If the doomsday folks are correct, there are at least two judgments we will miss – mainly who will be crowned the winners of "American Idol" and "Dancing With the Stars."
The clock is ticking toward May 21, which listeners of Family Radio have marked as the Day of Rapture, when Christians will be caught up in the air to meet Jesus. The day will also, they say, be the start of a five-month Judgment Day and the end of the world as we know it.
If true, that would suck for so many reasons including the mass destruction and chaos which is sure to follow. But let's consider a few reasons why it would be a tragedy in the realm of pop culture.
- The little monsters will totally miss out on the official release of Lady Gaga's new album "Born This Way" slated for May 23, though to console themselves they can check it out online since, like the truth, it's out there.
- We'd also never get to hear Beyonce's new album, titled "4," or Dr. Dre's "Detox" album that we've been waiting on for years. (And speaking of Beyonce, we'll never get to see if she and hubby Jay-Z finally do procreate.)
- Got a thing for smoking monkeys? Well forget about catching one in "The Hangover Part II," as that release date is May 26. Ditto for the eagerly awaited films "Green Lantern," "Captain America" and " Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part II" which bow June 17, July 15 and July 22 respectively.
- Oh, and don't even get us started on missing "X-Men: First Class" opening on June 3, "The Smurfs" movie on July 29 and "The Muppets" in November after all of that build-up!
- We will never know if the troubled Broadway production "Spider-Man: Turn Off The Dark" made it to its formal opening, because that isn't scheduled to happen until June 14 (that one has naysayers too).
- We wouldn't get to see "Jersey Shore" take on Italy, the final episode of "Oprah" after 25 years or the debut of "The X Factor" this fall – though some might argue "The Voice" has already stepped on "X Factor's" toes anyway.
- And seriously, who wants the world to end before we find out the answer to the mystery that has been looming for so long: Who the hell is the mother on "How I Met Your Mother"?
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Well the world hasn't ended yet. The next end of the world craze coming is comet Elenin in October 2011, then it will be the Mayan calanders end in 2012; then it will be.....
If the world was to end why would music be relivent
Nothng from this world deserves to be missed in comparison to glory in Heaven!
I am getting married today, maybe that caused it to be doomsday.... lol
....well, I've got news for all of you....THE RAPTURE WILL OCCUR TOMORROW......for somebody. Selah.
Its already 21 here and in other parts of world it will be 22 soon so we are not going to miss anything. Its them, Family Radio folks who have missed the truth.
Can't happen. Yankees Mets subway series this weekendm
If it eventually occur, it means i won't be somebody's husband and i won't be somebody's father
I guess I won't be making enchiladas tomorrow.
It won't be the day they say it will be but believe me on the day of judgement those things u say dat u will miss will b the least of ur worries coz evrybody will be accounted 4 his deeds nd if u did wrong u will 4eva burn in hellfire so u won't hve tym 2 miss Gaga,beyonce nd Harry potter.
I'm a moron I know, but WHY WAS TWILIGHT not listed!!!!!! lmbo
No one knows how any of it will go down, it will happen eventually but people need to get on living their lives trying to do the best they can in their lives and have fun with friends and family instead of dreading on things than you have no controll over!!
I love how this 80-year old civil engineer consulted every possible source on the subject of the Rapture EXCEPT the only one that matters – the Bible. Matthew 24:36 says, "No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father." II Thessalonians 2:1-3 says, "Concerning the coming of our Lord Jesus Christ and our being gathered to him, we ask you, brothers, not to become easily unsettled or alarmed by some prophecy, report or letter supposed to have come from us, saying that the day of the Lord has already come. Don't let anyone deceive you in any way, for that day will not come until the rebellion occurs and the man of lawlessness is revealed, the man doomed to destruction." Basically, no one knows, and those who come saying they know should not be trusted.
The Book of Revelation talks about several signs that will fortell the coming of Christ and the final days, and although we can't predict that day, as many will try to do, what we CAN do, is always be ready. How do we do that? Trust Christ as our Savior and ensure our place in Heaven. In John 14:6, Jesus says, I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me." Romans 10:9 says, "If you confess with your mouth, 'Jesus is Lord,' and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved." This is the truth, folks. 🙂
finally....someone makes some sense!!!!!
This article is a lie...point blank. IF (and thats a lofty if) this Rapture B.S. actually happens then most of us (the ones who are not the choosen few, what was it 500 in the entire world) will still be here to enjoy everything layed out on in the list because the end of the world is not May 21st, thats just when stuff gets set in motion. The end is 5months after the Rapture which puts us at October 21st all of the stuff on the list coms out before then.
But in reality there is a greater chance of an asteroid smashing into our lovely home OR you suffering an aneurysm , before this end of the world stuff Extreme Christians speak of. But then again they would say God caused those as well. Instead of pouring over your Bibles looking for clues to when the world will end or looking for "proof" trying to descredit the Family Radio group get out and live life we are allllllll going to die anyways in the end.
God didn't say no one will never know. God always revealed destructions days to His prophets in the past. I suggest all Christians just pray for truth instead of critisizing others. Mr Camping from Family Radio do nothing just pray for truth n study the Bible. GOD'S words will come to pass and when it does (May 21, 11) I will miss nothing of this wicked world. God bless you and have mercy on all of you.
except nobody knows when the end will be...the bible does say that
i'll miss the Kenyan Nyama choma if the worlds ends tomorrow. either way there has to something else after that,after all we are humans and mystery is our drug of choice.
Aw man, don't ya just love religious fanatics? If God wanted to come down and set us staright he would've done it, I think he's got better things to do. I honeslty could care less about idol, but cannot wait for the final Harry Potter movie. Remember back in 2001 when they were just kids, the same age as you and me? Well me at least. And I'm looking forward the Hangocer Pt 2 even though I wasn't crazy about the first one
The faithful and discrete slave will show us the way when our loving merciful Jehovah will turn the seas red with the blood of unbelieving babies and children. They will deserve to have their tongues rot in their mouths.
No season two of AMC's The Walking Dead? Son of a......
Yeah but you get to meet Jesus!
Yea man!! that sh!t eats me up! Everyone come on here and be cool and this little p-r!ck comes on F*** around like he is funny. I don't know if it's lloyd but enough already. The f***ing jokes and trolling is getting old. Troll on people who really need to be. Granted i'm a f*** myself but I leave the cool ppl out of it.
Im gonna miss oreos, donut holes and mw3. O yea and I won't be missing my brothers birthday cuz it's on may 21 st!!!
LMAO !
No worries folks, I know how to fix this. We just have to take a roadtrip to Jersey and pull the plug on Gods life support. I told that b*stard to quit playing skeeball.
There are many people who do believe in God, and do believe that one day Christ will return. But, only God knows the date, and the rest of the stuff this group talks about is just wrong anyway.
But, let's assume for a moment that there is a God, there is Christ, and one day God is going to send Him back. What happens? Those who have believed and been born again, also called saved, and have died, will rise up, and be given new bodies. The people who believe and are still alive will rise up into the air, and be transformed into the same new bodies. Then, poof, in an instant, they're gone. So, what happens to the rest?
Life goes on. By the way, the Bible says that there are two Gods, the God and Father of Jesus Christ, and the god of this world, the devil. Guess who gets complete control of the world? Since the devil is all about destruction, darkness, chaos and evil, that's pretty much what's going to reign over everything. For those of you who thought this has already happened, 'you ain't seen nuttin' yet!'
So, it's very possible you'll see those movie releases, see who wins what on AI and DWTS, and all the other stupidity on television and in the theaters. And, life will go on for the next thousand years or so, but I guarantee it won't be a good life, one that you'd really want to live. It most certainly won't be like the life you have today. At some point, you may even go 'Ooops. You know those Christians we used to laugh at? I wonder why we don't hear from them any more? Do you think they were right?' You'll think about it, and probably say 'No, just another fad' and you'll not know until you do stand before God, and He says 'I'm sorry, your name is not in the Book of Life.' Then, you will know. But, it'll be too late.
So, even though I highly doubt Christ is coming back this Saturday, one day, He IS coming back. For your sake, I hope that you're among those who will be gathered together.
The end of the world is now, the end of the world is 2012. It is the norm it,s the N thing this day and age. This is what makes it so easy for the destroyer 2 take control of the earth. Lightning from the sky at a snap of his fingers. We must have a falling away frist. There is no word rapture in my Bible. Do you have eyes 2 see , ears 2 hear. EZEKIEL 13, 5 and all of 13. If CHRIST MY SAVIOR,! Died in the flesh, what makes you think your flesh doesn,t have 2 do the same. The 144000 please know what you are talking about? Be careful brothers and sisters because you could face the death of your Soul. Fight the good fight. OOH*RAH
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I wish the world would end to prevent such atrocities from ever happening.
Rapture on the 21st? Great, now we can put those church properties back on the tax roll.
Saturday-get wife saved.
Sunday-party!!!
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Christians say you do not have to. You can call on Jesus Who was God in flesh form.
Won't they look bad if it happens on Friday this week instead of Saturday.
I wonder what these people will say to explain on may 22 why nothing happened.....im curious.....cant wait to see.
i hear the last time this guys prediction was wrong (1994) that he blamed it on a miscalculation
If the world ended... We wouldn't miss anything... Come on!! ... what part of END you don't understand? ... Or were you expecting a trilogy of the End of the World? ha haha...
I am going to be somewhat disappointed of the world doen't end on the 21st. That means we will be stuck with these lunitics.
You just listed most of the cool people on here. We know who etc is, also! You would be included in the etc...btw! NO Lloyd, you are NOT in the etc...!
What will I miss? Not a damned thing, except maybe the Grateful Dead, who are already gone, acoustic guitars and duct tape. Everything else humans ever created is pretty much useless.
Keep this hilarious stuff coming.....nothing funnier than anything that has to do with any kind of religion.......
@Fake Beautiful Vixen: the real Beautiful Vixen corrected herself when she made the typo regarding childless. She corrected it and said she meant childlish so you are the one that look like an @zz and a hater. She and a few others must have put you in your place several times for you to come on here to pretend to be her/them to try and make them look bad. You notice I said try? Troll some place else b!tch.
Oh Timmy Timmy Timmy, you're cute. But honestly, everything you just typed says "weaksauce" to me. Trolls exist for a reason, for you to feed into them, so in doing so you proved yourself to be a moron. So honestly you and the true vixen are the ones who are losing out. "Feed a troll once and it'll keep coming back".
or or even more importantly what happened to Peter in Fringe? Will two Walters be too many? Or how about the second season of BBC's Sherlock? And yea Muppets!!!
hey i know rapture? i just passed it, its called "BioShock", you should check it out. LOL
Did yer cat die from it? I think it did Yer farts as gross as u?
I'm am gay and very proud. I love men with big d0ngs! I'm love for one to pound me tonight.
Hey a$$h0le..yes you! Stop pretending to be Sunshine Girl*, Peace, Beautiful Vixen, b lo me, @N etc. Your jokes are lame as your stupid A$$! Get a life you p.iece of $/h!t. I bet it's you Llyod!
THIS CULT IS RICH! http://losangeles.ibtimes.com/articles/148239/20110519/may-21st-doomsday-does-harold-camping-s-ministry-have-money.htm
bible say.s no man knows when the end shell come..not even the son of man. only the father knows that hour. we will never know the day its going to come..untill its here amen
May 22 they will open a party and invite everyone so get ready. Are you ready for that?
When the REAL Rapture occurs and the Lord's judgment is brought forth, wondering who won American Idol or Dancing with the Stars is the LAST thing that going to be anyone's mind. The pain and suffering that will be like none ever experienced before as described in Revelations will overshadow anything else.
While I believe that only God knows when the Rapture is, here's what theme park goers would miss if it were to happen:
1. Star Tours (new version) at Disneyland (Disney's Hollywood Studios's version opens a day before May 21)
2. Cheetah Hunt at Busch Gardens Tampa (20 min. from my house)
3. The 2 distinct versions of the Green Lantern-themed coaster in two Six Flags Parks (the spinning one at Magic Mountain and the stand-up one at Great Adventure)
4. Dare Devil Drop at Six Flags Over Georgia.
If the 21st were TRULY Judgment Day - NO ONE would even care about who wins American Idol or Dancing With the Stars because of the pain and suffering that is to be brought down on the unsaved of the world.
I find this article shallow and pedantic
Obviously, this Saturday is an unlikely day for the end of the world, just as the end of the current Mayan calendar far fetched. I mean, when the end of my calendar occurs every year on December 31st, I just put up a new one for the next year.
But, whether your concern is with Armageddon, Rapture, Asteroids, War or even Zombies, it is prudent to still be prepared. Everyday, people around the world are faced with life threatening and life changing events. For them, it is the end of the world, no matter how local or persona it may be.
People should prepare for the worst by storing food for up to a year or more, putting together bug out bags to keep by the door and have a plan worked out ahead of time.
http://www.familysurvivalcenter.com/fwb.htm
Those who have found themselves confronted by earthquakes, tsunamis, radiation, tornados and floods in the recent few months past certainly would have benefited by some planning and preparation ahead of time.
The writer forgot about Oprah's last show!!
Mr. Camping said he studied the bible and used equations to come up with the date and time. Sure anyone could string a few words from the bible together, throw some numbers into and equation and come up with something. He has been wrong once before and when asked about this he stated that before he was "tripped up" by some versus which led him to giving a wrong date but before that he knew it would be 2011. So he back peddled which is what he will be doing on Sunday or Monday morning. Mr. Camping is just an old man with nothing better to do then to go through the bible, make up his own theory about the end of days and spread it around to make himself feel important. I am sorry but the fact that this random man knows the the date and time in which this world will come to an end is crazy. In my opinion, mankind will destroy this earth on their own without the help of God.
The (whole) world may not end Saturday but one thing is absolutely for certain, someone's world will. Maybe yours.
I am going to drop a ball LIVE at 6pm ET 5/21/11...To watch it live go here: (http://bit.ly/mHoAPN) The timer is set... 🙂 This is like New Year's just deadlier...
Trust me, you wont want to be here
So far, predictions of the end of the world have been 100% incorrect. No reason to believe this is anything else. Boy, will they be embarrassed on Sunday!
Now here this... Now here this... RAPTURE.. I repeat... RAPTURE. Since the fundamentalist groupies have proclaimed another... RAPTURE... NO ONE WILL LEAVE ON 21MAY2011... That is all...
I smell a false flag event by the NWO. This whole May 21 is just a distraction to keep people occupied.
People, people, let's not forget the biggest thing we'd all miss: we'd never be able to get our hands on Duke Nukem Forever.
If Duke Nukem Forever is this close to release, I guess Judgment Day IS right around the corner!
two words....acient aliens. now i'm scared as hell.
I'll wager that Harold "Foghorn" Camping will be the only human being to be raptured on the 21st... probably raptured away to a log cabin to escape the fallout from those followers who have given away everything.
really, I don't have time for the world to end!
looking forward to next week, when the crazies who try to shove the doomsday literature in my face are nowhere to be seen!
I just farted and my cat jumped.
Sarah Palin likes to pull a blanket over her head and then fart.
i dont know what everyone is thinking but the worl will ends when it does,nd there is no saying that the world wil end on may 21.2011 in the bible it doesnt say anything!no one knows when the world ends!!!!
Sad that all these idiots are believing in this load of crap.
Jesus Christ never invented/started Christianity, he was simply a Jewish rabbi that had a different take on religion at the time...500 hundred years later a bunch of people decided to use he's death to their own benefit and kill on behalf of his name. now the world is divided and separated with nonsense religions that don't make sense!
When the rapture and all the boogie-man stories don't happened on Saturday i would love to confront one those idiots.
While I believe in the Rapture and all that will follow, NO ONE will know the day or time. Besides, if it WERE to be the rapture, I'm pretty sure that the things listed here would continue on. None of those people are going to be called up. I mean, think about it.
honestly, judgement day probably will not happen on may 21. It is quoted in the bible that even Jesus himself does not know when the time will come, God will tell him when to go get his children, when God wants him to. So if these people are saying that judgement day is on may 21, then that means that God would have rather told them instead of Jesus? I don't think so. Besides, the man who came up with this speculation only chose certain numbers in the bible, added, divided, and multiplied to get exactly what he wants. Anyone can do that.... I'm a christian, and I believe that NO ONE will know exactly when Jesus comes. P.S ( this dude made the same prediction in 1994...)
Isn't the Rapture when 144,000 people get chosen to ride raptors to heaven?
After the rapture I have dibs on any hot and naughty girlfriends since we know they won't be going to heaven!
Meant event
The world will end when Charlie Sheen & Lindsay Lohan stops doing drugs.
I'll miss my B-day a few days later!
@lloyd, yes i will miss you also. I bet you are funny to hang with and have a few beers. Looks like john Q abover already started but aren't you busy getting the fires of hell ready for this big day? I'm guessing you will have a lot of guests for this big ebent?
WHAT?!? It absolutely astounds me these so called "christians" read from The Bible which plainly states no man knows the day or hour.... GEEEE Give me a break!!
If it happens FINE, if not FINE.... get on with life PLEASE!
read the holy bible on mateo chapter 24 verse 36
36 Pero del día y la hora nadie sabe, ni aun los ángeles de los cielos, sino sólo mi Padre.
36 But of that day and hour no one knows, not even the angels of heaven, but my Father only.
The world isn't ending any time soon. I'm not that lucky and I look forward to years of struggling with student loans and continued dehumanization by corporate America. Now in the event does come you are all welcome to come looting with me followed by a raging kegger and wet t-shirt contest at Bill Murray's mansion.
sweet! count me in!
-Sigh- Don't christians predict the end of the world like all the time? How many times do they have to be completely wrong before we stop listening to them?
The world will end for this nut, Harold, that old azz because he will die from drinking rat posion
Read Matt. 24 for current news and Rev. for future when ends come. u ll miss all!
This article points out the reasons I might want the world to end on May 21st.
There's too much beauty and good out there for the world to end, that would be pretty evil.
I agree, scripture shows the truth re The end of the world
Well from my understanding the end fo our planet wont occur for quite a while yet from what we find in revelation one would pray not wish to be here for what will take place. Jesus seeks to save the lost- we dont know how long we have-those who dont believe they are lost of course wont be interested but one may say what if I am wrong what is my net loss at the end of life . If i as a beleiver were wrong one could say I gave my live to a cause that was untrue yet consider the athiest loss – if there is as I believe so a God and an eternal existance in heaven with him or hell without -what do you stand to loose if you fail to come to Christ before eternity ?
Gid says "No man shall know the date nor the hour..." when the world ends. Someone should actually read the Bible. This guy is a nut bag.
John 5:39.
Matthew 24:42
It is interesting to read all the comments. Harold Camping/Family radio has been blight on Christianity for a long time. I think when Saturday passes, and nothing happens, his ministry will finally be put to rest. Harold is a false prophet and I find it sad to put 2,000 some other Christian denominations with a vast different teaching all under the unbrella of Harold. Bad reporting. What I find interesting is the comments that are written on here. Full of hate and disrespect. I am a Christian, and to say I am uneducated in mockery. I have a Master degree. Lack of respect for diversity. This article did have some truth, people's hearts are far from God. But there is nothing new under the Sun. This article and many of the comments written is a fullfillment of the times we are living in. No one knows the hour or day of the Lord Coming, but God can come to your heart this very moment, if you allow him to. Shalom!
"are you prepared for jehovas return cause if your not"....whhhaaaaaaammmmm!!!!!!!!!!! (door slamming)......"well fu@# you half dead motha Fu*#a" "come on sista".................
Oh excuse me, I meant childish stuff. God forbid you make any typos on here.
What time is this g;going to occur. I have to do my laundry.
GaGa is a uniquely UN-talented juvenile rip-off with bipolar disorder and a touch of narcissistic personality disorder.
What is this Christian / Islamic obsession with the end of the world?
Make this world a better place instead of being so morbid all the time. Grow up, give it a rest, and realize that world is an expression of the Almighty's grace.
There's lots of money in Armageddon! This church has obtained millions in donations, which they invested successfully. Never doubt the power of religion to get money.
Believe. Believe with the proper perspective. Dates are secondary to the right relationship. But the exteme skeptic misses the point also.
Conversation with an athiest
http://www.holdtotrtuth.com
The next Athenos commecial starring Yiayai.
I wonder what excuse these morons will come up with when none of this happens. An "error" in the math like last time?
ya some one wrote something about my home town, something bad going to happen in providence r.i. i am scared. if it dont happen thanks god. but why do they write this stuff? can this person get sued by people went crazy believeing this will happen? and it dont...
Well G thanks my birthday is the 22nd and I would miss my family !
@ FAKE Beautiful Vixen..don't be an a$$ and write stupid childless stuff pretending to me, nobody believes it's me anyway. I hope you choke on your spit, fake a$$.
I'm pretty sure everything I do is childless, but I digress. I figure if everyone else can go around saying stupid crap no one cares about then I can too. XD Welcome to the world. It's full of stupid, insensitive idiots.
"My name's Scott Malkinson and I have diabetes"
Sidenote: It is physically impossible to choke on your own spit unless something is medically wrong with you. I mean... would you care to explain if you are impeded by this ailment? Also- you using cursing in your counterpoint... not really helping you any. Hello pot? This is the kettle and it's calling you black. Don't go at trolls about being "childish" when you yourself are an offender.
If the JW's say the world is ending, why do they have conferences scheduled in Reading, PA all summer?
Well, if it is true, then I won't have to worry about turning 48 on 5/22!
I guess I gotta get some ladies over to my place right away!!! GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY GOO!!!
If the world ends on May 21, we won't know if Djokovic would have defeated Nadal in the French Open finals (i.e. if both of them made the finals)
Any Repture folks out there who want to sell me their homes and cars??? I'll pay pennies on the dollar. Also, I'm running a pet care service for all your pets who will be left behind with no one to look after them.
Watch therefore: for ye know not what hour your Lord doth come. But know this, that if the goodman of the house had known in what watch the thief would come, he would have watched, and would not have suffered his house to be broken up. Therefore be ye also ready: for in such an hour as ye think not the Son of man cometh.
Matthew 24:42-44
As usual, Bible-thumpers show a gross ignorance of scriptural meaning, content, context and purpose. The metaphysical Mind of Christ Jesus is usually not the mind of the mortals who lack the tools to interpret his profound wisdom. His sense of 'judgment" and therefore all mortal religious predictions are false. Matter will destroy itself ultimately but no one knows when.
Look on the bright side: rap music and all rappers will be gone forever. I hope it happens on Saturday.
Das Datum ist falsch, es ist etwa 19 Monate, 10 Stunden und 28 Minuten zu früh.
Das ist nur für Sie Woche geneigte Amerikaner
@ Chuck is a chicken.
The world will end when I say so. Now, I'm going back to sleep. Wake me in 2012.
Religion: Fearmongering since the dawn of man.
Haven't these fools done this before? And the people in this organization, what of their children? Their "parents" are scaring them to death and frittering away all their money. What will become of their children when it's time for college? "Sorry honey, we spent all our money spreading word of the false apocalypse." I have a feeling sunday will be very very VERY eye opening for these morons. Meanwhile, the leader of this little cult is making millions. Disgusting.
Dear wrathful and destructive god,
Please postpone your judgment.
At least until after the new season of Breaking Bad and the Arrested Development movie come out.
Didn't Jim Jones lead 600 people to the rapture? Or David Koresh in Texas? Draw your own conclusions.
No one knows when the world is going to.end only god does. Im.not worried about when it does because I know were im going. God is my savior and thats all that matters. People thought the world was gunna end in 2000 well we are still here now some people say its gunna end dec 2012. Who is right??? Only god knows!!!and he is gunna come when you least expect it
At least I know Trump is not running for 2012.... We can all take a breath now, and go out in styleeee
I like Dukey all over my boobies, smashed butt gravy all on my rolls and chins.
Interesting read.... however we'll get to hear gaga, beyonce, and see captain amercia... why? because the world will not end this day.... check out this read too... http://boppeshoppe.com/21-2011-doomsday-hide-kids-hide-wife.html
Read here for a thoughtful summation of why this issue is harmful not only for the people involved, but Chrisitanity in general: http://alogicalfaith-jklaus.blogspot.com/
I just look forward to finally being able to live on a planet devoid of religious loonies. Thin the herd! I say. This world needs an enema!
Amen!
– The Eternal Satyr
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http://www.truthbeknown.com
@Mr Ed. You forgot about me...
I will miss Palin bashing, which as you know, is a great and popular American pastime, second only to baseball and apple pie.
*Like*
Genesis 11: 6-7
The world will not end on 5/21. Trust me on that one.
Oh, boy, I'll miss you.
I see everyone stopped taking their Meds for this event!
@Beautiful Vixen enjoy your lunch. I wish I could eat a taco but by me being a horse I have to eat oats and gains. I won't mind getting a lick from V's (who we all know is Vee) honey hive and maybe eating some of it to but she is so uptight it's not funny. @Sunshine Girl hope you got your a/c fixed. @Peace yes you hunt that MF down and go nuts on him. We got your back. @Ted I will miss you also buddie but this crap world will keep on going. HEY V!! COME HERE B!T*H!! I have a huge and Hu.Ng stick to shove in your nasty mouth to shut you up!!! Come to dad-dy h-0!
To Siberian: Since you're an athiest, will you watch over my dogs just in case this loony is right?
Anybody know any rich Christians that beleive this bs? If so, please forward me their email address so that I can request a check from them to clear out their bank account...guess they won't have any need for money
Haha! That was some good stuff! I too *LIKE*
Oh Darn...we are gonna miss the Crocket and Tubbs gay doo doo eating reunion.
Bummer ...
I'm still waiting for the future Jetsons flying cars ...
Oh well ...
At least i wont have to go to work Monday
I'd miss chocolate and peanut butter.
I think Family Radio should give all thier employees the day off tommorro (Friday) with pay...just in case...To spend the last few hours with thier family's...Wouldnt that be the Christan thing to do?..Can anyone confirm they are taking the day off or are required to work on Friday?
I am gonna miss all the idiots talking about the bible like it's real. It's a great fairytale. 🙂 Nobody has a clue when the world is gonna end but when it does I will be ready.
I will miss Pop-Eye and Brutus running a train on me then wimpys fat butthole and diving for doodee pot pie.
JUST DONT DRINK THE KOOLAID 🙂
We'll miss the NFL in 2011. What? Oh gee, thanks NFL. Saturday it is then.
OMG?! You forgotthe MOST important thing of all! CASEY ANTHONY will not be able to prove her innocence to the world! After 3 yrs in jail, that would be an injustice in it self! Poor girl.
Well, if that is all we are going to miss, then bring on the rapture and speed it up, you know if it pleases the Almighty, of course. I would no want to pi$$ Him off anymore than He is at us wretched sinners.
Out here in California, the World has already ended. We're in Hell as we speak.
I am a Christian but these people who claim Christ will return in 2 days have lost their minds. NO ONE knows when Christ will return. If they read the Bible, it says "He will return like a thief in the night"...meaning we don't know the day or hour! These people are trying to get everyone roused up and this gives true Christians a bad name! I'm not judging them but how does anyone expect a non-Christian to ever have any hope of learning about God when there are so many false prophets out there making it harder to understand the Bible? It just confuses everyone! All we can do is pray for those false prophets to quit this nonsense!
To fulfill the word of the Lord by the mouth of Jeremiah, until the land had enjoyed her Sabbaths: for as long as she lay desolate she kept Sabbath, to fulfill threescore and ten years.
For further study -II Chronicles 36:1-21
As we come to II Chronicles 36 we see the record of the third wave into Jerusalem by King Nebuchadnezzar and his Babylonian army to destroy the Jewish Temple, devastate the city of Jerusalem and to take a number of Jews into the Babylonian captivity.
This is done to fulfill the prophecies of Jeremiah that I will deal with in a moment. I would have you notice the activities of this siege on Jerusalem. Verse 7 of our devotional reading sums it up in one verse. There are more details in verses 18 through 20.
All the vessels of the Temple, with the exception of the "ark of the covenant", II Chronicles 35:3, were taken into Babylon and placed in Nebuchadnezzar's temples, verse 7. The Babylonian Army then burned the Temple down, broke down the walls of Jerusalem, burned all the palaces in Jerusalem, verse 19.
Verse 20 states that those Jews still alive in Jerusalem will be taken back to Babylon, to remain there until 70 years had been accomplished. The purpose for this was to fulfill the prophecies of Jeremiah.
As mentioned earlier, these prophecies were given to illustrate God's judgment on the Jews for not following His command as it relates to the land that He had given them. The command in question is found in Leviticus 25:4, the land of the Jewish people was to be given a rest, no crops grown on it, every seven years.
The Jews were disobedient to the Lord and did not give the land its Sabbaths and thus the Lord would do it for them, He would take the Jews out of their land and give the land its Sabbaths. Jeremiah would prophecy how this would happen.
Jeremiah 25:11 and 29:10 would foretell that Jerusalem would be desolate for seventy years and thus giving the land its Sabbaths. The Jews had not rested the land for 490; 490 divided by seven is seventy, the amount of years that Jerusalem was desolate.
There is a very interesting Biblical principle found in this historic event. We must be obedient to the Lord or He may well do what He must to make us follow His command. I've found that the sooner I learned this lesson the easier it has been for me.
Verse 21 in our devotional says that all of these things happened so that the "word of the Lord by the mouth of Jeremiah" would be fulfilled. All of the prophecies of God's word will be fulfilled.
The very next prophecy to be fulfilled will be the Rapture. There are no prophecies that must be fulfilled before the Rapture. All other prophecies, yet to be fulfilled, will be fulfilled after the Rapture. That makes this a unique time in history for all alive today.
The Rapture could happen at any moment, even today. Even so come, Lord Jesus.
Coo story, bro.
Whoever wrote this peice is a real winner in my book!! I am not saying I agreed or disagree with theprediction they are stating but to make pure fun of the earth & our lives shows the ignorance of all that have treated our planet like a trash can!
i do believe in God & Jesus very much, but no one knows when will be judgement day....so everybody relax we not missing anything, our fate is all in God's hands and it can happen tomorrow or saturday or in ten years or 50 years from now....just be good, treat others the way you want to be treated and live in peace and harmony with others and you wouldnt have to worry about judgement day cause you would make it to heaven......
@Ted..lol. Geeze dude I tried posting for a 3rd time and nothing. Anyway I don't believe the world is ending because the bible said that we won't know when it will. My week..ugh. It really would have been better if it wasn't so rainy and gloomy. We have a little bit of sun today but it's still gloomy. Well I going and get a taco. All this talk about tacos on here got me craving one and I'm so hungry that my stomach is making noise. Enjoy the rest of your day Ted! Thanks to you and the rest of the regulars for always making me laugh with your comments 🙂 !
Why the hate for lisa? Did some1 put a gun to yer head and make you read it, let alone comment on it? U must know a lot about homeless man balls, u sick loser.
i'm really going to miss the cubs buying albert pujhols (close?) and then winning the world series in 2012. and then we'll see how much he demands which will bring the end of baseball and THAT will be the end of the world.
1 Thessalonians 5:
1But of the times and the seasons, brethren, ye have no need that I write unto you.
2For yourselves know perfectly that the day of the Lord so cometh as a thief in the night. BUT....
4But ye, brethren, are not in darkness, that that day should overtake you as a thief.
5Ye are all the children of light, and the children of the day: we are not of the night, nor of darkness.
Hahaha, yes, yes christians, keep giving me and the rest of the world more reasons to laugh at religions and the nutjobs who believe in an invisible man in the sky. Religion has supressed the advancement of mankind, and I look forward to more crap like this that will dissolve christianity and other religions.
Can this wait till the 22nd or 23rd?..... I think I have a buyer for my car but they can't see it till the weekend..
Funny that, even though it's definitely judgment day on Saturday, none of these people who totally believe it is are giving away their money and worldly possessions. Hmm. Do I detect a little doubt going on there?
Big Roy,
I want to roll around naked with you in orange slices.
@V..you are Vee we can tell by your nasty attiude. Still didn't get l@id huh?
I will miss sucking out fresh doodee squirts from GAYles chocolate ass.
oh boy thats awesome!
You mean if i say the world will end tommoroW everyone will believe it, bye the way can i atleast get a good orgasm and be able to leave my nice abusive huband that says hes perfect and finally meet a good man. one day..ahhhhh
Thank goodness Supernatural's finale is Friday night, wouldn't want to miss that 😀
right beside ya. Let's hope the WB doesn't cancel it.
this article, like its author, sucks homeless man balls.
I the law cannot be killed
I am Judge Joe Dredd
I am the law
i will miss the paquiao and marquez fight
You people are insane. Millions of years in the making, and you think you're all so special that I would end it all in YOUR lifetime? Have a nice weekend, see you at work Monday. Oh, and don't forget church on Sunday.
In todays world of computer virus & I'd theft I can't imagine anyone would click on posted websites or call numbers listed on blogs. Go peddle your 'crap' elsewhere. Also, 4 those who try to look 'dumb' by saying 'what's how I met your mother' or any other show: you are successful. To not watch is one thing but to not know current pop culture is another. Lastly, the req to get to heaven per christain faith is to believe jesus is son of god; the 144,OOO r jews who become believers after the rapture, during the tribulation.
I'm looking forward to the pagen party on the 22nd...party over here!
You are all morons and it’s pathetic!! Oh my, oh no the world is ending, these numbers that I found in my Koran or whatever the hell your reading are date for the end of the world, not actual dates of events. LMAO what pathetic little fools you all are!! God will come when people stop predicting it... READ THE BIBLE!!!! It states that exact line!! So all you little brainless hamsters keep following that old fool devil worshiper and see what happens on Saturday!!!!!
Thank you, Have a good day now
paradise is better than the corrupt world we live in. only my savior knows when HE will call us home.
Like all that is important.
Lady Gaga CD? The Smurfs and muppets movie? Jersey Shore? And the big question to "How I Met Your mother"?!?!.... Maybe its better the world ends on saturday.
btw, get your "I survived May 21st 2012" shirts made now!
Im sorry BV. Sometiomes if you spell all the words a little bit incorrectly they will let the post get past their computer censor. It is great hearing from you ! We hope yoy are having a great week !
Stop giving people like this air time. Seriously thats all they want and you are just enabling them by making others aware of their crackpot ideas. Start reporting real news and leave this garbage out... CNN for shame!
Here's just a few past AI singers who made it to top 12, but did not win.
They were all gorgeous:
–>Katherine McPhee, Christina Christian, Ryan Starr, Syesha Mercado, Brooke White, Megan Joy, Jasmine Trias, Kimberly Caldwell, Carmen Rasmussen, Kristy Lee Cook, Katie Stevens, Pia Toscano, etc.
So– to the guy who said 'cute girl always wins'– what are you talking about?????
No man knows the day or hour except the Father. We can know the season, but not the day or hour. Harold is way of biblically on a lot of things.
Can anyone answer me this: Where is thier evidence? Where are the geological studies? Anybody?
"But of that day and hour knoweth no [man], no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only." ~Matthew 24:36
i agree 100 with this bible verse humans only predict earth quakes and hurricanes what so ever with the help of science NO ONE can use science and predict the ending of the world this is alll people who is deceived and dont know any better but GOD will soon show them the way
i just cant believe that in 2011 people are still silly enough to believe in god when theres no proof it exists. the world aint gonna end..i love to laugh and make fun of the brainwashed.
HOW DO YOU FIGURE IT OUT YOU STILL HAVE HAIR IN YOUR HEAD,,AND YOU KEEP DOING IT WHAT YOU DO NOT LIKE IT.
Hopefully the "Lord" will take all these idots who believe this crap up to tard heaven so we can miss them.
1 Thessalonians 5
1But of the times and the seasons, brethren, ye have no need that I write unto you.
2For yourselves know perfectly that the day of the Lord so cometh as a thief in the night.
3For when they shall say, Peace and safety; then sudden destruction cometh upon them, as travail upon a woman with child; and they shall not escape.
4But ye, brethren, are not in darkness, that that day should overtake you as a thief.
If the world ends this weekend, I will miss.........
CNN.com
the entertaining and not-so entertaining comments on CNN.com; because although I'm not sure where I'll be going if anywhere, I'm pretty sure half of the commenters here will be somewhere else.....
The Pope is a butt wiping fudge monkey.
Not to worry little Monsters. I'm sure you and Lady Gaga will be here on the 22nd either way. 🙂
News flash !!!
Due to the huge number of requests, the end of the world has been postponed until after we find out who won "Dancing With the Stars".
Bristol ( aka the dancing porker ) Palin won. With her partner " Fork-Lift ".
Haha,love it. What about Franklin and Bash? How sad, will never get to see it, lol
How can anyone be this absolutely stupid? I can't wait to laugh at these morons when they are all still here like the rest of us.
I will miss wiping my butt on your moms curtains and stupid articles like this.
This list actually makes me wish the world were ending. How much longer as a civilization can we carry on like this?
So, I won't get to see Haley win on American Idol.
You can have yo dinner
eat yo pork n beans
I eat more doodee
any man ever seen
aayyye yea...IM A BACK DOOR MAN!!
You won't have to miss Jersey Shore, they'll all still be around....
This information is very wrong. No one knows when this will occur. Jesus Christ Himself doens't even know. Our Father in Heaven is the only One that knows this. People for generations have tried to prophsize the end of the world/Rapture and beleived that it would happen in their time. Yes, i do agree the world is in chaos and headed very soon for the Rapture. War, rumors of war, weather changes to catastrophies and rumors of peace talks and signing of treaties. I do beleive it is our time. But no one in their right mind would ever be able to say the time of day it will occur at. Remember there are many false prophets today. We need to pay attention to this and make sure our faith is not shaken. After Rapture and the peace treaty is signed between Israel and nations, there will be a 7 year period of judgement not 5 months. Hopefully all of us are on the same page when it comes to the Holy Bible. (King James) The Holy written Word of God. Let us all be in the right state of living when the Rapture does occur. But no one knows when that is!!!
1 Thessalonians 5
READ THE BIBLE AGAIN.. GOD MAY OPEN YOUR EYES
1But of the times and the seasons, brethren, ye have no need that I write unto you.
2For yourselves know perfectly that the day of the Lord so cometh as a thief in the night.
3For when they shall say, Peace and safety; then sudden destruction cometh upon them, as travail upon a woman with child; and they shall not escape.
4But ye, brethren, are not in darkness, that that day should overtake you as a thief.
Jeanne (I think that is right) Scripture was written in Hebrew and Greek, not by King James. King James was a non believer. Jesus did not speak english, most likely Arabic. King James also had books of witchcraft translated. It is a good version, but not the only translation. I know, you are welcome!!
But how would Jesus not know since him and God are the same? What ever happened to the Holy Spirit? Doesn't he (Assuming it is a he because women are worthless in the eyes of any branch of christianity) have any say in this? Your foolish "interpretation" will get you nowhere... All women are unclean and will face the wrath of your Lord and Savior... Satan will gobble you to death.
There should be an age limit on these boards, as Janene is obviously somewhere between 5 and 7 years-old. It's not remotely possible that those words came from an adult; it's just not possible or even conceivable...right?
This is the reason why many of us and the other christians are soon worshipping and praising president Obama along with God because Family Radio host, Harold Camping has already become God and Lord of America and that Obama will be God and Lord on October 21 of this year which is good news gospel of Obama and Camping. We all need to travel to the streets of D.C. and sing good praises and worship to Obama and Camping because they both wil get us to Heaven on Mars, Pluto, Neptune or Saturn. All christians will be occuping those jurisdictions. That is good news gospel and you can contact Jeanne Scottsworth at 240–412-2090 for a complete news report on this good gospel of Obama and Camping!
WRONG! This was obviously written by one of Satan's helpers (Similar to Santa's helpers just less colorful and lively). The only thing you should be worshiping is your Lord and Savior... you NITWIT! The wrath of God will chew you up and spit you into the mouth of Satan...PICTURE THAT!!! Two divine beings...spit swapping you back and forth as if you were a slimy stick of gum being shared by two LOVEBIRDS ON A COOL SUMMERS EVE!!!! REPENT!
Humans are stupid!!!! only God knows
Does anyone know if this is the only group predicting this? Just cirious.
Those SOBs won't post my comments and I didn't write anything bad.
Just clarify; Judgement is predictedby this group for May 21st, the rapture is set for sometime in September....if I recall. Supposed to start with earthqauake in CA. Hopefully, my alarma goes off before the trumpet does.
Where is their evidence behind the date? Revalations says that not even the angels know the date. How do they 'know' stuff that the angels don't?
Why is this still even news? Nothing is going to happen on May 21st. I wish the news media would please stop feeding the trolls.
@David and @Danny Hazsard My religon never said there would be the end of the world, get your facts straight before you start hate'n XD only these guys have said the end of the world.
You ALL are going to hell.
I'll see you there, we can share a pint and tell some lies...
People committed Lie, Cheat, steal, bad economy, bad hirings, etc. Will see....
May 21, 2011 ....... Vatican Earthquake at 6pm?!?!?!
I could care less about this list.
You mean you "couldn't" care less...how the heck "could" you care less?
Well.... They are halfway wrong, They forgot to give us the time as well....
I am very sad for those who have been following this lie that the rapture will occur on May 21st. Even if they attempt to explain away “No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven nor the Son, but only the Father” (Mark 13:32), they cannot explain away that most every Christian, theologian, scholar, and prophet from the first Century until the Nineteenth Century all believed that the church would go through the Great Tribulation and not escape through some secret rapture that would leave the world paralyzed. I pray that they will take a moment and read my book, “Final Warning” because the hour of is His judgment has come.
Daniel, nice way to plug a book. Read any "Good Book" lately? 1st Thes. 5:9 Read it!!
Is this news footage from the future...from the Rapture????
very creepy!
[youtube=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzVP58AHvxE&w=640&h=360]
Nope. Just another day on FOX News.
No one knows when the day will come only god knows thats what the bible says and JW teach !!
I dont believe well all die in 2012...blah, how many times has this gibberish been played out? we dont know! we werent meant to know....he had a reason for that u morons! anyway, when it does happen...whoevers lifetime it may be in, i pray me and mine are forgiven and saved. ill miss....everything and nothing...hello, if i make it to heaven tats 10000000000x better than ANYTHING here and all my family, friends, and pets will be with me and out of pain 🙂 what more could u want...really?
Are you on crack?
Ok, ok, that's it. The Rapture's off. Nothing is ending and no one's going anywhere until I see the second season of Hawaii Five-0. They'll just have to wait til 2012.
TIME TO LOOT
What's, "How I met your mother"?
If the world really ends on this Saturday, the most thing I miss will be Haagen Dazs ice cream bars. Vanilla flavor with chocolate coating. I don't eat them very often for health reasons. But if everything ends in two days, what do I care.
I have some tastee doo doo bars you might wanna give a try.
very very very funny article 🙂
I love lesbeans myself.
It is coming Saturday.
The world will run red with blood as a Loving God takes his revenge.
Jesus' Angels of Hate will perform unspeakable tortures on the unbelievers.
They will be made to kill their famlies before they burn in hell forever.
Praise the Divine Love of God.
....but will I get to bring my iPad with me? that's all I really need to know.
The world isn't going to end anytime soon and God isn't real.
there are so many signs yet to be fullfilled. Read Matt 24, Mark 13, 1 Thess 5, 2Thess 2: 1-4.
Rev. 9: 3-6-alot in the chapter-we as believers in God, still seem to be here when this takes place.
I realize this is a time to get our hearts right with God of heaven. hope this helps someone.
Wow....i'm sorry, but how does love and benevolence fit in with torture, hellfire and spilling blood?
this wouldnt work regarding the translation "that no man knoweth the hour of the Lords return". also, there are two resurrections. one firstly for the believer who has followed the Word of God and secondly for the end of time.
after the first ressurection then the earth will enter into tribulations. so get your soul ready for the FIRST resurrection
hmmmm we will see what happens anywhooo
I got to see the final episode of Smallville, so who cares what happens after that? lol
nice comment Possum. Lol! 😀
Oh man. That's terrible! The Rapture. That means a world without Fundamentalist Christians?
Oh wait...that doesn't sound bad at all.
I will miss traveling the final frontier, seeking out strange new goobers and boldly going where no man has gone before.
I dont know what bible they are reading but mine says Not even the Angels in heaven will know when Judgement day will happen. smh... Making us Christians look bad...
HAROLD CAMPING – "YOU ARE WRONG" In the process you have done an injustice to true Christianity. Not that it hurt us but you've made it difficult to get people to believe the truth. The end will come and we're indeed in that time BUT MAY 21, 2011 IS NOT IT.To all – note the following Scriptures which are true.
Matt 24:3 – 14 (KJV) the disciples came unto him privately, saying, Tell us, when shall these things be? and what shall be the sign of thy coming, and of the end of the world?
And Jesus answered and said unto them, Take heed that no man deceive you. For many shall come in my name, saying, I am Christ; and shall deceive many. And ye shall hear of wars and rumours of wars: see that ye be not troubled: for all these things must come to pass, but the end is not yet. For nation shall rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom: and there shall be famines, and pestilences, and earthquakes, in divers places. All these are the beginning of sorrows. Then shall they deliver you up to be afflicted, and shall kill you: and ye shall be hated of all nations for my name's sake. And then shall many be offended, and shall betray one another, and shall hate one another. And many false prophets shall rise, and shall deceive many. And because iniquity shall abound, the love of many shall wax cold. But he that shall endure unto the end, the same shall be saved. And this gospel of the kingdom shall be preached in all the world for a witness unto all nations; and then shall the end come.
Gonna miss those who mock God. NOT
Ill miss a lil bow-chica-bow-wowwwwww
i m going to miss the heathen, their culinary skills that is,lol
Can it wait until last Harry Potter comes out. Please God?
Franny..we like to watch you. As long as you dont have shorter hair than me, and wear flannel shirts
yes, i'm aware that you like to watch us. we just have no interest in you and we make fun of you for doing so. 🙂
In addition... sorry, is missing the finale of "Jersey Shore" a reason *for* or *against* the end times?
Actually, I kind of hope that the world doesn't come to an end. Say what you will about this technological/scientific kick our species has been on – but at least it's been interesting. And different.
More than anything else, that's why I think God won't end the world now. I think He's just as curious to see where we'll end up as we are.
And not to mention, do they realize they'll miss the last Harry Potter film??! Talk about bad timing!
We will miss William confessing to Kate he is a goober smoocher.
OMG! WE'LL MISS THE NEXT SEASON OF MY LITTLE PONY FRIENDSHIP IS MAGIC!!! T_T
Hurry up may 21st, I can't take the burden of this notion much longer!!
(believe it or not, I'm not being sarcastic)
The pony virus claims another victim. It really is too bad laurens not really with the show anymore. Id prefer the apocalypse to a poorly done2nd season
ur weird..Ü (and im not being sarcastic)
@eeeww, you should check it out, I can post a youtube link if you want. What could it hurt?
@ Mad Re@per
ARE YOU NUTS? A bad season 2 would be the most HORRIBLE way for the world to end.... seriously, any doomsday scenario would be better than that. Don't even mention such things.
also... i was one of the first victims of the pony virus... AND I LOVE IT
When the end doesn't happen, these freaks should keep to the same result, and kill themselves. We'll give them all Darwin Awards...
LOL! I totally agree with you – Darwin Awards they'll receive 🙂
The Mom in 'How I Met Your Mother' is actually a character played by Sarah Chalke of 'Scrubs' fame. There was an episode that showed this, as I recall.
Also, from what I remember of Bible Study, only 144,000 will goto heaven and there are no specific dates in the Bible as to when armageddon / the end of the world will arrive. It's great to have faith and follow beliefs (provided they do not harm others) but it's difficult to believe the Rapture claims when such specifics are not given in the bible (and many scriptures are figurative, not literal).
The 144,000 count is from the bikers/mormons.
Yes, bible-doomers like to pick and choose passages out of the bible that promote their specific cult mind belief and promote it as the actual word of god but when the predictions of the end or the world never quite work out, they suddenly jump into the "Oh, it's figurative, not literal" camp. This gives them more wiggle room to make excuses and more predictions for new dates thus perpetuating the ability to make more money off more gullible people. At 144,000 limited tickets for the Jesus Rapture tour, it's not likely too many seats are left after 2000 years of dead Christians are in the line ahead of everyone else. Do the math.
Um the 144000 were for judgements. Ironically tho the story of Jesus almost mirrors that of Orion ..... which everyone knows mythology is older...
@BritMike14: I'm pretty sure you missed a few episodes–the Sarah Chalke character was a short arc where they got engaged, she left him standing at the altar and left him for a former boyfriend who then made a movie about the whole thing, etc. and there is a parallel story of how he meets the eventual mother that specifically rules out any of the characters we've actually seen so far. @chuck–huh? Orion myths are certainly well before the birth of Christ, but I know of NO similarities in their lives/stories. Both, uh...male? That's about it, I think.
All's well @peace. Glad you guys have fun w/ AI. Don't let these idiots harass you. You're always positive, always nice (the bald guy) and don't desreve any stupid things they say. You always tell all have a "good day". For once, you have a GOOD DAY!
Personally the person I will miss most is Mel Gibson.
I wouldn't miss any of the tv, movies, or music listed in this story. But, I would miss the opportunity to make silly comments on silly stories on CNN.com.
'Like'
Here, Here, silly article made me chuckle, and cry. I'm happy and sad for all of you, but there is a secret about this that all of you need to know. It is this simple truth. On May 21st at 8:00am PST, a very important event is going to happen. Set your alarms and be ready, for at 8:00am everyone will awake and see that
If the world doesn't end for Camping and his followers are they going to committ suicide?
They might as well, since they can't wait to meet Jesus. The world will have fewer people believing in crazy fairy-tales and that alone will make me happy!
I would like to invite all the rapture flight people to leave your worldly possesions to me since come may 21 you will be leaving. Thank you , and. Thank you for helping the economy enjoy your cool aid.
No more dining at my girlfriend smelly fish market will be too much too bear. Lord, TAKE ME NOW!
You all wont miss Hell cuz thats where you are going. Cant wait to see you all.
Thanks LIsa. Hope my post werent too dumb this season. You and everyone at CNN are too wonderful.
Ted, me love you long time. Whats your phone number.
Charlie Crack, NY was "da bomb"! LOL ! So glad we went!!! Hope all is well! C-ya!
I will miss Ms. South Carolina
I will miss leaving butt rockets under your pillow.
@ The Duke Fairy- best. comment. on here. by far. thx for the laugh. I'll miss comments like these.
i believe that we do not know when the end will happen at the same time i also think that radical thinking can get out of hand but at the same time i will be asking for forgiveness for my sins.
Pathetic article. Wasted 2 minutes of my life.
>implying anything on the "entertainment blog" is worth 2 minutes of your life.
These people (and their statements) do more harm to the church than anything else.
The church has no problem doing harm to itself. The church and all religions have been unnecessary for over 1500 years.
What will I miss?
Well Jesus himself said no one knows the day or hour–not even the angels or Jesus himself—but if the world ends on May 21, I’ll miss seeing the Philadelphia win the World Series this year.
You mean the Yankees winning the World Series =)
We will miss the Yankees not making the playoffs
And I will miss the Bears winning the Super Bowl! 🙂
I'm not Curtis Granderson, but if you believe in reincarnation, maybe I will be come Sunday!
I will miss pasta.
um . . . you will only miss those things if you are one of the ones "raptured" . . . I for one will be here on the 22nd either way.
I will miss my birthday on May 29th darn.
Seriously, why is this front page news?
Missing my left hand will be the worst.
Dang, I would love to see how Sheldon and the rest of the 'Big Bang' gang would prepare for this..
with a laugh track
We will miss out on Adeles awful singing and her big butt.
Mmmmmmm...chubby adele butt
Adele is amazing. You are dumb. The end.
Why be afraid. Eternal life with Jesus...YES !!!
That sounds like an unbelievably boring eternity!
Yes.
i'm going to smoke him up. 😀
I'll be missing my 18th birthday, on the 22nd... Of course I would NEVER miss that!
Patsy , have a Happy Birthday !
If the world ends Saturday, we won't be here anymore and will all be dead so it won't matter.
Not that it will happen anyway....
I guess the followers of Harold Camping, President of Family Stations, Inc. did not receive the good news.
Last Friday Clark Kent defeated the ‘Dark” on the Smallville final. Now Superman can save us from evil.
Well, Superman is a more likely scenario, for certain.
Ivan, I read an artical on cnn yesterday that said superman renounced his american citizenship and pronounced it to iran! so were screwed, look it up! LOL
This “End of Times” farce was started by the networks to supply late night hosts with a great supply of jokes.
The real joke is the followers of this crap.
I will miss eating Beef-A-Roni.
Thanks for that, Ted! Way better than the garbage that other person is saying about me! No worries, though, I'll get left behind,too, & then I'll hunt his/her @ss down! Good day!
Only us Mexicans will be taken in the rapture ! We are the chosen people ! No tacos for yoooou !
Paco, I will be here too after the rapture. We can go out for tacos – I love Mexican food.
We all need to read the good gospels of Obama and Camping because they will get us in Heaven on the four planets which are Mars, Pluto, Neptune and Saturn. For all you people that like astronony, this will be a perfect place for you. Harold Camping of Family Radio and Obama will get America to these nice Heavens. That is great news gospel of Camping and Obama.
Hey @Seneca Creek Church in Gaithersburg, Maryland. pluto isn't a planet any more. KEEP UP!
I am a Mexican ! OLE ! I will miss burritos and tacos !
I am not Mexican but I will also miss tacos and burritos
and Groupon : )
well in the Bible God said no one will know the Day or the Hour when the world is going to end. I am a christan.
You are correct. No one will know the day or hour of the coming – it will be like a thief in the night – not a display like this from many people proclaiming it will happen at 6 p.m. Eastern time on May 21st. Laughable at best. But, I bet they're nice people.
YOU are RIGHT! Matthew 24-36 People should READ the BIBLE. I, to, am a Born again Christian! [READ MATTHEW 24]
I am amazed as to why normally sane and logical people still believe in these fairy tales. This was a book written a long time ago by men who were not in the same spiritual place as Jesus. They were controlled by fear. Stop worshiping mans words and learn to trust your heart and then you will enter the kingdom of God. The interpretation of this book and its meanings cause great harm to our world and prevent YOU and everyone else like you from Being like Jesus. It caused nothing but spiritual dysfunction.
@Daniel, I would rather believe the "fairytale" and be wrong than not believe and be wrong.
@Arron. Then your fear will never allow you to enter the kingdom of heaven in which Jesus spoke of. Read the Gospel of Thomas, its The real words that Jesus spoke. The church has labeled it an agnostic Gospel because it does no go along with their ideas of who Jesus was. Don't be afraid of searching the truth......its your spirits natural way to find the true path. You have been programed to fear everything by your religion. Its a way of control. True peace comes when you find your way out of this darkness.
@Aaron Pascal's Wager!!! It is safer to follow God and be wrong, then it is to not follow and be wrong!
Bible Reader, you are correct. No one know the date or time. That being said, the rapture could very well happen on the day as it could on any other day. Around the world, many people will lose thier lives on 21 may 2011. For them it will be judgement. My advice to any reader is to accept Christ as LORD and repent because 21 May 2011 could be your or mine last day.
Christians do not live in fear. We live in peace. I cannot describe the peace I have as a believer in Christ than I did when I did have him in my life. Before Christ, I went as the world went or as they told me. When they said it's time to be sad because of the economy is tanked, or I should be sad due to lack of money or the lack of a Job, or if I was overweight or if there were pending wars. I do not fall into that rollercoaster man-made peace anymore. I have peace and joy no matter what and I completely understand what it means to be free.
This is so true, in Matthew 24: 36 Jesus said only my father knows the day and the time. No one can predict the day that Jesus will come back and the world as we know it will end.
Who says you following God? Your following mans interpretation of God.......that's not the same thing.
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness
total agree all u people out there,READ YOUR BIBLE THAT IS YOU KNOW THEY TALK ABOUT PEOPLE LIKE SOME OF U YOU WILL FOLLOW FALSE LEADERS<PEOPLE PRETEND THERE GODS<a little of everthing ,this is crazy.we wont know the time,the hour,the day,a thief in the night, I admit i have some praying to do,get closer with GOD,I do believe were headed to the end of times
its not gonna happen! people need to calm down
ILL miss Peace and BV and the AI blog and Superhiro and everyone here. But i would probably still be here though. I heard in the rapture the really nice and good people dissapear and go to heaven. Im fairly nice but bet iLL still be here on th 22nd. : ) Oh yeah – i would miss T-Rex and @N too : )
That was super sweet TED! I will miss all the regulars from the "Idol" blog after the season ends next week.
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Good people don't go to heaven, Forgiven people do. You have to seek forgiveness through Jesus Christ to enter the kingdom of heaven. Please don't mislead yourself into thinking your works here on earth are what gets you in to Heaven.
Hello Ted,
I encourage you to do some reading or ask any Christian friends you might have about who will be raptured. Its not the "nice and good" people that go to heaven, its those who are saved, that is, who have accepted in faith that Jesus is the risen son of God who died for their sins and was ressurrected to redeem them unto God.
And a few of the posters are right, the Family Radio folks, however good their intentions, are misguided if they think they know when the Rapture will happen- no man knows that.
I really appreciate the free press we enjoy in this country, but I think it is a shame that a mainstream media outlet like CNN would allow such an insensitive post basically mocking the closely held beliefs of many Americans.
Watchtower Jehovah’s Witnesses have little credibility with their own fairy tale primary doctrine of Jesus ‘invisible’ second coming October 1914
Watchtower society false prophets declare end of world in 1874, 1878, 1881, 1910, 1914, 1918, 1925, 1975, and 1984....
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Danny Haszard been there!
This article has nothing to do with Jehovah's Witnesses, so why is this relevant? And the dates you list are not all dates for the projected 'end of the world' that Witnesses have touted, but are actually the dates that they suggest a variety of predicted biblical events occurred. I've also 'been there', and don't feel the need to randomly criticize their organisation. Just sayin'.
Danny's remarks concerning the JWs and the Watchtower society are extremely relevent. This group Family Radio is also a false prophet just like the JWs and the Watchtower society. The dates Danny cited as false predictions for the end of the world by the Watchtower society are accurate. The JWs only back peddled and made excuses after their false predictions did not come to pass. This is the same thing this leader of the Family Radio has done.
The Bible clearly states in several places that NO MAN KNOWS THE DAY OR THE HOUR WHEN THE WORLD WILL END!!!
The Bible says in the book of Matthew, chapter 24, verses 35 & 36,
"Heaven and earth shall pass away, but my words shall not pass away.
But of that day and hour knoweth no [man], no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only."
So, the people of this group, Family Radio, have either been deceived, or they are false prophets, just like the JWs. Matthew 24:11 warns us, "And many false prophets shall rise, and shall deceive many."
you guys don't have a clue about anything. don't lie, it's not nice. if anyone knows the bible it's the JWs and we should be careful how we refer to that name. they might be right. i think they are
Religion was organized for one reason : power, control and fear. It's beyond imagination how dumb ( or desperate ) people are to buy into such hogwash !
False prophet, true prophet; WGAF?
I always find it interesting how people who never studied the Bible with Jehovah's Witnesses are always the first ones to bash the organization. I'm one of Jehovah's Witnesses and I can tell you that everything you just commented on is a lie. If you had taken the time to speak to any one of us, then you would know that we have no date for the end of the world. The Bible clearly says that we will not know the date or the hour only the signs preceding the event. No witness that I know is out there telling people the world is ending May 21. Please stop spreading lies and ignorance regarding other people's belief when you don't know the truth behind them at all.
Sign in 1933, Millions Now Living Will Never Die!, I also seem to remember alot of ...the generation of 1914 will see the end times" sort of talk. I can't imagine that millions of people from 1914 are still around. Maybe a handful.
This article could use a little edit job.
Take everything she wrote and replace it with the word "Nothing" unless everyone does actually like watching Reality shows & movies/tv shows that are being remade cause America has no more original ideas.
You confuse the entertainment industry with THE NATION.
Do see if your tiny mind can encompass the concept that Hollywood is NOT the ENTIRE nation.
Here's another edit. Anywhere it says "Christians" in that article, replace with "Harold Camping's false teaching group".
My hands are cramping.
STOM PLAYING WITH YOURSELF
@eddie-That's funny! Good sense of humor. Ha haaa
I will miss my morning jogs and leaving a stinnky pile in your driveway.
Such a tragedy that we would miss reality tv and movies.....what about kind people and the opportunity to be alive and happy??? I'd miss that more.
this is meant to be a lighthearted article, you moron.
I was thinking the very same thing.
That's OK, I"m still looking forward to Sunday morning, when I'll begin laughing at them, YET AGAIN.
To wzrd1 –
It doesn't happen in the morning. It's been scheduled for 6:00 PM Eastern.
dumb comment!
Charlie crack, you said it ALL !
WHAT ABOUT THE LAST HARRY POTTER MOVE IT WOULD REALLY SUCK TO MISS THAT AFTER ALL THESE YEARS OF WAITING!!!!!
1st
One day I hope to be as cool as you!!!!!
Lady Gaga?? He is so unoriginal! Just a ripoff of 2 people mashed together. Ru-Paul and Madonna.
@Mac...apparently there wont be enough time.
Sabrina I totally agree with you. I mean who in their right mind is going to listen to people that hears voices? I've always been told that hearing voices and listing to them is a bad thing. These people are scared of death and believe all that just helps them cope with it. The movie call "the invention of lying" is a good example.
That is some good stuff! I believe that God is a loving God and will allow us to be of witness to all these things!
Don't worry, if it is true, you will be here to see all those things. People who will go in the Rapture, are not so much interested in the things you mention. Enjoy! Oh, and by the way, I don't believe it will be this day but that is just me talking!
Man they pay you for this?
this article is the exact reason i hope i do live to see the end of days
Religion or no religion, there's one thing no one will miss... it's the insignificant, incompetent posters who have posted before me on this particular thread (and possibly the rest of the articles).
@SabrainSyria If you learn the difference between 'who' and 'whom', I might take your declaration of the Almighty's non-existence more seriously. Thanks.
Doomsday Party in South Beach everyone welcome, I know for sure nothing is going to hapen on May 21 cause the experation date on my yogurt is June 7th...
Yes, you most certainly are the first idiot!