February 10th, 2012
12:43 PM ET
Daylight is annoying on 'Jersey Shore'With Unit away on vacation, The Situation was forced to postpone his plans to expose Snooki’s disloyal ways. And so, the meatball’s relationship with Jionni is safe… for at least another week. JWoww and Roger, on the other hand, appear to be on the farewell tour - without any help from Sitch. After repeatedly blowing her off, Roger yells at Jenni (via duck phone) about her apparent trust issues, and uses the word “emphatically.” Well played, sir. (That reminds me: Happy Valentine’s Day.) Pauly D, who seems to attract a new stalker every season, locks eyes with his latest shadow outside the Shore Store. Wearing a “Cabs are Here” T-shirt and a trucker hat, the woman follows Pauly around the boardwalk and into a sports bar later that night. Vinny assumes she always knows Pauly’s location because of the GPS she undoubtedly planted in his blowout. Snooki seemed uncharacteristically tame this episode, especially after last week’s club-wetting incident. Though, she did have some noteworthy thoughts about how annoying daytime is. She also talked a bit about Arkansas, where it’s always dark out. (There’s a chance Snooks mistook the southern state for Alaska – where there’s minimal sunlight during the winter months. However, it’s also possible she knows something about Arkansas that the rest of us don’t.) After expressing such wisdom in the confessional, Snooki falls asleep in the Smush Room with a broom between her legs. What did you think of last night’s episode?
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Ya know, Snorki (and yes, I know that this is an insult to the "Banana Splits") is the very epitome of that adage, "There are exceptions to every rule"...In this case, it is the rule of Natural Selection. Snorki is an overweight, spoiled kid who has waaaay too much of an opinion of herself. Face it, the only reason that she hasn't disappeared down the 'tubes" (you have to figure this out on your own) is that some perverse demand for the outrageous in the news. Perhaps we all need an example to point at and say, "Thank God, I'm not like her." Whatever the case, I will be more than happy when she fades away. It's a sad comment on the state of the human race when we allow something like her to be popular and in demand. And thank God for the news that she isn't reproducing!
I got the Snooki app for my phone & it gave me herpes
anyone from Jersey is annoying. worse than a Brooklyn or Bronx accent. and Lojenk: trailer trash!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esg1A7Bq1hY
You sound gay. Are you one of those lesbeens?
Arkansas, where it's always dark out? LOL, not the brightest crayon in the box is she? LMAO @Ben!
Snooki fell asleep with a broom between her legs? I'm so glad I didn't witness that. That image burned into my mind would have given me nightmares. Or, could it just be a mode of transportation for her. Sleeps like that for quick getaways.
This show just keeps getting grosser and grosser.
EVERYTHING is annoying about Jersey Shore!
I do NOT like the dark. I love seeing my husbands butt h@le when I sniff and lick it. Last night it smelled like beef stew.
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Yeah Snooki looks like a bag I'd like to toss... out the window.