High-profile celebrity splits
October 31st, 2011
04:48 PM ET

Things longer than Kim K's marriage

Kim Kardashian said it was a tough call to end her marriage to her now-estranged hubby Kris Humphries, but whatever the reason, it caused a lot of people to wonder: "What's longer than Kim Kardashian's marriage?"

Well, for starters, we can refer to the gallery above, since all of those high-profile marriages outlasted Kim's 72 days of matrimony. They still ended up in the same place, though.

But according to Twitter, here are a few other things:

  • From @Seth_Rogen: "Kim Kardashian's 'singing career.'"
  • From @lizzwinstead: "The flavor in a stick of Fruit Stripe Gum."
  • From @PBSGwen: "Herman Cain at #1 in the polls."
  • From @TobeyMonster: "[Lady] Gaga's real name."
  • From @ChristyAnderson: "However long it took to find Nemo."
  • From @AshJed: "Dora the Explorer's pause, when she is waiting for you to answer her question."
  • From @A_MgDee: "The hashtag #ThingsLongerThanKimsMarriage."
  • And of course, from @SoVeryAwkward: "That awkward moment when the list of #ThingsLongerThanKimsMarriage is longer than Kim's marriage."

Filed under: Celebrities • Kardashians

soundoff (360 Responses)
  1. Tom Jones

    Her backside.

    December 1, 2011 at 9:57 pm | Report abuse |
  2. JON

    I wish the Kardashian's would just go away and all the reports the TV networks think we need to hear about them.
    Kim Kardashian makes a mockery of what it means to be married.
    You need to take a test for a driver's license. The same should be for a marriage license.

    November 19, 2011 at 1:50 am | Report abuse |
  3. Chelle

    the whole thing makes me sick. You want to go make money simply for being famous because your daddy was a lawyer and your mom was friends with actual famous people? Whatevs, but making a mockery out of something like marriage is just horrible. The judge that handles the divorce should sentence them to a mandatory 1 year marriage... in the same house, like REAL couples live.

    November 18, 2011 at 2:57 pm | Report abuse |
  4. mimi

    Ban the Kartrashions !

    November 17, 2011 at 9:07 pm | Report abuse |
  5. Jitoo Parekh

    Her Last name spelling takes Longer TIME to learn than Her Marriage Lasted.

    November 17, 2011 at 8:14 pm | Report abuse |
  6. really......no really

    one word that is longer then kim's fling. supercalifragilisticexpialidocious !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    November 12, 2011 at 12:17 pm | Report abuse |
  7. Dan0334

    The time it took Gov Perry to think of the 3 government agencies he would cut during the debate.

    November 11, 2011 at 5:13 pm | Report abuse |
  8. Laughomatic

    72 days is short, cant wait to see the even shorter marriage with her sister the Hulk

    November 8, 2011 at 12:38 pm | Report abuse |
  9. Someone who could care less

    I think maybe a hernia can.

    November 6, 2011 at 11:12 pm | Report abuse |
  10. chinn

    Gary Coleman's casket.

    November 6, 2011 at 6:27 am | Report abuse |
  11. Argle Bargle

    Oh, I miss the days of stocks in the public square. Kim would be a regular guest. Rotten veggies, anyone?

    November 5, 2011 at 12:50 pm | Report abuse |
  12. chana

    .. Stops hating on KIM to those who thinks shes ugly, are seriously trippen.. ya shes dumb for ending the marriage, but its her choice and money, so get over it, maybe because he didnt make her happy or because of the nba lockout or, maybe it was for publicity, but even so who cares.. the only thing that sucks is that everyone made a big deal and blew it up in the media, and it all ended,,,maybe she should have stuck it out longer then 72 days but oh well life shall go on, and i wonder how long it will take for her to move on ahaha...love ya kimmmy

    November 5, 2011 at 10:40 am | Report abuse |
  13. adapto1432

    Who wants to take a chance on Kim K? ...............Ever in marriage?

    November 5, 2011 at 4:49 am | Report abuse |
  14. Toltec

    It took Neil Armstrong longer to climb down Apollo and say "One small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind.".

    November 3, 2011 at 7:07 pm | Report abuse |
  15. kk hater

    i think people just need to stop watching this nonsense of a program. Really what r they even popular for bc Kim did a rated r tape! Really what has this world come to? That people in USA think that is cool? And not even once have I heard them mention our Savior JC or God.They dont know what it is like to worry how the will feed their family etc. They spend on a hand bag more than what people bring in on a monthly basis. plain out selfcentered and sad! I really just wish people would stop giving them ratings or buyimg their products!

    November 2, 2011 at 9:42 pm | Report abuse |
  16. kathy rains

    Kim WHO?! Kwame! MADE ME LAUGH! (Like Jessica Simpleton!...WHAT EXACTLY are these BIMBOS 'FAMOUS' for? Do they actually DO anything? Scrub a TOILET?! Wash a DISH?! Does ANYONE ELSE BESIDES ME..think These 2 Flea-males are 'DOGS'? I see NO BEAUTY in EITHER ONE OF THEM!...Be-CUZZZZ..their BLAAAAHHH so-called 'PERSONALITY' OVER-RIDES the FACE and FAKE BOOBS!

    November 2, 2011 at 9:35 pm | Report abuse |
  17. tvnutz

    Who are the kardashian's, seriously? Where did they come from? What have they done? They are nobody's, why do people follow there every move and make them even richer...

    November 2, 2011 at 7:57 pm | Report abuse |
  18. Eric

    I was really hoping this article would be actual things that last longer than whoever's wedding, like a carton of eggs, coffee creamer, etc.

    November 2, 2011 at 6:45 pm | Report abuse |
  19. YAIYO1962

    He was a pawn to make money. She has NO TALENT other than adult movies. And if she is so distraught, why was she having lunch with Reggie Bush. He finally ran for some yards after that lunch......hmmmmmm. She's a no talent gold digger whose marriage was shorter than the NFL lockout. Now Chris is locked out twice....He can do so much better.

    November 2, 2011 at 5:39 pm | Report abuse |
  20. al

    why media give publicity to this whorre?

    November 2, 2011 at 1:12 pm | Report abuse |
  21. Rachy007

    The battery life on the iPHONE 4 is longer than Kim Kardashians marriage.

    Hell, her maiden name is longer than her marriage...

    What a joke.


    November 2, 2011 at 12:58 pm | Report abuse |
  22. GERRIE

    I knew it was not what it seems. She is still madly in love with Reggie. Kris you are a fool to be dragged into that family
    anyway. I feel sorry for Bruce to even be part of that crazy family. It is sad to know Kris that u was not the first and you will not be the last victim of the Kardashian. When you play with fire you get burnt...Ouch! You see Reggie was smart he knows that family very well.....Get out while u still have a little dignity....

    November 2, 2011 at 9:01 am | Report abuse |
  23. It is kind of true!

    Kim K Um-Dumpster isn't marriage material.
    She is more like a receptacle for sea men, and that is only after you have run out of filthy socks in your hamper.

    November 1, 2011 at 11:33 pm | Report abuse |
  24. It is true..

    The KumDumpsters (Kim, King Kong, and Kourtney) are not really marriage material, they are more or less a place to blow a load, when you are out of dirty socks.

    November 1, 2011 at 11:30 pm | Report abuse |
  25. Cali Cutie

    Look at all of the posts, controversy and attention this blog is getting – so for all of you morons posting, this is exactly why the Kardashians make millions. You are oblivious to the fact that what you're doing here is justifying their T.V. time ....all of you are talking about it – are you not?


    November 1, 2011 at 11:19 pm | Report abuse |
  26. den

    let's have some fun

    November 1, 2011 at 11:17 pm | Report abuse |
  27. Concerned

    This says a lot about Kim's state of mind and drive to make money. Her marriage was only a scam to sell photos and promote herself. Crazy and sad in this day and age. When there is so much turmoil in the world, for people like her to act like this, is reprehensible. She had no intention of staying with Chris, and maybe the two of them cooked this up together. But life is a bowl of cherries for Miss Kardashian. I feel sorry for her that she will probably never know what real love is, money is too powerful of a drug.

    November 1, 2011 at 7:13 pm | Report abuse |
  28. mimi

    what happen to values.. Tthis is Hollywood marriage that's superficial to make money. She has no talent she got to do something

    November 1, 2011 at 6:23 pm | Report abuse |
  29. MichelleIND

    The reruns of her actual wedding.....

    November 1, 2011 at 1:26 pm | Report abuse |
  30. Clete

    I guess the publicity was beginning to wear off and it was time to think of something else. I have a thought...why doesn't she set fire to herself? Then she could make an ash out of herself.

    November 1, 2011 at 12:39 pm | Report abuse |
  31. Guesst

    I am guessing that Bob Kardashian is rolling over in his grave about now. He was the only one of OJ's lawyers to look honestly amazed when the jury came back with a not-guilty verdict, so he must have had just a tiny bit of sense of right in him...and that tiny shred of integrity totally skipped a generation with his kids. What a shallow, spotlight hogging bunch of overprivileged ninnies. And what a fine representation of American youth they show the world.

    November 1, 2011 at 12:24 pm | Report abuse |
  32. pia

    i feel sorry for him, then again i don't. if you marry plastic don't expect natural fibers.

    November 1, 2011 at 12:22 pm | Report abuse |
  33. Frances

    @Robert shut up with your gay whining you all are better off the grass is not greener on this side,you're just going to be making gay divorce lawyers richer and you having to part with half of your stuff.

    November 1, 2011 at 12:08 pm | Report abuse |
  34. @wifey

    I'll have what you had please lol.

    November 1, 2011 at 11:36 am | Report abuse |
  35. Mary

    It would be great if parents and children could watch real role models. How parents and athletes mold their lives toward communication, dedication, confidence building, scheduling day to day agendas. In todays economy, Americans need to be inspired by real people. People need to boycott the reality fantasy TV world and demand real people who live pay check to pay check.

    November 1, 2011 at 11:20 am | Report abuse |
  36. Kenn

    What a pathetic joke the entire Kardashian family is. They are the symbol for what is wrong with America today.
    Kim is nothing but an untalented fame Wh..o.re that thinks she is a queen or soemthing.
    She will never find a guy to stick with her and her Mom is a the greedy pimp of the family.
    I hope their show gets cancelled because honeestly people are fed up with their garbage!!!

    November 1, 2011 at 11:03 am | Report abuse |
  37. TODAY

    Reason for divorce: irreconcilable differences in HEIGHT...LOL

    November 1, 2011 at 11:01 am | Report abuse |
  38. Maxwee

    The chinese food in my freezer !!

    November 1, 2011 at 11:00 am | Report abuse |
  39. TODAY

    new on E! channel "Kim Kardashina – Fairytale Divorce"....repeat 100 times till people boycott E! channel alltogether :))

    November 1, 2011 at 10:59 am | Report abuse |
  40. wifey

    My 0rgasm lasted longer than Kim's marriage!

    November 1, 2011 at 10:59 am | Report abuse |
  41. A

    And gay people can't marry each other why?

    November 1, 2011 at 10:57 am | Report abuse |
  42. anna

    I was just reading an article that said "the world is stunned" by the divorce action of Kim Kardashian!

    I wonder who was stunned, I certainly wasnt, did anyone for one instant believe that this marriage would last?

    Silly people playing house!

    November 1, 2011 at 10:56 am | Report abuse |
  43. jason83

    CNN could have saved their time with this article and could have just typed everything.

    November 1, 2011 at 10:52 am | Report abuse |
  44. Karbashians

    Poor Bruce!! The look of fright on his face from all of this! Oh....thats also his surprised face? and happy? and sad? and angry?

    This is what the world is turning into...sleep with some D list celebrity, record it, youtube it....go to rehab for it...make a song about it....go on talk show....cry....then get paid to do it all again.....I feel sick knowing that this is how other countries are seeing our country....rich people making tv shows about themselves, only to get richer......sad....very sad.....right Bruce?? oh he must be confused face now......

    November 1, 2011 at 10:49 am | Report abuse |
  45. jim

    Don't blame the trollop, blame online rags like this one for giving her the publicity.

    November 1, 2011 at 10:32 am | Report abuse |
  46. margaret

    dont even bother with this topic its too funny to even put into words..she should be embarrassed.

    November 1, 2011 at 10:27 am | Report abuse |
  47. Hof

    Judging from how tall he is, there's one thing longer that didn't make the list.

    November 1, 2011 at 10:19 am | Report abuse |
  48. 0patrick0

    Who is Kim Kardashian?

    November 1, 2011 at 10:15 am | Report abuse |
  49. Dennis

    Clearly she had no intention of ever staying with him. WE are the schmucks for paying attention and money to this reality TV crap.

    November 1, 2011 at 10:11 am | Report abuse |
  50. DG

    Seventy two days, is about enough for most of us.Nagging must have started pre maturely.

    November 1, 2011 at 10:01 am | Report abuse |
  51. JoeJoeBinks

    The wedding planning was longer than marriage.

    November 1, 2011 at 9:57 am | Report abuse |
  52. =0)

    They should now have a 2 hour special on her divorce. Since she loves being the center of attention she will probably go for it.

    November 1, 2011 at 9:52 am | Report abuse |
    • Got that right.

      Ha! Stay tuned. Visits to the attorney's office and counseling for the constant "unwanted" media attention will surely be filmed as a result of all this. It will then be aired on E every 20 minutes. She will cry all the way to the bank.

      November 1, 2011 at 10:07 am | Report abuse |
  53. mnp

    They diidnt spend all that money !! everything was free!! .. its sad because they are so many people right now that they wish they can have a piece of bread...shame of both!

    November 1, 2011 at 9:51 am | Report abuse |
  54. Lineka

    Good for you, Kim! You are way to beautiful – on the inside and out – for Humpty. Truthfully, from watching 'Keeping up with the Kardashians', he was very disrespectful to YOU & your family. A very selfish kid. You deserve better! You are one classy lady!

    November 1, 2011 at 9:50 am | Report abuse |
  55. abaddon

    i dropped one in the bowl this morning that was longer, but not as smelly.

    November 1, 2011 at 9:47 am | Report abuse |
  56. Andy

    It took longer for Herman Cain to break into a smile/grin than Kim's marriage lasted.

    November 1, 2011 at 9:42 am | Report abuse |
  57. fastball

    Devil's advocate here – why is she the dummy here? The media has made her and her family the closest thing to American royalty there is....and the American public has sucked it up by the bucket. She's cashed in big-time...and all she had to do was wear bikinis and go to parties.
    She's spent more on shoes this year than the average person here earns in a year. Who exactly is the stupid person here?

    November 1, 2011 at 9:40 am | Report abuse |
  58. Mockery police

    She'll be old and most probably fat in a few years and then maybe everyone will forget about her and her sisters. I would love to know what kind of an IQ those girls are sporting. Please do something that will have you thrown in jail, Kim.

    November 1, 2011 at 9:38 am | Report abuse |
  59. LKM84

    *Yawn* I'm so over these girls.

    November 1, 2011 at 9:37 am | Report abuse |
  60. taffd

    He probably did something like totally bad and stuff like wear an out of fashion shirt! Like, who could blame her??Like, I totally get it! OMG–cause I'm sure her love for him was like, totally rill!!

    November 1, 2011 at 9:36 am | Report abuse |
  61. emma

    How is this sham of an excuse for a marriage featured with the others pictured? Those marriages lasted years, not days; and most of them were relatively private at that.

    November 1, 2011 at 9:35 am | Report abuse |
  62. mario

    Get real People in this Case Marriage is a business.Marriage makes people richer and special Divorce? Thing ab.that it has legal and financial ramifications as well. fraud marriage..................

    November 1, 2011 at 9:35 am | Report abuse |
  63. em

    She was so distraught she got all dressed up for Halloween and went out and partied – so sad. The really sad part is she will make millions off this – they media will pay up. Wait and see. They are making millions now. Then she will file a suit for all those that talked bad about her.

    November 1, 2011 at 9:34 am | Report abuse |
  64. sisi

    What was that guy thinking? This had to have been a publicity stunt – for bad publicity.

    November 1, 2011 at 9:33 am | Report abuse |
  65. Robert

    This is 72-day farce a "marriage". Meanwhile, in most of America, gay couples who love each other, are in a long-term relationship, committed, and would die for one another cannot get married.

    November 1, 2011 at 9:33 am | Report abuse |
  66. Mango

    Get real People in this Case Marriage is a business.Marriage makes people richer and special Divorce? Thing ab.that it has legal and financial ramifications as well. fraud marriage..................

    November 1, 2011 at 9:33 am | Report abuse |
  67. HackEm2Pieces

    Where are the sick whackos out there? Why hasn't someone tried to kill this worthless family for fame? It would be truly ironic to see these fame-hounds get taken down by a fame-seeking psychopath!

    November 1, 2011 at 9:29 am | Report abuse |
  68. PhiklePhame

    What a pathetic immature bimbo.

    November 1, 2011 at 9:29 am | Report abuse |
  69. Rod in Dallas TX

    My only hope is that he takes her for half of everything she owns. Perhaps it will teach her a lesson to stop using people for publicity stunts. I heard on the radio today that one of Kim's best friends told the media that Kim K is a spotlight wh*re and will do anything and everything to stay in the public's eye. If that stupid TV station will just cancel the show, she'll eventually disappear.

    November 1, 2011 at 9:19 am | Report abuse |
  70. Drowlord

    Wow, so many offended people! Celebutante weddings are like professional wrestling. Magazines, TV shows, news... All for advertising dollars. Kim K got married so that you'd buy detergent, pre-packaged foods, and other stuff you don't need.

    November 1, 2011 at 9:14 am | Report abuse |
  71. anna

    Is anyone surprised????
    A more mismatched couple I have yet to see.
    I dont know why any of these people get married, it is all a joke to them. And this is her second, how many more???

    November 1, 2011 at 9:13 am | Report abuse |
  72. Olivs


    November 1, 2011 at 9:07 am | Report abuse |
  73. Her P0rn Tape

    I killed her marriage – wooohooooooooo
    she sucks by the way...and it doesnt suck

    November 1, 2011 at 9:01 am | Report abuse |
  74. Married in Massaachusetts

    Here's something that lasted longer than her marriage... my gay marriage.
    Problem is, her's is considered valid, and mine is not, by many.
    Who's setting a good example here?

    November 1, 2011 at 9:00 am | Report abuse |
  75. Rock

    From Rock – his time off the bench

    November 1, 2011 at 8:58 am | Report abuse |
  76. Teddy

    this is the type of show Ryan Seacrest put on us, the stupid people... and we buy it...and they cash it...

    November 1, 2011 at 8:54 am | Report abuse |
  77. Disgustipated

    It was all a business arraingement from the beginning for publicity purposes for their future carreers, why should anyone be suprised? Next Case!

    November 1, 2011 at 8:53 am | Report abuse |
  78. Nodule

    Tiger Woods list of mistresses was longer than Kim K's marriage.

    November 1, 2011 at 8:39 am | Report abuse |
  79. RDWLJH

    Looks like Kim forgot something in her "Fairytale Wedding" - the "happily ever after." Oh, yeah, you can't BUY that part...

    November 1, 2011 at 8:35 am | Report abuse |
  80. Aezel

    Everyone likes making fun of Kim, and I agree she's a moron. However, the only reason she can make money being a moron is because the American public contains such a healthy supply of morons that they continue to consume the garbage she produces. Her money didn't come from thin air, stupid people gave it to her.

    November 1, 2011 at 8:32 am | Report abuse |
    • anna

      How right you are, unfortunately she isnt the only moron there the country is full of them.

      November 1, 2011 at 9:15 am | Report abuse |
  81. guest

    Yaa ! I won the local pool on how long it would last....I picked OCT 2011 and she filed on the last day!

    November 1, 2011 at 8:30 am | Report abuse |
  82. Timme62

    They made it a lot longer than Britney Spears did first time out. Her LV wedding was what 55 hours?

    November 1, 2011 at 8:30 am | Report abuse |
  83. Mike

    Spoiled Fat Pig. Looks terrible in the morning and I bet he called her out on it. Or she used the bathroom and he finally knows what a stink that horrendous gross fat rear end produces. YUK! She is not a lady. Not even close.

    November 1, 2011 at 8:29 am | Report abuse |
  84. Mike

    Lindsey Lohan's last line of coke lasted longer than Kim's marriage.

    November 1, 2011 at 8:26 am | Report abuse |
    • Timme62

      Yeah, that is one continuous line............with no end in sight!

      November 1, 2011 at 8:32 am | Report abuse |
  85. darntootin

    that makes her a ??? Whhore..., media whooore that is. It's all about the $. She made $18 MILLION of the TV and photo rights. Done. What a whhhhore. Her parents are SO proud.

    November 1, 2011 at 8:24 am | Report abuse |
  86. T

    What lasted longer than the marriage ?......hmmm....
    Well, reading a 30+ page Batman comic book.....chewing Bazooka Joe bubble gum.........picking up the newspaper at the end of the walk..........a GEICO commercial.......the song "You're so Vain" by Carly Simon.......

    November 1, 2011 at 8:21 am | Report abuse |
  87. sparky

    You have got to be kidding these people are the real dirt bags, not the poor people in the world with no money. How can you spend that kind of money and make it a big deal all over the tv , i hope she loses everything she has she is sicking!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    November 1, 2011 at 8:21 am | Report abuse |
  88. Lestat

    Everyone keeps forgetting, this is Ryan Seacrest planned wedding, its fake as he is straight

    November 1, 2011 at 8:19 am | Report abuse |
  89. Lestat

    OMG, they are divorcing, I am in complete shock.
    Was I as good as her bad acting,
    I could see this before they got married, all the fools who watch that crap and all the money they made, should be paid back to sponsors.
    But you got to love all the idiots who thought this was real, stay in your trailer.

    November 1, 2011 at 8:17 am | Report abuse |
  90. WhoCares

    What marriage? The whole thing was just a publicity stunt to make herself some more money (off weddding photos, etc). These people are sick.

    November 1, 2011 at 8:03 am | Report abuse |
  91. Johnjon

    my biggest concern in all this........................ when do all the wedding gifts get returned?

    November 1, 2011 at 7:48 am | Report abuse |
  92. atlantayid

    Thanks for stimulating the economy Kim K. Just wish your had your $10M wedding in Atlanta.

    November 1, 2011 at 7:33 am | Report abuse |
  93. The Fume

    Getting to the center of a Tootsie Roll Tootsie Pop.

    November 1, 2011 at 7:24 am | Report abuse |
  94. Enough

    How far will someone go for tv ratings?

    November 1, 2011 at 7:20 am | Report abuse |
  95. itsallgoodnroanoke

    I blame all of YOU. Stop watching her on TV. Sign all comments, NOT INTERESTED! without US she is NOTHING!!!!!!!! This is a cheap mess. NOT INTERESTED!!!

    November 1, 2011 at 7:17 am | Report abuse |
  96. Jake the Snake

    Like Paris Hilton, the tape is the only reason she's famous

    November 1, 2011 at 7:09 am | Report abuse |
  97. Charisse

    BRAVO Andrea Peyser. Read her column in the NY Post today (cut/paste link below to your browser) on this fake marriage. She expresses what many of us knew. KK: donate the money you made to a real cause or to those less fortunate & suffering, or out of work. Maybe then we could actually have a shred of respect for you. Her father must be turning in his grave. Don't think he would have approved of this sham. KK is loathsome, and the mother is equally disgraceful for pimping her daughters for dollars. This was never a real marriage, and they leave a bad taste all around. Boycott them on cable.


    November 1, 2011 at 6:50 am | Report abuse |
  98. ddd7936

    she is a woman of casual moral virtue, she's cranked half the athletes in CA, what did anyone expect? The best part is, she'll be a fat old lady in about 10 years; she's already getting w i d e. I think she's got a "for rent" sign on her.

    November 1, 2011 at 6:49 am | Report abuse |
  99. Curt

    A one way trip to mars.

    November 1, 2011 at 6:47 am | Report abuse |
  100. Bon Mott

    Kim's penis is longer.

    November 1, 2011 at 6:44 am | Report abuse |
  101. every1lafs

    Longer? The Ray Jay video! ๐Ÿ˜‰

    November 1, 2011 at 6:04 am | Report abuse |
  102. TheObvious

    Of course, JK's member.

    November 1, 2011 at 5:38 am | Report abuse |
  103. kristyn

    she is a spoiled selfish brat who only thinks about her needs and what she wants....she totally used her husband to make money and get tv ratings...he served his purpose and she is on to the next.....she wouldnt even change her name what makes you think she was serious about the marriage.....

    November 1, 2011 at 5:37 am | Report abuse |
  104. Kate65

    "Reality show" stars: are they capable of doing anything other than flaunting their navels or wearing the least amount of clothes possible? Do they do anything that will not make them $$ for no-talent? Do networks make these shows because they appeal to the lowest mentality or is it that the networks just don't want to pay REAL writers to write the scripts. In the end, "reality" shows are the TV equivalent of the National Enquirer.....appeal to someone with a kindergarten education.

    November 1, 2011 at 5:05 am | Report abuse |
  105. Captain Howdy

    the list of gifts that idiot friends sent them for the wedding.....

    November 1, 2011 at 4:43 am | Report abuse |
  106. An Onlooker From The Outside.

    Wow, surprise surprise. I think everyone saw this one coming just not so soon.. Reggie Bush is looking smarter and smarter as the days and years pass for being able to distance himself from this chick and her walking sideshow of a life. More power to her for being able to bank and command that kind of money, what a joke considering the current economic strife the country is going thru. Not directly related but it's almost also pathetic that Kim can so easily make a mockery of a ritual gays and lesbians have fought so hard to get the right to do themselves (not the mockery but the marriage part). Who's up for bets on who the next Mr. Kardashian will be. LMAO.

    November 1, 2011 at 4:26 am | Report abuse |
  107. abacusbrain

    Was I asleep, she got married?
    Do ladies of the night get married?

    November 1, 2011 at 4:16 am | Report abuse |
  108. Josh

    She made herself look like a fool.

    November 1, 2011 at 4:08 am | Report abuse |
  109. Xperiment626

    things longer...how about Ray J's d-

    November 1, 2011 at 3:51 am | Report abuse |
  110. der

    Kim, Lexington steele is single, maybe he will do the trick regardless of all the miles that kim has on her and how loose her thing is...

    November 1, 2011 at 3:42 am | Report abuse |
  111. pablo

    Unfortunately, it's the public's facination with people such as this that make them the money. I think society as a whole is more to blame the the people who capitalize on the gullibility of the masses.

    November 1, 2011 at 3:30 am | Report abuse |
  112. joesense

    her sagging breasts and botox treatments.

    November 1, 2011 at 2:59 am | Report abuse |
  113. jebb

    she is and always will be a sk$nk-y trailer trash how-bag!

    November 1, 2011 at 2:57 am | Report abuse |
  114. zombie person

    i like turtle also... we should hang out.

    November 1, 2011 at 2:53 am | Report abuse |
  115. Jorge

    planning the weeding took longer

    November 1, 2011 at 2:46 am | Report abuse |
  116. brownpound

    Kim is now all mine! gonna have lots of kids, and love her muffin longtime

    November 1, 2011 at 2:44 am | Report abuse |
  117. Andrew

    You missed Ray J's BJ.

    November 1, 2011 at 2:40 am | Report abuse |
  118. Jim34

    Blame the NBA lockout for this one.

    November 1, 2011 at 2:29 am | Report abuse |
  119. gottokidding

    All the money issues aside. I believe most thinking people dismiss the K's as what remains when a person's integrity and humanity have been stripped away. My question is that she had a great big cross in her wedding and she promised her god to ..... til death do us part. This is twice this person has been unable to keep her word to her god. And the award for most insincere person is....

    November 1, 2011 at 2:13 am | Report abuse |
  120. Maty

    Almost as long as the Occupy movement! Occupy Kardashian!

    November 1, 2011 at 1:44 am | Report abuse |
  121. Abyssalmystery

    Kim Kardashian exists because people live vicariously through her. Then they turn on her when she does something totally predictable like this. Get a life, stop following this cr*p and she will go away.

    November 1, 2011 at 1:39 am | Report abuse |
  122. Timetraveler

    Who gets custody of her caboose? Will it be a joint custody?

    November 1, 2011 at 1:35 am | Report abuse |
  123. sam9962

    I'm embarrassed for her! So much for little girls idolizing Kim Kardashian. A beautiful girl with a dark black soul. Even with all that money...she can never hide from herself.

    November 1, 2011 at 1:34 am | Report abuse |
  124. Timetraveler

    Who gets custody of her ass?

    November 1, 2011 at 1:33 am | Report abuse |
  125. Timetraveler

    This was never intended to be a marriage. It was all about the wedding, which was a profitable venture for Kardashian. She capitalized on her "assets" and her 15 minutes of fame, and made millions from that wedding. She's not as stupid as she looks. She knew she didn't have a prayer at a singing or an acting career.

    November 1, 2011 at 1:25 am | Report abuse |
  126. Occupy Kardashians




    November 1, 2011 at 1:17 am | Report abuse |
  127. Harry

    He obviously noticed all that junk in the trunk one night aftert filling her with cognac and said something the next day which sent her packing and screaming for a lawyer which was probably in the driveway waiting. She is a pig! He is better off now.

    November 1, 2011 at 1:14 am | Report abuse |
    • WALDO

      That caboose of hers is bigger than the garbage pile floating in the pacific.

      November 1, 2011 at 1:17 am | Report abuse |
  128. Kummin

    To any man interested in this wh*** – have fun with her, get her in the sack, go places, etc. – just don't fall in love with her.

    November 1, 2011 at 1:03 am | Report abuse |
  129. Selmers

    Know why stupidity sells in America?

    November 1, 2011 at 1:00 am | Report abuse |
  130. FG

    Who are those people and how did they get to the point that mainstream media talks about them? I watched one of the episodes for about 30 sec (you can not watch longer than that) and my strong guess immediately was that there is some power behind that show and the people. Again, who are they (family history, etc.) ?

    November 1, 2011 at 12:59 am | Report abuse |
  131. Mike

    Who are these people? serious question.

    November 1, 2011 at 12:57 am | Report abuse |
  132. Nostalgia

    I got one thing to say to America......SUCKERS!!!!!! Kim took all your money and airtime...SUCKERS!!!!!!

    November 1, 2011 at 12:41 am | Report abuse |
    • O.T.

      The result of nothing's worth watching on TV plus nothing's about moral these days are the result of such a product and why they're on some whatever channel they are.

      November 1, 2011 at 1:48 am | Report abuse |
  133. DP

    72 whole days! That is incredible! I didn't think it would last that long. I bet she filed for divorce because Kris took away her cell phone. LMAO!

    November 1, 2011 at 12:41 am | Report abuse |
  134. JoFo

    Now watch all the shallow people buy their products supporting their shallow lifestyle even more....

    November 1, 2011 at 12:32 am | Report abuse |
    • Madge

      that's right...most of the people that have insulted her..will still order from sears and qvc...jerks

      November 1, 2011 at 10:19 am | Report abuse |
  135. Beth

    Dear Kris,
    Life's too short for b!tches and h@es...hopefully the next girl you meet will be more decent.

    November 1, 2011 at 12:31 am | Report abuse |
  136. Cookie

    People like this are totally boring. They will do anything to keep themselves in the headlines.. TOTALLY BORING!!!!!!

    November 1, 2011 at 12:06 am | Report abuse |
  137. mm

    This guy is waaaaay too goof for this broad! She's a piece of sh!!T! All of them are just wanna be in front of the camera and in the news. Waaay tooooo sleezy chicks. Their time is up and they should just go away and fade into the dark.

    November 1, 2011 at 12:01 am | Report abuse |
  138. J. S.

    The time it takes to get your food at a drivethrough when blacks are working there.

    October 31, 2011 at 11:53 pm | Report abuse |
  139. mm

    I'm sure that whatever the problem is didn't start after the marriage. It was always there and they should not have gotten married. Nothing but a publicity stunt for their reality TV show! A total waste of money and time. I hope he got back his million dollar engagement ring seeing that she did not live up to her end of the bargain.

    October 31, 2011 at 11:52 pm | Report abuse |
  140. gwats

    I was thinking that I was being too harsh and judgmental about this 'human stain'.
    While it's nice to be justified, It's sad and pathetic to see marriage take another black eye for the sake of a few salacious headlines.

    October 31, 2011 at 11:50 pm | Report abuse |
  141. mo

    What a joke. Why is she even popular?? Dress up like a princess but still nothing but trash. Self absorbed people are nearly as bad as the sheep that worship them.

    October 31, 2011 at 11:47 pm | Report abuse |
  142. Stella

    My guess is he wasn't black enough...

    October 31, 2011 at 11:46 pm | Report abuse |
  143. Jane Dylan

    i read an interesting blog about them today http://thefairytalefail.blogspot.com/

    October 31, 2011 at 11:45 pm | Report abuse |
  144. Larry

    0.001 seconds

    October 31, 2011 at 11:45 pm | Report abuse |
  145. Jane Dylan

    i read an interesting blog today http://thefairytalefail.blogspot.com/

    October 31, 2011 at 11:44 pm | Report abuse |
  146. al

    she needs to marry donkey, because that the only ting can satifsfy her

    October 31, 2011 at 11:43 pm | Report abuse |
  147. al

    what idiot, he could get this whoooorrrr on rent for 200/hour, this was the most dumbest person i ever seen

    October 31, 2011 at 11:40 pm | Report abuse |
  148. tallulah13

    Next time somebody mentions "the sancti.ty of marriage,' let's all take a moment to think about this joke. I have no idea who these Kardashians are, or what they do, but they have so inundated the media that there is no escape from them. All I know about them is that they really, really want people to pay attention to them.

    October 31, 2011 at 11:29 pm | Report abuse |
  149. LADrzd

    WHAT a JOKE!! You hollywood bimbos do not know the first think about marriage, love, commitment, perseverence, loyalty and what relationships are truly made of. Alittle something goes wrong and you can't stick with it, and your goooone. More and more reasons this world has lost its hope! Your lavish spending, constant cravings for attention, greed, and fame, are a DISGRACE! YOu all belong on your own island.

    October 31, 2011 at 11:28 pm | Report abuse |
  150. mdamone

    Hard to tell whether she is flat out incurable stupid, or a super genius. Either she was even the slightest bit serious about expecting the marriage to work out, resulting in proof that she is a mental midget. Or she realized that the singing career is over, nobody takes any attempts at her acting seriously, and being famous for being famous was running its course (and the whole Sears thing wasn't paying what was expected)...and the marriage was planned to stay on the world's radar.
    Expensive gamble, though. Let's see if it pays off as Kim switches from "better and richer than you" mode to "I so need your sympathy as I play the victim and hope for the entertainment world's love" mode, like all celebrities in mortal fear of their 15 minutes of fame being over do.

    October 31, 2011 at 11:27 pm | Report abuse |
  151. luvulongtime

    My d..k is longer. She luvmelongtime.

    October 31, 2011 at 11:24 pm | Report abuse |
  152. Kim Kardashian

    Hey everybody! Guess what! I just divorced my 2nd husband of 72 days.... Now I'm gonna remarry and divorce my 3rd husband in about 72 hours. Cause I can't get enough!!!

    October 31, 2011 at 11:18 pm | Report abuse |
  153. Olivia

    C'mon, people. Really. Is anyone on this planet surprised? I care for this divorce as much as I did for the "fairy tale" wedding. Just the nature of the business, build the hype, cash in and let people watch and get caught up in it, Oh! and then cash in again. As long as there is an audience for these shows they will keep producing them. Sad to see but unfortunately the World gets dumber by the day.

    October 31, 2011 at 11:17 pm | Report abuse |
  154. Greg Johnson

    The condom I carried in my wallet as a 15 year old lasted longer than Kim's marriage.

    October 31, 2011 at 11:12 pm | Report abuse |
  155. Brenda

    Can anyone explain to me who the Kardashian's are? So far as I know, they do not even claim to have any artistic abilities. I mean, WHO ARE THEY? Does their popularity mean that any rough-looking, "rode hard and put up wet," sort of ignorant New Jersey women can be television stars? Wow! What a deal. Maybe I can drag up some gals out of alleys in Newark and make them television "celebrities."

    October 31, 2011 at 11:03 pm | Report abuse |
    • tallulah13

      They already did that. It's called "Jersey Shore."

      I find the popularity of these people to be inexplicable.

      October 31, 2011 at 11:31 pm | Report abuse |
  156. speakyomind10

    that inside-out turtleneck that she called an a$$crack probably stretched out longer... or those roast beef curtains on the front

    October 31, 2011 at 11:01 pm | Report abuse |
  157. Janet

    I just have to ask: But who had 72 days with the over/under of 3 days?

    October 31, 2011 at 11:00 pm | Report abuse |
  158. truth101

    the inside-out turtleneck that she called an a$$crack probably stretched out longer... as well as those roast beef flaps on the front

    October 31, 2011 at 10:59 pm | Report abuse |
  159. zombie squirt

    I like turtles

    October 31, 2011 at 10:57 pm | Report abuse |
  160. Clinton

    I dont't blame Kim for this sillness....I blame any idiot who follows this crap.....For even paying any attention to her and all that silliness!

    October 31, 2011 at 10:54 pm | Report abuse |
  161. asdf


    October 31, 2011 at 10:48 pm | Report abuse |
  162. SkinheadRob

    Am I the only one who's noticed that Kim's head is way to small for her body? It is like reverse bobble head small... not to mention her (and half her family) suffer from aboriginal giraffe neck... It's like a golf ball sitting on a tee, on top of a large anthill...

    October 31, 2011 at 10:43 pm | Report abuse |
  163. Sheila Johnson Teeter

    "Unfortunately things didn't work out"....how do you determine that in 72 days? Obviously, KK does not take those wedding vows seriously. How sad, she will never be in it for the long haul.....

    October 31, 2011 at 10:41 pm | Report abuse |
  164. Carole Clarke

    Wow – I've had hair-do's that lasted longer than that marriage. Maybe she's just into the glam wedding thing and played her out card after the honeymoon. Was the whole scene just a business deal to make money? Tacky. They say she didn't want to move to Minnesota – they didn't thrash something like that out beforehand? Sounds like a reverse morality play – examples of what NOT to do in living a good life.

    October 31, 2011 at 10:35 pm | Report abuse |
  165. Johnathan

    What a publicity stunt. Why should ANYONE care about her wedding?? she hasn't achieved anything in life. No proper education, no proper job, no charitable work. She's a joke!! Her whole wedding was for the million of $ that she got paid by selling her pictures, and GUESS WHAT America: I guarantee you, she's gonna rake in some big cash on this end now, by filing for divorce and probably selling the divorce paper or something alike. She's making a fool out of everyone by commoditizing her life. What happened to the times when people had REAL role models in life, and real people to aspire: Gandhi, Edison, Mother Theresa etc. Now America is looking up to the likes of Kim Kardashian and Snooki. Sad story.....

    October 31, 2011 at 10:31 pm | Report abuse |
  166. rabypus

    even Bush is smarter than kris. I mean George w. and reggie

    October 31, 2011 at 10:31 pm | Report abuse |
  167. Rabypus

    what a joke!! Goo

    October 31, 2011 at 10:26 pm | Report abuse |
  168. Bonnie

    That Kardashian family is disgusting.

    October 31, 2011 at 10:26 pm | Report abuse |
  169. Ridgerunner1

    Just think how many people this could have fed if the money had been put to good use. What a shame!

    October 31, 2011 at 10:21 pm | Report abuse |
  170. ou812ic

    1st off she is damn ugly, she looks like a tranny
    I'm sure he got smart and decided he was better off bouncing balls on the court than off her chin

    October 31, 2011 at 10:20 pm | Report abuse |
  171. agonyflips

    In his statement to E! News, Kris Humphries said:
    โ€œI love my wife and am devastated to learn she filed for divorce. Iโ€™m committed to this marriage and everything this covenant represents. Iโ€™m willing to do whatever it takes to make it work.โ€

    Yet she says, โ€œAfter careful consideration, I have decided to end my marriage. I hope everyone understands this was not an easy decision. I had hoped this marriage was forever, but sometimes things donโ€™t work out as planned. We remain friends and wish each other the best.โ€

    So. I guess the truth is she's walking out. He's not wishing her the best, he wanted to remain married. Is this because he didn't want cameras filming his life constantly. Does she choose her TV show over her vows.

    Well, I hope from now on whenever they show this women they play Carly Simon's song 'Your So Vain' and it becomes synonymous with her. Then she after her image is destroyed she can squirm back under that rock she came from.

    October 31, 2011 at 10:10 pm | Report abuse |
  172. Hannigan

    Why is this news god CNN all the news websites. This isn't what we want why do you think Ireport is so good. Because thats the only way we get news in this day of age. All you people have are talk shows its like. MTV not playing music. History Channel have UFOs its lame and yeah know I don't know if I want to follow these reporters any more. Guess I'm going to have to find something new.

    October 31, 2011 at 10:09 pm | Report abuse |
  173. Jeff

    KK is obviously mentally ill... as is her sister.

    October 31, 2011 at 10:08 pm | Report abuse |
  174. WP

    Who cares. That guy should have known what kind of girl she was from her "leaked" movie with RJ.
    Reggie Bush must be rolling on the floor laughing at his stupid azz.

    Kim is just a fake... all the BS about how she had dreamed of her fairytale marriage blah blah blah....
    All garbage just like her with pound of makeup on her face.
    summary: Who gives a fly F$!*

    October 31, 2011 at 10:05 pm | Report abuse |
  175. Tawnie D

    72 days! Not bad for a material girl living in La-La land and a constant state of denial. I've been married for 28 years, and it was often hard and frustrating work, but at least I had a brain enough to recognize reality, and embrace it, and work with it on a day-to-day basis. 72 days is a blip on the radar of reality, and only proves that this girl's head is screwed on so lopsided that it's a wonder she can function out in society at all. Must be nice going through life with that much air in your head...

    October 31, 2011 at 10:03 pm | Report abuse |
  176. Tom

    The lard bottomed Kim won't ever be married longer than 10 weeks. He should count himself lucky to be free of her.

    October 31, 2011 at 10:01 pm | Report abuse |
  177. Alex

    What LITTLE credibility she had is now completely gone. She is now the LAUGHING STOCK of hollywood! Ha ha ha.

    October 31, 2011 at 10:00 pm | Report abuse |
  178. ecopod

    Apparently not Kris' dick

    October 31, 2011 at 9:53 pm | Report abuse |
  179. gamblor210

    Whats Shorter: Casey Anthony's prison sentence

    October 31, 2011 at 9:49 pm | Report abuse |
  180. Light traveler

    Actually it was already over before it even began, Dude is a stand up jerk. His conversations with Kim & her siblings were always condescending & aggressive, almost scary. Surprised it took her this long...

    October 31, 2011 at 9:47 pm | Report abuse |
  181. yo yo

    Kloe to Kim: I snagged me an NBA staaar aaar , nah-nah...nah-nah...nah-nah. Kim to Kloe: Oh yeah, I can get me an NBA star too....hmmmm, let's see, who ain't passed me around like a joint yet...hmmmmmm....I KNOW WHO! KIRS HUMPHRIES! HE'S THE ONLY ONE LEFT!...too bad he ain't a brotha, but what the heck, he's in the NBA.

    October 31, 2011 at 9:44 pm | Report abuse |
  182. Sara

    I suppose she had to keep her name in the news somehow. Ptui.

    October 31, 2011 at 9:44 pm | Report abuse |
  183. Noel

    They never even tried to give the marriage a chance! Hollywood gets married for the publicity and does not take any of it seriously. What a waste of money.........

    October 31, 2011 at 9:43 pm | Report abuse |
  184. Blessed Geek

    The first ten seconds of the Unverse.

    October 31, 2011 at 9:42 pm | Report abuse |
  185. kimK

    (oh wow!) x 72

    October 31, 2011 at 9:38 pm | Report abuse |
  186. ivy

    Things longer than the marriage: "The wedding planning"

    October 31, 2011 at 9:28 pm | Report abuse |
  187. Misty

    How embarrassing to spend all that money on a wedding the whole world knew wouldn't last...instead of giving to the poor. The Kardashians are egotistical white trash...or better yet trailer trash ewwww! Who really cares?

    October 31, 2011 at 9:26 pm | Report abuse |
  188. iBelieve


    October 31, 2011 at 9:23 pm | Report abuse |
  189. Gavur

    She was a little to tall to s*ck his di@ck without bending. She couldn't take it.

    October 31, 2011 at 9:23 pm | Report abuse |
  190. DOT


    October 31, 2011 at 9:18 pm | Report abuse |
  191. Brooke

    honestly i love her but who would spend that much money on a wedding a get devoriced 72 days later....crazzzy.

    October 31, 2011 at 9:17 pm | Report abuse |
  192. David M.

    There were countless comments on here about this marriage not lasting to the end of the year when it was announced. I guess we were overly optimistic to think it would make it that long. What a couple of dopes.

    Ten million dollars spent on a wedding. Meanwhile, thousands of kids are dying every day from malnutrition and lack of access to clean water.......Kind of brings in to focus where their priorities were. But when you're that self-centered, no one else matters.....it's all about ME.

    October 31, 2011 at 9:07 pm | Report abuse |
    • Melissa M.

      Not just "their" focus – the focus of the over 4 million viewers of the show. Can't even exclude myself – I peeked.

      October 31, 2011 at 9:49 pm | Report abuse |
    • RSVP

      No, it's all about the dress. See the #1 tidbit Kim revealed about the wedding in the Aug. 19th edition of People mag:
      1. It's All About the Dress
      Kardashian wants guests to leave the wedding thinking, "Oh my God, that dress!" she told Ryan Seacrest's KIIS-FM radio show Friday. "It's all about the dress."

      This is soooooooooooooooooooooooooo wrong.

      October 31, 2011 at 11:27 pm | Report abuse |
  193. ladont

    But Kris probably has the "new" video which he would have made so he would own. His paydays will come ... far more than 72 days worth.

    October 31, 2011 at 9:07 pm | Report abuse |
  194. Evel Knievel

    I'll tell you what's longer than her marriage – the schlongs on all those black dudes she bangs.

    October 31, 2011 at 9:06 pm | Report abuse |
  195. Diego

    I think a fart in the middle of a hurricane lasts longer than that marriage.

    October 31, 2011 at 8:59 pm | Report abuse |
  196. john

    Kim needs someone to slap around and make her the center of her universe. Bend over for the family and be treated like you're nothing. Kris is somebody and doesn't look like he would bow to her messed up family.
    Kris chasing fame? Are you kidding? He was already a famous NBA player. He's already famous.
    Kris should be grateful, Kim is a waste of his time.

    October 31, 2011 at 8:53 pm | Report abuse |
  197. allen

    I'd pound that every waking hour. That dude wasn't hitting it right.

    October 31, 2011 at 8:52 pm | Report abuse |
  198. DarthDave

    I know! I know! One thing that is "longer than Kim K's marriage" is Eric Cartman's d ick. (T.M.I. Episode)

    October 31, 2011 at 8:45 pm | Report abuse |
  199. dart

    ...Probably her divorce. Enough already with things Kardashian.

    October 31, 2011 at 8:42 pm | Report abuse |
  200. Mari

    She always said she wanted to get married. She wanted us to feel bad because no one wanted to marry her. Now she gets married, and spends all that money, all those shots of her in her wedding dress, possing and smiling, ever mind her husband is not in half of them. Now she wants a divorce. Poor Kris, you were used by someone who spoiled, and manipulative. She did all of this for the publicity, she got what she wanted and she doen't need you anymore. I hope you can move on.

    October 31, 2011 at 8:41 pm | Report abuse |
  201. Happy Smiley

    According the some in America, Kim has worked hard for her $35 million. I'm sure those Americans can show me and all of you how hard she has worked, and can help her justify spending over $130K per day on her charade of a marriage. The super rich in America – they earned every dollar!!!!!

    October 31, 2011 at 8:41 pm | Report abuse |
  202. rockfish

    Let's Occupy the kardashians!

    October 31, 2011 at 8:36 pm | Report abuse |
    • Melissa M.

      No, Occupy Ryan Seacrest, E! Network, and their advertisers. They produced the show to begin with.

      October 31, 2011 at 9:47 pm | Report abuse |
  203. Jeepers

    He was a big, giant oaf. What on earth made her even go out on a date with him, much less marry him???

    October 31, 2011 at 8:35 pm | Report abuse |
  204. purple haze

    They lasted longer than the new "Charlies Angels"

    October 31, 2011 at 8:35 pm | Report abuse |
  205. purplehaze

    My over/under was about 20 days, I was way off. Divorced & Locked out, bad month dude.

    October 31, 2011 at 8:30 pm | Report abuse |
  206. brie

    What did Bruce Jenner do to his nose? He looks downright weird now and he was a good looking man at one time.

    How can people in California be so vain and stupid?

    October 31, 2011 at 8:29 pm | Report abuse |
  207. rockfish

    I wish they would go away in 72 seconds.

    October 31, 2011 at 8:22 pm | Report abuse |
  208. frankman

    what a tramp

    October 31, 2011 at 8:15 pm | Report abuse |
  209. Kyra

    They both should be investigated for pulling a stunt like this big. To think that people are spending time and money just to watch any of her or their family's shananigans is something I cannot understand. This one tops it all. I wish an investigation should start. It's like they pulled a fast one, a non-profit organization or something and got $18,000,000.00. They should return the money or donate them.

    October 31, 2011 at 8:09 pm | Report abuse |
    • Melissa M.

      There are rumblings that many-a-vendor might sue them for fraud. Still, I'm shocked that a heavy weight like Vera Wang would be suckered into this.

      October 31, 2011 at 9:46 pm | Report abuse |
    • Tiffany

      Well, Vera Wang made money because she got paid for the dress...so therefore, everybody made their cut somehow!!!!!!

      October 31, 2011 at 10:13 pm | Report abuse |
  210. SteveS

    The Defense Of Marriage Act (DOMA) has lasted longer than their marriage.

    October 31, 2011 at 8:04 pm | Report abuse |
  211. This family have no shame.....,go away idiots

    I am sure Kim is looking for her next husband, and the mother is selling his stupid daughters.

    October 31, 2011 at 8:04 pm | Report abuse |
  212. can we deport Kim and her family

    lets send them to Iran , a one way ticket. This Putas are the shame of this country.

    October 31, 2011 at 8:01 pm | Report abuse |

    gold diggers , good for nothing, plastic body and mind. Hope they disapear from tv for a long time.

    October 31, 2011 at 7:57 pm | Report abuse |
  214. mejazzbo

    Craig Ferguson's snake tattoo. Yes, Geoff. That's code.

    October 31, 2011 at 7:53 pm | Report abuse |
  215. Buzz Aldrin

    Way to go CNN... give her the media she wants so bad so she keeps pulling stupid stunts.

    October 31, 2011 at 7:52 pm | Report abuse |
  216. Judy

    As long a folks tune into their shows
    and purchase the magazines publishing stories about them the public will have the Kardashians, Lohan and Paris. If you want them off the media radar stop buying and watching. They are all selfish brats.

    October 31, 2011 at 7:50 pm | Report abuse |
  217. Sandra Lovito

    Lasted a little longer than I thought ...lol !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    October 31, 2011 at 7:43 pm | Report abuse |
  218. mark matthess

    Let's see! The wedding cost around $10k. They were paid $18k for the rights to broadcast that ugly wedding. If my math is correct, they both made $111,111 per day, just to say "I do". What a business!

    October 31, 2011 at 7:39 pm | Report abuse |
    • Hollywood

      Your math is incorrect. The wedding cost over 10 million dollars and not $10k as you cite. The Lorraine Schwartz headpiece she wore during the ceremony was valued at over $2.5M. The entire event was an advertisers' bonanza. The K clan's income increased by a paltry $65M ($65,000,000) because of the event.

      October 31, 2011 at 9:11 pm | Report abuse |
  219. poiuytre

    Oh geez, if I hear or read or see one more thing about Kim Kuntdashian and her pathetic life I am going throw up! Enough already!

    October 31, 2011 at 7:37 pm | Report abuse |
  220. anna


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  221. Camille

    This is really unbelievable to think that they scammed their guests for $18,000,000.00. These gifts were from their hearts. How can they do that! scamm your friends and relatives thinking you are in love and marrying the man of your dreams and vice versa. You guys put a bad name into marriage, shame on both of you! Both of you should return the gifts you guys conningly collected and say a prayer that this will not come around!

    October 31, 2011 at 7:37 pm | Report abuse |
  222. mohican

    WHITE TRASH!!! I feel for the poor guy, he thought she was a real person, not a characteriture.

    October 31, 2011 at 7:34 pm | Report abuse |
  223. mike

    They say the FIrst marriage lasts twice as long the second marriage. that guy has a lot to look forward too.

    October 31, 2011 at 7:34 pm | Report abuse |
  224. Jim

    I originally put the over/under at 6 months on this marriage guess that was a bit optimistic. Would somebody please remind me why we give a **** about these ditzes?

    October 31, 2011 at 7:29 pm | Report abuse |
  225. Russell Hammond, Hollywood

    This was (is) all scripted from the very inception of the engagement. Next, they'll get remarried because the split will have been a "mistake." This is reality TV at its worst (as if there's a "best.")

    October 31, 2011 at 7:28 pm | Report abuse |
    • gracen

      I totally agree, she plots her life on what will boost her ratings.

      October 31, 2011 at 11:29 pm | Report abuse |
  226. Bookenz

    Her botox will last longer.

    October 31, 2011 at 7:24 pm | Report abuse |
  227. Heather (not the Heather who said not the Heather above)

    She did beat Britney Spears' one day marriage?

    October 31, 2011 at 7:19 pm | Report abuse |
  228. Rod C. Venger

    Losers and ho's. want a successful marriage? Boldly go where no man has gone before...and only after you marry her.

    October 31, 2011 at 7:13 pm | Report abuse |
  229. DirkDougler

    Thangs that last longer: Ray-J in her "feature film".

    October 31, 2011 at 7:09 pm | Report abuse |
  230. aldiggy

    I think its safe to say that we all knew this wasn't going to last. Kris, don't sweat it man. At least you got to tap that ass once or twice. Take that as a victory and move on to someone who isn't so wild and will actually settle down. She probably just had a craving for teh black cawk

    October 31, 2011 at 7:01 pm | Report abuse |
  231. Seedenbetter

    Anything to stay in the headlines.

    October 31, 2011 at 6:57 pm | Report abuse |
  232. Seedenbetter

    I guess he wasn't black enough.

    October 31, 2011 at 6:56 pm | Report abuse |
  233. Peri

    Pathetic people? You'll find them anywhere by the thousands. Pathetic people getting this sort of media attention? Not so many. I say this this our fault.

    October 31, 2011 at 6:56 pm | Report abuse |
  234. mmee888

    72 days! Longer than any marriage she will have from here on out.

    October 31, 2011 at 6:44 pm | Report abuse |
  235. Just Sayin'

    I'm no liberal but when you see straight people making a mockery of marriage it makes you wonder why some much uproar over gays getting married.

    October 31, 2011 at 6:42 pm | Report abuse |
  236. Voiceinthewind

    Don't worry she has no class, for sure, she probably only got married for the gifts(LOL). I wish the media would divorce the entire clan so we would not have to hear about them again already.

    October 31, 2011 at 6:42 pm | Report abuse |
    • debster60

      Oh Please God yes we should all divorce this whole family, network, and Ryan something. Everyone all together now we can do it. Simply put just Stop being viewers

      October 31, 2011 at 9:07 pm | Report abuse |
    • RSVP

      Everyone who is sick of the Kardashian clan should boycott them with a "Unoccupy The Kardashians" revolution.

      October 31, 2011 at 11:06 pm | Report abuse |
  237. David

    Now does he have to pay this little tart alimony for his 72 day romp in her sack?

    October 31, 2011 at 6:41 pm | Report abuse |
  238. Moe Lester

    She was hoping he'd get darker as time passed and got tired of waiting.

    October 31, 2011 at 6:41 pm | Report abuse |
  239. David

    I think all this girl is doing is collecting gifts, trinkets, monies so that when he butt becomes unpopular, and her 20 minutes of infamous fame are over, she'll have a little nest egg to fall back hard upon.

    October 31, 2011 at 6:38 pm | Report abuse |
  240. Alex

    If she has ANY class at all she will return ALL the wedding gifts.

    October 31, 2011 at 6:36 pm | Report abuse |
    • debster60

      when pigs fly maybe, she has no class so that's not about to happen anytime soon.

      October 31, 2011 at 9:02 pm | Report abuse |
    • Dd

      She'll sell them for a profit before she'd give them back!

      October 31, 2011 at 9:15 pm | Report abuse |
    • RSVP

      It wouldn't surprise me if she sells the wedding gifts and her wedding dress on ebay...since fools born everyday, I wouldn't put it past her.

      October 31, 2011 at 11:02 pm | Report abuse |
    • Gwen

      ACTUALLY she is donating them to the charity The Dream Foundation.

      November 2, 2011 at 7:40 pm | Report abuse |
  241. Heather (different Heather than above)

    Wow. What the hell. Why are these people even allowed tv/internet time? How is she famous, anyway, what did she do? I never caught the start of her fame, and missed it. Isn't she now just famous for being a celebrity? How does that happen?

    October 31, 2011 at 6:34 pm | Report abuse |
    • Sad but

      They are famous because people click on her pictures daily and we are here reading and posting about them.

      But as you can see from this story, even with all the money, it would suck to be them.

      November 1, 2011 at 12:53 am | Report abuse |
  242. PennStar

    I gave them no more than 90 days in an actual real bet with friends. Nobody took the bet, but me. I am a genius! What other marriages can I predict will be divorced? Let's see...Tony Romo and that chick he is with when she finds out how horrible of a QB he is...by the end of the season they will have filed. The kardashians are all lame, except Kourtney is pretty hot. Kim is the worst of them all.

    October 31, 2011 at 6:33 pm | Report abuse |
    • JD

      Seriously?!? Kourtney looks like Eddie Munster.

      October 31, 2011 at 6:40 pm | Report abuse |
    • derp

      The big wench looks like a wookie.

      November 1, 2011 at 9:16 am | Report abuse |
    • ga


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    • Miss

      Tony Romo's wife will stick with him until she has a baby or two. Her clam to fame is Miss. Missouri. She was also a sideline reporter for a second tier channel. She can't make money without him. So I would give it 3-5 years. Think Tiger's wife – babies, divorce and huge settlement.

      November 1, 2011 at 11:10 am | Report abuse |
    • s

      @derp.... Don't you mean she looks like sasquatch

      November 1, 2011 at 11:22 am | Report abuse |
  243. Scaramouche

    There must be a God!!!!

    October 31, 2011 at 6:33 pm | Report abuse |

    This gives me one more reason to be disgusted with this family. GO AWAY!! You are nothing but money hungry attention seekers. We are tired of you! SCAM SCAM SCAM You should all be ashamed! Youre late father/ex-spouse would be ashamed of the way you are all acting.

    October 31, 2011 at 6:32 pm | Report abuse |
    • sheshe

      I couldn't agree more. I think the poor man is rolling in his grave and is probably glad he isn't here to see the mockery of his efforts and the laughing stock of a family his ex and children have made of themselves, all under his name.

      October 31, 2011 at 6:54 pm | Report abuse |
    • debster60

      I agree shame shame on all them. Bruce must be mortified!

      October 31, 2011 at 8:59 pm | Report abuse |
    • Loubies

      Since her father helped OJ get away with murder, I'd bet he'd be quite proud of them.

      October 31, 2011 at 9:32 pm | Report abuse |
  245. Dospo

    Why do we need such a model character in the media? Wasn't her backdoor entrance to fame enough to convince some of you of her characteristics?!? Ugh

    October 31, 2011 at 6:31 pm | Report abuse |
    • Greekgod

      Yes her BACKDOOR entrance to society did tell us a lot. I for one particularly liked her entrance, or was that Ray J's entrance. Anyway, that is the only reason they are famous at all. Nothing else matters about the family, they are all phony, don't offer anything of substance to anyone.

      October 31, 2011 at 7:15 pm | Report abuse |
  246. BlackDynamite

    The NBA and NFL Lockouts were longer, and more interesting!

    October 31, 2011 at 6:30 pm | Report abuse |
  247. Heather

    What's longer? Well, my guess is that my comment a few days ago addressing her newly wed state is probably still open for comment. (for the record, I said – Weddings are easy. Marriage is work.)

    Something else that lasts longer? Whatever network it was that was covering her insanely expensive wedding is trying to figure out what to do with the last three episodes it planned to release of the coverage of the "Fairy Tale Wedding."

    Wooo yeah, T

    October 31, 2011 at 6:27 pm | Report abuse |
    • Heather

      cut me off at my punchline:

      The wedding (or coverage thereof) lasted longer than her marriage.

      October 31, 2011 at 6:29 pm | Report abuse |
    • yeah, I went there

      What's longer? The time it takes for Heather to actually make a point...

      October 31, 2011 at 7:02 pm | Report abuse |
  248. portalpunk

    me and my girlyfriend broke up today, Monday Aug 22 was our first date, so technically Kim and Dufuss lasted 2 days longer than us.

    October 31, 2011 at 6:24 pm | Report abuse |
    • Daniel

      wow, did she break up with you because of your poor grammer? Hope you are not our future.

      October 31, 2011 at 7:50 pm | Report abuse |
    • RK403

      Sorry, but "grammer" is actually spelled "grammar". Hope you are not our future

      October 31, 2011 at 8:35 pm | Report abuse |
    • El Guapo

      holy sheets dat was funnies. No ese i is the futures. ja ja ja ja!

      October 31, 2011 at 8:42 pm | Report abuse |
    • wa2go

      I think it was both his poor grammer AND his poor gramper. Neither one of them had very much money.

      October 31, 2011 at 10:43 pm | Report abuse |
    • g2kk

      Hey RK403. You need to replace the batteries on your sarcasm detector!

      November 1, 2011 at 8:33 am | Report abuse |
  249. DMOST

    One word...PATHETIC!

    October 31, 2011 at 6:22 pm | Report abuse |
  250. Raju

    These are role models...for our young generation...they are animals...dont follow these people please

    October 31, 2011 at 6:22 pm | Report abuse |
    • Cricgolf

      Agree Dude. No human emotions,Just wild copulating animals....

      October 31, 2011 at 6:37 pm | Report abuse |
    • ST

      I'm confused, are they trying to prove that the all Americans who consider them as "Celebrities" are idiots?

      October 31, 2011 at 7:47 pm | Report abuse |
    • queenbee10

      EVERYONE who has posted on this blog (including me) has "followed Kim" and validated why she is famous and worth the money she gets. Even if you HATE her–you are still providing the reason why she is on tv and why the media is after her.

      "ANY publicity negative or positive is GOOD PUBLICITY"

      November 1, 2011 at 11:13 am | Report abuse |
  251. Nell

    I wish the Kardashian family' would go away in 72 days!!!!! WHY are they "famous"?

    October 31, 2011 at 6:21 pm | Report abuse |
    • NHP


      October 31, 2011 at 6:27 pm | Report abuse |
    • Markus

      I am with you on this one Nell. This day and age, anyone who farts in a room is famous. As long as you can get it on TV. No longer do we have to put time and effort into anything. But to answer your question "Why are they famous"? We the people make them that way, by tuning into their trash. When people start tuning out this type of junk TV, they will go away.

      October 31, 2011 at 7:07 pm | Report abuse |
    • JMC

      Totally agree Nell......where is the talent, what is the fascination with these people? Will never understand it ๐Ÿ™ Not surprised about this "divorce", nothing but a publicity stunt. What a waste of time and money and in this day and age, totally vulgar!!

      October 31, 2011 at 7:27 pm | Report abuse |
    • Jimzcarz

      They're all famous for sleeping with atheletes

      October 31, 2011 at 9:06 pm | Report abuse |
    • jimzcarz


      October 31, 2011 at 9:07 pm | Report abuse |
    • Sal Voce

      GOOD QUESTION! Make it 72 YEARS and I couldn't be happier to NOT hear about those SL~TS!!!

      October 31, 2011 at 9:08 pm | Report abuse |
    • USA

      The are famous because they are media w*ho*res!!! Anything they can make a buck on they will do!! Including the mama – they all need to fade away!!

      October 31, 2011 at 11:38 pm | Report abuse |
    • Guest

      Why are they Famous? The mom is selling the family to Ryan Seacrest's Production company. Anything goes for $$$

      November 1, 2011 at 12:20 am | Report abuse |
    • wendy


      November 1, 2011 at 3:32 am | Report abuse |
    • LP

      Because you reply to this post!!

      November 1, 2011 at 8:57 am | Report abuse |
    • derp

      " WHY are they "famous"?"

      I believe she is famous for fuc king black guys on video.

      November 1, 2011 at 9:13 am | Report abuse |
    • queenbee10

      People like Kim, Paris and Kat are famous for one very good reason–they have a following–whether you hate or love them is immaterial–if you "follow them" comment or like to read about them even if it is negative–you are a FAN–people are famous due to all the ordinary people who cannot seem to get enough of them and so SELL media time. Like this blog and ALL our posts–just more proof why she is famous. LOL

      November 1, 2011 at 11:04 am | Report abuse |
    • Lydia

      The irony in this thread is totally hilarious.

      November 1, 2011 at 11:20 am | Report abuse |
  252. lmaoff

    like everyone else in the world didnt see this coming..yes you look like a fool as does the rest of the family for going along with it..kudos to anyone that got married less than a year of being together..but personally..I think your really not smart..I'm embarrassessed for her..lol

    October 31, 2011 at 5:56 pm | Report abuse |
    • JustMe

      My inlaws married 2 weeks after knowing each other. Married for almost 50 years, until she passed away. But then again, they weren't marrying for money or publicity. .

      October 31, 2011 at 9:26 pm | Report abuse |
    • D Taylor

      It's spelled "You're" lmaffo...
      Who's NOT the smart one now?

      October 31, 2011 at 10:33 pm | Report abuse |
    • wa2go

      You get an A+ for creativity on your spelling of "embarrassessed", too!

      October 31, 2011 at 10:42 pm | Report abuse |
    • Sherri

      Yes, it is spelled you're. Not YOUR. Also it should be didn't. You might want to run Spell check before posting.
      The contraction for you are is you're. Not your as so many people are doing now.

      October 31, 2011 at 11:54 pm | Report abuse |
    • YourMom

      Haha, I love people like Sherri who chastise other people for grammar and spelling mistakes and then tell them to use spell check to catch mistakes like "your" and "you're". Sherri "you're" the real idi0t here.

      November 1, 2011 at 12:22 am | Report abuse |
    • YourDad

      Actually, YourMom, Sherri made the additional claim that "didn't" requires an apostrophe. Most spell-checkers will indeed catch this mistake. Nice try.

      November 1, 2011 at 1:08 am | Report abuse |
    • im

      to your mom: girl i am scared of you girl...you just correcting and correcting...haaaaaaaaa

      November 1, 2011 at 9:52 am | Report abuse |
    • queenbee10

      For the famous–having babies, adopting and getting married are money making vehicles and for some politics is the ticket. Face it–you go to college, slave in a career or hone talent to make money–all to end up living the life you want and making more money to get there, stay there and share it with someone. The more you have, the larger the list of "someones" is. Kim probably NEVER meant to stay married. She saw how much her sister pulled in by having a baby and getting married–well she has not been able to produce a baby yet (and withhold the pics to start a bidding war) but she could do the marriage thing. She did it–got paid for interviews and mag spreads–and she increased her cash flow–FACE IT–poor people get married for the "noble reason" but the more you have or can exploit, the less likely you are there to stay in a relationship and the more likely it is being done for marketing purposes and air time.

      Kim did well from that standpoint. Now, If she can just produce a baby and hold out for who the daddy is and what the baby looks like.....she'll be in the money. Which is what she is all about right now. The FOOLS are all the posters who even remotely think she has the same agenda they do. She does not–different world, different social strata, different rules. We may not like it–but it is true.

      November 1, 2011 at 11:02 am | Report abuse |
    • Lydia

      Everyone predicted Khloe and Lamar wouldn't last, and they seem very much in love. Since half of all marriages end in divorce, doesn't that just mean, we are all just doing about as well as a coin toss? I don't like Kim either, she is shallow and self-absorbed, but so are most of the people commenting on other people's misery.

      November 1, 2011 at 11:02 am | Report abuse |
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  253. carrieanne

    72 days?! Thats not even long enough for a Kraft American cheese single to go over! Must be nice to be able to throw away that much money on a whim.

    October 31, 2011 at 5:33 pm | Report abuse |
    • summertime

      Throw away money? She MADE $30 million on selling that wedding! Not bad for someone with only a high school education.

      October 31, 2011 at 8:09 pm | Report abuse |
    • eldono

      I know the longest thing. Long as in l o n g. The time it takes light to travel the width of a string, as in string Theory.
      I don't know. 10 to the -50th seconds?

      October 31, 2011 at 10:42 pm | Report abuse |
    • LDrd

      KK WHAT a JOKE!! You hollywood bimbos do not know the first think about marriage, love, commitment, perseverence, loyalty and what relationships are truly made of. Alittle something goes wrong and you can't stick with it, and your goooone. More and more reasons this world has lost its hope! Your lavish spending, constant cravings for attention, greed, and fame, are a DISGRACE! YOu all belong on your own island.

      October 31, 2011 at 11:25 pm | Report abuse |
    • Tessajo

      I agree with you carrieanne, it is a waste of money. No matter how much money she makes in a day or a month or whatever. Doesn't she know that there are couples out there that really do love each other and want to get married but can't afford it? She could of sent me that money she wasted on that marriage. I could of put it to great use...and then I wouldn't be a single mom struggling anymore. Must be nice to have all that money....I work my ass off and go to school but i guess thats life right?

      October 31, 2011 at 11:54 pm | Report abuse |
    • Guest

      You nailed it. There are people living in tents because they lost their homes, rooting through garbage for empty cans to turn in for a few pennies so they can buy a slice for their kids to share. The whole shebang...Kim going on and on and on ad nauseum about finding her "soul mate,' after knowing him for ten minutes, managing to get a HUGE obnoxious diamond on her finger, and planning a wedding, how perfect will I look, the multi-dres reception, the coverage by various magazines, the poses, the closeups, and it doesn't mean JACK SH!T at the end of the day. The whole thing was as weak and fake and insincere as her personality. I think of all that money and the necessities it could buy for people who despeately need a hand, it just seems surreal to me. 72 hours? I've had intestinal viruses last longer than that.

      November 1, 2011 at 12:09 am | Report abuse |
    • marilyn of virginia

      dumb from the begining, didnt watch the wedding because didnt look real. its not entertainment, it is jerking people around, way to much money and when he wasnt black, yeah i knew. lol

      November 1, 2011 at 2:09 am | Report abuse |
    • Different Guest

      To be fair, Guest #1, it was 72 days, not 72 hours (funny how automatically linked that number is mentally to hours).
      Not that it isn't still incomprehensible, ridiculous, wasteful, shameful, and all the other points you made ๐Ÿ™‚

      November 1, 2011 at 3:35 am | Report abuse |
    • Samira

      I definitely don't agree with the unnecessary hype and attention surrounding these petty issues when clearly, there are more important things going on in the world. What can you expect from someone who doesn't even know herself well enough to find the right person for her? She's miserable inside because of it. It's particularly sad that some women look up to her as a role model. She doesn't paint a positive picture for young women about real inner self-confidence.

      Although her priorities are incredibly backwards the comment from "thedude" was completely unnecessary. As an Armenian woman whose family survived the Armenian genocide, I find that comment to be just as shallow and superficial as the marriage itself. I wouldn't wish that kind of fate for any human being on the planet. Yes, it's a terrible shame that all of that money and time were invested in a complete waste for one woman's need of endless attention and adornment, but to wish that they're family had been tortured, mutilated, starved to death because of it shows a lack of humanity. Worst comment you could have ever made.

      If the world wasn't watching the Kardashian's, I can assure you, it would be another family on television airing the same fiasco's and drama's, spending their wealth on frivolous things and indulging their endless greed in bounds of detached and self-concerned "importance". The world would still watch.

      They are human. They will screw up a hell of a lot more than this. You can chose to concern yourself with it, or find more important and meaningful ways to spend your time.

      Hopefully she finds some kind of growth from this, otherwise, she'll keep misery in her life all of her life.

      November 1, 2011 at 8:40 am | Report abuse |
    • Samira

      Yes, it's a terrible shame that all of that money and time were invested in a complete waste for one woman's need of endless attention and adornment, but to wish that *THEIR* family had been tortured, mutilated, starved to death because of it shows a lack of humanity.

      That was bothering me.

      November 1, 2011 at 8:45 am | Report abuse |
    • Robert

      They call this thing a "marriage". Meanwhile, in 44 of the 50 states in America, gay couples who love each other dan committed to each other still can't get married. Justice?

      November 1, 2011 at 9:37 am | Report abuse |
    • Kanini

      I dont know why everyone is blamining. Anyone who is not biased that have watched the show since Krish came into Kims life can tell that the guy is so rude and far different from many Minnesotans. Minnesotans are nice people and not anywhere near as rude. Kim is someone who likes marriage life and so made a mistake of marrying him before she got to know him. Considering his lack of caring and rudenes, I think she did the right the to get out early.

      November 1, 2011 at 9:56 am | Report abuse |
    • kardooshianpublicitystunt

      Obviously, it was for ratings. Way to sell your dignity for ratings Kim and family.

      November 1, 2011 at 10:28 am | Report abuse |
    • kwame84

      Occupy Hollywood anyone?

      November 1, 2011 at 10:30 am | Report abuse |
    • Red

      So where did the $30M she made promoting her fake marriage actually come from? Who paid her, and where did they get the return on their investment? Ads? Viewership? Seems an awful lot of money – someone must have lost their a$$.

      November 1, 2011 at 10:35 am | Report abuse |
    • queenbee10

      What is this about these gorgeous women? They get all the raves (Hall, J-Lo, Sandra, Kim) but none of them can keep a husband–though Jennifer did keep Marc Anthony in some fashion for years. I'm betting that despite them being beautiful all are lousy in bed.

      November 1, 2011 at 10:44 am | Report abuse |
    • queenbee10

      LDrd–your post would have more "oomph" if it was not for the fact that over 65% of the people married in the US end in divorce making them also guilty of the same things.

      November 1, 2011 at 10:46 am | Report abuse |
    • queenbee10

      Tessajo– Why is it that now adays all people have to do is see others with money and the hate piles on with them being jealous and thinking they would have spent it better? NO YOU WOULD NOT have put it to better use. THAT IS A FACT. How do we know? Because you already demonstrate poor life decisions and results. If you did not –you wold not be on a blog hating because someone else has more than you, you would be making enough money to be married and together you would be making more. KNOW WHY YOU ARE POOR AND CAN'T GET MARRIED? BECAUSE YOU ARE A LOSER WHO SPENDS MORE TIME COVETING WHAT ANOTHER PERSON HAS AND NOT ENOUGH TIME GETTING OFF YOUR AZZ–GOING BACK TO SCHOOL (IN A CAREER THAT ACTUALLY PAYS SOMETHING) AND DOING WHAT IT TAKE SO SUCCEED ON YOUR OWN. AS FOR BEING A SINGLE MOM–CLOSE YOUR LEGS AND YOU WILL NOT HAVE AS MANY PROBLEMS THERE.

      Okay so how does that "can't afford to get married" thing work? It only costs 50.00 to get the license right? You are a single mom who cannot afford to get married? Are we supposed to translate that into you are a single mom who does not want to have her alimony or child support payments diminish by marrying someone?

      Anyone can afford to get married unless they are in a shelter somewhere and NO ONE owes you a dime that they make. Grow up and stop the "leech/parasite–poor- me- so- all- you- rich- people- should- subside -my- crazy,- tired, self centered-LOSER- and -grasping- azz" mentality." Close your legs, stop buying Mickey Ds and diet cokes–make sacrifices and stop being jealous of people who have more and HELP YOURSELF.

      November 1, 2011 at 10:55 am | Report abuse |
    • Suzanne

      I agree with Nell.

      November 2, 2011 at 11:07 am | Report abuse |
    • patman

      if u stop watching they will go away. but u wont will you america. Idiots..buy a vowel on the hangman show thats been on for 40 years. im suprised some country hasnt taken us over while we were watching "the wedding"

      November 2, 2011 at 2:28 pm | Report abuse |
    • jeb

      Hmm things even shorter than her marriage, how bout his wang?

      November 16, 2011 at 7:54 pm | Report abuse |

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