Jon Stewart on Osama bin Laden's death
May 3rd, 2011
09:36 AM ET

Jon Stewart on Osama bin Laden's death

One day after President Obama announced Osama bin Laden's death, Jon Stewart was still rejoicing.

"Yes, we shouldn't have killed him," the "Daily Show" host told his audience Monday. "Now the terrorists are going to want to attack us. But you know what, even when they do, you know who won't see it? Bin Laden. Because we shot out his eyes, and now he lives in a pineapple under the sea."

The New Yorker also joked that bin Laden didn't know his days were numbered.

"Believe me, he wasn't expecting it. You know he was living in some staid and upscale Pakistani suburb for some time when we got him. You know this guy's out there preaching suicide bombing and jihad pretending he's Gandalf wandering the frontier, all the while he's living like one of the housewives of Orange County," he said.

Stewart then turned serious and noted that bin Laden hurt the image of Arabs throughout the world and that his death was a major hit to al Qaeda.

"Can they still do damage? I'm sure," he said. "But we're back, baby."

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  4. Randy Brush

    I nominate Jon Stewart for God, King and President...He is funny, smart and a pleasure to be around. Every persons IQ and GPA goes up when he's near. The Daily Show and The Colbert report should be require viewing in all schools during breakfast for grade 6 and up, also for the House and Senate too. To those poor sad grumpy people, well...You can't fix stupid! They'll complain just to hear the sound of their own voice, kinda like that guy whose name rhymes with bin laden... :O)

    May 6, 2011 at 3:48 pm | Report abuse |
  5. 19random35

    Jon Stewart is one of the most educated, informed, and articulate commentators there is. Some people don't get sarcasm and absurd humor tho, and that's ok. I know some really good people that just don't get his humor that otherwise agree with him politically.

    I know this one guy tho, I asked him what he thought of Stewart, he says, 'that guy's a pinhead, I hate him.' I said, 'have you ever watched his show?' He says, 'no, and I don't plan on it, Bill O'Reilly says he sucks, that's good enough for me.' True story.

    May 6, 2011 at 5:39 am | Report abuse |
    • Wolfen

      Sounds about right. Too many on the right don't like to think for themselves. They just listen to their pre-detertimined Leaders and talking heads and nod along with them.

      May 6, 2011 at 11:18 am | Report abuse |
  6. Bubba

    I'd like to see an extra dollar deducted from every American's income tax next year and donated to the SEAL team who got bin Laden.

    May 4, 2011 at 3:13 pm | Report abuse |
  7. PhillyPhuckup

    Jon Stewart is the best thing on TV. You get more honest (and humorous) news from him than any other news program, network or cable.

    May 4, 2011 at 12:42 pm | Report abuse |
  8. Michael Calaizzo-American

    we are all proud of the Navy Seals.

    May 4, 2011 at 12:42 pm | Report abuse |
  9. sea-cannibals for change

    i said on here earlier that clinton has gotten off scott free. bush promblem was that he showed his hand. his failed trys to get obl and iraqi war further exposed him. obl was in that location for awhile. maybe since '05. so why dn't bush go get him?

    May 4, 2011 at 1:33 am | Report abuse |
  10. sea-cannibals for change

    i hope that one day another super power will have the stones to try and convict bush for his war crimes. that too would be justice.

    May 4, 2011 at 1:09 am | Report abuse |
  11. Paul R.

    Classless John. I ama big fan normally but classless in this situation. Don't let your religious beliefs cloud your moral and comedic perspective.

    May 3, 2011 at 11:01 pm | Report abuse |
  12. Kris

    Why does Stephen Colbert never get mentioned? I find Colbert's material/jokes/delivery FAR superior to Stewart's. Stewart's coverage of the death of Bin Laden was pretty funny but Colbert's was absolutely HILARIOUS!!!

    May 3, 2011 at 10:17 pm | Report abuse |
  13. Nissim

    oops. I meant to say OSAMA.

    May 3, 2011 at 5:22 pm | Report abuse |
  14. Nissim

    I don't buy into this business about a SEAL soldier killing OBAMA. There was a second shooter and he was working for the Mafia.

    May 3, 2011 at 5:20 pm | Report abuse |
  15. EDL

    I like my callous and rather insensitive summation of the events surrounding Osama’s death and burial, maybe Stewart can us it:

    May 3, 2011 at 4:46 pm | Report abuse |
  16. jaylin

    Osama bin laden did do some terrible things and if we arrested him it would have rallied his followers

    May 3, 2011 at 4:43 pm | Report abuse |
  17. jaylin

    Why we all be happy he is dead

    May 3, 2011 at 4:39 pm | Report abuse |
  18. Big "E"

    For all you Obama lovin Bush haters out there,it wasnt Bush that let Osama Bin Laden get away.Bill Clinton was offered to take him when Pakistan had him in custody."Mr."Clinton refused and told them to release him.9-11 lays solely on the shoulders of William Jefferson Clinton! PERIOD!!!!!

    May 3, 2011 at 4:19 pm | Report abuse |
    • Thanks

      Try again. AMEN brother. Give credit to Mr. BILL.

      May 3, 2011 at 4:33 pm | Report abuse |
    • Unruellie

      Oh who was it that had previous knowledge of impending attacks by way of hijacking planes and flying them into buildings and did nothing to prevent it or even investigate? Oh was that George W. Bush Jr??? You wanna play the finger pointing game....we can do this all day ; )

      May 4, 2011 at 11:31 am | Report abuse |
    • myesh

      On 9/11/2001, G W Bush was president. The attack happened on his watch and is therefore his responsibility...not that he ever accepted it, but that's the way it works.

      Suck it, dude.

      May 10, 2011 at 1:04 pm | Report abuse |
  19. Thanks

    For once. Can we all stand on the same side and just thank the real heros. Our military did a fantastic job. Well done! Hurry home.

    May 3, 2011 at 4:17 pm | Report abuse |
  20. Thanks

    Difference between Sarah Palin and Mr. President. If she were in charge of this country, she would have been the one pulling the real trigger. Thank God for our 2ND Amendment rights.

    May 3, 2011 at 3:52 pm | Report abuse |
  21. Damnyankee

    It would be a great achievement to have that skyline restored. Any candidate willing to pledge that would have my vote. So they should'nt rebuild, and jon stewart is in agreement. what debate. the conspiracy theorist and racists here arent interested in debate.

    May 3, 2011 at 3:51 pm | Report abuse |
  22. dan smith

    Kahlid shake Muhammad gave up the courier after being water boarded, that is an UNDENIABLE FACT. The CIA has been trailing the courier for five years gathering information, Obama was just the one that happened to be in office when they collected the information. That is an UNDENIABLE FACT. Hate on Bush all you want if he had listened to people like obama and hadn't ordered the water boarding we may never had found bin laden.

    May 3, 2011 at 3:45 pm | Report abuse |
  23. The Genuine Truth

    The "real truth" is too ignorant to be genuine. It's gotta be some Palin hater doing an imitation. Palin clearly does not rule but neither does 0bama. He has to be given credit, however, for following up on Osama and having the courage to "pull the trigger."

    "Can't we all just get along?"

    May 3, 2011 at 3:42 pm | Report abuse |
  24. sea-cannibals for change

    ...the republicans continue to humor us by nominating these wackos. g.w. bush, palin, the terminator, the sell-out version of mccain. and now the donald. the heck with bush and his phony degrees. if it wasnt for his dad we never hear of this dude.

    May 3, 2011 at 3:33 pm | Report abuse |
    • Bubba

      I went to college with the governor's daughter. The cafeteria cooked her meals to order, she had a private dorm room, and she made As without studying. Tell me again how Dubya was an A student so I can laff my butt off. Remember, his dad was Gov of Texas AND CIA Director; would YOU give him an F?

      May 4, 2011 at 2:36 pm | Report abuse |
  25. Mr Name

    This was one good chess move, but we're losing the game. Islam and hate are spreading like a virus.

    May 3, 2011 at 3:16 pm | Report abuse |
  26. Sean

    We knew Al Queda hated us. But now? They hate us a lot. 🙂

    May 3, 2011 at 3:13 pm | Report abuse |
  27. Saphira

    This article needs to quote his most important statement last night: "The face of the Arab world in America's eyes for too long has been Bin Laden. Now it is not. Now the face is the young people in Egypt and Tunesia and all the middle eastern countries in the world rising up for freedom." <– That quote is much more powerful and important than his sarcastic comment this article opens up with. That sarcastic line isn't as good without the context of the show. This quote is powerful enough, though

    May 3, 2011 at 3:06 pm | Report abuse |
  28. Thanks

    I specifically like the photo of the situation room. Hilary is about to lose her lunch, Joe Biden looks like he just got poked in the back by Obama when he was caught sleeping again (see dark cicles under his eyes) , and the rest of the group were asking "can we switch back to the Apprentice show to see who Donald is going to fire?"

    May 3, 2011 at 3:04 pm | Report abuse |
  29. Damnyankee

    I think its about time to start rebuilding the world trade center.

    May 3, 2011 at 2:55 pm | Report abuse |
    • Saphira

      They've already started rebuilding, with a memorial. Construction was going on even at night, with people cheering and gathering around.

      May 3, 2011 at 3:28 pm | Report abuse |
    • Thanks

      Freedom tower. Right next to the new Islamic temple (where they plan to put a picture of good old OBL).

      May 3, 2011 at 3:44 pm | Report abuse |
  30. sea-cannibals for change

    sarah palin needs to be tagged and then released back out into the wild where she belongs. trump has to be the only bozo in the world who doesn't know where a.l.f. is. he's pertched atop your dome taking a massive #2 you dope!

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  31. SoulCatcher

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  32. WMesser58

    The greatest thing about Bin Laden sleeping with the fishes is it sends a message terrorist need to heed and that is you will be hunted for the rest of your lives until we find you and then we'll send you to Bin Laden. I am not a fan of our government in many ways but, the only way to deal with inane, insane muderers is give them what they deserve which is death. The victims didn't get to chose so why should a terrorist. It let's them know the only thing to do is not "MESS WITH THE US" period and like serial killers that have been executed you don't hear much from them lately. Hmmmmm

    May 3, 2011 at 2:15 pm | Report abuse |
  33. Really?

    Sarah Palin rules what? Her wimpy husband, her kids? Sorry, can't think of anything else that person could possibly rule. The real truth, OBAMA RULES!!! So many stupid comments today, all I can say is, "WOW"!

    May 3, 2011 at 2:05 pm | Report abuse |
    • The Real Truth


      May 3, 2011 at 2:17 pm | Report abuse |
    • The REAL Real Truth

      Truth, you are a naughty, naughty (and bad) troll. Anyone with half a brain and/or not in a coma knows that Palin is about as smart as my left nut. And out of of my trouser-twins, the left one is dumber than a box of shìt.

      May 3, 2011 at 2:30 pm | Report abuse |
  34. noyoushuttup

    You yo-yo's that don't get Jon Stewart, go back to your fart-jokes ... or take the time to listen to him.

    May 3, 2011 at 2:03 pm | Report abuse |
  35. sea-cannibals for change

    and somehow b.clinton continues to get off scott free here. amazin. oh, and bush is a war criminal. giving him half the credit based on a few details is even more amazin!

    May 3, 2011 at 1:54 pm | Report abuse |
  36. The Real Truth


    May 3, 2011 at 1:49 pm | Report abuse |
  37. thegovisfunny

    Who cares the goverment will just come up with another boogieman to tax us and raise prices on everything and poke their evil little heads into other peoples buisness, if theres money in it of course, to pay off who really runs this country.

    May 3, 2011 at 1:41 pm | Report abuse |
  38. Pliny have to be a total-hard-core-racist to be bashing President Obama over this.

    Whatever you sure as hell ain't Americans (regardless of what it says on your birth certificate).

    May 3, 2011 at 1:40 pm | Report abuse |
    • Joe

      Must be nice to be able to respond to any criticism with 'oh you're just racist!'

      May 3, 2011 at 2:02 pm | Report abuse |
    • No, not nice Joe

      It's just sad and unfortunate that more often than not it's true. You may be coming from a good and well-intentioned place, but a vast many of your counterparts surely are not. Believe you me, there's nothing at all nice of being compelled to call someone a racist. What people should do upon being called that however, is genuinely take a look at the catalyst for their actions and/or the words they speak and ask themselves why they're doing what they're doing, or saying what they're saying. Quite often if that individual has the discipline to be honest with themselves, their intelligence will most likely far outweigh their irrational thoughts and behaviors. It's too easy for people not to use their brains though Joe, as opposed to changing what may possibly be years of ignorance. I sincerely believe you know of what I speak. I prefaced my statement by not saying you were a part of the absurdity, but so many others are. You may very well be but I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt.

      May 3, 2011 at 2:14 pm | Report abuse |
    • Buster Bloodvessel

      They are freaking out over this like Osama was their best friend. What is going on here? Us good guys hate hm because of 9-11. I must have missed how he became a friend to the GOP somehow.

      May 4, 2011 at 2:32 pm | Report abuse |
  39. The Real Truth


    May 3, 2011 at 1:36 pm | Report abuse |
    • Green Bean

      Heh. Palin has been out-Trumped and out-Obama'd and is, finally, yesterday's news. Took forever, but it finally happened.

      May 3, 2011 at 1:54 pm | Report abuse |
  40. ART

    Republicans are like butt holes they all stink

    May 3, 2011 at 1:27 pm | Report abuse |
  41. The Real Truth

    Ever notice that Osama Bin Laden looks almost the same as Obama Biden........Look again very closely.....Osama Bin Laden....Obama Biden......This is no coincidence by the Democrats. GO SARAH PALIN GO SARAH PALIN IN 2012!!!!!!

    May 3, 2011 at 1:14 pm | Report abuse |
    • Nope...didn't notice.

      It looks like you're the only one. The real truth is that you're a crazy person.

      May 3, 2011 at 1:22 pm | Report abuse |
    • Alex

      Sarah Palin? It took her 6 years to get a communications-based degree from the University of Idaho. I graduated from there too with a science degree, and I can tell you where comm majors study: at the bar! It's a snoozer/jock degree. The fact that it took 6 years for her is embarrassing.

      Call me an elitist, but I won't vote for an idiot with an idiot degree.

      May 3, 2011 at 1:52 pm | Report abuse |
    • Thanks

      Alex, and you have done what in life since getting your degree? I missed the part where you discovered a wonder drug to kill cancer or found a new way to fuel our cars that isn't expensive or won't cause an environmental issue. Let is know when you accomplish something, and we will vote for you.

      May 3, 2011 at 4:26 pm | Report abuse |
    • Ignorance

      To, "Thanks"... I am SOOO sorry that the "elites" have not yet cured cancer... built a working fusion reactor...fixed the damage to the environment that has been done over the last 150+ years.... AND nailed down how to change the infrastructure of a world that is largely dependent on burning fossilized plant matter – in *your* lifespan.

      But you know what... There are thousands upon thousands of 'elites' working around the world to solve those challenges... The medicine in your bathroom cabinet; faster, cheaper electronics (like the PC or laptop you wrote our message); the *clean* water that comes out of your tap; the materials that make fighter jets ultra-stealthy... DO NOT fall out of the SKY!!! The 'elites'... you know... the *Physicists, Biologists, Chemists, and Engineers* that keep living a comfortable life without worrying about dieing from treatable illnesses, enable you to communicate with just about anyone on the planet in real-time, and give you ample warning to get out of the way of an approaching hurricane do their part EVERY DAMN DAY.

      If you come up with tools to fix the environment and cure all medical ailments, and find a way to make cheap, practical autos that do not run on dead plants... BRAVO!! You will have bested the most brilliant minds on the planet.

      May 4, 2011 at 1:12 pm | Report abuse |
  42. MisterFids


    If you want to catch THE most wanted man in the world...

    you don't hire a Chicken Hawk from Texas twice

    you get a Black, Muslim, Marxist, Socialist, Racist, illegal POTUS, Community organizer from

    Chicago who hates white people & wants to take away your guns & give your money to poor people.

    That way the job gets done in less than 900 days instead of 8 years.

    Harvard wins again!!

    (better aiming abilities)

    May 3, 2011 at 1:09 pm | Report abuse |
    • PLEASE tell us....PLEASE...

      You have to tell us how our president, Barack Obama hates white people. Please. Tell us.

      By the way, seriously, thank you for not using the ridiculous phrase "reverse racism" as there is NO SUCH THING...racism is racism plain and simple...ANYONE can be racist.

      However, I digress...

      How EXACTLY is Barack Obama racist? Give us some facts too, not just some insane ramblings from within the confines of your own head.

      How is Barack racist, and namely against white people as you say? I'm sure I'm not the only one who would like to know.

      Lay it on us please.

      May 3, 2011 at 1:18 pm | Report abuse |
    • Green Bean


      Unless my sarcasm radar is on the blink, I am pretty sure the above comments from MisterFish reek with it.

      May 3, 2011 at 1:51 pm | Report abuse |
    • Lord have mercy Green Bean...

      You are absolutely right. I am definitely humble enough to say that I am wrong!

      Thank you much!

      May 3, 2011 at 1:59 pm | Report abuse |
    • Steve

      Dude, MisterFids was being ironical.

      May 3, 2011 at 2:29 pm | Report abuse |
    • Right on Steve...

      I covered that in the post immediately above yours when Green Bean brought it to my (our) attention. I feel that my response was filled with clarity as I thanked him for pointing out the sarcasm (that I can now see is painfully obvious).

      By the way, nice post MisterFids.

      However, for anyone that DOES feel that Barack is racist (I'm sure that some of you irrational thinkers do, for if you can think he's not of this country, or that he's not behind the killing of OBL or the Somali pirates years ago), my initial post in response to MisterFids certain applies to you. Please feel free to enlighten us.

      May 3, 2011 at 2:55 pm | Report abuse |
    • Thanks

      Check your records. Who's a grad of Harvard? Which school? Bush and Obama went there. Bush got a MBA. We don't know what Mr. PRES. got, since his records are sealed.

      So, you admit they both are great and wonderful people for capturing and or killing the enemies of the USA.

      May 3, 2011 at 3:17 pm | Report abuse |
  43. sea-cannibals for change

    obl=best meal i've had in weeks. it was well done OBAMA! pun tested. pun approved!

    May 3, 2011 at 1:00 pm | Report abuse |
  44. mehak

    I agree, it's a somber happiness. Will the troops be coming home? Will it end the cycle of hate and violence? We're already seeing hate crimes here in the good old USA. Its great for morale but in reality, close to a million deaths, two wars, trillions of dollars...and 10 years later we're nowhere close to "mission accomplished."

    May 3, 2011 at 12:55 pm | Report abuse |
  45. Jessenovels

    Bin Laden is and will always be a low life thug, like many people in life. He preaches of a higher calling when he was just a con artist using the young and stupid to do his dirty work, work he never believed in. Goes to show you, in life it's better to follow your own path.

    May 3, 2011 at 12:49 pm | Report abuse |
  46. sea-cannibals for change

    sgt bozo for the win... Air balll!

    May 3, 2011 at 12:46 pm | Report abuse |
  47. sgt bob

    Stewart is not funny at all. He tries to be, but fails at every attempt. He's like Conan Obrien, two geeks who think they r funny.

    May 3, 2011 at 12:44 pm | Report abuse |
    • jujubeans

      you have to be intelligent to get their humor.

      May 3, 2011 at 2:25 pm | Report abuse |
    • pattie29

      Jon Stewart is not always funny. Sometimes he doesn't even try to be funny, but he does speak the truth. He gets more laughs showing clips from faux newz.

      May 3, 2011 at 11:23 pm | Report abuse |
    • sgt bob's dog

      sgt bob is not a sergeant. He tries to be at every opportunity, but fails miserably.

      May 4, 2011 at 1:35 pm | Report abuse |
    • sgt bob's ex-wife

      sgt bob is not good in bed at all. He tries to be, but fails at every attempt. He's like boehner and gingrich, two geeks who think they r funny.

      May 4, 2011 at 2:08 pm | Report abuse |
  48. Jessenovels

    Bin Laden is dead, that's all to it. Bush didn't do anything, he let OBL get away the first time, Obama just came in and fixed his mess. He didn't brag or even hint on what he was going to do weeks leading to this manhunt, he just let the NAVY Seals add a new hole to OBL body.

    May 3, 2011 at 12:43 pm | Report abuse |
    • Thanks

      Corrections Bill Clinton was the 1st one to let OBL off the hook. Remember, he miss the target, just like he miss Monica's mouth and hit her dress. You Dems aren't so perfect after all.

      May 3, 2011 at 3:22 pm | Report abuse |
    • Buster Bloodvessel

      The Repubs are filled with helpless anger today. They just can't stand it! They loved Osama and wanted him to kill more Americans so their Party could gain more power, so they could wreck our country trying to bring down the first black president. It's not right, and it's time these teabaggers got their heads handed to them.

      May 4, 2011 at 1:33 pm | Report abuse |
  49. sgt bob

    Osama is not dead! Where is the proof? Can't believe dopeBama because he has lied in the past.

    May 3, 2011 at 12:40 pm | Report abuse |
    • Hahahahahahaha!


      May 3, 2011 at 1:25 pm | Report abuse |
    • Recently Retired Vet

      To sgt. Bob, are you only patriotic when see or hear something you like? I served under 4 presidents, three I did'nt vote for. But I would never disrespect or not follow an order because I did'nt particularly care for the commander in chief because I serve my country!

      May 3, 2011 at 2:17 pm | Report abuse |
    • ksoze

      sgt. bob...would you be this skeptical if Bin Laden's killing had occurred during the previous administration? He lied to the public. Is it just because you dislike Obama? By the way, 'dopeBama' is a pretty lame insult.

      May 3, 2011 at 2:55 pm | Report abuse |
    • Bubba

      "Sgt?" Yeah, I bet. Dishonorable discharge would be my guess. Obama's made some campaign promises that he had to reconsider as a sitting president. On the other hand, Bush either lied about the WMDs or just said what Cheney told him to say, and got us into two wars when what we needed was a military strike and an embargo. I'll take the one who never choked on a pretzel over the one who never had a real job.

      May 4, 2011 at 1:28 pm | Report abuse |
  50. Big "E"

    Bin Laden is dead.There will be another to take his place.We will kill him and the cycle continues.Am I saying the war on terror is futile? No! But understand, Osama was just one tooth in the cog of terrorism.We must continue to chip the teeth away till the cog is rendered usless.

    May 3, 2011 at 12:30 pm | Report abuse |
  51. Sukhber

    Back, and more badass then we have been in a while. USAUSAUSAUSA!!!

    May 3, 2011 at 12:21 pm | Report abuse |
  52. Brian

    It was always only a matter of time until another large-scale terrorist attack anyway. America has had a "big Target" on our backs for a while now, so I don't know why everyone is so scared all of the sudden. If anything, Osama's death at least diminished some vital resources for the terrorists. And at the very least, I don't think their decision to retaliate will be driven by the words of an American comedian...

    May 3, 2011 at 12:17 pm | Report abuse |
  53. dan smith

    Thank bush for water boarding without it we never would have found the courier or bin laden. Way to go bush.

    May 3, 2011 at 12:17 pm | Report abuse |
    • Vicsanta

      And while we are at it, let's credit Mr. Bush for ignoring his own intelligence briefing outlining Al Queda's threat of using airplanes as weapons a few weeks before 9/11/2001! That inaction only cemented the legacy of OBL in the minds of religous finatics. Furthermore, with the same resources, Mr. Bush couldn't get his man and in fact told Americans the he no longer thought about OBL. If you are going to blame President Obama for the economy because he is at the helm then you must give him the credit on this one, as well as the dedicated troops.

      May 3, 2011 at 12:42 pm | Report abuse |
    • Stop it dan smith

      Dan, seriously? You don't think that crazy w whisked the bin Laden family out of the country immediately following the events of 9/11? Seriously? There were only 2 planes in the sky...Air Force One (run georgie run), and the bin Laden family. We didn't need Michael Moore to tell us that. We also didn't need him to tell us that Osama bin Laden was NOT in Iraq, or the fact that there were no real WMDs there. What w did was equivalent to ME smacking YOU in the mouth, and then YOU go on, get mad, and smack YOUR LITTLE SISTER. So talk about your little waterboard CRAP, but sit on your sweat-soaked couch and ask yourself why we didn't go look for OBL in a logical place dan smith. What? I'm sorry, what? I'd prefer if you could manage the dexterity to have a retort that contains logic if at all possible. Don't resort to your normal and severely limited lexicon of moron, fool, or whatever else you spout off when you're upset by LOGIC. Use your words dan smith, okay? All right buddy? There, that's a good dan smith.


      May 3, 2011 at 12:47 pm | Report abuse |
    • nico88


      Hmm Dan, the last guy that uttered that phrase found himself in the back of automobile on a one way ride.

      May 3, 2011 at 12:49 pm | Report abuse |
    • Well, I just uttered it...

      and I'm not in the back of one, nor will I be. Besides, that's a MOVIE, and the man that delivered that line is also did not really take one final ride in the back of a car. If that's all you took from what I wrote, than you're just as ignorant as dan smith. Read the entire post and ask yourself the questions I posed to dan smith. If that truth hurts there's always Advil my man.

      May 3, 2011 at 12:57 pm | Report abuse |
    • Chris

      It's funny.....all of these educated opinions on what should have happened, or what does happen during times of war.
      Show of hands....has anyone here been in the military, and of those, have any of you been in combat?
      To get things done, we have to get dirty. I don't care what was done to any prisoners, as long as we got the desired results. When someone does something bad to someone else, that person will pay.

      Can anyone prove what "W" did, or did not do? If so, let us know how you know these things. Until I see proof, just opinions, my man.

      May 3, 2011 at 1:30 pm | Report abuse |
    • Absolutely...

      We can prove that w didn't kill Osama bin Laden.

      May 3, 2011 at 1:39 pm | Report abuse |
    • James

      Actually the key information was not obtained during waterboarding but during routine 'legal' interrogation. Water boarding is fun but useless.

      May 3, 2011 at 1:43 pm | Report abuse |
  54. dan smith

    What a moron

    May 3, 2011 at 12:14 pm | Report abuse |
  55. Bort

    Gotta love that iPhone auto correct : )

    May 3, 2011 at 12:13 pm | Report abuse |
  56. Laredo Worster

    I don't get it way do people keep thanking Obama he hasn't done anything expect think about not paying the guys who really care and go out their and risk their life's the TROOPS are the ones that killed him not Obama he should not get any credit for this VICTORY!!

    May 3, 2011 at 12:00 pm | Report abuse |
    • Bort

      You do realize that he is the commander in chief of the armed forces. Ge deserved the credit and will be the first to admit how brave the SEALS were in carrying out this mission.

      I suppose you're one of the few that think Bysh was right in declaring MISSION ACCOMPLISHES.

      May 3, 2011 at 12:09 pm | Report abuse |
    • Jimbo

      Really? He deserves no credit? The guy that OK'ed the time and method of taking OBL out deserves no credit. Would you feel exactly the same if Mr. Bush was the one who signed the order? Wake up and smell your own BS.

      May 3, 2011 at 12:20 pm | Report abuse |
    • No more Cheetos and Budweiser for Laredo

      You are either out of your mind, or so filled with hate and contempt that you can't fathom how our PRESIDENT could complete such an arduous task. I mean really. First of all, W wouldn't have completed this mission...well...because he DIDN'T. Secondly, even if he wanted to kill his friend (yes, I said that, look it up), he would have most likely leveled the entire place, killing scores of others in the process. Our current president BARACK OBAMA (YOUR leader) took part in orchestrating a masterful and technical plan that took out only the intended targets, saw the loss of no Americans, and he WATCHED THE ENTIRE MISSION LIVE AS IT UNFOLDED. To ignore obvious fact is to be a simpleton. Besides, had the mission been a failure, you would have been one of the first to lick the Cheeto dust off of your fingers, put your 8 year old laptop on your beer-stained wifebeater covered inflated stomach, and peck away saying that YOUR president (again, don't forget that) was fully responsible. Stop being that guy; don't be mad at your president because your mom named you Laredo. So you're named after a's okay man. Now get out your box of wine and celebrate this win for our country like the rest of us.

      May 3, 2011 at 12:28 pm | Report abuse |
    • Steve

      Laredo, please cite a source (other than Limbaugh and Beck), that indicates Obama contemplating withholding or reducing our soldiers' pay.

      May 3, 2011 at 2:40 pm | Report abuse |
    • Bubba

      Well, Cheney called off the hunt for Osama because he didn't want to upset Pakistan, or something worse. Obama started the hunt again and had him within a year. I don't blame Bush, who was playing with his model trains and pet goat for eight years, because he's a child in a man's body, but it took a real president to do this right.

      May 4, 2011 at 11:48 am | Report abuse |
  57. NavySealDad

    It's fine if some people on this blog think he's not funny as he's not everyone's cup of tea. I think he's the best out there right now. Jon Stewart proves he's still the best at saying what I believe the country really thinks. Colbert is right behind him. Great shows last night. And... as my brethren would say about Bin Laden's disposition now:
    "He sleeps with the fishes."

    May 3, 2011 at 11:49 am | Report abuse |
  58. Don

    Jon Stewart is the only commentator to really put into words what we're thinking. His show was on the money as were the "reports" from his cohorts in comedy. Don't let up Jon!

    May 3, 2011 at 11:47 am | Report abuse |
  59. Bobcat

    One of the best segments Stewart has ever done. I could care less if we put a bigger target on our back. America needed this win. We need to show the world that we'll come get you, wherever you are. This country was built on NOT backing down. This event should be marked with a holiday, parties and broadcast worldwide, especially to Taliban camps to show those morons that we party when kill just one of them. Imagine what we'll do when kill them all.

    May 3, 2011 at 11:40 am | Report abuse |
  60. Ox Baker

    Stewart is such a hack. He would eat obamas doookie pie.

    May 3, 2011 at 11:17 am | Report abuse |
    • Steve

      Either you are a rabid conservative who hates anyone that disagrees with the right, or you have not actually been watching The Daily Show for months. Stewart does indeed lean to the left, but he has not been at all sycophantic to Obama of late – quite the opposite.

      May 3, 2011 at 1:24 pm | Report abuse |
    • Tim's Mom

      No, that's Tim again. Sigh. I think his dad was the pool boy. He'll post some doodie doodie stuff and talk about wangs and then he'll go to the playstation and play his sister's Barbie games. Sorry, everyone. When I get home I'll whip him good.

      May 4, 2011 at 11:41 am | Report abuse |
  61. rufus

    I saw Obama Bin Laden on the tv the other day. I think they are pulling our leg.

    May 3, 2011 at 11:15 am | Report abuse |
  62. Bdo

    Wow. John is so funny. Were back baby? LOL. I wish I would have seen his reaction to Osamas death. Yay! It cost us 1.5 trillion dollars and two wars to catch one man.

    May 3, 2011 at 11:13 am | Report abuse |
    • 'Cause you could do better...?

      You're right. It was expensive. But so are all wars. Maybe we should have taken it on the chin on Sept. 11th, and done nothing. Bulls*^t.

      What we should have done is bomb the crap out of any nation harboring terrorists. Period. That would send every one of those cowards running. Kill all the terrorists, right? Is that the approach we should have taken?

      Nope. Because every war-fearing liberal would be screaming for those terrorist's rights. It seems the military is damned if they do, and damed if they don't.

      May 3, 2011 at 1:05 pm | Report abuse |
    • Bareback Obaama

      we also invaded the wrong countries.
      we are a good country we are. yes yes

      May 3, 2011 at 4:47 pm | Report abuse |
  63. Har D. HarHar

    The man is brilliant and very LOL funny.

    Either Comedy Central should change the name of the show to "The Stewart Show," or Jon should change his name to "Daily."

    May 3, 2011 at 11:10 am | Report abuse |
  64. Tank

    Yeah um...that's not a real MLk quote

    May 3, 2011 at 11:05 am | Report abuse |
  65. John Stewart rocks

    May 3, 2011 at 11:02 am | Report abuse |
  66. Gary

    Love Jon Stewart, but this segment turned me off. Very very proud of our forces for getting Bin Laden, but don't feel the football mentality (we won the superbowl!!) is appropriate (nor Jon's humor, this time). Hated Bin Laden, but this is a reflective time for me ... a somber happiness?

    ‎"I mourn the loss of thousands of precious lives, but I will not rejoice in the death of one, not even an enemy." – MLK, Jr.

    May 3, 2011 at 10:57 am | Report abuse |
    • clmuseum

      I am grateful this face of evil is dead. Grateful to our SEALS & Obama for not forgetting our many victims to this man. Burial at sea a good thing. No place for a shrine. As for the target on our back? Hasn't that been there for quite a while anyway? I wept when I heard the news. Awful to have to pay evil for evil. Happy for those who will not die at this horrid man's command.

      May 3, 2011 at 11:15 am | Report abuse |
    • Jen

      That quote is fake, Gary.

      May 3, 2011 at 11:22 am | Report abuse |
    • MBH

      I could not agree more, Gary. I always appreciate Stewart's candor and humor, but in this case, I found it really off-putting and in poor taste. Then again, he said that it was very difficult for him to be rational about this. Also, even though that quote is mistakenly attributed to MLK, it still rings true for me.

      May 3, 2011 at 12:25 pm | Report abuse |
    • svann

      I think you have to cut him a little slack. Remember he is a New Yorker and they were the ones that took the hit on 9/11.

      May 3, 2011 at 2:53 pm | Report abuse |
    • Zed O.

      I celebrate the Bin Laden's well overdue demise. I embrace it, I jumped and danced for joy! This "person" reaped benefits from the killing of innocent people and destroying families, the only thing I regret about this is the fact that his death was not slower and groin-related. And I say this as someone who is left leaning. You may feel too sophisticated and intellectual and to not get caught up in the "football mentality" or however bougy way you put it, but leave the stick up your nether region if you want, let the rest of us enjoy this new sensation of increased gravitational pull on our testicles.

      May 4, 2011 at 1:51 pm | Report abuse |
    • Jay's Mom

      I completely agree Gary, and I was living in NYC with my 3-wk old son on 9/11 thinking the world was coming to an end. He was an evil man who lived by the gun and died by the gun, but to cheer and celebrate even an evil man's death is skeevy at best.

      May 4, 2011 at 5:15 pm | Report abuse |
  67. Mike

    The fanatics want to attack us regardless of what we do. We shouldn't NOT fight back because we're afraid of the consequences. Whether he's locked up or tossed in the sea, the free world is better off with this evil man gone.

    May 3, 2011 at 10:45 am | Report abuse |
  68. falsetruth

    Do you idiots understand the magnitude of this? This isn't something that's just going to be forgotten about! The u.s has just made the target on their back bigger then it already is. The gov't has all you people fooled with all these lie....

    May 3, 2011 at 10:45 am | Report abuse |
    • Jeff

      When you learn to use the words "then" and "than" in proper context, THEN maybe I'll ascribe some weight to your opinion. LOL

      May 3, 2011 at 11:05 am | Report abuse |
    • dave

      Don't try to scare folks with your idiotic theories. OBL dead is good. Very, very, very..... quite good. Go hide under a rock if you're scared. Baby.

      May 3, 2011 at 11:06 am | Report abuse |
    • MadCityBabe

      @falsetruth..................would you SHUT UP!

      May 3, 2011 at 12:23 pm | Report abuse |
    • mrhapiguy

      Let them try and they will also take a swim in the ocean.

      May 4, 2011 at 9:35 am | Report abuse |
    • Bubba

      No, they attacked us first, remember? He was a dead man as soon as he took credit for it. They can blow up a building and we'll blow up a city, then take down their government. I bet they decide to let it alone.

      May 4, 2011 at 11:44 am | Report abuse |
  69. portalpunk

    obl can swim with da fishies, hahahahahahaha

    May 3, 2011 at 10:44 am | Report abuse |
  70. Name*chefmom

    I rarely agree with Mr. Stewart, but Amen!

    May 3, 2011 at 10:39 am | Report abuse |
  71. baggedemotions

    Is this a good thing or a bad thing for Americans...come on, really think about how upset his people are, especially with all the bragging the media has basically done.

    May 3, 2011 at 10:38 am | Report abuse |
    • CTYank

      Aw, they're going to get their little panties in a wad. Then, maybe get over it and join the 21st century.

      May 3, 2011 at 11:47 am | Report abuse |
    • You know you're a tool right?

      You're right. We should have let him go and just let bygones be bygones. He is only responsible for the deaths of thousands of people all over the world...

      Not only are you a coward, but you are completely oblivious to the reality of the world. His followers were already planning attacks. They will not act any differently now that Bin Laden is dead. That's just yet another excuse for them to preach to the imbeciles of the world and convince them that dying for their cause while they live lives of relative luxury. Stop being such a tool.

      May 3, 2011 at 12:28 pm | Report abuse |
    • You know you're a tool right

      *that dying for their cause is noble while they live lives of relative luxury

      May 3, 2011 at 12:29 pm | Report abuse |
    • Non American

      @You know you're a tool right?

      how many deaths is your country responsible for? Lets just say in the last um...10 years?

      you cant count that high can you?

      May 3, 2011 at 1:10 pm | Report abuse |
    • JT

      @ non – american – yes please, let's count the numbers. Let's count the numbers of road side bombs that killed American Soldiers, let's count the number of uprisings, let's count the number of bombings at U.S Embassies, let's count the numbers of killings or all out violence against American citizens around the world and then tell me about how many deaths the U.S is responsible for. I'm sure your country (which you don't have the balls to list, only that you're a "non-american") has never once condoned violence against another, especially not the U.S.A. I'm sure you're an entirely peaceful nation who has never done anything anyone would consider hostile or oppressive. I'm also quite sure you weren't part of the groups dancing in the streets and rejoicing the morning the towers came down, right? Right? Yeah that's what I thought. Go back under your rock.

      May 3, 2011 at 3:37 pm | Report abuse |
  72. TIM

    yeah ! dooodie jokes are funny ! John Stewart rules ! So do 8th graders ! WE ROCK !

    May 3, 2011 at 10:31 am | Report abuse |
  73. Get a life

    the cia has osama in a remote interrogation facility, not dead. wake up idiots.

    May 3, 2011 at 10:29 am | Report abuse |
    • MikeMazzla

      because you are so well connected to the CIA in your moms basement apartment?

      May 3, 2011 at 10:49 am | Report abuse |
    • Dead Man Blogging

      He's in Cincinnati. They're going to give him season tickets to the Bengals. It's the worst torture imaginable.

      May 3, 2011 at 12:18 pm | Report abuse |
    • ur a d-bag

      Your tin foil hat is too tight my friend. Loosen it some, but don't take it off. How else will we be able to easily identify those members of society that needs serious mental help?

      May 3, 2011 at 12:25 pm | Report abuse |
    • frontgate

      Ooooo, a conspiracy theorist, how original.
      Being held by the CIA. Aahhh man, you're on top of things.
      You go whack-o dude.

      May 3, 2011 at 12:38 pm | Report abuse |
    • Rawr

      That makes absolutely no sense... why would the CIA interrogate him for information on themselves?

      May 3, 2011 at 10:13 pm | Report abuse |
  74. Freddie

    i hope those 40 virgins that bin laden was waiting for are all guys.

    May 3, 2011 at 10:26 am | Report abuse |
    • Jiggered

      Now THAT would be HOT!

      May 3, 2011 at 2:02 pm | Report abuse |
    • JT

      It's 72 virgins....

      May 3, 2011 at 3:27 pm | Report abuse |
    • Thanks

      Actually, it's 39. He was hiding behind #40. Too bad, he wasn't captured instead. And let the 40 virgins parade in front of his jail cell every hour on the hour to remind him what he didn't get by getting to be a marytr.

      May 3, 2011 at 3:32 pm | Report abuse |
    • Thanks

      Okay. Go with 72. and make the joke read 71, hiding behind #72. Thanks for correction.

      May 3, 2011 at 3:35 pm | Report abuse |
    • pilo

      My only wish is that we could bring bin laden back to life.... so they could kill him again..

      May 3, 2011 at 3:41 pm | Report abuse |
    • JT

      Hey Thanks, no problem. Far be it from me to try to make you any less stupid than you already are.

      May 3, 2011 at 3:44 pm | Report abuse |
    • Thanks

      JT -Good doing business with you. See Freddie wrote 40, the boob I'm accused of being, like you, shouldn't believe everything you read.

      May 3, 2011 at 3:57 pm | Report abuse |
    • James in Columbia

      Too bad they're all going to be male online gamers with bad skin. Oops.

      May 4, 2011 at 11:05 am | Report abuse |
    • Doug

      If we could bring him back to life, he'd have to be killed over and over at least 12,000 times until he's properly paid his debt to the world.

      May 4, 2011 at 3:23 pm | Report abuse |
  75. James

    I hear that Donald Trump says it's a hoax...wants to see the long form Death Certificate

    May 3, 2011 at 10:23 am | Report abuse |
    • Damo

      You're way off. The Donald believes it. He had this to say about Osama's death:
      "Today I am very proud of myself. Because I have accomplished something nobody else has been able to do."

      May 3, 2011 at 11:45 am | Report abuse |
  76. Approaching Uranus

    Stewart behaves like some smart ass 8th grader and thats who his humor appeals too.

    May 3, 2011 at 10:19 am | Report abuse |
    • Grundoon

      The demographic that watches the Daily Show and the Colbert Report is a higher earning and better educated than that of the FAUX NOISE viewer. Satire is not lost on those of us without a stick stuck up there sideways.

      May 3, 2011 at 10:24 am | Report abuse |
    • Steve

      With your user name, it's evident that you're a veritable Oscar Wilde.

      May 3, 2011 at 10:47 am | Report abuse |
    • Nellie Bly

      I thought you might be on to something but then I saw your screen name.

      May 3, 2011 at 10:47 am | Report abuse |
    • Nic S.

      Steve, I salute you.

      May 3, 2011 at 12:18 pm | Report abuse |
    • Hehe101

      Here's an 8th grader ( who's very smart and occasionally thinks ass like thoughts) who has a perfectly perfect sense of humor.

      May 7, 2011 at 11:27 pm | Report abuse |
    • Michael

      Hilarious. Your user name is Approaching Uranus and you criticize someone else for using what you categorize as 8th grade humor.

      May 9, 2011 at 3:18 pm | Report abuse |
  77. Osama bin Deaden

    The crabs keep kibbling on my toes, being dead is bad, but being fish food is worse.

    May 3, 2011 at 10:19 am | Report abuse |
  78. Dennish

    Blah blah blah blah......

    May 3, 2011 at 10:18 am | Report abuse |
  79. Its a drive by

    Stewart is about as funny as a crutch.

    May 3, 2011 at 10:12 am | Report abuse |
    • PbFarmer

      Why do you find Crutches absolutely hilarious?

      May 3, 2011 at 10:41 am | Report abuse |
    • Steve

      Your comedic bona fides are clearly established by your mangling of the grade school "rubber crutch" line.

      Leave us grumpy troll.

      May 3, 2011 at 10:44 am | Report abuse |
    • Cat

      Maybe Stewart in crutches – not THAT would be funny.

      May 3, 2011 at 11:40 am | Report abuse |
    • I can do it too

      Why do you keep changing your name to insult Stewart. Chances are you're a dry slow witted conservative who's offended that Stewart points out the idiocy of conservatives. Lighten up and laugh at yourself, we all do.

      May 3, 2011 at 1:14 pm | Report abuse |
    • etymologist

      "Funny as a crutch" and the variant "Funny as a rubber crutch" are both correct.

      May 3, 2011 at 2:31 pm | Report abuse |
    • Steve

      My apologies to It's a drive by.

      Not to get all Kaczynski, the fact that it is idiomatic does not make it funny or correct. Still, I must concede to etymologist and Potsie Weber.

      May 3, 2011 at 3:17 pm | Report abuse |
    • Bubba

      I thought that was absolutely hilarious the first three hundred times I heard it back in grade school.

      May 4, 2011 at 11:35 am | Report abuse |
    • Zed O.

      Which is still about 50x funnier than you are.

      May 4, 2011 at 1:34 pm | Report abuse |
  80. On the Hunt

    Stewart is much like Letterman. Just not funny.

    May 3, 2011 at 9:52 am | Report abuse |
    • dave

      Lot's of people think he is funny, including me. Go whine somewhere else.

      May 3, 2011 at 10:11 am | Report abuse |
    • g

      You probably find Leno hilarious though.

      May 3, 2011 at 10:27 am | Report abuse |
    • CJ

      "So, have you heard about this Osama bin Laden thing?" - Jay Leno's opening joke for the next month.

      May 3, 2011 at 10:35 am | Report abuse |
    • Mike Mazzla

      You are probably more the Redneck Leno/cable guy type. We in the book learning states understand that not everyone can understand humor that takes a little thinking

      May 3, 2011 at 10:47 am | Report abuse |
    • Chris

      It's because he uses intelligence in his humor, and obviously you don't understand that kind of humor.
      Mabye if he told knock-knock jokes, and waved bright shiny objects around, you'd be entertained.....

      May 3, 2011 at 12:51 pm | Report abuse |
    • Evel Knievel

      @Lisa, and you're a dumb broad.

      May 3, 2011 at 1:22 pm | Report abuse |
    • Bubba

      Awww, did he make fun of Osama? You Republicans are angrier than the Saudis about this! Was he going to attack us right before the election and now it's all spoiled?

      May 4, 2011 at 11:33 am | Report abuse |
    • Zed O.

      I'm guessing you're "on the hunt" for a functioning sense of humor. Or a frontal lobe. Happy hunting!

      May 4, 2011 at 1:32 pm | Report abuse |
    • Matt

      WHy's everyone picking on the dude because he doesn't find Stewart funny? Yeesh. Doesn't mean he's a moron. Everyone has their own sense of humor.

      May 12, 2011 at 12:43 pm | Report abuse |
  81. Langland

    The part where he made Florida become an erection with balls, was the best part of his sketch.

    May 3, 2011 at 9:46 am | Report abuse |
    • Sencho

      Sadly, for those of us who've transplanted here from actual civilization, we know that Florida is actually just a limp dick with an enlarged prostate.

      May 3, 2011 at 12:17 pm | Report abuse |
    • jujubeans

      erections are always funny <=====3

      May 3, 2011 at 1:57 pm | Report abuse |
    • Thanks

      I live in Florida, have had prostate cancer, still found the limp dick funny. Thanks for making me laugh to tears. Beats being known for those darn hanging chads. Now we wre just know for something else hanging.

      May 3, 2011 at 2:57 pm | Report abuse |
    • S1N

      Also don't forget that this is the only state (Florida) where Viagra is probably more popular than weed.

      May 4, 2011 at 12:19 am | Report abuse |
  82. AdriRam

    John Stewart was great with this! 😉

    May 3, 2011 at 9:42 am | Report abuse |
    • Steve

      It was good, but watch for it to get even better as our poiticians and the rest of the media provide fodder for him.

      May 3, 2011 at 3:36 pm | Report abuse |
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