While you were working...
July 11th, 2011
06:18 PM ET

While you were working...

Today's news you might've missed:

  • Supermodel Miranda Kerr opens up about the pain of giving birth to her and Orlando Bloom's son, Flynn. No kidding, Miranda. (Us Weekly)

  • Attention, Little Monsters! If you weren't the biggest fan of Lady Gaga's "The Edge of Glory" music video, the pop star could redeem herself with something more theatrical. She's hinting at a mermaid theme for her next single from "Born This Way."  (MTV)

  • Rihanna can add "underwear model" to her résumé come fall - the singer was named the newest face for Emporio Armani Underwear and Armani Jeans. (JustJared)

  • Apparently James Franco isn't superman - in a recent interview, he explained that his Oscar performance might have fallen flat because he wasn't given enough material to work with. (Huffington Post)

  • The holiday season is far from most of our thoughts, but check out the teaser trailer for the fantasy "The Adventures of Tintin: The Secret of the Unicorn," slated to be released on December 23. If the 2:24 minute trailer is any indicator, the graphics alone will make the film worth seeing. (Wired)

soundoff (16 Responses)
  1. Tina5

    I did the same thing yo momma did when she had you you mutt.

    July 12, 2011 at 11:09 am | Report abuse |
  2. DuckButter

    my berries are sweatin' today

    July 12, 2011 at 10:00 am | Report abuse |
  3. Canine Humper

    ...I was humpin your male doggys in the butt. Oh they cried out and whimpered a little but after a while they enjoyed it and so did I.

    July 12, 2011 at 9:47 am | Report abuse |
  4. clem

    ...I put my hard rod in your daughters mouth.

    July 12, 2011 at 9:20 am | Report abuse |
  5. Tina5

    Yea Miranda some should have told you those labor were murder,the next one will probably be easier my third and last one (my son )was the hardest,I thought he was going to kill me that's the one time I did get assistance for pain.

    July 12, 2011 at 9:16 am | Report abuse |
    • Doodee Rustler

      Tina. When the kid finally squirted out did you, at the same time, shoot out a bunch of butt rockets and mookie stanks?

      July 12, 2011 at 9:19 am | Report abuse |
  6. Ole Grandad

    ...I let your son jerk-off my jimmystick.

    July 12, 2011 at 9:08 am | Report abuse |
  7. Paco

    Your dad was humpin my manHole.

    July 12, 2011 at 8:25 am | Report abuse |
  8. Peace

    Hey Miranda Kerr, tell us something we didn't know! Hail yes it hurts, but what a pay off, huh? (Especially when the grandkids come later!) 🙂

    July 12, 2011 at 8:05 am | Report abuse |

    Yeah. He be a willy wag touchin foo.

    July 12, 2011 at 7:57 am | Report abuse |

    Jay Z be munchin on the doodoo this mornin.

    July 12, 2011 at 6:51 am | Report abuse |
  11. Najima

    I spilled a slurpee on your rug.

    July 12, 2011 at 1:12 am | Report abuse |
  12. Marny

    I s***ed your father.

    July 11, 2011 at 9:34 pm | Report abuse |
  13. Imtheone


    July 11, 2011 at 9:16 pm | Report abuse |
  14. mike

    wow miranda kerr is super cute

    July 11, 2011 at 9:09 pm | Report abuse |
  15. while You were Working

    I was f***ing your mother

    July 11, 2011 at 8:27 pm | Report abuse |

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