Duh! Charlie Sheen to trademark catchphrases
April 6th, 2011
09:30 AM ET

Duh! Charlie Sheen to trademark catchphrases

Miley Cyrus recently tweeted that Charlie Sheen taught her a lot about "winning." The teen star could also learn a few things about trademark laws from the troubled actor.

Sheen's rep confirms to CNN that the former "Two and a Half Men" star is looking to trademark 22 of the catchphrases he has made famous during his recent rants.

Besides "Duh, Winning," Sheen has also registered such gems as "Vatican Assassin,” “Tiger Blood,” “Rock Star From Mars,” and “I’m Not Bi-Polar, I’m Bi-Winning,” reports Entertainment Weekly.

But it doesn't stop there: According to the Hollywood Reporter, Sheen is also looking to trademark his name and signature, his nickname for his home, "Sober Valley Lodge," and, naturally, his pet name for his girlfriends, "Sheen's Goddesses."

This isn't the first time Sheen has gone trademark happy. In the late '90s, he tried to trademark "Drugs Are Loser Friendly" so his company Masheen Inc. could use it for stickers, mugs and T-shirts, says the Reporter. In 2005, his Three Dog Park company also filed to trademark "Sheen Kidz" for his couture line of kiddie clothing.

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  3. Anti M.

    Why doesn't the media leave the poor guy alone? Sure, he's made mistakes, haven't we all done so at one time or another. He's just a human being. As Christ said: "Let he/she who is without sin, cast the first stone." I included the she because the "shes" of the world have asked for equal rights.

    April 15, 2011 at 2:13 am | Report abuse |
  4. Felix Thomas Clauss (San Diego)

    Dad is right about Charlie.

    April 11, 2011 at 2:26 pm | Report abuse |
  5. Thomas R. Clauss (Dad) San Diego (age 90)

    We know Charlie will be back Bigger and better than ever.

    April 11, 2011 at 2:25 pm | Report abuse |
  6. udd

    This is winning.

    April 7, 2011 at 4:36 am | Report abuse |
  7. markjuliansmith

    The goes SAP.

    April 7, 2011 at 2:40 am | Report abuse |
  8. Knows *HITfrom Sheenola

    It is Sheenola. But then Hunter Thompson is dead and we need a replacement. A tad less talented but a bit more over the top then Hunter. Overall I give him a year or so and he will either be forgotton or playing base with the All Dead Rock Band....Keith, Jimmi, James, Janice and John.

    April 7, 2011 at 1:16 am | Report abuse |
  9. yawn

    His family must be so proud........

    April 7, 2011 at 1:00 am | Report abuse |
  10. Chris Grau

    If I just barely made it to the bathroom I will say "I almost just Sheened myself!" cuz that is what he reminds me of

    April 7, 2011 at 12:31 am | Report abuse |
  11. AuntySocial

    What a total loser. If he were to depend on me to buy any of his crap he would be sol even if he were next dorr to me. People don't buy tickets to see his train wreck. Let him crash and burn on his own.

    April 6, 2011 at 10:34 pm | Report abuse |
  12. Daniel

    Sheen is a classic turd. Trademark that Charlie.

    April 6, 2011 at 10:29 pm | Report abuse |
  13. jimbo

    I wonder what would happen if the entire front row held up pictures of Charlie's kids during one of his shows. It might completely crack the warlock.

    April 6, 2011 at 10:24 pm | Report abuse |
  14. Chris

    And about 18 months from now you will be able to get his signature series casket.

    April 6, 2011 at 10:22 pm | Report abuse |
  15. Winrar

    So, netizens will basically pay for any (de)motivational posters made containing his memes? Pretty bi-winning for me.

    April 6, 2011 at 10:07 pm | Report abuse |
  16. w.s.

    The tragic tale of Charlie Sheen is getting crazier and crazier. This is not going to end good.

    April 6, 2011 at 10:01 pm | Report abuse |
  17. Rick

    Is there a bigger turd on the face of the earth right now?

    I think not.

    April 6, 2011 at 9:56 pm | Report abuse |
  18. w.s.

    All this does is continue to keep him from facing his problems. Like everything is just one big joke. Enabling his behavior. And anyone who helps him run away from the truth by patting him on the back for his behavior or rewarding him for it or is making money off of it? Well I hope they are really proud of themselves when he crashes for good. He does not need money, trademarks and shows. He needs serious help and all of these distractions are keeping him from getting it. Mental problems are not entertainment and neither are drug problems. When they have become that something is seriously wrong with this world.

    April 6, 2011 at 9:56 pm | Report abuse |
  19. Reality Check

    Can I trademark every single word in the dictionary and the correlation of any combination of words in any matter or phrase? Then you all have to pay me to speak or else you have to STFU!

    April 6, 2011 at 9:24 pm | Report abuse |
  20. Old School

    LOL @ Ed and Woodrow!

    But poor thing...imagine going from Platoon to this? That's awful. He showed a lot of promise back in the 80's.

    He's needing some serious prayer. Hopefully he'll make a 180 and come back to his senses. All of us have been given second chances in life.

    April 6, 2011 at 9:00 pm | Report abuse |
  21. Kim

    I will be more than happy to contribute money to his KIDS FUND anytime I use the word "WINNING". You can be sure I won't be referring to the BIG L. His kids sure can't count on him for anything but being a fool.

    April 6, 2011 at 8:51 pm | Report abuse |
  22. joe

    I think they should be trademarked. Companies making money from his words should pay up.

    April 6, 2011 at 8:45 pm | Report abuse |
  23. luis bezerra

    He can TRY to patent anything that he wants. He will only spend money and the end they wont authorize it. Sheen is so brainless he doesnt understand you cannot trademark phrases that are of common use, you canno trademark "I like cats" or "I have tiger blood" because those words are too common and any human being has the right to use it many contexts.

    April 6, 2011 at 8:04 pm | Report abuse |
  24. Thomas

    I'm sick of this sick person. He needs to be in Patterson Hospital. I don't care about his life, his drug habit, etc. CNN please stop reporting on a non-issue. l don't like to see bi-polar rants. Where is his Father in all of this? I'd probably kill him, and plead temporary insanity.

    April 6, 2011 at 7:53 pm | Report abuse |
  25. Woodrow

    I trademarked the word "the" a few years ago so by reading all the comments above(or below) you all owe me combined like a KAJILLION DOLLARS

    April 6, 2011 at 7:51 pm | Report abuse |
  26. TRH

    Is it possible this moron could have an ego this large?

    April 6, 2011 at 7:47 pm | Report abuse |
  27. 99'er

    Hey Sheen...don't forgot to include "I'm an idiot" when you look to patent your other worthless trademarks!

    April 6, 2011 at 7:43 pm | Report abuse |
  28. amy

    also known as $*&* Charlie Sheen Says......

    April 6, 2011 at 7:42 pm | Report abuse |
  29. Ed

    All those trademarks and $1.95 will get you a medium coffee at Starbuck's.

    April 6, 2011 at 7:25 pm | Report abuse |
  30. 66Biker

    When I think of Charlie Sheen, I think of two things right off... "Boozer" and "Loser". Think about it. So what if he is a good actor. He should try sobering up and acting normal for a change.

    April 6, 2011 at 7:22 pm | Report abuse |
  31. Bill

    This guys career is over , when is this idiot going to go away?
    So stuck on himself. He is going to be a nobody til the last days of his life!

    April 6, 2011 at 6:59 pm | Report abuse |
  32. boredddude

    and this is news why?

    April 6, 2011 at 6:54 pm | Report abuse |
  33. TPF

    I just wish he would patent his last phrase, "I'm checking out, I'm going to another planet to stay!"

    April 6, 2011 at 6:27 pm | Report abuse |
  34. Ruby Gumshoe

    The moron is detached from reality!

    April 6, 2011 at 6:17 pm | Report abuse |
  35. Jerkin

    I don't understand why everyone thinks Charlie Sheen is so awful. I got a tattoo of the word tigers blood, and now all the ladies want me. I walk down the street with my shirt off, and they all croon over my buff tan body, and tigers blood tattoo. Charlie Sheen is the best thing that ever happened. Quit being trolls...

    April 6, 2011 at 6:12 pm | Report abuse |
  36. anonymous

    Drugs are loser friendly, eh? I guess we'll have to add most of our Founding Fathers to the list of losers then, not to mention Bob Dylan and Willie Nelson and at least a few former presidents. Real losers, all of them.

    April 6, 2011 at 5:56 pm | Report abuse |
  37. Alex

    Charlie, since you're at it, might as well trademark your favorite coke from your favorite dealer and might want to co-brand with your favorite glass d!ck (err I mean glass pipe) manufacturer...

    April 6, 2011 at 5:55 pm | Report abuse |
  38. Aezel

    Is "Long walk off a short pier" one of them?

    April 6, 2011 at 5:55 pm | Report abuse |
  39. frankiejr

    sounds like he suffers from manic depression…poor guy

    April 6, 2011 at 5:53 pm | Report abuse |
  40. Anna

    @ Paul S, isn't he suppose to get a patent? Didn't Paris get one for "That's Hot, and Donald for "You're Fired"? Seems like his lawyers don't know what they are doing. LOL.

    April 6, 2011 at 5:51 pm | Report abuse |
  41. Chahhhhlie

    He's got more cling-ons than a Star Trek episode. ™

    April 6, 2011 at 5:45 pm | Report abuse |
  42. Scott

    Here's a catchphrase that he should trademark since he's going to be using it soon enough – "Hey Mister, got a quarter?"

    April 6, 2011 at 5:41 pm | Report abuse |
  43. Lorenzo

    "Besides "Duh, Winning," Sheen has also registered such gems as "Vatican Assassin,” “Tiger Blood,” “Rock Star From Mars,” and “I’m Not Bi-Polar, I’m Bi-Winning,” reports Entertainment Weekly."

    Wrong. They have not been "registered," according to the records of the US Patent and Trademark Office. Rather, the company he's apparently affiliated with has filed applications to register them. The applications have not been approved. The applications list a wide variety of products and services for which the trademarks will allegedly be used.

    April 6, 2011 at 5:38 pm | Report abuse |
  44. Natch

    Sheen is a has-been, desperately holding on by his fingernails, and unwilling to admit that his day has come and gone. Good luck trademarking common phrases, Charlie. Anyone could tell you that it won't go through.....DUH!!

    April 6, 2011 at 5:36 pm | Report abuse |
  45. Maria

    This is a great article! However, I would like to correct some inaccuracies within this article. First of all, these trademark applications were not filed by Charlie Sheen, but by a California based company called Hyro-gliff, see here: http://bit.ly/evJxXG . Second of all, this company filed for 24 new trademark applications between the dates of March 19th – 22nd, 2011; not 22 applications. Lastly, Charlie Sheen’s catchphrases are not yet registered trademarks (see requirements here: http://bit.ly/el2FvL)

    It is also interesting to note that Jimmy Buffet’s company, Margaritaville Enterprises, LLC has filed two trademark application for “Tiger Blood” with the descriptions of “Energy Drinks” and “Vodka”, respectively. (Source: http://bit.ly/gfeH8J ) The mark name “Tiger Blood” has been applied for several times by different owners since the late March (See here: http://bit.ly/hGNu40 )

    Keep up to date with accurate information by signing up for free trademark status alerts on each trademark profile. Let us know if you need further clarification! Follow @Trademarkia on Twitter!

    April 6, 2011 at 5:25 pm | Report abuse |
  46. Chris

    is one of the phrases imadumba$$?

    April 6, 2011 at 5:24 pm | Report abuse |
  47. John

    Pathetic..he didnt even care that his kids were taken away. .. but he's "winning".

    April 6, 2011 at 5:24 pm | Report abuse |
  48. pooch

    any of you tools give a darn that corporate america trademarks eleventy-billion such phrases every day? thought not. that's why we're in the shape we're in.

    April 6, 2011 at 5:20 pm | Report abuse |
  49. Anon

    Excellent! This will help raise awareness of just how ridiculous American intellectual property law has become, and hopefully lead to international challenges.

    April 6, 2011 at 5:18 pm | Report abuse |
  50. Richard Allen

    i am trademarking "Sheen is a Tard." Looks like I"M winning now...

    April 6, 2011 at 5:17 pm | Report abuse |
  51. Old School

    I guess no one caught the other catch phrase from the movie RoboCop ("I'll buy THAT for a dollar")

    Personally I wouldn't buy anything from him as quite frankly he doesn't appear to practice proper personal hygiene.

    Hey – Charlie "Hygiene" Sheen?! 😉

    Sorry for that last one...

    April 6, 2011 at 5:08 pm | Report abuse |
  52. MCB

    I'm pretty sure that David Bowie is the rock star from Mars..

    April 6, 2011 at 4:59 pm | Report abuse |
  53. buke56

    The crazier he gets the more he looks like EraserHead. Why pay to see him rant when you can watch the same thing on Jerry Springer

    April 6, 2011 at 4:57 pm | Report abuse |
  54. Kman

    This is his last Hoorah!. After his ongoing debacle, he will fade and be a grocery line tabliod filled in the racks with his demise. Of course those who prop him are the same mindsets...either driven by craziness, insanity and follow the dollar wherever it takes you and into oblivious demise. This guy is crazy and the drugs help fuel it. So for all that give him props are the same morons who help keep the country a mess and we have to deal with the trolls.

    April 6, 2011 at 4:54 pm | Report abuse |
  55. Joe lewis


    April 6, 2011 at 4:53 pm | Report abuse |
  56. Old School

    Another trademark: Sheenie-in-a-bottle

    ...I'll buy THAT for a dollar

    April 6, 2011 at 4:51 pm | Report abuse |
  57. VanBlau

    He forgot one: "Losing!"

    April 6, 2011 at 4:41 pm | Report abuse |
  58. steward

    Unless he holds copyright to the screenplays to the shows... his filing of trademarks is in violation of copyright law. 🙂

    April 6, 2011 at 4:37 pm | Report abuse |
  59. coaster

    Here is another one for you to trademark, Charlie-boy ~ "ass-sheen-ine behavior!"

    April 6, 2011 at 4:37 pm | Report abuse |
  60. Smart Mouth

    Everybody in the world should trade mark some "catchphrases". Then no one can speak anymore and print up useless (my new trademark catchphrase) "Liberal duschbag" news stories unless paying for it.

    April 6, 2011 at 4:35 pm | Report abuse |
  61. SchmidtDA

    I guess if companies can trademark words *cough* Facebook then I'm not surprised by this.


    April 6, 2011 at 4:31 pm | Report abuse |
  62. Jon

    charliesheendeathclock.com – I give 'em another 3 months!

    April 6, 2011 at 4:22 pm | Report abuse |
  63. Shaneeda Quit

    If he can trademark words, so can I.

    April 6, 2011 at 4:22 pm | Report abuse |
  64. Big Love

    How come he decided against trademarking "Getting Sheened" or just simply "Sheened"/

    April 6, 2011 at 4:21 pm | Report abuse |
  65. carol

    he is growing O L D and Looking O L D and cannot handle growing uglee old

    April 6, 2011 at 4:16 pm | Report abuse |
  66. Steve Portaro

    your such a low life "loser"

    April 6, 2011 at 4:15 pm | Report abuse |
  67. SarcasticSmile

    He's "bi-retarded."
    Hope you trademark that one too, you overpaid, over hyped monkey.

    April 6, 2011 at 4:14 pm | Report abuse |
  68. BuckupUS

    DUH....."F@#$ing and smoking and "F@#$ing and smoking and "F@#$ing and snorting and "F@#$ing and snorting and
    WINNING !!!!!!!!!!!!

    April 6, 2011 at 4:14 pm | Report abuse |
  69. BuckupUS

    I'll do a line of his ashes............

    April 6, 2011 at 4:09 pm | Report abuse |
  70. Fuyuko

    I'm opposed to allowing people to trademark phrases. To me, this just makes things difficult for the rest of us.

    April 6, 2011 at 4:08 pm | Report abuse |
  71. Ron in California

    Can he patent-I'm a jerk

    April 6, 2011 at 4:07 pm | Report abuse |
  72. JonathanL

    He should now write a book "How to be a Winning Loser". I don't think anyone would buy my book "How to be a Losing Winner".

    April 6, 2011 at 4:06 pm | Report abuse |
  73. Dan


    April 6, 2011 at 4:03 pm | Report abuse |
  74. Winning

    The angst and jealousy of the "my life will always be empty and boring" Sheen haters in here is epic.

    April 6, 2011 at 4:02 pm | Report abuse |
  75. Babs

    Are we sure he's not a Palin?

    April 6, 2011 at 3:58 pm | Report abuse |
    • Ron in California

      Could be he to is laughing all he way to the bank. Wait nope he is acting like a limo liberal can't be a pa;in

      April 6, 2011 at 4:09 pm | Report abuse |
    • Babs

      But he's hateful and mean. I guess that's what through me off.

      April 6, 2011 at 6:08 pm | Report abuse |
  76. Beaver

    His coffin will be shaped like a Torpedo with "Duh, dead!" written on it.

    April 6, 2011 at 3:56 pm | Report abuse |
  77. The Lunatic

    Why is this guy still in the news every week? Can't someone give him a raw potato or something to play with to shut him up?

    April 6, 2011 at 3:55 pm | Report abuse |
  78. Jason

    Luv ya Charlie!!!

    April 6, 2011 at 3:55 pm | Report abuse |
  79. brown

    Although "Black Listing" is illegal, Charlie knows he's going to be out of work for a long time. He's striking the iron
    while it's still hot! Nothing wrong with that.

    April 6, 2011 at 3:54 pm | Report abuse |
  80. BuckupUS

    and don't forget about trademarking, "WE'RE OUT ! i GOTTA CALL MY MAN !" ...........MAN !
    I miss "my man".
    Oh the good ole early 80's days of South Florida.
    BAM ! THe size of tennis balls !

    April 6, 2011 at 3:53 pm | Report abuse |
  81. MountDana

    Weenie Sheen is spewing out verbal sewage and is the textbook example of an epic loser.

    April 6, 2011 at 3:53 pm | Report abuse |
  82. crackhead

    Trademark THIS !

    April 6, 2011 at 3:52 pm | Report abuse |
  83. BlackDynamite

    He's a no-talent dope fiend.......

    Wait a minute!
    I hope he doesn't beat me down to the Trademark office!

    April 6, 2011 at 3:41 pm | Report abuse |
  84. George

    Contaminated maggots can't handle his power.

    April 6, 2011 at 3:38 pm | Report abuse |
  85. Madeleine

    Personally I loved the whole "fire breathing fists" quote. That was laugh out loud funny.

    April 6, 2011 at 3:33 pm | Report abuse |
    • iamthefredman

      You gotta give crazy Charlie some credit. While he was off the drugs, he spent a lot of time thinking up all this crap. The press and TV are eating it up and now the public is buying tickets to see him say the same S*&T. It's genius!

      April 6, 2011 at 3:37 pm | Report abuse |
  86. Randy

    Wasn't he one of the inmates in One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest?

    April 6, 2011 at 3:30 pm | Report abuse |
  87. Michael J.

    Yes, phrases can be trademarked. Michael Buffer trademarked his "Let's get ready to rumble!" phrase a few years ago so you have to pay him to use it.

    April 6, 2011 at 3:27 pm | Report abuse |
    • iamthefredman


      That's why he is the ONLY guy you ever see on TV saying that phrase. That was a stroke of genius. "Mr. Buffer, time to go to work now." "let's get ready to rumblllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllle!!" OK, can I have my $100,000 now so I can go home?

      April 6, 2011 at 3:35 pm | Report abuse |
  88. Bob Horn

    Need proof this country is all about money and control. Now there making money on "trade marking" the english language for profit. Pretty soon we won't be able to speak among ourselves without paying a toll. Look at Mosanto and their genetically modified seeds which if they blow onto your farm from the wind the farmer must pay. This is insanity! Public Access TV – Now more than ever!

    April 6, 2011 at 3:24 pm | Report abuse |
  89. iamthefredman

    It's incredible to me that no one sees throught the fake "crazy" act Charlie Sheen is putting on. He wanted to get out of his 2.5 Men contract for some time and has spoken about it for the last two seasons. The produces wouldn't let their cash cow go, so he fired himself. I say good for him. He is already filthy rich and can do whatever he pleases. PEOPLE, IT IS ALL AN ACT. He is an actor.

    April 6, 2011 at 3:23 pm | Report abuse |
  90. jj

    I hope he remembers 'I'm crazy, and I can't get up'. He's going to love remembering his nuttiness in a year or so (if he gets clean)

    April 6, 2011 at 3:15 pm | Report abuse |
  91. driranek

    The makers of Prozac, Zanax and so on are probably thinking "If Sheen didn't exist we'd have to invent him."

    April 6, 2011 at 3:14 pm | Report abuse |
  92. Winning What?

    I don't quite understand what he's "winning". Winning what? Production on his show was suspended while he was in rehab, and not on the set. When he was on the set without completing rehab, he was unable to perform to the standards that made the show a hit. So more waiting, until Charlie gets his act together. It should've been the producers saying, "Duh, WAITING". He then went off on everyone and their mother, prompting the money men to do what anyone would after that kind of assault – figure out that a number of actors could play that part successfully – and then do what comes naturally by getting rid of the thorn. He was winning when he was making $2M per episode. Now he's just making a punch line of himself. It's too bad, but it is what it is.

    April 6, 2011 at 3:14 pm | Report abuse |
    • iamthefredman

      It's an act. He wanted to get out of doing that stupid TV show and move on with his life (however screwed up it may be) with all his money. He made something like $100 miilion since the show began with reruns. Most people would bail out after making a few million. Now he doing something he actually feels like doing ( as stupid as this tour is) and the producers can try to continue the show another way. Anybody in Hollywood can go out and buy a pile of drugs and use them, and get on TV and act crazy until the drugs wear off. IT'S all an act.

      April 6, 2011 at 3:30 pm | Report abuse |
  93. Patricia

    can I add to the list: "good lord, what has become of a civilized, intelligent world?"

    (oops, I guess when translated to Hollyweird same as "duh"

    April 6, 2011 at 3:13 pm | Report abuse |
  94. whining

    he doesn't know sheet from sheenola, but I bet he can trademark both

    April 6, 2011 at 3:09 pm | Report abuse |
    • iamthefredman

      "sheenola" ; good one. Maybe Charlie will cut you in for some cash for thinking that one up!

      April 6, 2011 at 3:31 pm | Report abuse |
  95. Michael

    Can I trademark: Sheen is a drug-addicted looser that beats females because he can't hit a man

    April 6, 2011 at 3:09 pm | Report abuse |
  96. LiberalNN

    This idiot can't overdose fast enough.

    April 6, 2011 at 3:09 pm | Report abuse |
  97. Troy

    He should trademark-"Hello, 911, I think this time I did too.......!$#@!

    April 6, 2011 at 3:08 pm | Report abuse |
  98. Doc

    Yawn. What a wear out this guy's turned into. Too bad...he used to be funny.

    April 6, 2011 at 2:59 pm | Report abuse |
  99. Mauser

    I dont care what anyone says about charlie sheen, he is entertaining, and quite frankly it is none of our business if he chooses to do drugs, that is his choice, not our business! l

    Leave him alone,sit back and enjoy the Sheen show yeeeeeeeeeah!

    April 6, 2011 at 2:53 pm | Report abuse |
  100. JC

    If he trademarks 20 give hime this one for free:

    "I used to be a respected actor, now I'm a complete d-bag and posioned by my own greed"

    April 6, 2011 at 2:47 pm | Report abuse |
  101. Charlie Sheen

    Don't hate me 'cuz you ain't me!
    Another sentence I will trademark... Suckas!

    April 6, 2011 at 2:45 pm | Report abuse |
  102. gb

    Hey sheen you forgot two:

    "I’m a friggin Martian drug addict that has lost his mind” &

    "No really I'm only 46 I just look 66"

    April 6, 2011 at 2:43 pm | Report abuse |
  103. sunless

    who cares... better get that http://www.SUPERSONIC.US.COM

    April 6, 2011 at 2:38 pm | Report abuse |
  104. drc

    We wonder why today's society is not not as hard working and willing to sacrifice when someone like this tool is viewed as anything positive. He should be the poster child for what not to be and how not to act, yet the drug use and behavior is glossed over by some who think he deserves something for his ridiculous behavior.

    April 6, 2011 at 2:37 pm | Report abuse |
  105. Jan

    He had the best comedy ever, however, it is his life to do with as he pleases. Let us all leave him alone. Maybe he needs time. All of the hollywood stars who have been down the same road, would be the best people for him to be around!! FOR HEAVEN'S LEAVE HIM THE #****^^% ALONE!!

    April 6, 2011 at 2:35 pm | Report abuse |
    • MrsFizzy

      "the best comedy ever"???????? Oh well, to each his own ... btw, how about he leaves US alone for awhile?!

      April 6, 2011 at 4:36 pm | Report abuse |
  106. Gee

    Enough already. What a tool.

    April 6, 2011 at 2:32 pm | Report abuse |
  107. ayne

    Miley Cyrus is a horrible, destructive roll model. Its only fitting she has one herself.

    April 6, 2011 at 2:30 pm | Report abuse |
  108. EddieC#

    He could have added more:
    MarijuanaOh I forgot if he trademark cocaine and MJ the Mexican drug lord may contest it in court.

    April 6, 2011 at 2:29 pm | Report abuse |
  109. Starch

    DUH...WINNING! i got me my tigers blood and i am doin some "charle sheen" right now.......... i am an alien! WINNING

    April 6, 2011 at 2:27 pm | Report abuse |
  110. zack

    Enablers – one and all.

    April 6, 2011 at 2:27 pm | Report abuse |
  111. MyTake

    WHoo hoo!! Sheen ROCKS!! I wish there were more article on him ... I can't get enough.

    April 6, 2011 at 2:26 pm | Report abuse |
  112. Conrad Shull

    23: "Dude, where's my show?"

    April 6, 2011 at 2:19 pm | Report abuse |
  113. Enough

    Can we be done with him already. This news is getting old. Turn the cameras off and I bet the next time we hear about this loser is when he overdoses in a few months.

    April 6, 2011 at 2:19 pm | Report abuse |
  114. Smart E Pants

    Master Sheen need not worry, nor spend his hard earned money tradmarking those 22 sayings – I don't really thing there will be a big run on trying to emulate his vocabulary – there really isn't much there to admire now is there?

    April 6, 2011 at 2:11 pm | Report abuse |
  115. dave meccariello

    I was over him 15 minuets ago..

    April 6, 2011 at 2:09 pm | Report abuse |
  116. Andy

    I think Charlie should hire someone to follow him around with a laugh machine so his fans know when to find him entertaining. Worked on Three And A Half Men.

    April 6, 2011 at 2:09 pm | Report abuse |
  117. james

    Trademark #23... duh - crackhead

    April 6, 2011 at 2:08 pm | Report abuse |
  118. fred

    He should trademark "On borrowed time" so he can reserve it for his epitaph. Should need it anytime now..

    April 6, 2011 at 2:05 pm | Report abuse |
  119. NODAT1

    who the bigger megalomaniac Sheen or Gaddafi??????

    April 6, 2011 at 2:00 pm | Report abuse |
  120. notaposter

    Charlie Sheen is successful troll

    April 6, 2011 at 1:59 pm | Report abuse |
  121. Mauser

    I luv Charlie! entertainment! hes the bomb! hes capitalizing on his lifestyle choice instead of following the standard old hollywood rehab for six months line, leave him alone, GO MR SHEEN!!!!

    April 6, 2011 at 1:58 pm | Report abuse |
  122. DUH!!

    Who Cares?

    April 6, 2011 at 1:58 pm | Report abuse |
  123. VeeZee


    April 6, 2011 at 1:58 pm | Report abuse |
  124. jessejune

    Some of his quotes aren't even his to begin with. See site below:


    April 6, 2011 at 1:58 pm | Report abuse |

    LMAO, USA is such a hypocrite a racist country. People were biting off Chris brown and Tiger wood head's off. But i see lot of comment out here supporting Charlie Sheen: a drug addict and he also abused his wife. LOL, USA USA USA USA....

    April 6, 2011 at 1:57 pm | Report abuse |
  126. chris

    Awesome. He is entertaining...

    April 6, 2011 at 1:51 pm | Report abuse |
  127. JJ


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  128. ja105

    Duh winning!

    April 6, 2011 at 1:49 pm | Report abuse |
  129. LOL


    April 6, 2011 at 1:49 pm | Report abuse |
  130. OrangePekoe

    What a moron! Those are English words in no way particular in defining this idiot. I hope he wastes all his money. He's a sickening excuse for talent and he isn't winning or getting anywhere with his nonsense rants. Sayign whatever you want is a quick way to carreer suicide. He deserves it.

    April 6, 2011 at 1:42 pm | Report abuse |
    • Mauser

      anyone who has orange pekoe as a screename is obviously a moron, sheens a millionaire, not a moron-

      April 6, 2011 at 2:59 pm | Report abuse |
  131. Danny

    What a complete and total waste of air that man is.

    April 6, 2011 at 1:39 pm | Report abuse |
  132. marcia

    someone should trademark his name before he can!!!!!! 🙂 hehe

    April 6, 2011 at 1:39 pm | Report abuse |
  133. Daniel Rutto

    Hey sell this ""WINNING"" TO OBAMA

    April 6, 2011 at 1:26 pm | Report abuse |
  134. sheenius

    Those two girls aren't goddesses, but have u seen how much bree olsen can take in the backdoor? Epic!

    April 6, 2011 at 1:25 pm | Report abuse |
  135. mike

    Charlie is great he is what everyone would want to be independent having to have the freedom to say what you want to say and not worry about what happens around the corner we are so concern about what other people think and if we say or do the wrong thing we will never get employment regardless on how you feel about his views it is great to see that he says what he wants to say and doesn't care about what comes next GO CHARLIE

    April 6, 2011 at 1:24 pm | Report abuse |
  136. Her's a trade mark phrase for you chuckie

    I've got jack **s blood in me

    April 6, 2011 at 1:22 pm | Report abuse |
  137. Good Time Charlie

    Charlie is turning tin cans into GOLD and WINNING cuz he is a WINNER!!

    April 6, 2011 at 1:19 pm | Report abuse |
  138. FknMerkins

    Why don't you Merkins just Trademark and Copyright the complete English language??? That way the whole world would actually owe you's instead of you just thinking we do!!!!!

    April 6, 2011 at 1:12 pm | Report abuse |
  139. C. Sheen

    You are all on my "to sue" list.

    April 6, 2011 at 1:12 pm | Report abuse |
  140. Bobbalee

    Shut up and go away Charlie (t)

    April 6, 2011 at 1:09 pm | Report abuse |
  141. fletch

    Looking forward to the day when they find this tool dead on the floor...

    April 6, 2011 at 1:07 pm | Report abuse |
  142. CWhatsNew

    Trademark registration with the US Patent and Trademark Office would require that the applied "marks" to be used on commercially trade goods that can be seen by consumers in public market. A specimen of such goods, such as a a DVD case, a shoe box of shoes that bear the 'mark" has to be submitted to the USPTO. And if the trademark is not in use in the commerce for a year, the registered mark can be revoked.

    I'm sure Charlie can find a trademark attorney. As far as I can see, all of those phrases are not registable, unless Charlies put them on traded goods, like perfumes.

    April 6, 2011 at 1:04 pm | Report abuse |
  143. Jerkin

    This thread is full of nasty comments about Charlie Sheen. Everyone turns a blind eye to all of his accomplishments like finding osama bin laden last year and single handedly turned him in to the FBI after transforming into Optimus Prime from transformers. He won the nobel peace prize in science for his contributions to nuclear physics. He also has done humanitarian work in Swederland. Get real people.

    April 6, 2011 at 1:03 pm | Report abuse |
  144. RostamI

    ??? "This tradmark is protected by the laws of U.S."

    April 6, 2011 at 1:02 pm | Report abuse |
  145. Tod

    GO CHARLIE!!! Rock on!! Tell these haters that you're WINNING and not losing. Lord If I had millions of dollars I would be the first one brining home 20 year old striprs!

    I also saw Dr. Drew and felt sorry for Charlie because of that ho that was on bad mouthing him after she willingly did all his blo and then figured out she didn't want to be there. Funny part was she said on the show she wanted to find true love but it was hard because she was an adult film star. Now that's a loser! Charlie = winner!

    April 6, 2011 at 1:02 pm | Report abuse |
  146. Judy

    Wonder if Charlie would like to do something useful with a few grand from his unappreciated fortune and buy a couple here in NE PA a new home. They are living on a limited income and their home burned to the ground last week. No insurance for reasons that are not their fault. Reality check Charlie. There are people in this world with real problems who need help. (And yes, before I hear it from someone out there, people in this area, myself included, are doing what they can to help.....even though we don't have Charlie's millions.)

    April 6, 2011 at 1:02 pm | Report abuse |
  147. Maurice

    I didn't even know that this guy supposedly had some original stuff to say that really even stands out or is meaningful enough to even trademark. As if people are gonna hear one of the catch phrases and know it is something that he came up with, stuff that most likely many other people have said before but weren't so delusionally full of themselves to think of trademarking it. People like Charlie Sheen have done nothing but WASTED peoples' time and attention and memory space with WORTHLESS CRAP, and that is ALL. I pray that one day, Charlie, and all his celebrity ilk are in the same building and it gets bombed, shot up, or burnt down, and they ALL perish. THAT will be a VERY GOOD day for America, and the all the rest of humanity as well.

    April 6, 2011 at 12:59 pm | Report abuse |
  148. sharky

    Bloody heck, Sheen just OD already. Then WE will all be winning.

    April 6, 2011 at 12:56 pm | Report abuse |
  149. reality check

    Here's one. "Charlie's doping and groping"

    April 6, 2011 at 12:56 pm | Report abuse |
  150. jim

    Charlie just went crazy dwelling on the fact that both his father and his brother are great actors and he is just a no-talent, TV- pseudo-comedy drone.

    April 6, 2011 at 12:54 pm | Report abuse |
  151. The First Baptist Church of WINNING

    Jerkin is correct. Charlie does attend church often and gives 90% of his money to the church. This being the case Charlie should start his on church and his own religion as there are many sheep to be sheared.

    April 6, 2011 at 12:53 pm | Report abuse |
  152. PTP

    Why does anyone even CARE about this guy anymore. PLEASE stop wasting space on this Loon and report some actual NEWS.

    April 6, 2011 at 12:50 pm | Report abuse |
  153. zappafrank

    People should take this info and start trademarking all the likely phrases just to mess with him.

    April 6, 2011 at 12:50 pm | Report abuse |
  154. Jeff

    He should trademark, "Duh – Boring!"

    April 6, 2011 at 12:46 pm | Report abuse |
  155. Jerkin

    Charlie Sheen is a good man. He takes care of his children, and loves Jesus. He contributes to society like ever other hard working American. Everyone hates Charlie Sheen because he makes more money than everyone else, but everyone deosn't know he contributes 90% of his money to the church.

    April 6, 2011 at 12:45 pm | Report abuse |
  156. Tif

    Charlie is definitely, "WINNING." In the real world, idiotic people cant make their stupidity work for them, but in the famous realm they can.

    April 6, 2011 at 12:44 pm | Report abuse |
  157. doug

    wow ... he went from the big budget movies ... then down to sitcom tv ... and now down to reality tv ... what a mighty fall for a gifted actor than just could not control his personal life ... winning!!!

    the same people that are supporting him are also the same people that are making millionaires out of the jersey shorers, the kardashians, and other dysfunctionals ... because it makes these people feel better about their mainly useless lives.

    April 6, 2011 at 12:43 pm | Report abuse |
  158. Aden

    CNN just reported that Sheen's started a trademark infringement lawsuit against Massengil because he's claiming ownership of the term, "Dousche-bag."

    April 6, 2011 at 12:42 pm | Report abuse |
  159. marci nelson

    Why, oh, why Chuckles?! Just go out graciously, & with the small amount of dignity you have left; instead of down in flames? o_O

    April 6, 2011 at 12:38 pm | Report abuse |
  160. Mark

    Charlie who ???

    April 6, 2011 at 12:35 pm | Report abuse |
  161. Don

    Typical warlock....

    April 6, 2011 at 12:34 pm | Report abuse |
  162. In a court of law...

    What is the troll going to do now, sue everyone who says 'duh, winning' or anything else he says? He's useless.

    April 6, 2011 at 12:32 pm | Report abuse |
  163. R Kelly

    Lawd...I would love to annoint the Godesses mouths with a nice stream of Liquid Love.

    April 6, 2011 at 12:30 pm | Report abuse |
  164. leelow

    Charlie is an excellent role model for you white folks. I think all yug white kids should emmulate him. He is your hero. Bask in his whiteness !

    April 6, 2011 at 12:30 pm | Report abuse |
  165. BoyHowdie

    Keep on spiraling down, dude, the ground will only hurt for a moment.

    April 6, 2011 at 12:29 pm | Report abuse |
  166. Emerson

    Charlie Sheen is so off his rocker he probably has begun eating his own doodee squat.

    April 6, 2011 at 12:28 pm | Report abuse |
  167. Arnold Ziffle

    Trademark this: Duh! Addiction!

    April 6, 2011 at 12:26 pm | Report abuse |
  168. I touch myself, I honestly do, I touch myself

    Charlie and the Goddesses should do a remake!!!

    April 6, 2011 at 12:26 pm | Report abuse |
  169. Ohio

    Charlie Sheen is a troll.

    April 6, 2011 at 12:25 pm | Report abuse |
  170. enuff

    Too bad "wackjob" and "idiot" aren't able to be trademarked.

    April 6, 2011 at 12:24 pm | Report abuse |
  171. Awake

    If McDonald's can Trademark "I'm Loving It!" Charlie Sheen can trademark his signature phrases. It's equally absurd.

    April 6, 2011 at 12:18 pm | Report abuse |
  172. Matt

    The Ego has landed.

    April 6, 2011 at 12:18 pm | Report abuse |
  173. Deanne

    What an idiot.....won't he just go away already?

    April 6, 2011 at 12:16 pm | Report abuse |
  174. Gail

    Only one problem he didn't create any of the catch phrases he uses.

    April 6, 2011 at 12:16 pm | Report abuse |
  175. Weasels ripped my flesh


    April 6, 2011 at 12:15 pm | Report abuse |
  176. Ziggy Stardust and The Spides from Mars

    Im the only rock star from Mars. Charlie is a Rock N Roll Suicide.

    April 6, 2011 at 12:14 pm | Report abuse |
  177. Awake

    Sheen is a genius. Look at all the attention he receives from all of you. Although it is sad that you are all being fooled. I find it odd that after Sheen's "20 Minutes With The President" stunt suddenly he "has a breakdown" and you all buy it, hook line and sinker. If you think for a minute that an actor isn't still acting, you're all very easily mislead. Which Charlie obviously is counting on. Besides, you would play along too, if you knew that people were trying to drive you crazy. In his position, the best course of action IS to pretend to be driven crazy.

    April 6, 2011 at 12:13 pm | Report abuse |
  178. Bret Michaels

    ...Oh skinny bop, blows me away
    Oh skinny bop bop bop bop
    All night and day....

    April 6, 2011 at 12:12 pm | Report abuse |
  179. Really?

    How exactly does he expecr to trademark tiger blood? Andrew, I've heard someone mention the similarities between Charlie Sheen and Charles Manson

    April 6, 2011 at 12:10 pm | Report abuse |
  180. Lobbyistgrl

    I think African lions should have first dibs on trademarking Tiger Blood. I am sure they get more of it than Charlie does.

    April 6, 2011 at 12:10 pm | Report abuse |
  181. Mr Meaty

    I would like to meet Billy Ray and take a shower with him.

    April 6, 2011 at 12:08 pm | Report abuse |
  182. Nytechilde

    "I conceive that the great part of the miseries of mankind are brought upon them by false estimates they have made of the value of things." - Benjamin Franklin

    April 6, 2011 at 12:05 pm | Report abuse |
  183. My Torpedo of Truth is Long and THICK!!

    I would like to see Miley join Charlie and the Goddesses in the Tower. That would send Billy Gay into a tailSpin...LOL!

    April 6, 2011 at 12:05 pm | Report abuse |
  184. Suzy


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  185. Andrew

    Miley hey can also tell you about how the government did 9/11 and the vaccines are a conspiracy. Charlie is a mental patient and his buddy alex jones is a cult leader.

    April 6, 2011 at 12:00 pm | Report abuse |
  186. pointless1

    It seems he's trying to hold onto anything he can since his penis has probably fallen off...

    April 6, 2011 at 12:00 pm | Report abuse |
  187. Dan

    Watching Charlie's life is like gawking at a car-wreck. You know you shouldn't look and that it migh be messy, but something compels you anyway.

    April 6, 2011 at 12:00 pm | Report abuse |
  188. Freddie Mercury

    ...Sing it with me...

    "Charlies the champion my friends
    and he'll keep on WINNING to the end
    Charlies the champion Charlies the Champion
    No time for cathlicks cuz Charlies the Champion
    OF THE WORLD!!!!"

    April 6, 2011 at 11:58 am | Report abuse |
  189. Asra

    He's an entertainer. He is doing his job. If you don't like it, don't read it/don't watch it.

    April 6, 2011 at 11:56 am | Report abuse |
  190. Ho~Mos in the Vatican

    Bunch of perverted catholics...they will bow on bended knee to and worship at the feet of one Charlie Sheen.

    April 6, 2011 at 11:55 am | Report abuse |
  191. jim

    I wonder how long it will be between trying to trademark dumb comments and eating out of garbage cans.

    April 6, 2011 at 11:54 am | Report abuse |
  192. chris

    Iv totally been on his side the whole time. I think he was trying to hard, but this is just insane....you cant trademark stuff like this, it just makes you a tool.

    April 6, 2011 at 11:53 am | Report abuse |
  193. Shambala

    When he finally dries out and sobers up, he is going to feel really foolish after reading those phrases. He is no different than any other drunk/drug addict that I've know over the years. They feel they are in full control, the substances give them much better insite to the world, and everyone else is wrong. Rock on Charlie, I will morn for you after you're gone.

    April 6, 2011 at 11:53 am | Report abuse |
    • wysiwyg123

      "When he finally dries out and sobers up" That will never happen! 😀

      April 6, 2011 at 11:56 am | Report abuse |
  194. Apollo stands atop Mt Olympus

    Sheen has The Goddesses because he himself is....A GOD!

    April 6, 2011 at 11:53 am | Report abuse |
  195. citizenUSA

    He left out, "I'm a turd".

    April 6, 2011 at 11:51 am | Report abuse |
  196. Running Mate

    Oh great! Now with the trademark issue, Sarah has just found her running mate! You know, birds of a feather on trademarking names, etc. But seriously, if these folks get away with trademarking anything and everything that catches their whim, the general public will have to walk a very tight rope and very carefully as if in a minefield and guard themselves from using any phrase that would be trademarked or face the legal consequences through fines or worse. Can you now see what this would do to the system! It's madness gone haywire! Let's hope a common sense judge puts his or her foot down and says No to it!

    April 6, 2011 at 11:50 am | Report abuse |
    • Esq.

      Another clueless person who has no clue what a trademark actually does commenting how Sheens trademark filings are somehow unfair. You will not get fined or otherwise punished for saying his phrases.. You only *might* get sued if you use Sheens phrases for Commercial purposes (ie selling t-shirts). Stop condemning trademarks if you have no idea what they are.

      April 6, 2011 at 12:18 pm | Report abuse |
    • Hrrump

      Poor 'ol Esq. spouting off again for attention pretending to know more and as usual making a Big Fool of himself!

      April 8, 2011 at 9:35 pm | Report abuse |
  197. kite005

    It just keeps getting funnier.

    April 6, 2011 at 11:49 am | Report abuse |
  198. dolce

    Money or no money the man has an illness. "Let's have some compassion and be grateful! Pray for him.

    April 6, 2011 at 11:47 am | Report abuse |
  199. Hello, My Name is Yam Yam

    charles sheen make many good movie. I like him in the bachuler party and the drug store cowboy and the pop of green itch villij.

    April 6, 2011 at 11:47 am | Report abuse |
  200. Roland

    Look Charlie your hair is all up. You had too much s**. Next time it will fall out. Stop the madness.Takecare of your spiritual life before its gone.

    April 6, 2011 at 11:46 am | Report abuse |
  201. Alex

    Then he should pay the person who came up with "duh" and "winning" because without those words he wouldn't have a phrase.

    April 6, 2011 at 11:46 am | Report abuse |
  202. Skeetz

    Think ole Charlie Sheen better look into copyrighting a bit closer, he might think he is smart, but potentially he has opened him self up to a ton of lawsuits.

    April 6, 2011 at 11:46 am | Report abuse |
  203. VT_Citizen

    Duh, Loser!

    April 6, 2011 at 11:45 am | Report abuse |
  204. Rhonda

    Duh – LOSER!! And why is he a loser, because other losers are giving him the audience he craves and are alot like the people who stop on the road when there's a bad car accident. I guess these losers will be the witnesses when this guy finally self-destructs, hopefully sooner rather than later. I can't believe he's still getting covered for his lunatic behaviour. And to the 'Goddesses' – your parents must be so proud! LOL

    April 6, 2011 at 11:44 am | Report abuse |
    • Trolls

      Rhonda let me introduce you to a word, that word is curiosity.
      1. the desire to learn or know about anything; inquisitiveness.
      2. a curious, rare, or novel thing.
      3. a strange, curious, or interesting quality.
      I'd rather have Sheen ranting on than some ignorant idiot like yourself.

      April 6, 2011 at 11:51 am | Report abuse |
  205. closetiguana

    I wonder if "drug addicted nut-case" is taken.

    April 6, 2011 at 11:44 am | Report abuse |
  206. Matt

    Charlie, take this from middle America – you are one dumb mofo !

    April 6, 2011 at 11:44 am | Report abuse |
    • Trolls

      Charlie, take this from middle America, you are indeed winning! Even people who hate are contributing to your winning ways! They click every link about you that CNN has to bad mouth you but don't realize that they are just making you more popular in CNN's eyes. Fools!

      April 6, 2011 at 11:47 am | Report abuse |
  207. Jennifer

    Really – who cares? This man needs some serious psychotherapy and rehab.

    April 6, 2011 at 11:44 am | Report abuse |
  208. Big Al

    This is going to end badly.

    April 6, 2011 at 11:44 am | Report abuse |
  209. Hello again, My Name is Yam Yam

    I am from Sri Lanka and have many drugs and narcotics sell to charles sheen. charles you are here, no?

    April 6, 2011 at 11:42 am | Report abuse |
  210. MHM

    When will it end? He is nothing but a low life immature punk.

    April 6, 2011 at 11:39 am | Report abuse |
    • Trolls

      Well, every time someone clicks the link, all CNN sees are the number of clicks. So by you clicking to make this comment (however opinionated it may be) you added to the number of clicks, therefor, you contributed to the popularity of Sheen and his WINNING ways.

      April 6, 2011 at 11:45 am | Report abuse |
  211. Hello, My Name is Yam Yam

    I am from Sri Lanka and would like to be in the x rated movie with charles sheen.

    April 6, 2011 at 11:38 am | Report abuse |
  212. 1reader

    Give too much money to a person and he/she becomes defiant and impertinent... whose fault ?

    Loser is the one who continues to pay him by watching his shows. Try BBC shows instead, they are much better. Your brain will rot watching this guy and similar sort...

    April 6, 2011 at 11:35 am | Report abuse |
    • Trolls

      So just because you don't like to follow Sheen, anyone who does is a loser? I follow real news too, but I'm curious to see where Sheen will end up, rather it be dead or richer than ever before. I think you are the loser, coming on a forum about Sheen and then calling others losers for watching his shows. Just by clicking the link you told CNN that you are interested in him. Everyone that clicks the link to come here and comment about how much you hate are just contributing to his stardom! You are contributing to him WINNING.

      April 6, 2011 at 11:42 am | Report abuse |
  213. Trolls

    LOL! Look at all of you claiming you don't give a crap, yet here you are. The man is definitely winning. Those of you in denial are just jealous. He is banging two hot girls and making a lot of money. Go Sheen!

    April 6, 2011 at 11:33 am | Report abuse |
    • citizenUSA

      If you think those two girls are HOT then you have low standards. They're OK but not hot. I make plenty of money and I have the good fortune of spending time with women who are so hot your brain should be melting about now. So I guess I WON!

      April 6, 2011 at 11:49 am | Report abuse |
  214. sonya


    April 6, 2011 at 11:21 am | Report abuse |
  215. Mike B

    Charlie Sheen is my drug. He's a warlock.

    April 6, 2011 at 11:20 am | Report abuse |
  216. prohumanity


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  217. hello?

    It is very sad when the American public finds amusement in another person's mental illness – a very serious topic. He is definetly bi-POLAR, albeit in the public eye and seemingly "in control" with his loser friends and associates. He's sick and making money off of his illness. And we are all buying into it and contributing to his decline. Selfish humans, is what we are.

    April 6, 2011 at 11:18 am | Report abuse |
    • MrsFizzy

      If this is all mental illness the press should stop reporting on his every crazy move and enabling him / egging him on. I ignore this type of loser anyway but a lot of people can't tell the difference between celebs' attention-getting attempts and someone with real problems who can't help themselves.

      April 6, 2011 at 4:27 pm | Report abuse |
  218. Crazy 8

    Yes Good Doctor. From what I understand Martin and Emilio only offer good words of approval and are somewhat jealous of Charlies continuing celebrity.

    April 6, 2011 at 11:17 am | Report abuse |


    April 6, 2011 at 11:16 am | Report abuse |
  220. Kay

    What a disgusting human being!Just like Paris Hilton trying to trademark "That's Hot"..oops do I owe her money now?Does my child owe her money when she eats something and then says thats hot?How can you put a price on words?I hate few people,but he is one! I feel so sorry for his children.

    April 6, 2011 at 11:16 am | Report abuse |
    • Trolls

      No, your daughter couldn't get sued for saying "that's hot" when her food is hot. However, if your daughter decides to make purses and puts "that's hot" on them then yes she could get sued. You may hate him, but this is a great decision from a business prospective.

      April 6, 2011 at 11:36 am | Report abuse |
  221. Sloggin down on Salami

    Sheen is sooooo cooool! You all wish you were as rich, charming, good-looking, funny, intelligent as he. PLUS he as the goddesses in his tower who fullfill his every need.

    April 6, 2011 at 11:15 am | Report abuse |
  222. sheenius

    Epic winning!

    April 6, 2011 at 11:14 am | Report abuse |
  223. jean claude van damn

    I'm drinking tiger blood wearing Charlie Sheen clothing while watching 2 1/2 men!

    April 6, 2011 at 11:13 am | Report abuse |
  224. The Doctor

    Hey?? Does anyone know if his dad or brother has weighed in on Charlie's troubles? I thought they were a very close family. I haven't seen Emilio or Mr. Martin Sheen at all during his trying times.

    April 6, 2011 at 11:12 am | Report abuse |
    • meep

      who cares about martin sheen or emilio estevez and what they think?

      April 6, 2011 at 11:19 am | Report abuse |
    • Erica

      Then you aren't paying attention, because they have both talked to the media about this, although not in a "Michael Lohan" way. http://articles.nydailynews.com/2011-03-21/gossip/29193078_1_addictions-father-martin-emilio-estevez They aren't tweeting every 16 seconds and trying to break down his door out of "concern." I bet they have been through this plenty of times before and will offer to pick up the pieces when his tirade has run its course. Don't get me wrong, I love Charlie and only wish him the best, but dealing with addict-drama is exhausting unless the family are co-dependent sickos who enjoy the chaos.

      April 6, 2011 at 3:18 pm | Report abuse |
  225. jean claude van damn

    You all sound like Charlie to me! Ranting nonsense! I love it!

    April 6, 2011 at 11:12 am | Report abuse |
  226. Josh

    Good thinking. This way, when he OD's his kids will have some income coming in.

    April 6, 2011 at 11:09 am | Report abuse |
  227. Masxon X Hamilton

    Apparently, Charlie will take the "winnings" from his tee shirt sales and buy a hair transplant for his rapidly receding hair line. I already have a Charlie Sheen tee shirt that contains all the intelligent things he ever said. It's the only bleach safe tee shirt I have, there's nothing on it.

    April 6, 2011 at 11:09 am | Report abuse |
  228. vijay

    And i trademarked " Sheen the Wheen"

    April 6, 2011 at 11:08 am | Report abuse |
  229. likeucare1

    I've been saying those things for 20 years.

    April 6, 2011 at 11:06 am | Report abuse |
  230. mikey

    this guy is a complete ass8=33..what a jerk a great example for his kids he should be ashamed of himself or get the help he needs badly!!!!!!!

    April 6, 2011 at 11:05 am | Report abuse |
  231. gnarwall

    I'm pretty sure Ziggy is the only true "rock star from Mars."

    April 6, 2011 at 11:04 am | Report abuse |
  232. Mic

    The idiots here will be the Trademark Commission if they should approve this stupidy.

    April 6, 2011 at 11:03 am | Report abuse |
  233. carolae

    Get this "catch phrase" Charlie......you're over and done with!

    April 6, 2011 at 11:02 am | Report abuse |
  234. Mike

    too late! buy your merchandise here: http://shop.cafepress.com/charlie-sheen
    he doesn't deserve to earn a penny from his lunatic rants, he should focus on his children and not ruining their lives, which he is doing right now.

    April 6, 2011 at 10:57 am | Report abuse |
  235. Canuk_eh!

    Love him or hate him, you can't ignore the trainwreck called Charlie.

    April 6, 2011 at 10:56 am | Report abuse |
  236. fenwinkel

    I saw what appeared to be a youtube video last night on Showbiz Tonight of Charlie Sheen smoking cigarettes...cut back and forth between prerecorded lady interviewer and Charlie Sheen, each time with more cigarettes stuck in his nose, ears, etc. I can't find it anywhere! Any info would be very much appreciated. I am still laughing it was so funny. I want to forward it to my "friends." Thanks.

    April 6, 2011 at 10:55 am | Report abuse |
    • jenwha

      It's on You tube...look up parody of 20/20...he showed this same film at Detroit Saturday night.

      April 6, 2011 at 11:21 am | Report abuse |
  237. Roscoe Chait

    Here are some good Charlie Sheen phrases he should trademark real fast:
    Killed my dog
    Threatened my wife
    Ignored my kids
    Off on a binge, back in 5 hours
    Trying to die.

    April 6, 2011 at 10:54 am | Report abuse |
  238. Steve

    One of the legal eagles here can correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't think you can Trademark a "catch phrase". He MIGHT be able to copyright it, but I doubt that also.

    April 6, 2011 at 10:50 am | Report abuse |
    • Legal Eagle

      Sure he can trademark a catch phrase. It's what companies do to distinguish themselves from others.

      April 6, 2011 at 11:57 am | Report abuse |
    • Eagle Too

      You got it backwards. Catch phrases and short slogans can't be subject to copyright, but they CAN serve as trademarks (if, like any other word, phrase, symbol, etc.) they are used in the sense of a brand, to identify the source or origin of a specific product or service.

      April 6, 2011 at 9:06 pm | Report abuse |
  239. rr22

    I think I will trademark 'Charlie Sheen is an A$$!'

    April 6, 2011 at 10:50 am | Report abuse |
  240. jota

    I don't care what Charlie says, "hello" is my catch phrase. I want payment every time some one uses it!

    April 6, 2011 at 10:45 am | Report abuse |
  241. Slick Willie

    You either love this guy or hate him. It still remains to be seen what exactly his condition really is. Delusional addict, marketing genius, or both. I don't condone his ways, but damn he is capitalizing off his situation which is admirable. I am sick of seeing him in the news, but at the same time I am curious and wonder what makes this guy tick. OK, bring on the smart a** follow up comments to my post.

    April 6, 2011 at 10:45 am | Report abuse |
    • Dan

      If I capitalized on my child's cancer and made big bucks of it, would you congratulate me? I don't think so. I thnk your adoration of him is based on some adolescent fantasy of having lots of women and money and those being the measure of one's worth.

      April 6, 2011 at 11:44 am | Report abuse |
    • Slick Willie

      @ Dan

      Actually, that's my adult fantasy :-). BTW, if your child had cancer and he/she capitalized from it (not you) then YES I would congratulate him/her. Same can be said of CS.

      April 6, 2011 at 12:07 pm | Report abuse |
  242. mary

    I think I he is spot on! Go Charile!
    You don't have to 'dumb down.'

    April 6, 2011 at 10:43 am | Report abuse |
  243. Ricky

    What's really sad is that his parents, family and friends have not taken the steps to go to court begin the process of finding him mentally incompetent so that they can remove all the negative influences around him to include his so called godesses, his so called friends, his so called advisors, his so called lawyers, his so called doctors and so on. If he were some joe schmo off the street, Brittney Spears or some woman acting like this in public you could bet your sweet panties he'd already been found mentally incompetent and been made the ward of the state or been made remanded into his parents custody or some other family member or doctor's custody and with little to no visitation with any of his children.

    April 6, 2011 at 10:38 am | Report abuse |
    • Namestar

      Ricky, I'm not defending sheen, but your comment is moronic. Since when does a court deem one "mentally incompetent". Let's leaves the judges to interpret the law and let medical professionals make the diagnosis.

      April 6, 2011 at 11:11 am | Report abuse |
    • Pomkee

      Namestar, a court WOULD deem somebody as mentally incompetent. They'd ask for a doctors diagnosis, and then rule based on that. Doctors can only diagnose. They can't do anything about it after that, the rest is up to the judge.

      April 6, 2011 at 11:37 am | Report abuse |
  244. Nancy

    Give me a break, He is completely off his rocker. Getting so tired of him. He is Duh Losing, he looks like crap.

    April 6, 2011 at 10:36 am | Report abuse |
  245. LEE

    He shot himself in the foot. Idiot. Look at the age group he attracts, it won't be long before some teenager files a suit against him for something unappropriate and he won't even be aware.

    April 6, 2011 at 10:35 am | Report abuse |
  246. qwerty


    April 6, 2011 at 10:35 am | Report abuse |
  247. tonyS

    Can he trademark "I'm an addict and no one cares."

    April 6, 2011 at 10:31 am | Report abuse |
  248. Galoux

    This is all just so sad. One of the biggest problems with mental illness is that so many forms of it make a person incapable of seeing that they're ill. To many if not most people other than Sheen, it's pretty clear that he's an addict and probably untreated bipolar, and his fame is just making the situation worse.

    April 6, 2011 at 10:30 am | Report abuse |
    • ed

      how do you know its mental illness? he is a professional actor! For all the public knows, the jokes on us and this is some sort of public performance

      April 6, 2011 at 10:38 am | Report abuse |
    • Namestar

      Ed, I've seen some of sheen's movies. He isn't a "professional actor" as you say. His "acting" isn't fooling anyone.

      April 6, 2011 at 11:05 am | Report abuse |
    • toxictown

      I think Ed is on to something. This could all be another Joachim Pheonix thing.

      April 6, 2011 at 1:15 pm | Report abuse |
  249. albert

    people laugh and joke and say he has all this money. won't mean anything when he drops dead of a drug or alcohol overdose that he stupidly caused himself. what an idiot. so keep on defending him people.

    April 6, 2011 at 10:25 am | Report abuse |
    • SOKO

      I hear you, what does that say about the people who are defending him? Who defends a crazy, druggie, alcoholic????

      April 6, 2011 at 10:32 am | Report abuse |
  250. Sheens Corner

    Sheen is the man and you all KNOW IT. Ya bunch of jealous punks and "Rock Star from Mars" wanna-bes. You will never be as cool as "The Malibu Messiah".

    April 6, 2011 at 10:23 am | Report abuse |
    • Jo

      If I ever started to, I have family around who would put me away until I'M WELL, and friends who would shoot me if I didn't try. I wouldn't wish this embarrassment on my family for the world. So wish I were him? Not for all his money, which is all you "Charlie IS winning" losers can focus on.

      April 6, 2011 at 10:50 am | Report abuse |
    • Dan

      You seem incredibly young or immature.

      April 6, 2011 at 11:38 am | Report abuse |
  251. Observer

    Here's hoping Charlie Sheen would start dating Lindsay Lohan. It would consolidate wackies and save others from being involved.

    April 6, 2011 at 10:20 am | Report abuse |
    • funny

      Charlie and Lindsey and Miley, how about that? Now that I'd pay to see!

      April 6, 2011 at 1:52 pm | Report abuse |
  252. doug

    wow, what a media ho ... and to think that i used to like him.

    April 6, 2011 at 10:17 am | Report abuse |
  253. Tammy

    WAIT! you all forgot to point out the obvious.... Miley friggin' Cyrus is now looking up to him and tweeting about him and how he has taught her alot about winning, now that is a new low! I mean Miley Cyrus is now on his side, what more can you want?

    April 6, 2011 at 10:14 am | Report abuse |
    • Tomatoe

      Takes a loser to know/look up to a loser

      April 6, 2011 at 10:17 am | Report abuse |
    • jamie

      Could have been, oh i dont know, SARCASM maybe?? I am not taking Miley Cyrus's sided in the least but it just annoys me when a celeb makes a sarcastic comment and people twist it into a rumor.

      April 6, 2011 at 3:56 pm | Report abuse |
  254. Dukieboo

    Is there anyone else out there that is just sick and tired of hearing about Charlie Sheen? There are so many other things that are actually important going on around the world that deserve the media attention rather than this idiot. Mr. Sheen, get over yourself, no one is listening. And guess what, you are NOT winning. What an ass.

    April 6, 2011 at 10:14 am | Report abuse |
    • SOKO

      It is unfortunate, but our country thrives on sh**t like this. If it did not, Hollywood would not be what it is today. Same with football and basketball players making millions while our schools suck. That is America.

      April 6, 2011 at 10:29 am | Report abuse |
  255. Mr Hanky

    HIIIIII Deeee hoooo boys and girls. Charlie is a kool guy and I wanna be like him.

    April 6, 2011 at 10:11 am | Report abuse |
  256. David Blighty

    Who is Charlie Sheen?

    April 6, 2011 at 10:10 am | Report abuse |
  257. Edward

    He's only 45? God, he looks like cr*p. Really rough. Guess the drugs will do that to ya.

    April 6, 2011 at 10:10 am | Report abuse |
  258. Pope on the end of a Rope

    Catholic butt wipers.

    April 6, 2011 at 10:09 am | Report abuse |
  259. Old Scratch

    I heard that Charlie Sheen beat the cinnamon challenge with his nose.

    April 6, 2011 at 10:09 am | Report abuse |

    Fur real?

    April 6, 2011 at 10:06 am | Report abuse |
  261. Leo

    He forgot one....."Going Bald"

    April 6, 2011 at 10:03 am | Report abuse |
  262. oneSTARman

    HE had better HURRY – They are already selling SHEEN on the Street.

    April 6, 2011 at 10:02 am | Report abuse |
  263. ricky

    Trade mark all your catchphrases you want charlie..please just shoot me if I ever slip up and quote one!

    April 6, 2011 at 10:00 am | Report abuse |
  264. Randy

    Dear Charlie:

    GO AWAY!

    April 6, 2011 at 9:59 am | Report abuse |
    • zack

      Agreed! Please please go away! and give me all your money! How can you copyright a phrase that is used on sports center every 30 seconds?

      April 6, 2011 at 10:45 am | Report abuse |
  265. Wayne

    This is definitely a WINNING move by a Vatican Assassin!

    April 6, 2011 at 9:58 am | Report abuse |
  266. Trip

    Charlie has sunk to the depths once populated by only Paris Hilton. That's pretty low.

    April 6, 2011 at 9:58 am | Report abuse |
    • Jo


      April 6, 2011 at 10:40 am | Report abuse |
    • Concerned Citizen

      I could not agree more. If I could actually meet you, I'd buy you a drink.

      April 6, 2011 at 12:06 pm | Report abuse |
    • Boogie

      an ego maniac orally gratifies himself and everyone wants to watch???
      I'd rather watch South Park repeats any day of the week...:)

      April 6, 2011 at 8:07 pm | Report abuse |
  267. wesley22

    more applicable, he should trademark dousche'

    April 6, 2011 at 9:55 am | Report abuse |
  268. catincal

    Can he please just shut up and go away. We are all tired of bad boy Charlie Sheen. He is so boooooooooring!

    April 6, 2011 at 9:54 am | Report abuse |
    • Orly?

      He's so boring that you just HAD to click on this article and just HAD to post in it? I don't care for Sheenl, but don't fool yourself into believing that you are not curious what he's doing. Your presence here alone calls you a hypocrite.

      April 6, 2011 at 10:06 am | Report abuse |
    • Awed

      I'm just tired of hearing about him. He's getting news coverage and support for going through obvious personal problems, and more recent he's actually SELLING it to people. Wish I could have people pay me $60+ each to watch me go through a breakdown. The sad part is, people want to watch this guy doing this. If he unfortunately OD's someday, hope people feel somewhat guilty cheering him on to his fate.

      April 6, 2011 at 10:57 am | Report abuse |
  269. nick2

    How about 'obsheen' to describe his enterprising ways.

    April 6, 2011 at 9:52 am | Report abuse |
    • Jo

      I like that! Trade mark it and make his head explode.

      April 6, 2011 at 10:39 am | Report abuse |
    • Gray

      I like "obsheen". I would like to trademark sheen as a verb and adjective, i.e "Hey buddy let's grab some beers and get 'sheened'! Or, "My friends and I got so sheen-faced at the club last night."

      April 6, 2011 at 11:45 am | Report abuse |
    • ameera

      turning 'sheen' into an adjective and verb is a GREAT! so, great that it'll be WINNING in the language of American slang. 'insheen' should also be made a word to describe him and take the word 'insane' to a new level. example: He's so insane that he's insheen. I just think this whole situation is a bit funny, but I'm glad that Charlie admitted that he does drugs unlike all the other stars who deny it until they OD or go to rehab. Charlie is WINNING because the masses like to see celebrities having drama and problems. It shows that the celebs are, in fact, human and aren't perfect just like the rest of us.

      April 6, 2011 at 12:30 pm | Report abuse |
  270. Chotiwala

    Charlie Sheen: The Ultimate Idiot.

    April 6, 2011 at 9:51 am | Report abuse |
  271. ed

    Like him or not, he is WINNING all the way to the bank and we are not.

    April 6, 2011 at 9:50 am | Report abuse |
    • katincal

      Lot of good that money will do him when he is dead from a drug overdose.

      April 6, 2011 at 9:55 am | Report abuse |
    • Old Scratch

      Hey Katincal: the only thing Charlie Sheen ever overdosed on is win.

      April 6, 2011 at 10:02 am | Report abuse |
    • Eric

      Last I checked his wives had left him and his children went also and the women in his life seem to be clearly using him for his money – that doesn't sound like 'winning' to me.

      April 6, 2011 at 10:08 am | Report abuse |
    • F

      Winning your way to the bank is not half as rewarding as winning your way in life....this guy is definately NOT winning !


      April 6, 2011 at 10:32 am | Report abuse |
    • sheenedOUT

      Idiocracy is winning all the way to the bank.....apparently.

      April 6, 2011 at 11:01 am | Report abuse |
    • No Kidding (correction to earler post)

      Really Big Bucks, and I for One Am Not Mad At Him..

      April 6, 2011 at 11:13 am | Report abuse |
    • craig westbrooke

      and all your money won't another minute buy...Dust in the Wind..

      April 6, 2011 at 11:34 am | Report abuse |
  272. PS

    love him hate him...he is making the big bucks

    April 6, 2011 at 9:49 am | Report abuse |
  273. Head Diva In Charge

    Guys is a jerk, agreed, but he is also resourceful!

    April 6, 2011 at 9:49 am | Report abuse |
    • scroo yoo

      Must be nice to be a complete lush and make more money than most of middle class America.

      Maybe he could trademark "will work for crack"

      April 6, 2011 at 10:07 am | Report abuse |
    • sheenedOUT

      It's quite easy to be resourceful when you have millions of dollars. If this was a normal person making an ass out of himself, would we call it resourceful? Not attacking your comment, sorry if it semed that way!

      April 6, 2011 at 10:59 am | Report abuse |
    • mobrule

      there is no longer a middle class, so he's making money off the working poor.

      April 6, 2011 at 11:25 am | Report abuse |
    • jim

      He's not resourceful, just desperate for even more attention than he's getttting.

      April 6, 2011 at 12:09 pm | Report abuse |
    • margret

      Resourceful in this case = desperate to stay in the spotlight.

      April 6, 2011 at 1:25 pm | Report abuse |
    • Really?

      He is incredibly intelligent. Unfortunately, in combination with the drugs, its making him a complete nutcase.

      April 6, 2011 at 3:22 pm | Report abuse |
  274. WaitWhat

    NoWay – I'll do you one better. What an IDIOT.

    April 6, 2011 at 9:46 am | Report abuse |
    • Essie

      Ditto Squared

      April 6, 2011 at 11:23 am | Report abuse |
    • mycatsbreathsmellslikecatfood

      waitwhat – you dont like him but fuel the fire. you realize if you didnt pay any attention to him, he might go away?

      you are the essence of what is wrong with this country: he is not harming anyone, but merely annoying the very people who keep giving him attention. dont like it? dont pay attention rather than biatch and complain.

      go for it Sheen, haters will always hate!

      April 6, 2011 at 1:56 pm | Report abuse |
    • Jamie

      Catsbreath – If we are wrong for paying attention then thats leads us to believe that you are right for not paying attention...

      If you're not paying attention then what are you doing reading and commenting on the story??

      Touch hypocritical don't ya think?

      April 6, 2011 at 3:50 pm | Report abuse |
  275. NoWay

    What a jerk.

    April 6, 2011 at 9:42 am | Report abuse |
    • Essie


      April 6, 2011 at 11:22 am | Report abuse |
    • Kevo

      Hopefully he is trademarking " I was banging 7 gram rocks because thats how I roll." That line is classic

      April 6, 2011 at 11:43 am | Report abuse |
    • oyvey

      You guys are the idiots. its total distraction. keep being asleep sheeple.

      April 6, 2011 at 11:44 am | Report abuse |
    • Winning

      haters gonna hate

      April 6, 2011 at 11:55 am | Report abuse |
    • paul s

      trademarks are for products (in interstate commerce) not for phrases. If the trademark office is doing thier job correctly, no trademarks will be registered for this guy, and at best he merely donating alot of money to the trademark office for filings that will be denied or should be denied trademark status.

      April 6, 2011 at 11:58 am | Report abuse |
    • tstorm

      I agree. What a country.. the more drugged up, screwed up, and outrageous you are, the more money you make...

      April 6, 2011 at 12:08 pm | Report abuse |
    • Tj

      Phrases have been trademarked before Paul. Pat Riley the coach of the Miami heat trademarked the term three-peat.

      April 6, 2011 at 12:18 pm | Report abuse |
    • Aden

      Yeah, I heard he's now started a trademark infringement lawsuit against Massengil because he's claiming ownership of the term, "Dousche-bag."

      April 6, 2011 at 12:39 pm | Report abuse |
    • Bill

      A TRADEMARK is either a word, phrase, symbol or design, or combination of words, phrases, symbols or designs, which identifies and distinguishes the source of the goods or services of one party from those of others. Therefore, Sheens sayings can be trademarked. Go for it Charlie.

      April 6, 2011 at 12:45 pm | Report abuse |
    • Reality Is......

      Can this TOOL oft himself already.........

      April 6, 2011 at 1:59 pm | Report abuse |
    • Lean6

      Got a break from Lohan only to be replaced with pictures of this doosh bag on the front page everyday. I hate to think of what's next.

      April 6, 2011 at 2:35 pm | Report abuse |
    • Lean6

      "Yeah, I heard he's now started a trademark infringement lawsuit against Massengil because he's claiming ownership of the term, "Dousche-bag."

      Actually, the courts would have to rule on the side of the "fair use" doctrine there. There are just too many folks who've earned the right to be called by that name and that name only. Remarkably, they all seem to work in Hollywood.

      April 6, 2011 at 2:38 pm | Report abuse |
    • JacklynD

      I can't wait for the self-help book for addicts. It's a four step-program

      1. Get super rich
      2. Get a really really good attorney
      3. Get fired
      4. Enjoy being an addict – duh, WINNING

      April 6, 2011 at 2:47 pm | Report abuse |
    • Really?

      @ Paul S – Patents are for products, copyrights are for written work, and trademarks are for slogans and logos.

      April 6, 2011 at 3:18 pm | Report abuse |
    • loriey

      I hope he remembers to add: Loser/idiot/jerk/druggie/alcoholic/abuser/cokehead etc etc etc...

      April 6, 2011 at 3:39 pm | Report abuse |
    • Babs

      My co-workers andI are going to repeat these phrases over and over again everyday untill this tool comes to the office and has us all put in jail. Just of laughs.

      April 6, 2011 at 3:57 pm | Report abuse |
    • David

      Stupidity must be contagious in Hollywood.

      April 6, 2011 at 4:38 pm | Report abuse |
    • todd

      could be worse. At least this addict isn't trying to set public opinion (Beck, Limbaugh) or run for office (Bush II)

      April 6, 2011 at 4:42 pm | Report abuse |
    • romancaesar

      It's all about "WINNING.......................!!" Love it man................Sheen is THE MAN! I don't care what his detractors say – he is having fun with the media and some people just can't take it. Just classic..........

      April 6, 2011 at 4:45 pm | Report abuse |
    • James

      He needs to trade-mark the phrase LOSER !

      April 6, 2011 at 4:47 pm | Report abuse |
    • Wzrd1

      He can trademark anything he wants to. Personally, I'll not buy anything from the lunatic.
      I'd buy sand in the desert before I would buy anything from him.

      April 6, 2011 at 4:51 pm | Report abuse |
    • haha

      You know, i've never liked any movies Charlie Sheen has been in. What has he made that gave him so much money??
      The only movie i can remember was the chase, but i thought henry rollins was better than sheen in that movie.
      Except for the part at the end when he jumped out of the car and got shot, "thought". Other than that what has he done to give him all his wealth? Reminds me of Steve Guttenburg, i could never understand why he was "Star" material, his only credit was Police Academy, and he wasn't the sole star of those... Too bad Sheen doesn't just go away like Steve did...

      April 6, 2011 at 4:56 pm | Report abuse |
    • Brandon

      Two Questions:

      1. What is a "Charlie Sheen"

      2. Can it be cured with Cipro?

      April 6, 2011 at 5:28 pm | Report abuse |
    • Ed

      I'm sorry, but you can't use that phrase – I have it trademarked and copyrighted.

      Please send $5 for it's use to:
      Anyone Who Pays Attention to Charlie Sheen Needs a High Colonic
      PO Box 69
      Tarzana, CA

      April 6, 2011 at 5:29 pm | Report abuse |
    • futruth

      what a baller.


      April 6, 2011 at 9:00 pm | Report abuse |
    • Jason

      Good Luck CharlieTard

      April 6, 2011 at 10:06 pm | Report abuse |
    • Dave

      You are all jealous because he has seen more A** then toilet seat

      April 7, 2011 at 1:35 am | Report abuse |
    • Peggy A

      Want to write this – Charlie has a Catch 22 here. Anyone else catch that? Am I too late?

      April 12, 2011 at 5:19 pm | Report abuse |

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