Today's news you might've missed:
- Rihanna (who, apparently, prefers to get in shape in an itty-bitty bikini) will perform with Coldplay for the first time at the 54th annual Grammys. Also performing: Paul McCartney!
- Whitney Cummings is the latest to come to the defense of Lana Del Rey. Bottom line? Performing is hard, and everyone should learn to chillax. [Whitney Cummings' Tumblr]
- Ladies and gentleman, please remain seated as we alert you that reports are saying William Shatner's been axed as Priceline's "The Negotiator." [EW]
- The bada** honey badger more than likely doesn't care, but there's a TV show being developed around the viral video character. [THR]
- There's a tabloid rumor going around that O.J. Simpson is Khloe Kardashian's dad. We don't know how to wrap our minds around this gossip, so we'll point you in the direction of Kim Kardashian's joking tweet, which was posted Thursday along with a photo of the offending headline: "Now we have all the answers! It makes sense now! Khloe u are so tan!" [Kim Kardashian's Twitter]
"Faa"
Lolololololololol
Are you even trying?
My spouse works for the faa. She can track all your asses.
@truth,
What program do you use?
If you're the real one die already.
I can track IP adresses and I'll find you all if you don't cease and dessist.
speaking of twerps. nice adult post.
?????? 4 u twerps. do u know u r all f()c$tards???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
EVERYONE BACK OFF RICHARD!! IT'S LIKE A TROLL GANG-BANG IN HERE!
oh dickless, u shouldn't talk about yourself like that.
oooo, is that the best u got? we already know u are g ay. u don't like girly parts anyway. most gals wouldn't go for u anyway, dickless.
f@ggot
@1:31-how much tons of fat does a drunken man have to lift to find ur pu55y? throw flour on 2 find the wet spot
well, i really hope so being we are not all guys. it's always the ones who brag, that have the least, loser.
I've got a bigger shlong then all of you losers.
what's a matter dickless, don't want to play anymore? did we hurt your little feelings? little feelings, little dick, little man?
ole dickless probably can't choke it, cause he can't find it.
Damn Rihanna looks so good in that white bikini.
Hi the other 1229 That was funny. Score for LAB.
@LAB lol
Omg! lmao!!!
Hey dick4 I knew that would bring your old a55 out of hiding,did you get every drop?
g@y a55
Spelled ass wrong too lol
Lmao richard getting mad
he can dish, but can't take it. so sad to be a dickless wonder.
I thought little dick face johnson wanted to throw down,guess not?
I've been annally rammed so many times, my name is Loose Azz B!tch!
dick face is probably hiding now. probably trying to choke his chicken. naw, can't choke something u can't find. poor little dicky.
that's why he trolls. nobody would actually like him. too much of a loser. (that's how u spell it, dick face)
Derp derp derp. CAPS LOCKE MAYKS YEW KEWL!
You rang?
yeah, richard foreskin starting more sh!t. little johnson, little mind. no talent there.
fu-ck off, loser!
what did sly brag about? i think somebody is just making up sh!t now.
I've never been able to do that. Well, I guess you don't like it when I try to be nice to everyone. I can be just as nasty as the rest of you trolls if that's what you'd prefer. Gloves are off now. You are now fair game, too.
I can tell it's Friday,you fools are crazy as h*ll lmao.
no worries. honesty doesn't work that well on this blog.
@ ! – u think ?...lol. Sure makes it fun
Like I said, I will admit when I'm wrong. Then I tell my friend? Exactly who did I say that to? I have no idea, do you? Richard has admitted to being a troll, so if he was trolled yesterday, what was the error in what I said. I've never been two faced ever. The facts are the facts. You can trust that!
Heeeerrrrrppppp deee Deeeeerrrrrrppppp!
@ o colon – u had me on the floor! I think i love u!!!! Lmao!!
@10:37 – lmfao!! o freaken sh!t!!!!!
What the HE-LL is going on in here lately? This place has gotten to be sooo lame! What is this CC thing people are talking about? It's got to be better than here!
So what ur saying sly sadia- is that u're nice to richard then turn around n tell ur friend that the troll go trolled? ur a 2 face one arent ur? u cant be trusted?
Looks like you found your solution!
LAB – lol.
If you want a brown noser, you'd better get a hold of Tracie.
Rofl! 😀
I think u'all r nuts
Nobody wants us, colon.
Wich one of you fu-cktards is LAB? Lame Ass Bi-thch.
I am.
@?- I admit when I'm wrong. Funny though, the troll got trolled. I'm sure that really makes him angry.
brown noser sly. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
@sly u dont need to be sorry to that old co ck.
@Richard Fore- I apologize for thinking those posts under your name were you yesterday. They seemed a little off character for you, but I thought you were trying to be funny and jerk us around. Sorry again.
I like how I make u think I am one of the cc gang Keeps u trolling them lmao Not so smart r u lol I can make u think I am any one Dumb azz o no don't spell it wrong ass
@9:19 -lol
u'all troll as well. i don't understand y u'all single out others. Cc trolls alive n well alright- n u think u own marquee.
@richard fore U can understand y ppl would think its u correct ? U done ur share of trolling and redeeming ones self can be hard. U done attacking ppl ?
I could give a sh!t what you loosers think of me. I'm just sayign that was'nt me.
Are you sure it wasn't you? I really thought it was.
So take that [with tounge sticking out] How old are you 'looser'lmao
Probably older than you. Believe it.
You guys are jerks. Not every sentence ends in "!" or "?" so take that.
I think not!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!lmao!ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That was not me.
Who are you trying to convince, us or yourself?
I am not going to be outdone! EXCLAMATION POINTS ASSEMBLE!
nice spelling of ass, ass.
Sometimes people misspell the word so that it won't easily be flagged... I'm sure people know how to spell the word. Anyways, good luck to your comment staying on.
Never mind. I didn't read the whole thing and thought CNN did something lol. Ok y'all have a good day!!
deeeerrrrrrp
And that was not sly, dumb azz.
U spelled it correct, u get an A. U might not be old, but the information on ur johnson is correct.lmao
What's up with the nameless posts?
no that wasn't richrd fore dumb old b!tch!
@LAB U mean his old wrinkled tiny can't get it up johnson.lmao
i'm not old d i c k-head.
@824 ur richard fore skin Ur the only dumb azz who can't spell losers The following comments r u 2. Who's the loser?lmao
smear poop on your face loser.
And who cares about his old johnson?
...and mad raper was molested by a preist when he was a little kid.
It's starrfire with two r's for one thing. Alecia is a fat pig for seconds, and Richard Fore does NOT have a 4 inch johnson.
Loosers...
@Starfire U let ur girl peace get accussed of being mom. Tricked me. I thought it was her too.lol
Reading the comments i got sooo confused with all the ?s. haha
It's starrfire here. My first post of the night. Good night all!
i thought the "school girl" was bv.
alecia? really? u r ? too.
It's me alecia. i was the first ?
except u don't know who is talking to who.
He wasnt the first ? . i was
lol i like ? idea
somebody did say that, but there is more than a few of us on here, all using ?. confused?
He said he was a troll
who the heII knows! it is not starrfire, though.
R u richard, charlie crack, cool breeze, any of the regulars?
Who r u guys talking to? starrfire is that you?
Night 11:02. Night ?'s.
nope, not him.
night mad raper
i did.
Lol u asked how i could know
i've been here all the time.
Another in the conversation ? this is funny
yes, what is it.
10:36 ?
i might be ? but how would u know?
What? Whether I'm Spartacus? Or whether ? knows you're not that person?
Y u ask?
oh really. now how could u possibly know?
No, I'm Spartacus!
i guess u will never know.
I'm actually giving serious thought to just posting as ? from now on. If enough of us did it then namejacking would be significantly reduced in effectiveness. No more, "I pretend to be this person. Duhduhduh, etc..."
Who r u talking to?lol . I'm thinking of some1 else. i may be wrong.
how do i know that?
Cuz its me
It does but it weren't me.
Anyone who's downloaded/uploaded copyrighted stuff from Megaupload, you might want to take a blowtorch to your harddrive.
the first one. sounded like a mad comment. sorry ?. wasn't accusing.
Lol! I'm telling you its me, ? Lol!
No its ?
Which 9:47? I'm neither though. This would actually make the blog troll-proof. You can't namejack the nameless.
I dont know who u r though
Some1 else is on as well with us
That deserves a questionable t.lmao
Mad?
I know its fun n im getting confuse 2
Yea that is funny!lol
Me too!
No.
This is pretty amusing.
@?,
The funny thing is I am actually posting.
Yea I hear you.
To that one.
No
@??
Lol, which name are you referring to?
Whitney c has a potty mouth. Did u read that? Not much of a lady.
Mad, is that you?
what is he going to go back n do?
yea i like that idea.
Shatner got axed from being the negotiator, now he can do more star wars movies!
hairy man legs turn u on?
Sounds good to me.
I think we should all post under ? . lets just confuse every1
Ur the school girl u tell me.
I missed 102.
why 101 and not 102?
@?- Yeah, you're right. That was pretty bad. He really needs to up his game a bit. That was way too easy.
Okay I'm a troll and that was so unbelieveable. Did u miss troll 1O1?
all of you are gay losers that want my body
you are gay
Okay? Did u time that to be @911?lol
...a coincidence.
..a bunch of internet partisans/terrorists blasted the sweaty hell out of a bunch of websites belonging to the record labels and The Man.
@?- oh, I realize that. Did you read the "Richard Fore" comments? I laughed out loud on each post. They were a chuckle. If he wants to troll me, oh well. I call 'em, like I see 'em. If it wasn't him posting them, well, I could have a problem on my hands then. I'm not going to stress over it!
@Richard Fore- dude, I don't know if you were actually doing all those posts today under your name, but you were cracking me up! If it wasn't you, I apologize, but they were very funny.
is that u ?
Hi all! As much as I can't stand the K's, I hope OJ is not Khloe's dad cuz I HATE that man!!
I'd invite Rihanna to go for a run with me with her bikini on. It's 13 degrees here! I'll bet she would decline!
OJ is Khloe's dad! He fits right in with the rest of that psycho family. Who's your Daddy, Khloe?