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June 2nd, 2011
09:45 AM ET
Kim Kardashian: I'm not pregnantThe name Kim Kardashian has become attached with many things – reality TV shows, clothing, diet pills, a sex tape – but the reality TV star is considering trading in all of that to officially become a Humphries. According to TMZ, sources close to Kim are “adamant” that she will "for sure" take fiancé Kris Humphries’ name after the wedding – which may or may not be happening in mere months. The 26-year-old New Jersey Nets player surprised Kim with a proposal and a 20.5 carat diamond ring on May 18. One thing’s for sure: she’s not headed for the chapel because she’s pregnant. Kim Kardashian cleared up that rumor herself, calling the reports “crazy.” “I am NOT pregnant! Magazines can be so tricky with their wording,” she wrote on her blog. “The inside states that one day I want a baby! But I’m not pregnant! I can foresee lots of crazy, made up stories coming out in the near future and I certainly don’t have time to shut down every rumor. But believe that if you hear it from me, it will be true. Otherwise, don’t always believe what you read, dolls.” So will she be Kim Humphries? Guess we'll have to wait until after those wedding bells to find out. |
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no she is going to get pregnant by me so he beta back off from my girl i got yo back Kim don't worry babe.
With a large-sized c**k man she's dating, I doubt she could get pregnant... he jams it so hard up... that it turns the cervix upside-down. This is true... I have factual data to prove it.
How can she get pregnant? She only does anal.
Who would want to hit that in the first place?! The next dumb Mofo better be wearing an 8 ply radiator hose for protection and strap a 2 x 4 across his a$$ to keep from falling in!
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Slow day, CNN? Yawn! Why do we care?!
Not pregnant? I'm pretty sure it's not for lack of trying. What a tasteless, classless female.
If this chick were pregnant she'd blow up to the size of the Moon. She's got a serious Fat Gene in her that is visible.....
How can she be pregnant? She has a d**k in her mouth at all times!
What happened, the real NBA players wouldn't give you the time of day?
With all that's going on in the world today, you think we give a rat's a$ss?
You can't get pregnant if you svck.
THANK GOD!!!!!!!
What about intelligence, are you pregnant with intelligence?
Why isn't she pregnant? She's got enough man goo in her to impregnate a nation.
similar to her sister, she won't be able to get pregnant because of all the STDs she has from all of the coal burning she has done. I throw up a little in my throat every time I hear the name Kardashian.
She is one butt ugly woman.
Who cares!
...yet.
Just for the record, I'm not pregnant, either.
'nuff said
I pee on you, drip drip drip.
she is not pregnant, just fat
Oops, I got this article mixed up with the duck laying an egg in the Home Depot aisle. My bad.
Humphries: "Hey kids, anything good on t.v.?"
KIDS: We're watching Mommy suck a big black dong."
She's not pregnant and she's not fat. It's just a little bloating from some stuff she swallowed.
She's not pregnant. She's just fat.
she is clueless and has wanted to be married to anybody that would take on that load.
the guy is 26 and hasn't got a clue, he is in heat with this "godless woman" Oh please. What a piece of trash ( her).
Oh, the doctor was mistaken as she turned around and saw her face, he thought her as was her stomach
And if she is, WHO CARES?????????????????? It never ceases to amaze me why ANYONE would even watch these plastic, phony, ignorant people!!!!!
then you're just fat I guess....
From the videos I've seen, she's not doing it right. Kimmy, babies don't come out of your mouth. Try another hole.
You asked for it CNN
this woman must watch Mandingo 5 times a day.
I'm so glad to hear that, the world doesn't need anymore people that have no use to anyone outside their parents being rich
I didn't think you could get poop knocked up.
Thank God! These are the last people we need breeding.
Wow, thanx Kim for setting the record straight. Now I sleep better tonight.
a no-talent armenian got so many white folks upset and name calling...she must be one smart mammajamma....I think she is smarter than all of you who insist on bashing her...she has millions of your money...what do you have? nothing but complaints...picture takers follow her every move...why? because you secretly want that body...why are you talking now? you want that body...go on white boys...admit it...she is better than your average white girl...
I know i wouldnt mind slidin a finger down the crack a dat azz
from the back side she looks like she's been pregnant for a couple years. wait til she drops the first one, it'll look like she's carying twins in her back pocket..
Remember ladies, if you go black, you do go back.
we done wit her...yall can have her back...
What I meant to say was "Im not pretty, smart, or news worthy."
"...just fat...also, so promiscuous I wouldn't know who the father was if I ever did get knocked up."
I'll be done in a minute Chuck just keep your pants on.
Dammit I been waiting 20 minutes when is it mine turn? I wanna get in there before MJ & Tiger hit that.
No offense, but Kris reminds me of the guy in the James Bond movie who had metal teeth, was tall, + named 'Jaws'.
Aww Kim Kardashian's preggers!! 😉
LMAO!! Wow some of you are on a roll this week..love it! Please keep the comments coming 🙂
I want Kim in my bed,she will never want a man again.
Kim Humphries is a great name, but we will always know her as Kim Kardashian... Khloe didn't take Lamar's name. Plus, I'm pretty sure the twitter name KimHumphries is probably already taken 😉
Dat booty sure looks pregnant.
wow, I thought Kim K was a man..........................my bad
Only stupid people argue among themselves over the attributes and qualities of people who are smart enough to demand and get what they want from this world.
that's like less than 1% of the population
This kind of thing is exactly why I prefer to read slash. *sigh*
No spawn of K Trash- life goes on.
Hey Kim I'm so glad for u.your such a hot mama love you.call me one day I'll will love to meet u. 909 5448386
Just ugly and fat...
Hey CNN....can you go a day without putting this fat cow somewhere on your website? Please?
WHO CARES if the HO is pregnant? I clicked on the article just to read the replies and have a laugh! I must admit the whole KK Klan is laughing all the way to the bank...but there's nothing we can do about that. They're like watching a train wreck–you know it's gonna be a mess but you can't help yourself. I'm just glad the K girls are such a great influence on young women everywhere! GOD HELP US!
my thoughts exactly
WHO CARES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
....I care.........truly, madly, deeply
While I can not speak for everyone else who responded negatively to this article, I took the time to respond more to express my disappointment with CNN. It is supposed to be a NEWS network, not a Hollywood gossip site. The space on the main page of the website could have been used for something news worthy instead of confirming that Mrs. K is not pregnant.
oh come on......this is just the fluff part of CNN................does it really matter?!
...a little fluff with whipped cream along with the hard hitting fact articles......delicious.....people like to dump their comments....it's good therapy baby
If Kim' did get pregnant, trust me, she won't get pregnant by trailor trash, she's too smart for that.
good good..I was hopinng to do something about it
I heard the New Jersey Nets are having trouble selling tickets at their new arena in Brooklyn. They decide to ask KimK for her help and she has agreed to give every guy over 18 a free BJ if they buy a ticket. The Nets said their goal was similar to McDonalds and have a billion served. They are also in discussion with her for a promotional to have KimK blow up doll night.
HI KIM, LOVE YOUR SHOW.. CONGRATULATION
Noileen, you have a little something on your nose.
Better tell Mr. Humphries to tie a board to his azz so he doesn't fall in. HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
Of course she isn't pregnant. You can't get pregnant when you swallow or take it in the butt, unless she's planning on having a fudge baby.
Sorry guys, I'm not pregnant. Just bloated from all the c.um fermenting in my stomach. I'm c.umtose intollerant.
People she was married once before she has to keep up with her sisters now
That's my future ex-wife y'all are talking about there! I'll be her baby daddy if he can't get the job done.
Kim kardashian is not pregnant, geezz! great news, it made my day, thank you CNN, let me open a bottle of champagne to celebrate.
FIRST POST!! BAM IN YOUR FACE
Kim don't Hump for frees either.
MORE WOMEN SHOULD GET IN SHAPE AND LOOK LIKE HER!! WOO HOO
wow...........what great insight..............more men should be selfish and shallow just like you...........oh wait a good chunk of them are.................please don't procreate (if that's too big of a word, it means have kids)
I agree with Jason...once a women is past her prime, it's time to dump 'em and move on to the next thin, tan, shaply girl that doesn't have a flappy rear-end and take 30 minutes to "get ready for bed". Face it ladies, after 40 you're basically worthless.
And who really cares, we don't need another reality tv family. I am sure her boyfriend would have to take a paternity test anyway.
Thank Allah! All this world needs is another stupid person to take up space.
you can't get pregnant through your mouth.
now that's a FUNNY comment!
The Dash girls love the dark meat....
Looks like quite a few people already stated what I was gonna write but I'm gonna write it again anyway. If you don't care why are you even reading the article? And they are famous because people like us who watch their shows, buy their stuff & read about them!
you mean stupid people like you, correct?
i bet he wraps up in her meat curtains when he gets chilly
funny comment..............great screen name...............just love..................I'm still laughing....you know the laugh.......the snot on the screen kind of laugh...............ahh, I'm all better now
Phew-GREAT NEWS- same place same time next week?
Whew am I glad. I still want to play with her starfish.
Even the rats won't give their a$$es.
man i love kim shes sooo hot!!!!!!!
What difference would a pregnancy make at this point in your life? You and your family have exposed more of yourselves and experienced everything out of the norm of most people without blinking an eye. It would be no surprise to anyone if you were and just another day in our life i front of the cameras.
I didn't think you could get pregnant the way she likes to do it.
Not pregnant. Also, a nobody (just like the rest of us).
who is this kim and why should I care what is going on with her plumbing? what did she do that is so important for me to care? what does she do? other than possibly be pregnant. if she was pregnant how does that affect my life?
Is this news? why?
It's news because you took time out of your day to click on it and respond. You lost
Why do people who supposedly don't care about a story (in the entertainment section I might add) feel compelled to read said story, then comment on it about how much they don't care?
How about the next time you see a story you don't care about you:
1) Don't read it
2) Don't comment in it
Pretty simple huh?
I hope she shaves that disaster lingering below the waterline
"KIM HUMP"
When is this bimbo's 15 minutes up?!?
Unfortunately when we find the next vapid harlot to replace her. I miss when people were famous for doing stuff instead of being children of other famous people.
If she is... it'll be just ANOTHER idiot Kardashian... the REAL drama is ... which football or NBA player does it belong to? HAHAHA She just about run through ALL OF THEM!! hahahahaha
That guy must be a good basketballs player and rich because he looks like he has a mild case of retardism.
You are so right! He does not look normal to me. She could have done alot better than him.
Camelass ugly male rockers have been scoring hot dumb chicks forever. I guess it goes the other way now too. at least shes kind of hot. i give em a year. who would want that mother in law? what a wreck
This is just the last thing we need to hear about now. Can't possibly care less.
Why do people who supposedly don't care about a story (in the entertainment section I might add) feel compelled to read said story, then comment on it about how much they don't care?
How about the next time you see a story you don't care about you:
1) Don't read it
2) Don't comment in it
Pretty simple huh?
Wow you posted the same reply to multiple comments.....you obviously want attention
20.5 carot diamond...holy bling, batman !!!
Yeah... this guy can kiss THAT ring goodbye! IF they get married, it'll be short lived... but odds are they wont and hes out MILLIONS! Another sucker....
F()CK YOU DO()CHEBAG!!!!
Kim Kardashian wants her bachelorette party to be low key, just an E! camera crew and 100 black dudes dragging their sacks across her face.
HAHAHAHA This is true Jason!!! This is SO true!!
Question: Why take the time to click on the article, read it, then post that you "don't care" if you really didn't? I mean... Ahhh forget it. SMH
Same reason YOU did it... AHHH! Nevermind! BWAAAHAHAHAHA
Why do we care CNN?
Why do people who supposedly don't care about a story (in the entertainment section I might add) feel compelled to read said story, then comment on it about how much they don't care?
How about the next time you see a story you don't care about you:
1) Don't read it
2) Don't comment in it
Pretty simple huh?
Why on earth should anyone care? The Kardashians represent an entirely useless group of people. Eye candy. Nothing more. The best thing I can say for her is that she may have an intellect on par with Paris Hilton, although that's not really something in which one would normally take a great deal of pride. As for the condition of her uterus, I couldn't possibly care less.
Why do people who supposedly don't care about a story (in the entertainment section I might add) feel compelled to read said story, then comment on it about how much they don't care?
How about the next time you see a story you don't care about you:
1) Don't read it
2) Don't comment in it
Pretty simple huh?
I didn't read it...not one word...just came to read the comments and share my low opinion of the tramp.
and who gives a rats a$$? why is this news? Who is Kim Kardoucian? why is she famous? what has she done?
Why do people who supposedly don't care about a story (in the entertainment section I might add) feel compelled to read said story, then comment on it about how much they don't care?
How about the next time you see a story you don't care about you:
1) Don't read it
2) Don't comment in it
Pretty simple huh?
Yup. She is pregnant. Pregnant with idiocy, materialism, and stupidity.
And if you were so what? At this point would you really be ashamed for getting pregnant out of wedlock? And just because Kim said she wasn't pregnant doesn't "clear it up". We'll see in several months.
She can't. The sister Kardachiennes like the back entry.
WHY DO WE CARE...we care more about people who are so NOT deserving....who won the Nobel Peace Prize, who cured this, or that ailment....we dont know....but we do know who this trick is sleepy with....come on people.
If there were a Novel prize for enormous cans i'm sure the plebs would be all over it.
Nobel*
Damn autocorret
Why do people who supposedly don't care about a story (in the entertainment section I might add) feel compelled to read said story, then comment on it about how much they don't care?
How about the next time you see a story you don't care about you:
1) Don't read it
2) Don't comment in it
Pretty simple huh?
@uradummy
People who copy/paste their posts on here are gross and creepy. Ewww.
I would help her fix that problem!!!!
Did'nt she just have a boyfriend omg she changes men like she changes her undies!!!!!
Yeah, being a tramp seems to be a career.
Tramps don't wear undies. They get in the way of putting out to the next guy that walks by.
Humphries? What an ugly last name. Keep your last name Kim.
i agree!
Just one question. Who the f. is Kardashian?
Since you read the article you know who she is. A better question is, why are you so dumb?
i didnt read the article. i go straight to the comments. much more entertaining. and one other thing... i'am not not pregnant either.
As dumb and uninteresting as these people are I'd say that the joke is on America because we keep watching this garbage.
leave the crazy chic alone. She has enough problems with here crazy mama.
...drool...
How can a virgin be pregant? Hello people....
If she's a virgin, then I am his Holiness the Pope.
Most of you are obviously VERY STUPID but I will take pity. A gift for you –> *POOT*
eh, i mean they're people too. Quite honestly, the Kardashians and company are more intelligent than 80% of our society today. I'm not saying they are smart by any means, its just there's a lot of people further down the totem pole than them.
How'd you come up with 80%? You'd have to know everyone's IQ to say something like that. Which percentile are you in, (LOL)?
Personally I don't think anyone who makes up random statistics to make their opinion look like fact has any business commenting on the intelligence of other people. Only a moron does something like that.
What? Dude... YOU are SO on the receiving end of that 20% BS statistic you threw out there. "They are smarter than 80% of the people out there"... but you aren't saying they are smart by any means"? Did you GO to Harvard? HAHAHA Did you major in "Made up Stats 101"? Shut up jacka$$- you are coming across as stupid! hahahahaha
I'm a 1000% smarter than all y'all!
I agree...I think it takes intelligence to make so many white boys follow you when you don't have much to offer...I do mean white boys...they fantisize about her all the time...
Nice stat, what's the percentage of error, 20 – 80 percent?
i really believe she and paris hilton must be the smartest people on earth. they have become famous for doing nothing. really what does it take to get people to care about what you do when you have done nothing that must take some sort of brain or super power i'm undecided on which
74.3% of all statistics are made up.
Thats right Lisa!
wow!
She is human just like the rest of us people need to mind their own business and people live their lives.
Why don't you mind your business and leave us in peace then?
lisa: if kardashian did not put herself out in public, people would not be commenting. since she has chosen to be a public figure (literally and figuratively), she opens herself up to comment
If you are NOT in the public eye and not exposed continually I agree.........however..........if you are a public figure......do things that can be a DECENT role model for our children and not be a cheap bimbo with bad habits...........
Kim's carreer relies on people not minding their own business.
FYI – This girl has been laid, re-laid, and par-laid...who would want her for a wife...a one nighter maybe...but a wife!
Gosh, shut up. You are stupid.
She's not human. She's a brown stain on society, just as anyone with the "Kardashian" name is.
Yes, let's all not dwell on Kim's personal life, we should be dwelling on her talents and achievements. I just drew a blank.
The girl is all over tv and tabloids and you think she wants people to mind thier own business? She is a self-serving pulbicity machine with no other vocation in life than to be known and looked at and talked about.
And marrying a professional basketball player? She needs to speak with that 'houswives' actress about their fidelity record.
And her ring is terribly gawdy and vulgar: suits her to a 't'.
Thank god. We don't need these mindless reality tv dolts to be reproducing.
He shoots... AND MISSES FROM DOWNTOWN.
I have the results of the lie detector test you took. We determined that was a LIE.
We also have the DNA test results. Ray J, you ARE the father.
ooooh good 1, lol
More news less of this. I wounder If Nicole Brown cares about this either?
No body cares
Stop lying Maury, I'm the baby daddy.
But my mom said that you can't get a girl pregnant by peeing on her!
Hilarious!
You must of cared enough to click the link and read the article.
Considering WHAT kind of a woman Kim K has been....................the baby will not be caucasian................
Any money hungry female that demands a "huge rock" for a engagment ring could never be trusted. Any MAN that falls for the demands is a wimp. He is totally a jerk for falling for this POS. Sure she is pretty, but thats about all this girl is. WHat has she given to society? Did she volunteer at any major crisies where she actually did good? Does she raise money for any charities (MILLIONS?) I log on to read what great thing she does, and have yet to find it. Once she makes herself a name by actually doing good in this world, then I'll have respect for her. IS she a goodwill ambassador to a hunger cause? Did she donate millions to the tornado victims? DId she go help rebuild a community that is devastated by a earthquake, tornado or flood? Go away, Kim, and lets read something positive about you before I can respect that ring you demanded.
Charities Kardashian has supported:
American Foundation for AIDS Research
Diamond Empowerment Fund
Dream Foundation
Generation Rescue
I Heart My Girlfriends
Mattel Children's Hospital
Nancy Davis Foundation for Multiple Sclerosis
Operation Once in a Lifetime
Soles4Souls
The Salvation Army
True Colors Fund
HAhahahah yeah it takes a lot of work to have your accountant stamp a check to a charity! Those tax write-offs won't create themselves!
UNLESS HER TUBES ARE IN HER MOUTH OR BUTT....i BELIEVE KIM
How about... RJ... You are NOT the father!! lmao