January 25th, 2012
10:38 AM ET
And this is a solution that doesn't involve kidnapping.
Thanks to the creative minds behind the Hamm-O-Gram, now you or someone you know can receive a little love (of sorts) from the "Mad Men" actor on Valentine's Day.
According to the site, Hamm-O-Grams are "individually-crafted" love notes that have been "tailored for maximum sexiness."
They're like "a classic telegram, where you send a special someone a transcribed message, usually in letter form....Except this message is always a picture of handsome actor Jon Hamm (with a lil' somethin' extra!)."
Selling for $5 a Hamm, the site promises no two Hamm-O-Grams are the same. It's true you could just make one yourself for free, but then you wouldn't also be contributing to A Caring Hand, which will receive a portion of the proceeds from each Hamm-O-Gram sold.
We don't know what the "extra something" promised with the Hamm-O-Grams could entail, but judging from the simulated Hamm-O-Grams we've spotted on Gothamist and Jezebel, they contain messages such as "Xoxo, the Hamm," and "Today is all about you." (Be honest: Who doesn't want to see a note from Jon Hamm saying exactly that?)
If you're more into Ryan Gosling than Don Draper, not to worry: Gosling-O-Grams are expected to arrive later this month.
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