Today's news you might've missed:

• So while you were working at your job, 18-year-old Taylor Momsen announced that she's quit hers. Well, just the acting part. But regardless - we thought you were dying to know. [Elle]
• New dad Nick Cannon will fit right in on the set of NBC's "Up All Night," about a couple dealing with the lifestyle change of becoming parents. The actor has landed a recurring role as the co-host to Maya Rudolph's character, a talk show star. [TV Guide]
• The eye candy has flown the coop, ladies and gents: Bradley Cooper is reportedly out of a remake of "The Crow" because of scheduling conflicts. [The Hollywood Reporter]
• We're already laughing and we don't even know all the plot details yet: Reports say that Jason Bateman and Melissa McCarthy are teaming up for a comedy called "ID Theft." The two will co-star in the film about a guy who gets his identity stolen by McCarthy's wily character. [Deadline]
• In light of the death of "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" husband Russell Armstrong, which appears to be a suicide, the cast members tweet their condolences. [Entertainment Weekly]
• It can't be a coincidence that Kim Kardashian's bridesmaids will be walking down the aisle in dresses the same color as money. [People]