Orange?
Snookie is sober? Call me in 6 months.
I feel so sorry for that child. That will be one screwed up child!!!!!!!!!!!
OK I have to ask – how many of you know this woman personally and know if her personal life is good, bad or ugly? Or do you just base your comments on what you read in the tabloids – specifically designed to get all these remarks? Who said there is no such thing as bad press? Keep up the good work. She is loving every minute of it. 🙂
Best argument for free abortion ever.
claire: "I'm not fat!"
bender: "well not at present but I can really see you pushing maximum density
I'm not a Jersey Shore fan because I can't tolerate the slimy, creepy, disgusting, ugly "Situation". That guy gives me the creeps! I'm an attractive/educated woman, and I am disgusted by how these young girls have NO respect for themselves (DTF). That being said, Snooki and the rest of the cast, have made a lot of money and are in the spotlight continuously. She may be a meatball, a little crazy, but she is young and having fun. Everyone has had their moments, we just didn't make a ton of money doing it in front of the world!
Should've had an abortion. Snooki's mom, I mean.
Should have swallowed her or stuck to @nal
Yuck.
I'm not a fan or anything of that sort. I know she does some crazy stuff while in character, but that is all it is. IT's FAKE tv people. She isn't actually like that. I've seen her out of character and she is a normal person. Normal is bad enough though just judging the average American.
Normal?? Like being arrested on the beach for disturbing the peace and public intoxication?? Wow I'm way off normal then!! The headlines don't report on her show behavior the report on her real behavior, a drunken lush hugging trees and ruining peoples family time where ever she is at.
Educate me, who is Snooky again? I heard her mentioned in a funny joke about Big Government on Bill Maher's show and wanted to know who she is to put the joke in the perspective.
She is a disgusting waste of a human being who has been infecting our airwaves thanks to the disease that is MTV for about four seasons now. The show became popular because she got punched in the face by a man at a bar in the first episode and now there are people watching these fools with no jobs and no hope make millions and think they can do it too. Their routine is "gym, tan, laundry' but work does not factor into it.
Then WHY so you keep watching it and adding to her income? Making her even more successful on trash TV? YOU are the person she is selling it to. The ULTIMATE in censorship is CHANGE THE CHANNEL.
It's so depressing that this very stupid, uneducated individual is going to bring a child into this world. First of all, her marriage won't last and second of all, I wonder how embarrassed she will be when her kid watches Jersey Shore reruns some day and realizes that his/her mother is a promiscuous, substance abusing dolt?
II see a slew of new reality shows coming about her. Snooki's wedding. Snooki's pregnancy. Snooki's giving birth and being a new mom. God help us all!
i agree with u i can see them making all kinds of shows about her now
Yep, I don't care.
Thamk you CNN for the breaking news!! Another dirty w**** pregnant!! Sa-freakin-prise!!
You should have posted this a couple years ago.....LOL
WHAT A GREAT TALENT !!!
Wow, way to become even less appealing, you barnyard sow.
To late jzzy.
A chance for her to grow up. Don't jusdge yet.
wonder how long it will take her to fall over even while being sober and crush the baby. we all know she cant stand up straight period
Does she have a license to breed? She is why birth control is pushed so hard in America.....
This has got to be one of the signs of the apocalypse.
Congratulations Snooki, best wishes to you, your fiance and your baby!!
i would knock that up if she looked like sam
No one cares about this pig. I feel bad for the kid, hope he/she never sees what his/her mom was like before they were born: A classless slob.
....wondering what sort of dude would throw his junk into that petri-dish.
Someone with an Oompa-loompa fetish...
Who in their right mind gives a rats A$$? I am sick of these morons get them off the air.
Fat, greasy and dumb – that's not the way to go through life ...
Wow....grown-up, responsible women everywhere that can't have children.....and this thing is pregnant. Please all pray for the protection of Snooki's baby, to be named Child Protective Services Case #64552A.
Bets on how long these two stay together???
Who cares?
Dude, I just love pigs. Not sure what planet you're from?
You are not even close to be mentally mature to have kids. I think my 4 year old is more mature than you are. Stop at this one. Your crap on tv has made you look extremely stupid and reckless. Grow up!!!
THERE ARE ALOT OF PARENTS WHO ARE A BUNCH OF DRUNKS AND THEIR KIDS HAVE TO LOOK AT THEM THAT WAY....I GIVE HER THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT...SHE LOOKS GOOD AND MUCH MORE HEALTHY IN THE ABOVE SHOT..MAYBE SHE'LL STOP IT
She is a pig, who gives a rats A * *??
Hopefully the baby will be born healthy and Snooki will grow up.
Truly the nicest, most positive and least judgmental post here.
Amazing at how the human species has evolved??? We require a strict vetting/licensing process to do routine activities like operate an automobile, purchase a firearm, open a restaurant, own a dog or cat, etc...
But any moron, regardless of how irresponsible they are, can have a kid???
Hear, hear! You are right on the money with that.
I hope the tre a yous are very happy.
Awesome! Best Post Award
That poor baby.
Probably from a Pit Bull or a "junkyard" dog!
Damn, that make you want to use a kevlar condomn.
love it
I wouldn't rub one out in my hand and throw it at her. he had to have tripped and fell in, I hope he had a 2×4 tied across his waist so he didn't fall in.
LOL ok – now THAT is priceless!!! Good one.
Isn't she always this fat and disgusting?
There's a whole new level of FAT getting ready to happen.
She will morph into her destiny as an over weight Italian NJ housewife soon.
How is this news?
Not just "news," but front-page news. The dumbing-down of America. Wonderful.
I really hope she wakes up and makes a good mom. We dont need another Brittany.
But i bet she bought it a little tanning bed and will ban the Situation from coming near it if she has a daughter
Want to know how I know you are gay?
You called him "the Situation".
Quick to call some "gay" usually means you are in denial yourself.
And since i dont watch the show, i dont know what his real name is unlike you i take it
@Mancard Police And your screen name screams insecurity about your own masculinity.
this will be the first delivery in history where child protective services will be waiting in the delivery room to take the child away.
Actually this happens all the time. Sad, but true.
sorry i meant the first to be televised
It is a crime that our tyrranical, nanny state government has been given the power to interfere with this most sacred of bonds. This is what happens when you give into liberalism.
Love it! Will be the dumbest kid in the world. Just wait until this kid does the things they were doing – the flip-flop will be on the other foot then!
Baby will definitely be pint-sized with 5 inch heels whether it's a boy or girl.
LiveFreeorDieHarder...if all parents lived up the responsibility of caring for their children, this wouldn't be an issue.
BioHzrd420: A lot of intervention by authorities is politically motivated or stems from differences in philosophy or culture. Many of these individuals violate the rights of the disabled and mentally ill. Who is the government to tell someone how to raise their children, one of the most personal issues in life? Do you know about the bounties and bonuses given based on how many children are put in the adoption and foster care system? The rampant racism by black agents of the state against white families?
Bet you don't.
LiveFreeOrDieHarder, I love people who have strong political opinions, but don't even know which side of the aisle to be angry with. How dumb are you? It's liberals who defend the rights of parents to stay with their children. It is the right (and prosecuting attorneys) who argue that parents' rights should be terminated. In what world do liberals assert that parents should lose their parental rights? You just don't get how hypocrital the right is– this is like how they argue against abortion, but don't want to pay for children once they arrive. The left supports parental rights. The right thinks "welfare moms" should be punished for everything, including terminating their parental rights. Follow a politician sometime. It is the right who wants drug testing for unemployment. Would you call that government intrusion? It is the right who wants to intrude into who wants to get married and what a woman can do with her own body. The right cracks me up with their definition of "government intrusion."
Just because someone "can" breed doesn't mean they "should" breed.I'm just saying....
I'm just wonder who this blind, deaf fool is that was snookered into sleep with her to begin with.
And I want to know why he was dumb enough to not use protection with that thing...I mean girl...
Who says anyone actually got her pregnant?
Maybe she just rolled into a puddle of DNA down in the smoosh room.
(I only know what that is because they brought back Beavis and Butthead)
I AGREE WITH YOU KEVIN!!!!! SHE IS JUST AS USELESS THAN THE KARDASHIANS.....
That kid's gonna come out wonkey-eyed.
And orange
I heard it on the Opie and Anthony show, but Snooki denied it back then.
Congratulations. Beautiful picture. Don't judge...let her prove that she can be a good wife and mother. Everyone has a past hers was just in the spotlight.
How you are defending this virus is beyond me. She makes America look terrible, she should just give the kid up for adoption it would have a much better life.
Another train wreck waiting to happen
I agree. I have seen her when she is not in character and she seems like a normal person who would be a good mother. I think she created this persona to sell her brand but that's not who she really is. I can't believe I'm defending Snooki but I think she is taking a lot of flack before she's even really started on this whole wife/mother thing.
Yeah man, as long as she knows her place – in the kitchen – she'll make a fine wife.
Agreed!!!!
I agree with you Lorelei. That would be fabulous for them to bring back the "nuclear family." With all their money, contacts and brains they could start a "new" lol trend that is guaranteed to work. I for one would back the idea. Nicole Richie is a great example of the kind of life I would like to see this young couple adopt. Time to step away from the wild life for awhile. I wish them all the best.
Oh yes my past: omg I am grateful I made it this far and that the past is just that... past!
True that, she'll do what's right.
pabstslayer
How you are defending this virus is beyond me. She makes America look terrible, she should just give the kid up for adoption it would have a much better life.
ahem, america, makes america look terrible. You don't have to choose to watch her on tv. I'm sure you've done your fair share of bad things in your life as well. The youth on the street are much worse off than her, all she does is drink/smoke cigarettes.....over 75 % of the united states population does that, you might want to rethink your comments before you come posting.
Only thing worse than Snooky are the people that support her and made her rich.
Um, no. Not "everyone has a past." That is precisely the point. You and people like her try to make poor, classless behavior the norm. It's easier to live down than up to standards isn't it?
Exactly, give the girl a chance to prove herself. In fact, They should move her from Jersey Shore to Housewives of New Jersey now.
What is the old adage about leopards not being able to change their spots? I pity her poor child.
Don't judge??? Fetal exposure to alcohol as early as week three leads to major ongenital abnormalities. We all should judge her, severely.
I wonder what Rush would have to say about these developments.....
i personally think she is going to be a very bad mother... she is still a child and hasn't even grown up yet.. and she is a hoeeee...
It's airbrushed form hell and back. What's up with this unending disease Americans have with trainwrecks on TV. She lives a life of privalage for what? Not hating it's just this adoration for people who have such platforms to do good in the world but do nothing but endlessly self promote themselves is disgusting. Babylon! That's it, Babylon!
And wouldn't it be an absolutely amazing coincidence if the guy's she's engaged to was ACTUALLY the biological father of the baby??? I'm sure Snooki herself would like to know that too.
Everyone has a past... and let her prove.... let me tell ya one thing... I have seen maybe a collective 15minutes of this show over sommercials and Youtube stuff. It's like watching a 5yr old explain Quantom Physics... and I don't even know what QP is! This woman sleeps around acts like a complete idiot, and with her I'm a quido or what ever she calls herself. I've seen her without make up pictures, or her normal look. But congrats, keep that pound of Makeup and crap off your face, and congrats with as much money as she has I am surprised she didn't loose all that weight earlier! Anyone that has that much free time and money, of course they can! I give it her as much attention as the Kardashine wedding, it was fake she was stupid, this is stuipid.... This junk trumps alot of News worthy stuff but people care more about stars than anything. I'm surprised humanity hasn't collapsed yet.... I fear for our society.
Dah as if we did not know. Will it come out with a drink and a cigerette?
No, it will come out with a drink, cigarette and the golden chain......
Just what the world needs...another "shining example" for our youth......unwed & pregnant.......seriously, how long with this engagement/marrriage last with her behavior.
It will come out with fetal alcohol syndrome.
Drinking and smoking isn't that bad in the first 2 months of pregnancy.
I'm just really glad I have no idea who this is or why it's headline news on CNN. Maybe different TV viewing habits would solve the problem for the rest of you. Works well for me. My husband tells me there is a great spoof of the show and it's viewers on Robot Chicken.
who cares...she is so incredibly beautiful, hot, especially now in that US cover...wow...all I can say...wow....so beautiful...
holdem... I don't know where you got your information from but drinking and smoking are never ok at any point during pregnancy. Drinking can cause several abnormalities and smoking can cause undersized babies.
I wish her the best now that she is pregnant.
Well, I hope she is a good mom to this helpless infant.........
Who the %#$& cares????? I mean Really? What do these people do for society but degrade it. She falls down drunk yet people watch that crap and celebrates her having a baby. She should be locked up for even getting pregnant. Poor Baby yet to even be born.
it will come out a chupacabra with a drink and a cig
Dear God, who let this woman procreate?!? Isn't the world scary enough?
Acutally, it will come out with all that and 666 on it's forehead!!!
Great news for the Cape May Zoo captive breeding program.
hahahahahhaahhaahahahahahahaaha... ha
In 15 years, Snooki will be a grandmother.
all that is REALLY known is the child will be a mutant like mom, and will be an 'aspring' educator, whatever that is, and will be ugly beyond belief, like both parents. I pity that child, DSS should be watchful in the extreme during and after that pregnancy. such a shame, all in the name of providing a story line for the show, and keeping with the moronic preceeding episodes. NJ is proud of them, I'm sure.
Shows you how far society has sunk into the toilet to give Polizzi any media coverage.
Please....
Hummmm you must have a strong stomach to do her.. not the prettiest nor the cleanest.
It will probably come out looking like Snooki from that South Park episode.
damn that sucks he is off the market then. he so friggen hot