Chelsea Handler to Jennifer Aniston: Stay away from Kardashians
June 3rd, 2011
12:13 PM ET

Chelsea Handler to Jennifer Aniston: Stay away from Kardashians

Chelsea Handler has never been shy about cutting celebrities down a few notches, but the comedian insists she reserves her tongue-lashings for those who truly deserve it.

"I only have talked about people that I think are acting irresponsibly or are making fools of themselves," she tells the Hollywood Reporter. "There's no reason to talk about Reese Witherspoon. I've never talked about those people and anyone I've become friends with. I'm not going to be friends with them if they're idiots in the first place."

This might explain why Handler recently warned her good friend Jennifer Aniston not to associate with fellow E! network stars the Kardashians.

"Jennifer said she saw the Kardashians at dinner last night. She was like, 'They're nice,'" recalls Handler. "And I said: 'Don't get photographed with the Kardashians!' People will blame me for it!"

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  1. Dori

    Chelsey is down to earth and not afraid to express herself. Maybe slightly off at times but aren't we all? I am not a lesbian but sure would take her on in a heartbeat!!!!!!! Just saying:)

    November 7, 2011 at 12:04 pm | Report abuse |
  2. Cnnequalsidiots

    Did you really just write a several paragraph news article about 2 women saying 1 thing to each other?

    1: They are nice
    2: Don't get photographed with them

    Is this really news worthy?


    July 1, 2011 at 5:26 pm | Report abuse |
  3. b human

    Only stupid nation such as yours can put in their`s shows recorded improvised laughing, because you are everything, but not funny!!! Pathethic!!!

    June 23, 2011 at 7:15 am | Report abuse |
  4. L

    So she saves her tongue lashings for those who deserve it or are making fools of themselves. Hmmmm funny how do Angelina Jolie's children deserve or make fools of themselves. Her spitful, mean and bigoted comments directed at a 11 year old Cambodian boy was warranted – how? This child has a famous parent, gets photographed and that is why they deserve to be ridiculed and made fun of by a WOMEN in her 40s. Be mean about Brad and Angelina all you want by why drag children into the equation. Seriously those kids aren't in the spotlight for being famous, but because their parents are.

    June 21, 2011 at 11:26 pm | Report abuse |
  5. boilermaster2

    Believe me? YOU'RE an idiot. Actually it is indeed you're...which is a contraction for you are. It is not YOUR, which is a possessive showing something belongs to YOU. The sentence would read...sorry you are a tadpole. Not sorry YOUR a tadpole. Did you complete first grade? Hmm?

    June 21, 2011 at 3:31 pm | Report abuse |
  6. dot dot dash dash

    i watched about 5 minutes of chelsea lately once & she wasn't funny, it seemed like they just pulled some bitter ho*ker off the street & tried to make a star out of her. jennifer aniston looked soooo hot in that stupid piece of adam sandler movie just go with it. she may not have the greatest acting chops but she sure looks good for her age. so long suckaz!

    June 20, 2011 at 11:39 pm | Report abuse |
  7. what the?

    @ truthenazia, you're a stupid genius, keep up the bad work. or maybe i should say your since that's the general consensus

    June 20, 2011 at 11:32 pm | Report abuse |
  8. Tina

    CNN, a large portion of the blogs on this site are certainly not following the Rules of Conduct.

    June 20, 2011 at 11:32 am | Report abuse |
    • truthenazia

      why do you call these blogs? they're nothing more than comments, & not very good ones @ that. blahg

      June 20, 2011 at 11:27 pm | Report abuse |

    i like the kardashians they are so cool!!!

    June 15, 2011 at 3:32 pm | Report abuse |
  10. Jenny

    why would people blame chelsea for jennifer taking a picture with the kardashians?

    June 14, 2011 at 2:29 pm | Report abuse |
  11. ben

    Not a fan of the Kardashians, but Chelsea is about as funny as a woman's period.

    June 6, 2011 at 2:52 pm | Report abuse |
  12. Nicole

    Why are all these "witty" regulars commenting on a Chelsea Handler story?

    June 6, 2011 at 1:19 pm | Report abuse |
  13. erica

    She loved having the Kardashians on her show and now she dogs them. Jennifer aniston cannot act so she is no better than the Kardashians. I hear her stand up comedy tours suck and she looks like a 62 year old drunk.

    June 5, 2011 at 10:42 pm | Report abuse |
  14. PerytonsPlace

    If Chelsea hates the Kardashians that much than she should have no isses leaving E! which is the same network along with Ryan Seacrest that made these "Got rich from their dead famous attorney father's name" who they are today! Rich, talentless idiots that we as society should ignore so they just go away along with Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, The cast of the Jersey Shore, etc.......

    June 4, 2011 at 9:38 pm | Report abuse |
  15. charlie crack

    Be good dude...catch you later.

    June 4, 2011 at 11:27 am | Report abuse |
  16. charlie crack

    Uh huh.

    June 4, 2011 at 11:26 am | Report abuse |

    Charlie C sup man it's going to be a lovely day.Dude I don't know why you and your crew think everybody that ain't feeling you is angry on the contrary I'm basically a happy mf, I can get along with almost anybody well I'll admit mostly women hey my mother I've always been like that.So I ain't no hater, I just f–k with bi–hes that like to f–k with emotional women, I'll be their "black" knight that's why I slept with two of them last night.So on that note I'll catch you later.

    June 4, 2011 at 9:10 am | Report abuse |
  18. Sunshine Girl*

    I love Kim's a$$.It cant be tamed in size.

    June 4, 2011 at 7:52 am | Report abuse |
  19. Sunshine Girl*

    I love Kim's a$$.

    June 4, 2011 at 7:52 am | Report abuse |
  20. Bea

    She looks like she got hit in the face with a bag of nickels.....what happened to her?? lay off the booze & shut up or be funny !

    June 4, 2011 at 7:14 am | Report abuse |
  21. charlie crack

    @man-ding-dong-less- I read all the stories and on every one you post some meaningless banter. Oh. And its "kneel". And the only reason id do it is to steal your shoes like you had your milk money taken to make you so bitter and left TRYING to be cool. Hasta chump!

    June 4, 2011 at 6:30 am | Report abuse |

    I ain't a fake MadR@p3 or r2d2 c3po whatever your stupid name is. I AM MANDINGO neal at my feet ho!!!

    June 3, 2011 at 11:04 pm | Report abuse |
  23. Evel Knievel

    But I do love granny arms.I think they match my droopy weiner perfectly.

    June 3, 2011 at 10:33 pm | Report abuse |
  24. fernace

    Handler just takes her self too seriously these day. A few yrs. back, before her TV fame, she was hilarious. Kind of a thinking persons comedian. Now she's just sarcastic & plain mean. What gives her the right to dictate to her friends who to hang with! She needs to get over herself, thats clear!

    June 3, 2011 at 6:02 pm | Report abuse |

    Chelsea, where is 50 Cent?

    June 3, 2011 at 4:16 pm | Report abuse |
  26. Pkm

    Hi brick wolf and i are both jews and proud of it what do you think about that hi wolf

    June 3, 2011 at 3:12 pm | Report abuse |
  27. @N

    their all fake!!!!especially kims a$$!!!

    June 3, 2011 at 3:05 pm | Report abuse |
  28. Dude

    That's what goods friends are for... Agree with Chelsea.

    June 3, 2011 at 3:02 pm | Report abuse |
  29. @fake peace

    Be nice now. Have a nice day.

    June 3, 2011 at 1:59 pm | Report abuse |
  30. Mad Do()chebagger

    I'm so self-important, I think my sh!t don't stink.

    June 3, 2011 at 1:56 pm | Report abuse |
  31. Beautiful Vixen

    Lol...Peace is cool and I agree with meg. Anyway, I can't stand this woman. I like watching the Soup though because Joel is a funny guy. This woman trieds too hard to be funny which she is NOT. Nathan needs to watch the Soup so he can laugh some.

    June 3, 2011 at 1:53 pm | Report abuse |
  32. Papo

    Uh oh! Coal-burner war!

    June 3, 2011 at 1:52 pm | Report abuse |
  33. Brick

    I love lamp.

    June 3, 2011 at 1:39 pm | Report abuse |
    • truth decay

      Do you really love the lamp, or are you saying that because you just saw it?

      June 20, 2011 at 11:13 pm | Report abuse |
  34. Daniel Troppy

    She's 100% right on the money. but I refer to them as the KarTRASHians....

    June 3, 2011 at 1:33 pm | Report abuse |
  35. LBW

    She is a nasty and crude woman.

    June 3, 2011 at 1:31 pm | Report abuse |
  36. I'll Poker Face

    I wanna sit on Kim Kardashian's belly!

    June 3, 2011 at 1:30 pm | Report abuse |
  37. monkey

    dooooooooody !

    June 3, 2011 at 1:11 pm | Report abuse |
  38. monkey

    Well i am pretty smart for a monkey. I dont fling my poop too often. I am well mannered.

    June 3, 2011 at 1:10 pm | Report abuse |
  39. meg

    Me too ! I am disgusting ! All I do is talk about doodoo ! P.S. be nice to our friend Peace or we will ask monkeys to fling their pooop at you.

    June 3, 2011 at 1:08 pm | Report abuse |
  40. Peace

    No, what's disgusting is that CNN allows me to post on every story, hundreds of times and continue to pew my holier than thou rhetoric. I disgust myself.

    June 3, 2011 at 1:05 pm | Report abuse |
    • The Mad R@p3r

      LOL @ Fake Peace. Good too see you trying though MANDINGO!. Do me next so I can laugh at you failing. 🙂

      June 3, 2011 at 1:34 pm | Report abuse |
    • Peace

      Mad Do()chebagger or whatever, you're almost as big a waste of oxygen as Peace is. Fail? You and all your little bloggers are the failures. I can't believe your mommies let you play on the computer all day.

      June 3, 2011 at 1:47 pm | Report abuse |
    • LMAO

      Peace- that's assuming it's more than one person. Come on...I'm sure it's not a bunch of "little bloggers" – it's all one little pizz ant with no life. 😀 Now THAT is a FAIL. lol

      June 3, 2011 at 3:36 pm | Report abuse |
  41. Steve

    I am sure Chelsea is happy, her little puppet Jennifer listens to everything she says.

    She professes to be trying to help Jen but she comes across as oddly self-serving especially since she made it clear she didnt care about Jen hanging out with them, she was more worried about people associating her with Jen doing it.

    Sad really.

    June 3, 2011 at 1:05 pm | Report abuse |
  42. B=Dog

    A) She, like most women is not funny... most women are missing the funny gene.

    B) Nice granny arms lol

    June 3, 2011 at 12:57 pm | Report abuse |
    • Bigger DOG

      Apparently, you are missing ALL the human genes and normalcies. Sorry to hear your a tadpole that is just swimming aimlessly in life.

      June 3, 2011 at 1:11 pm | Report abuse |
    • Biggest DOG

      Pfffttttt... Bigger dog, you're a brainless tadpole yourself. It's YOU'RE not YOUR.


      June 3, 2011 at 3:02 pm | Report abuse |
    • Evel Knievel

      She's got the granny arms going and I bet she has grandma hands too. She wouldn't get anywhere close to my canynon snake.

      June 3, 2011 at 5:53 pm | Report abuse |
    • Believe me

      No...actuallly, it is YOUR... 🙁

      June 20, 2011 at 9:05 am | Report abuse |
    • Daniel

      Many women are funny, Just not Chelsea.

      June 22, 2011 at 9:42 am | Report abuse |
    • geezlouize

      Actually Believe Me – its YOU'RE as in YOU ARE a tadpole.

      June 22, 2011 at 7:40 pm | Report abuse |
  43. flex

    ok the kardashians are talentless and have no reason to be famous and now that Jen in no longer married to Brad, well that lumps her into the same group. So, they really should hang out together. They should go get Paris Hilton too.

    June 3, 2011 at 12:44 pm | Report abuse |
  44. RamblinRosie

    Of the thousands of photos of Ms. Handler CNN chooses one with granny arms flailing? Passive aggressive much? I have bumped into Chelsea in person at several events, and this picture does not reflect the very pretty (and warm) gal I spoke with. She is apparently very loyal to those she holds dear and reserves her comedic blade for the worthy.

    June 3, 2011 at 12:36 pm | Report abuse |

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