Today's news you might've missed:
- In today's edition of Hollywood's Remaking Everything, we've got two: There's a "low-budget" "American Psycho" remake in the works, and author Bret Easton Ellis is lobbying for Scott Disick - yes, the father of Kourtney Kardashian's son Mason and the baby she's currently pregnant with - to play Patrick Bateman. "I have warned Lionsgate that I will not approve a new version of 'American Psycho' unless it stars SCOTT DISICK or MILES FISHER," he wrote. And then: "I am waiting for Scott Disick to ask: 'Who in the hell is Bret Easton Ellis?'" [Variety/Twitter]
- Scott Disick, meanwhile, seems to approve of this casting plan. Not only does he know who Ellis is, he really does look an awful lot like Christian Bale's 2000 rendition of Bateman. [Twitter]
- And now for part two of today's edition of Hollywood's Remaking Everything: "Blue Lagoon" is getting a do-over courtesy of Lifetime. [Deadline]
- If you can't wait a week to see Lindsay Lohan's breasts pretending to be Marilyn Monroe's in Playboy, we hear there are photos online now. [EW]
- Jennifer Aniston doesn't have the hottest hair of the year, apparently, but she can claim being the hottest woman of all time - at least at Men's Health HQ. [Men's Health]
- The new trailer for "Battleship" is brought to you by "Hasbro, the company that brought you 'Transformers.'" The trailer tells you this as though you couldn't tell from the footage, which appears to be nothing more than "Transformers: On a boat." [Apple Trailers]
- Speaking of trailers: Remember all the casting news for "What to Expect When You're Expecting"? See it in action in the trailer below:
i think all you women are fat with ugly faces to match.
@little debbie did u get that name from little debbie cupcakes? lol. i bet u eat a box a day
my wife's sister is a fat swine and she wears tents for dresses. fat women look fugly in every thang
Fat women don't look good in dresses.
@JohnnyB.that sh!t had to have been as funny as h!ll LMAO
But maybe better than JohnnyB in a tutu! Lol
I knew u were jealous of little Debbie. Lmao
That's ok you probably look like men in dresses anyway. Ewww!
I'm waiting for a "call" from a special somebody...
Good am all! JA hottest woman of all time? Ok, she's cute & all, but, hottest? I bet our guys here in MarqueeLand can come up w/better ideas than her. @ Johnny B, Too frickin' funny! LOL!
@johnnyb I just got a visual.. Now that's hilarious!
My mom made me wear my sisters'tutu so that I wouldn't go bike ridding when she was at work I still went ridding anyway lol.
I hv my son put on a dress, he'll clean his room ?lol I'll try anything to make that miracle happen !
I'll bet our little buddy Josh likes to wear a dress when his mom asks him to clean his room. Happy Holidays, Josh.
I HATE dresses except for a light sundress maybe.
When they say a low budget american psycho, is that their way of saying its going to s u c k ? About this dress conversation, dresses are for weddings and funerals ! EwwW, who wants to be mrs cleaver ? Lol
'Tis the season to be jolly.. Fa la la la la la la la la! Bi nice, boys!
He's just a jealous g@y boy who wants in on that dress conversation. Oh he!! He just wants in a dress.
When you become a big boy and go out into the world, you will understand why women don't put up with idiot males like you. The problem is that we do respect ourselves, that's we don't put up with your little troll crap. Deal with it! Happy Holidays!
You girls have no respect for yourselves the way your carrying on.
@it's a mans... Remember it took a WOMAN 9 months of ruining her body, so your sorry A55 could be here.
..Put on a dress before I get taken out for a nice turf and surf dinner ! I stress 'nice' !
When I'm all dressed up, the first thing I think of is housework. What a moron you are. The first time my man says to me, put that dress on & cook me something. That would be the day he!! freezes over. I guess you've never had any kind of grown up relationship before, have you? That sh!t will only work in your little demented mind. Happy Holidays!
I always do but I get paid in some way, too! Ha ha!
Did you ladies showered, get dressed pretty in a skirt instead of sweats, low cut shirt, cook and clean for ur man? U dont want him looking at ur gf for some loving now. u know. take care of us men. we need lots of TLC. can u do that? can u take care of daddy and give him lots of love?
@tooty same with me! I always have the last word lololol
Oh tee hee, luv these last comments ! I wear the pants also but he thinks he does ! Its like reverse child psychology ! Works every time ! Tee hee !
Lol girls ! Me 2,i wear the 'pants' in this family ! ! He know who rules ! Lol Happy holidays 2 u 2 !
That's right! Us women are the boss! Merry Christmas!
Lmao ! U tell them ! Lol lol lol lol !!!! *fyi-those azz holes will never come out of the basement and get a life or a relationship. Mommy might get jealous too. No relationship survives with a mommys boy*
So, who's the boss, you?. Some mealy minded worm who lives in his Mommy's basement. Any one of us gals could slap the sh!t out of you, moron. When you are lucky enough to have your FIRST relationship. I'm sure she will teach you who is the boss. I already know it won't be you. Happy Holidays!
We already do that sh!t. This is our fun!
Trolls are funny. But i guess you wouldn't find it funny if the jokes are about you.
U need to teach ur women to show some respect and who is boss. It's still a man's world. Don't speak until you're asked to do so. Go in the kitchen where u belong, fix dinner and clean your houses.
U all still at it ? I think me and my friend joyce need to come back here and drive u nuts with endless chatter. U talk 's' so can we ! 'Tis the season to be chatty, fa la la la la la, la la la laaaaaaaa !'
Wow! Pretty sad carrying on a conversation with yourself. Everyone knows she spells her name Starrfire. How pathetic are you! Nobody likes you, so you talk to yourself. So sad to be you. Happy Holidays!
Good afternoon blu. How are u today?
Good morning starrfire.
You will never stop trolling. It is not in your nature. Your suggestion is ludicrous. If the good folks are trolling you, who the he!! do you have to blame. Yourself? You are only getting exactly what you deserve. Happy Holidays!
Has anyone taken a peek at Playboy LiLo online?
I remember watching "Blue Lagoon" years ago. It was a cute movie. Then the 2nd one wasn't as good. Wonder who will be in the remake?
That goes for you as well. You stop trolling, we will. but that's 2 hard for some to do in your circle.
So then I take it you trolls believe you own the blogs. You believe that ripping everyone is what the rest of us want to read. Why is that? Let me tell you that you all live in some little dream world. Here's the reality of it all. You are not funny. You are not intelligent or witty with your postings. Nobody is laughing with you. They are laughing at you for the sad existence you must have. Time to join the real world, and behave like an adult. This is probably way past your comprehension, but it's time for you little trolls to be human. Your personal attacks are getting very old. Happy Holidays!
@johnnyb u make me happy have a good day too!
What's wrong with that woman?Maybe her husband doesn't let her out much?
@thomas wanna c um out and play?
Peter lad, if u don't behave u will get no gals for xmas
must be a sad life living on a blog. have a good day starrfire
man even if that chick is cute which i highly doubt. i dont think u want her to touch u. She cant ignore people. she craves the attention. she craves more drama than anything else
Starrfire the troublemaker of the group. becareful they dont turn on u
Oooohhh i'm so shaking pleeeaase i'm so scared don't pull me out of computer and beat the crap out of me, if you're a cute chick you can whip me a little bit.LMAO if you wanted me to go you could have ignored me,like Mr.Mad Raper said we make this place what it is.
Lol. starrfie and mad raper . u think u own these blogs?
U must miss them. They're not even here and u bring them up any ways. By the way, no1 is impressed with u. Ur not welcome here. Time for us to troll ur azz out of here too ?
@Tina you azz kisser anyone can post intelligently if he or she chooses,i'm here to have fun and besides the most intellectual people I know have allowed some of the filthiest words to stream from there mouths,and some of them were The Mad Rapers'old Marquee Blog buds.Those people have never impressed me.
Your joking right ? Are you a axx hole like the rest of trolls ?
Double standards w/this mad raper and these regulars which all seem to a circle of friends. A person cant comment on here cause they act like they own the blogs. Forget if you write something they dont agree w/ they make it known in a nasty way.
@Tina Way to go! Happy Holidays, everyone!
Ditto your thoughts. Too difficult for too many on the site to actually have a clear, complete, thoughful, and relevent thought. Much too easy to swear and wallow in the gutter. Hope your mother's use Lifeboy as punishment!
He sounds like a fhagit
@blu blazin Geez, thanks for spreading all that holiday good tidings & cheer. You are such a loser! What exactly is your problem? Did you have a unhappy childhood? Leave people the he!! alone! You trolls just aren't happy unless you are ripping at somebody. By the way, Mad sounds quite intelligent, and he leaves clever posts. Are you jealous of him? You trolls can't handle it when others join in.
Hey starrfire i've great name for you,you couldn't exactly be a reindeer because you'd never get off the ground.You could be stinkin'blinkin'the shrimp smelling bison lmao.
@Mad,what you said.
I actually prefer this place to be free of mods/censorship. Check out Political Ticker and their pre-moderated comment regime. Its so bland over there. Here its like the Wild West, no law aside from the word-filter, anything can happen. Most likely stupid things, but in end we make this place what it is, not CNN.
If people actually have problems with the comments on here, they can simply click "Report abuse" and if there are enough people who do it to the same comment, it goes away. End of story... if people don't like the comments, either they should report them or leave... it's that easy.
Especially those who like to tell what they did today or have been up to. Nobody cares about that shyt do it at your d@m email.
Needs to start banning some people. Are you listening CNN ?
Lmao!!! Selling that azz for cash.
Wats it to u? Are u the blog monitor or own the blog. we can post watever we dam please!!!
Oh, my bad sheriff thats right you do prefer women, You only prefer men when your cash is gone.
How he protects them? He is one of them. Lol Nice trying to turn it around sheriff but we know what's up.
@@3:41 you say Mad's never attacked anyone?Short memory checked old blogs,he has.But i'm not saying he still does,some of us learn from our mistakes.I mean the old 'regulars'did get themselves trolled out of here,I see that some of them are popping in and out every now and then which is good.No long drawn out letters to one another,just hey,what's up?how's it going ,cool.
i prefer women, but i see u enjoy the men, huh? try zack. he cries out for u all the time. I think u going after Mad is a bad mistake, too. the dude never attacked any of u. u are just not happy unless u are casing sh!t. right?
He could suck off The Måd Råp3r.
Yep he would go to town on some cawk
Wash your puzzy
Would you pick a man perhaps? A man with a big @$$ d–k & hairy balls?
Ha ha think again!
I'm starrfire to the people who thought I left. Afternoon to all!
But I swear it wasn't self defense... Lol!
It's quiet in here.. People must either be shopping or watching college football...
By leaving that comment you've already given Constance attention.
Poor Connie is starving for attenshun. I'm not wasting my time wif u. Have a good day!
@UGG Boots and'Monster Earplugs'? I don't know what they are,the top of my list is a fur coat mink or sable it really doesn't matter I look good in a kinds of fur,now all you tree hugging guilty liberals let me have It
LM fur loving AO.
a blue lagoon remake. please ladies, don't drag us guys to see this one. Jennifer Aniston is the hottest woman of all times? she wouldn't be my pick.
Is anyone awake?
Not more flavor?
Lol 'more favor' ?
I like hairy balls myself, hair gives the balls more favor!
so, which retailer do u work for? do we really need advertisements on this blog?
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Hubby said he'd be the perfect man to act in "Psycho". I agreed but said I don't want him to go to prison for murder!
At first I was like ARGGGHHHHWTTTTFFFFFFFFF, Ellis is out of his freaking mind and over the hill!!! Then I was like Disick might work, he seems blank and crazy enough. Then I was like, No! not another crappy Ellis movie. The books are so good, why can't anyone make a decent movie out of them?!?(Less Than Zero the movie doesn't count.)
I want to suck on some little bald nuts.
Me too! Laura.
lol was for @laura
Scott does look like that maniac in American Psycho wow.
The end to the new Rosie O'donnel Show? How are the ratings?