Sinéad O'Connor looks for love online
August 30th, 2011
02:36 PM ET

Sinéad O'Connor looks for love online

Irish singer-songwriter Sinéad O’Connor – who is looking a little differently lately – has taken to Twitter, as well as her official website, to find a man. And some of her requirements for a romantic partner are rather amusing.

"Am in desperate need of a very sweet sex-starved man," O’Connor, 44, wrote on her site this month. But sweet alone won’t cut it.

The singer also provides a list of particulars and deal-breakers: "Stubble is a non-negotiable must. ... Must not be named Brian or Nigel."

Many of the controversial star’s requirements are sexual in nature, but she’s unapologetic about getting graphic. "SO VERY VERY happy to be weeny insect chipping away at Ireland's sexual repression,” she tweeted.

Remember, this is the same lady who ripped a picture of the Pope!

New York Magazine highlights the best quotes from Sinéad’s search - most of which are too inappropriate for this family friendly blog.

However, thanks to her more G-rated tidbits, we learned that Dave Chappelle is her “dream man,” and she fancies Robert Downey Jr., and U2’s Adam Clayton. Her man must be no younger than 44, employed, snuggly, with “no hair dryer use.” And, naturally, no hair dye, after shave or hair gel.

Since her search for love began, Sinéad said she has gone from just a few Twitter followers to almost 2,800 (as of Tuesday afternoon).

And it does appear her plea has been effective: “ALL applicants will receive replies, but since there are literally hundreds of applicants, it may take a few weeks for me to respond to each one.”

soundoff (35 Responses)
  1. Patrick Malone

    What happened?Dumb question,'father time' is the worst deviant of all.

    August 31, 2011 at 2:46 pm | Report abuse |
  2. Pope John Paul The Turd

    I like to buttPhuck little boys then have them lick the chocolate off my JimmyStick.

    August 31, 2011 at 2:20 pm | Report abuse |
  3. Betty ButtSlammer

    Oh yea...Sinead likes cream corn blasters up her ass.

    August 31, 2011 at 1:40 pm | Report abuse |
  4. Smack-it-up-Flip-it-Rub-it-down

    Question: How does Sinead O'Conner part her hair?

    Answer: She squats.

    August 31, 2011 at 1:35 pm | Report abuse |
  5. Queeshia

    I thought it was about Sinead O'Connor.Stupid trolls get on my nerves you're not funny just pathetic.STFU

    August 31, 2011 at 12:37 pm | Report abuse |
    • Pope John Paul The Turd

      At the Vatican "Soap on a Rope" isnt allowed. EVERYHOLE bends over!

      August 31, 2011 at 1:49 pm | Report abuse |
  6. eunis

    Nuns love to eat one anothers Kunts!

    August 31, 2011 at 12:20 pm | Report abuse |
  7. Pope John Paul The Turd

    I, like many of the cardinals, bishops and popes before me love to eat fresh buttSquirts from the toilet.

    August 31, 2011 at 12:06 pm | Report abuse |
  8. teddy

    This nutjob has always been starved for attention.

    August 31, 2011 at 11:50 am | Report abuse |
  9. jdog

    she's turning into Susan Boyle

    August 31, 2011 at 11:05 am | Report abuse |
  10. The Måd Råp3r

    It doesn't help much that her page is composed of crazy ramblings about v¡brators and her "sh¡tuation". To each their own I guess.

    August 31, 2011 at 10:33 am | Report abuse |
  11. Anna Jean

    I'll I can guess how many of you are in your forties,"Zero",get to school boys.

    August 31, 2011 at 9:02 am | Report abuse |
  12. pat

    I like a women who knows what she wants, was the stubble beard a must for him or her

    August 31, 2011 at 5:13 am | Report abuse |
  13. Tyrone '69

    I'll take her on,but first she'd have to shave her head for me.I just turned forty two,two years won't make difference after you sees my big ahhmm,ego.

    August 31, 2011 at 12:47 am | Report abuse |
  14. Pope DOESN'T = Christ

    So big deal she ripped up a pic of the pope. its not as thou he is god/jesus. if it was a pic of jesus i dont think u idiots would hv gotten so worked up bout it. these popes are just another set of cult leaders n worse. u idiots following this man around like he is jesus. what a shame..worshiping an idiol

    August 30, 2011 at 7:59 pm | Report abuse |
    • Madame Rue

      Have fun burning, loser. You make me sick – wait a minute, you are sick. And ignorant. And pathetic. And mindless.

      August 31, 2011 at 11:37 am | Report abuse |
    • Pope John Paul The Turd

      Ms Rue. Did I mention I also like brown showers? Well I do. How would you like to take a big dump in my eyebrows then wipe you rear-end with my flowing white frock?

      August 31, 2011 at 11:58 am | Report abuse |
    • Pope John Paul The Turd

      Ms Rue. Did I mention I also like brown showers? Yes!! You can doo doo all over me then wipe your behind with one of the flowing white dresses. See us popes are the original cross-dressers.

      PS...I also like having my rear-end hammered until the brown gravy is spewing all over the bed linens. Tuda-loo!

      August 31, 2011 at 12:01 pm | Report abuse |
  15. Louie

    She is a good example of what happens when you feel you are above everyone and everything. Ripping up that picture in front of people who loved that man cost her a career that was going straight up. I'm sure she regrets that moment.

    August 30, 2011 at 5:30 pm | Report abuse |
  16. Arnold Ziffle

    She looks like she just finished off the entire buffet at Golden Corral. Maybe she can co-host Man vs. Food with Adam Richman.

    August 30, 2011 at 5:07 pm | Report abuse |
  17. MadCityBabe

    my god that's an aweful pic of her. I would never have guessed this was the same woman.

    August 30, 2011 at 4:32 pm | Report abuse |
  18. The Måd Råp3r

    @Capt Slapaho,

    I'd hit it with an orbital bombardment. Ye gods what happened!?!

    August 30, 2011 at 4:27 pm | Report abuse |
  19. J.G.Wentworth

    The picture looks like she just inhaled a Subway footlong a la Connie Conehead. I'd like to schtupp her while wearing my Pope mask.

    August 30, 2011 at 4:13 pm | Report abuse |
  20. James

    Still crazy after all these years...

    August 30, 2011 at 3:47 pm | Report abuse |
  21. who gives a d*mn

    I'm not irish, but I am cursed, all tho I think she'll take me. Finaly some1 to love me. I'm such a lonely pos.

    August 30, 2011 at 3:40 pm | Report abuse |
  22. betty

    If she's looking for a ...uhm...shall we say.....a man with a "larger" ...uhm...personality, stay away from the Irish...cursed you know.

    August 30, 2011 at 3:10 pm | Report abuse |
    • Metatron

      Howdy, Betty. Not all of us Irish boys are cursed with less than large components. I encourage you to explore this.

      August 31, 2011 at 2:20 pm | Report abuse |
  23. Junkpile

    She looks kind of scary now......

    August 30, 2011 at 3:04 pm | Report abuse |
  24. Captain Slapaho

    I'd hit that.

    August 30, 2011 at 2:59 pm | Report abuse |
  25. Jorrdan

    She used to be hot now she's not.

    August 30, 2011 at 2:58 pm | Report abuse |
  26. Big Mike

    Can I be first? I've always loved that shaved head.Hair or not I love you.

    August 30, 2011 at 2:48 pm | Report abuse |

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