Randy Quaid to debut song about 'Star Whackers'
March 18th, 2011
01:21 PM ET

Randy Quaid to debut song about 'Star Whackers'

Quirky actor Randy Quaid will take to the stage this evening with a song about the "Hollywood star whackers" he believes are out to get him.

Quaid, who fled to Canada to escape the alleged celebrity slayers, is joining the band The Town Pants for a gig at Vancouver's Commodore Ballroom, where he'll perform the ditty "Star Whackers."

The Town Pants approached Quaid to host their show, and he mentioned that he also wanted to sing, according to the Hollywood Reporter.

"He goes, 'Well, actually I've got some other things on the go, thinking that maybe I'd like to debut a song,'" says lead singer Aaron Chapman. "And we go, 'Oh yeah, what's that?' And he goes, ‘Star Whackers.' And we're like, 'Uh, sure.'"

As Marquee previously reported, Quaid and his wife Evi — who are facing burglary charges and misdemeanor counts in the U.S. and are wanted on $500,000 bench warrants — applied for refugee status in Canada in October and were recently granted permission to stay in the country.

"Thank you for your warm welcome," Quaid said at a news conference last month. "Thank you for giving us the opportunity to live in peace."

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  1. Rockford Peach


    May 7, 2011 at 6:36 pm | Report abuse |
  2. Victor

    Guess he wants to give Charlie Sheen a run for his money with regards to the wierdo of the year award.

    March 21, 2011 at 6:03 pm | Report abuse |
  3. The Rev. Al Sharptongue

    Father Farticus, keep yo hands off that little boy! I knows what kind of perversions y'all be into. Sick, real sick!

    March 21, 2011 at 1:28 pm | Report abuse |
  4. Teddy the Wonder Lizard

    Really Lame Dude. I guess you can't get out much with that ankle monitor, can you? Or are you on the psych ward, sneaking on to the hospital computer?

    March 21, 2011 at 6:15 am | Report abuse |
  5. D


    March 21, 2011 at 1:43 am | Report abuse |

    I'm a Star Whacker, I do it every chance I get and sometimes my mom and dad help when my arm and hand gets tired.

    March 20, 2011 at 5:29 pm | Report abuse |
  7. larry sands

    Hey Bill & Ted you dudes makes me soz hots when Iz watchin dem gay porn movies you two's makes, I likes da midget scenes where da midgets gang bangs you dudes, we can hooks up laterz at the oyster bar.

    March 20, 2011 at 3:05 pm | Report abuse |
  8. Bill & Ted

    We are a couple of butt pirates and we both love to take it in da poop chute! We iz as gay as they come. Any dudes wanna hook up?

    March 20, 2011 at 2:43 pm | Report abuse |
  9. Shoooo sux

    I am a dirtball and a complete loser. I love to post the same thing on every blog article. I am a stale gay freak! I love to take it in da pooper!!

    March 20, 2011 at 2:40 pm | Report abuse |
  10. Shoooo

    I just let a stinker. Shooooo : )

    March 19, 2011 at 9:42 pm | Report abuse |
  11. Randy Quaid

    @Don Smiley, why did you have to bring that up....now the kidos keep turning on that dern microwave and watching daddy pee his pants, thanks alot!!

    March 19, 2011 at 5:15 pm | Report abuse |
  12. Bill & Ted

    Dude, we think your a brilliant actor, but not so much in the fugitive department. Ok, move to Canada, but dude, don't tell anyone or they'll find you!

    March 19, 2011 at 4:52 pm | Report abuse |
  13. DonSmiley

    Looks like Catherine revved up the microwave again!!

    March 19, 2011 at 4:36 pm | Report abuse |
  14. sunless

    it's crap better get that http://www.SUPERSONIC.US.COM

    March 19, 2011 at 2:18 pm | Report abuse |
  15. Kareen

    Americans and Canadians have too much money when they pay to see and hear Charlie Sheen and Randy Quaid.

    March 19, 2011 at 2:08 pm | Report abuse |
  16. Bill & Ted

    Now that's just stoopid! Bet those aliens got some killer space weed! break out the giant bong!

    March 19, 2011 at 5:36 am | Report abuse |
  17. Justin Bieber

    Hey Mr. Quaid do you have any anal probes I can barrow? The ones I have are only 2 feet long and I'm already use to their small size.

    March 19, 2011 at 1:39 am | Report abuse |
  18. Randy Quaid

    It's time to come clean about what those aliens did to me on thier spaceship.
    I actually enjoyed all the anal penetration done to me. They used probes as long as my arm and used a sledge hammer to make them fit. I kept crying out in ecstacy and the aliens couldn't figure out why. It's because I've been shoving stuff up my rump since I was 4 yrs old.
    The aliens tried thier largest probes(6 footers)but still couldn't break my will. While the aliens were sniffing all their probes I was able to escape to Canada where I've been hiding ever since.
    It's time to be ready for the aliens, start shoving stuff up your rump now to prepare for their &#97nal invasion!! You've been warned!!!

    March 18, 2011 at 11:51 pm | Report abuse |
  19. Star Whacker

    Randy got it all wrong! Yeah, I'm a Star Whacker! I'm the star of an all-male Broadway musical about masturbation! Don't you get it?

    March 18, 2011 at 11:03 pm | Report abuse |
  20. Independance G@y

    I swear they did..well..you know....ah mm..stuff to me.

    March 18, 2011 at 6:41 pm | Report abuse |
  21. jurby

    i'm so tired of his 'star whackers' cr*p that perhaps somebody SHOULD whack him just so the rest of us can be put out of the misery of having to put up with his delusional claims!

    March 18, 2011 at 6:29 pm | Report abuse |
  22. jurby


    March 18, 2011 at 6:26 pm | Report abuse |
  23. Qandy Ruaid

    @Turdkey, that was some beating I took, that fat loser turkey prison nazi missed my foot and hit the nad sack.
    My left nad rolled away and one of his fat loser kids picked it up and ate it.
    After all these decades I came to Canada for nad replacement surgery and to have the plastic plate in my head replaced with a metal one.
    To all the bounty hunters and DOG, blow me!!!

    March 18, 2011 at 5:18 pm | Report abuse |
  24. Dog The Bounty Hunter

    Randy I'll be seeing you real soon, we got you all staked out and we're just waiting on the camera crew, so we can film it for my show. Knock Knock it's the DOG!!!

    March 18, 2011 at 2:39 pm | Report abuse |
  25. Bubba & Them

    Go Randy! Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're NOT out to get you! Be careful!

    March 18, 2011 at 2:20 pm | Report abuse |
  26. meee

    He is an idiot and we will get him. .planning the bounty hunt even now

    March 18, 2011 at 2:03 pm | Report abuse |

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