With Unit away on vacation, The Situation was forced to postpone his plans to expose Snooki’s disloyal ways.
And so, the meatball’s relationship with Jionni is safe… for at least another week.
JWoww and Roger, on the other hand, appear to be on the farewell tour - without any help from Sitch.
After repeatedly blowing her off, Roger yells at Jenni (via duck phone) about her apparent trust issues, and uses the word “emphatically.” Well played, sir.
(That reminds me: Happy Valentine’s Day.)
Pauly D, who seems to attract a new stalker every season, locks eyes with his latest shadow outside the Shore Store. Wearing a “Cabs are Here” T-shirt and a trucker hat, the woman follows Pauly around the boardwalk and into a sports bar later that night.
Vinny assumes she always knows Pauly’s location because of the GPS she undoubtedly planted in his blowout.
Snooki seemed uncharacteristically tame this episode, especially after last week’s club-wetting incident. Though, she did have some noteworthy thoughts about how annoying daytime is.
She also talked a bit about Arkansas, where it’s always dark out.
(There’s a chance Snooks mistook the southern state for Alaska – where there’s minimal sunlight during the winter months. However, it’s also possible she knows something about Arkansas that the rest of us don’t.)
After expressing such wisdom in the confessional, Snooki falls asleep in the Smush Room with a broom between her legs.
What did you think of last night’s episode?