Alec Baldwin to Charlie Sheen: You can't win
March 14th, 2011
09:40 AM ET

Alec Baldwin to Charlie Sheen: You can't win

Alec Baldwin is offering troubled former "Two and a Half Men" star Charlie Sheen some tough love and telling the fired actor—who is suing Warner Bros. Television for $100 million—to sober up and beg for his job back.

"You can't win. Really. You can't," Baldwin says in a new Huffington Post editorial, warning Sheen that network studio execs believe "no actor is greater than the show itself when the show is a hit. And, in that regard, they are often right. Add to that the fact that the actor who is torturing their diseased egos is a drug-addled, porn star-squiring, near-Joycean Internet ranter, and they really want you to go."

Baldwin advises Sheen to take a time out and make amends with "Two and a Half Men" executive producer Chuck Lorre. "Take a nap. Get a shower. Call Chuck," he writes. "Go on 'Letterman' and make an apology. Write a huge check to the B'Nai Brith. And then beg for your job back."

The "30 Rock" star concludes by telling Sheen to get his act together.

"Sober up, Charlie. And get back on TV, if it's not too late," he says. "Beg for America's forgiveness. They will give it to you. And then go back. You are a great television star. And you've got the gig. As I learned from closely observing Tony Bennett so I could impersonate him on 'SNL,' this is supposed to be fun."

"P.S....," he adds, "buy Cryer a really nice car."

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  3. tahoe

    last thing i would do is write one single check too any jewish organization. the jew tried too control sheen and is still attempting it. i expect chuck will try too fill sheen's position with a jew as well. maybe sandler or rogan.

    April 14, 2011 at 11:58 am | Report abuse |
  4. Robbieb

    We need to start the revolution, SAVE CHARLIE SHEEN!!!! Watch this video to see how

    March 18, 2011 at 7:40 pm | Report abuse |
  5. Tif

    First, Charlie Sheen is a train wreck! He is not a wreck waiting to happen, it has already happened! His brain is somewhere in outer space. To be honest, I do not think anyone can save Charlie, only Charlie can. It is so sad to see stars lose their d@mn minds. Though his rants are quite comical, he definitely has internal issues that he has not yet addressed. I wish him the best, but his track record does not look good. By the way, since Charlie thinks he is winning and he has an ego bigger than the U.S., I highly doubt that he will be begging for his job back! When you do not perform on your job, your boss fires your @ss; case in point, Charlie Sheen got the boot!

    March 18, 2011 at 2:51 pm | Report abuse |
  6. Viktory

    I even haven't any idea how smart & intricate Alec is....

    a) provided his support to Charly,

    b) did it in such a refine way – well, at least he did not tell him simply "buddy U R a f...n as...le" – not at all...,

    3) he explained quite clearly not only to Charly (hope he's aware of that himself, finally) but to the entire earth population the principal and most signinficant reason for Charly's obstruction – nobody in clear mind believes that he's the one & only Hollywood star who pampers his habit of regular enjoying the grass and drink...

    I love Alec now even more than ever!

    March 16, 2011 at 8:39 pm | Report abuse |
  7. pat southward

    Charlie Sheen has some serious issues and do so many people that fight addictions. The problem here is that too much value is being put on those who tell him what he wants to hear. He needs real friend s to help him see the truth about himself. Perhaps someone not part of Hollywood. I t hink he secretly hates himself..

    March 16, 2011 at 7:03 pm | Report abuse |
  8. deadmanwalking47

    why would anybody pay attention to what a druken,fat,overweight,and self loving washed up actor like alec baldwin had to say about anything?

    March 16, 2011 at 6:11 pm | Report abuse |
  9. Albert Nygren

    I love Charlie Sheen as an actor and I think there is something inside him that is special but I am afraid for him. I used to work as a Registered Nurse on psychiatric units for many years and observed some symptoms in the way he was acting and moving his head that was very similar to patients I have had who had traumatic brain injury. I do know that some people who are mentally impaired from alcohol or drug use can recover over time if they never use alcohol or illegal substances again but I have also had some patients that had had so much drug damage to their brain that they never improved because too many brain cells had died.

    I doubt that Charlie will read this or even that someone who knows him will read this, but if they do, I say these things out of brotherly love and Charly needs to never take a drop of alcohol or any other illicit chemical again. I live near the Minneapolis, MN and besides the Betty Ford Center there is a famous chemical dependency treatment center near here where a lot of celebraties have been successfuly treated. It is Hazelden Treatment Center hand I am in no way conneceted with it. Go to the Betty Ford Center of you want but you need to go somewhere that has a higher success ratio than most places and wherever you go it has to be a 12 step program and you need follow up afterward at NA, AA, or something like that. God bless you. Even if you do not believe in God, He believes in you. There must be many of us praying for your complete recovery.

    March 15, 2011 at 3:26 pm | Report abuse |
  10. dogs rule

    Alec is very cool.
    As for Sheen: at least Randy Quaid had the good sense to leave the country after he went totally nuts. Bye bye, Charlie.

    March 15, 2011 at 10:14 am | Report abuse |
  11. Kevin is Gay Friendly

    Who wants their knob shined!!?

    March 15, 2011 at 9:42 am | Report abuse |
  12. Derek

    Too bad Alec Baldwin can't control his eating!

    March 15, 2011 at 9:40 am | Report abuse |
  13. martin

    Can't belive all the bull$&^t. Goes to show where this country is headed, just read what all these weardows are writing. Charlie isn't any different. This country is turning into a bunch of misfits. what happend to morals. no more respect. no more selfpride. this country is being brought down by a bunch of loosers. what a shame. Is this what our brave men and women died for?

    March 15, 2011 at 6:50 am | Report abuse |
  14. fartblossom

    Go Charlie! Win the case against the network, take dat money to de bank! Then get you some more babes as eye candy, maybe move to Peru and run your own coca farm! Winning!

    March 15, 2011 at 6:30 am | Report abuse |
  15. shaw

    It is a sad commentary on our society when you applaud Charlie with his winning tigerblood and Adonis DNA-this guy certainly has mental issues-what is your problem?

    March 15, 2011 at 3:39 am | Report abuse |
  16. Bach007

    I rhink charlie is to greedy to say I'm sorry, he is going down with his inflated ego, bye, bye charlie!

    March 15, 2011 at 2:37 am | Report abuse |
  17. Sheen...a cry for help

    Dude won't listen to anyone...except for Dan Patrick. He apparenty has chosen Dan to unleash his tirades and this is all leading up to something big!! Rehab won't cut it. He needs yet another near death experience to remind him he is human. No superman with tiger's blood there. Just a fool blowing dough on blow!! Being strung out and tossing around jibberish is no way to go through life son. Sheen! Zero point zero!! Fool.

    March 15, 2011 at 2:14 am | Report abuse |
  18. clowns

    Annaleise, he won his 15 seconds of fame!! That's about all!

    March 15, 2011 at 2:08 am | Report abuse |
  19. agit prop

    For all u haters..I got a new rap for y'all. Here it is, baaaby!! It iz a fruit and dat no lie, I turned gay and gave up 'da pie. Every time I see a hot lookin dude, it makes think of acts so crude. I wanna slide it right into da hole, but when he's done I'm gonna ride 'dat pole. Its sticky and sweet and I love dat goo, each time I'm coated in a pile of spoo. So let this be a story for all, I got stuck wit' a dong that is super small! Try Extenze. I added a half incher!! See ya!!

    March 15, 2011 at 1:58 am | Report abuse |
  20. Stephanie

    Yeah, I have no clue what this fool is talking about??
    Apparently agit prop rhymes with fa–ot cop. All these fairies love to talk about taking it the rear... I mean they let anyone "slip" through with these comments. Where are the screeners?? Winners!!

    March 15, 2011 at 1:41 am | Report abuse |
  21. Matt

    Yup. This agat prop must be the same fool that brags about posting on You would think that CNN could block the repeat offenders! There is one or two in every bunch!

    March 15, 2011 at 1:34 am | Report abuse |
  22. agit prop?

    Man, there are some real nutbars on this blog article. The bible thumpers, the racists, the Sheen haters....agit prop?? Why would someone want to hit a tennis ball up C Sheen's butt crack? Or is he/she talking about donkey punching alec baldwin? Is that like fisting? I thought CNN would screen out the losers and punks. Strange....

    March 15, 2011 at 1:13 am | Report abuse |
  23. agit prop

    Oh yeah use your own name.

    March 15, 2011 at 12:54 am | Report abuse |
  24. Laurie

    These are the most intelligent words I 've heard come out of Baldwin's mouth. Sheen should make amends, realize they all have the same goal$ and come back. The writers will cover all the b.s that happened in a page of jokes when his character enters the living room and America will laugh and forgive on the spot. It'll be over and done with in a blur.

    March 15, 2011 at 12:41 am | Report abuse |
  25. agit prop

    Dude you're lame, I can play the same game but better. I'll smack a tennis ball into your butt-crack like I was federor, or whatever. You'll get donkey punched where your panties are bunched. Punk.

    March 15, 2011 at 12:35 am | Report abuse |
  26. hypocrite

    I wanna chug some schlonger donger dee! Each time I get da butt makes me soooo hot! I love to rock da poop shoot! Any takers? Send me ya contact info. Ze pillow bi-ter!!

    March 15, 2011 at 12:23 am | Report abuse |
  27. dave

    hey y'all!
    just wondering?
    who has a hairy balls sack like me?

    March 15, 2011 at 12:11 am | Report abuse |
  28. crazygiraffe


    March 14, 2011 at 11:55 pm | Report abuse |
  29. Da_Mutt

    Someone Please Remind Me. When Did Alec Baldwins Opinion Actually Mean Anything. Someone Tell Him Hind Sight Is 20/20... He's The Last Guy That Should Be Preaching.

    March 14, 2011 at 11:30 pm | Report abuse |
  30. L84dnnr

    very weird,
    listening to an old cd, "Don Henley, Actual Miles, the Garden of Allah"
    the Devil sounds just like Charlie,
    at the end of the Devil's rant, he says, it's all about "winning, winning, winning"
    yo Charlie, i think your right, rehab won't help my brother.
    you need an "Exorcism", your possessed.
    check out the old movie "Oh God, you Devil" with George Burns. could be Charlie's Story.
    get well soon.

    March 14, 2011 at 10:53 pm | Report abuse |
  31. agit prop

    I am a big ol puss. I am ready to admit that I love to pound da ol poop shoot. Every time I see a dong, I want to grab dat schlong. Each time it shoots out goo....I wanna gulp all that spoo. Each time I give it a flick...makes me long for more disco stick! I wanna take it in da rear, if I get blue balled a shed a tear!!

    March 14, 2011 at 10:48 pm | Report abuse |
  32. agit prop

    I hate you people and your moral ways.

    March 14, 2011 at 10:08 pm | Report abuse |
  33. bostongye

    I also want to ram da old pooper of mr sheen. You know...a little fudge packin to show my appreciation for his manliness. I would introduce Charlie to Ben....Ben Dover!! Let's get craaaazy and partee down. You bring the suitcase and I bring the lube!!

    March 14, 2011 at 10:07 pm | Report abuse |
  34. Sandra

    Yeah beach! I am a racist pig. But I am also bi and will slob your knob any day of the week. I wanna ride your disco stick. I am a trim, well-kempt woman with a passion for schlongs. I be a milf with a mission. Don't hold my jewboy take against me!! See ya.

    March 14, 2011 at 10:03 pm | Report abuse |
  35. Vikki

    I forgot to mention. I am a chubby lezbo. I love to mow carpet and most of my "gals" are da butch type. I still accept applications from the lipsticks, but I like then plump, hairy and crude. Tattoos a plus!! Strap-ons and da poop shoot also a major bonus. See ya!! -sticky vikki

    March 14, 2011 at 9:55 pm | Report abuse |
  36. Sheen is a clown

    Good actor that made a big comeback! Now a grand meltdown! What a fool. Blow it all on blow?? Over-rated buddy!! Go to opiates instead. They allow you to stay flying high without burning out. What are u doing?? Clown

    March 14, 2011 at 9:38 pm | Report abuse |
  37. emilio estevez

    Any one remember "Repo Man"? Now that was a classic! won't someone cast me in another film?

    March 14, 2011 at 9:25 pm | Report abuse |
  38. Aaron

    If you think Charlie had lost his mind before check out the trailer for "operation greyhound" on youtube. He has made an short film that will be released soon. Someone in a white coat and a net needs to be chasing him around.

    March 14, 2011 at 7:24 pm | Report abuse |
  39. Tango

    It's like Sarah Palin telling Glen Beck to shut-up.

    March 14, 2011 at 7:23 pm | Report abuse |
  40. Vikki

    I wouldn't watch two and half men if Charlie Sheen isn't on the show. So keep your advice to yourself Alec.

    March 14, 2011 at 7:19 pm | Report abuse |
  41. The Other Baldwin Brothers

    alec is a f@ggot. he molested all of us

    March 14, 2011 at 7:19 pm | Report abuse |
  42. Sheen movies

    Who can forget the baseball classic...Major League?? I can forget about the sequel...

    March 14, 2011 at 7:09 pm | Report abuse |
  43. marie

    Sheen is cool - but Alec is even cooler! Way to go with the advise – totally agree. And Cryer's really nice car shouldn't be a boxter!!

    March 14, 2011 at 7:07 pm | Report abuse |
  44. bostongye

    Maybe Charlie Sheen really is just better than all of us and he ought to be treated like the God he says he is.

    March 14, 2011 at 6:55 pm | Report abuse |
  45. moviebuff

    does anyones remember what baseball movie sheen was in?

    March 14, 2011 at 6:53 pm | Report abuse |
  46. Rell

    More power to him for saying what needed to be said, Sheen's killing himself while everybody else watches this train wreck. Baldwin is a stud, speaks his mind, talented and intelligent. I think I may have a little man-crush.

    March 14, 2011 at 6:41 pm | Report abuse |
  47. Will

    Give Charlie the Glen Garry speech Alec

    March 14, 2011 at 6:17 pm | Report abuse |
  48. Grim Reaper

    How much did they pay Baldwin to say that-Troll. Did America really forgive you Alec or does it still hear you calling your daughter 'a little pig'. Charlie's doing fine on his own-the network is out $250M minimum with no one to replace it or transition to. Charlie: WINNING, CBS: OVER.

    March 14, 2011 at 6:16 pm | Report abuse |
  49. T3chsupport

    Winning like Britney Spears was a few years ago...

    March 14, 2011 at 6:10 pm | Report abuse |
  50. O'Leary

    Good advice from one Irish hooligan to another. Ah the lads have made substance abuse into a noble virtue.
    Ye do your sod proud boys!!!

    March 14, 2011 at 6:06 pm | Report abuse |
  51. Ryan

    Charlie Sheen to Alec Baldwin: I already did

    March 14, 2011 at 5:49 pm | Report abuse |
  52. Harry

    Is this the same Alec who drove around drinking wine at 4oclock in the afternoon and snorted blowwhile playing video games? At least Charlie has the brains to party correctly with 20 yr old stripprs. Go get them Tiger Blood!!! Another hit TV show this fall, WINNING the case for the contractual obligations CBS had and finally two, count them TWO hot blonds living in your house!!!! Charlie Rocks cause that's how he rolls!

    March 14, 2011 at 5:46 pm | Report abuse |
  53. W.S.

    If Baldwin; with an ego like his can admit that he is not "all that" and that he was wrong and give Charlie this humbling reality check, I think Charlie can manage to swallow his pride. And admit to his problems and do the right thing. If he cannot take the truth from someone who has been there and knows what he is talking about then Charlie is going to be a really tough nut to crack.

    March 14, 2011 at 5:33 pm | Report abuse |
  54. LT

    Not an Alec Baldwin fan, never have been, but know one has said what needed to be said better then he just did. BRAVO

    March 14, 2011 at 5:27 pm | Report abuse |
  55. Perez Hilton

    Alec Baldwin punched my brown eye.

    March 14, 2011 at 5:03 pm | Report abuse |
  56. Tom

    I agree with Bob. The minute the show & money stopped being fun for Charlie had a right to bail. They renigged on his contract which DID NOT have a "morality" clause and he still makes money off syndication anyway. I say sue the jue and give them a taste of their own medicine.

    In addition if I had a quarter of the money Charlie has I would definately be at the strip clubs picking up 21 yr olds and partying day and night! Go Charlie..Team Sheen is WINNING!

    March 14, 2011 at 4:57 pm | Report abuse |
  57. gabe

    Alec baldwin and everyone in the media the spotlight just shut up and leave sheen alone. He is an adult he knows what's right and what's wrong. He doesn't need to kiss peoples a$$ for his job back. I think people need to stop judging him already just leave him alone

    March 14, 2011 at 4:52 pm | Report abuse |
  58. Cathy

    Charlie........listen to Alec......He along with many millions of people are trying to give you help. No one person is responsible for the success of whatever occupation you may have. You are a great star and extremely talented but there are others who have the same. Please get your act together......get help and get back to work. Believe me your fans will not turn their back on you. Think of your kids also. What if your dad had gone down this road when his children were little tots. Come on Charlie.....set an example for all. Wish you the very best.........and please come back.

    March 14, 2011 at 4:52 pm | Report abuse |
  59. Curt James

    Someone elsewhere recommended Rob Lowe as a possible replacement as well. The new season could open at a funeral parlor, Charlie dead. Introduce Rob Lowe (or Robert Downey Jr.) as a character battling the mother over the will/insurance policy. Rob Lowe gets Charlie's house in the settlement and "inherits" the other characters in the show. =8^O

    March 14, 2011 at 4:52 pm | Report abuse |
  60. Frank

    Alex Baldwin = sell out. Charlie Sheen stick to your guns and don't sell out to the man. Team Sheen # Winning!

    March 14, 2011 at 4:51 pm | Report abuse |
  61. Sharon

    I think Mr. Baldwin gave some great advise to Charlie. Just hope he is man enough to take it. Charlie looks so bad he has aged so much in the last few years. Wish he would wake up and see what he is doing to himself.

    March 14, 2011 at 4:50 pm | Report abuse |
  62. Name*bigfishbob

    Alec, you don't need a shower, your already washed up!

    March 14, 2011 at 4:41 pm | Report abuse |
  63. Name*bigfishbob

    Hey Alec, you don't need a shower cause your already washed up!

    March 14, 2011 at 4:40 pm | Report abuse |
  64. johnjaconjingleheimersh1

    Jews suck!

    March 14, 2011 at 4:39 pm | Report abuse |
  65. sergito74

    If Wihinnnner isnt too far gone – he really should take Baldwin's advice. BUT really, what would be the fun in that??!!!!!!!!!

    March 14, 2011 at 4:37 pm | Report abuse |
  66. Bob

    I think doing 2 1/2 Men stopped being fun for Charlie a long time ago and he just decided to stop pretending he's enjoying it. Why does Charlie need to write a check to B'Nai Brith?

    March 14, 2011 at 4:16 pm | Report abuse |
  67. VITO

    Leave Sheen alone he's got a new show coming with L.Lohan called "Two and Half Losers"

    March 14, 2011 at 4:12 pm | Report abuse |
  68. TJ Clawmute

    I would absolutely love to be in the room when Charlie Sheen finally sobers up, has his moment of clarity, and realizes no one is laughing WITH hm. Winning? No. Mortifying? Absolutely!

    March 14, 2011 at 4:09 pm | Report abuse |
  69. Truth Searcher

    Hey Alec! Are you STILL at the AOL-ington Post!!! What a sell-out! At least Charlie didn't stoop THAT low!!!!

    So, you give up too, Alec, and leave that (now) commercial rag of a publication. It's not what Arianna told you it was going to be. How much are they paying you know? Anything?? At least Charlie was getting big bucks!

    March 14, 2011 at 4:08 pm | Report abuse |
  70. erich555

    Reflecting on the end of an episode of 2 1/2 when charlie Harper asks Allen and Jake, "you think it's easy being me?" Charlie Harper should also be asking charlie Sheen the same question.

    March 14, 2011 at 4:06 pm | Report abuse |
    • erich555

      Fade out fade in, Charlie Sheen looks over at Charlie Harper and he's suddenly turned into Billy Bob Thornton...... But In Tombstone.

      March 14, 2011 at 8:18 pm | Report abuse |
  71. emi

    Very good advice for you Charlie and yes, I am one of your fans! I doubt very seriously if they can make the show work without you! I gues they are going to try and kill you off, Alan inherits the house, keeps Berta on as the maid, yada yada, yada! It won't work! Jon Cryer is great but the two of you were great together not to mention Angus Jones, and the ladies! You all made it so credible. IT IS SUCH A GREAT SHOW But only with Sheen as the lead! Here's to wishing you well Charlie both personally and professionally. Peace.

    March 14, 2011 at 3:57 pm | Report abuse |
  72. pamelaroad

    Does Charlie Sheen remind anyone else of Johnny Depp's character in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas??

    Charlie Sheen is Raoul Duke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Hahahahaaa

    March 14, 2011 at 3:54 pm | Report abuse |
  73. Mattyoohoo

    Alec has had his share of troubles but it sounds like he has a lot of sense on this. What sort of an idiot could take something that supposed to be fun to watch and fun to do and turn it into a giant mess? A crazy drugged up one with tiger blood. Sheen is superior to no one and whatever is "special" about him got lost or flushed or died of an O.D. a long time ago.

    March 14, 2011 at 3:42 pm | Report abuse |
  74. Victor

    "P.S....," he adds, "buy Cryer a really nice car."

    Couldn't stop laughing when I read that bit.

    Gotta love Baldwin's sense of humour.

    March 14, 2011 at 3:38 pm | Report abuse |
  75. Victor

    ""P.S....," he adds, "buy Cryer a really nice car.""

    Laughed my ass off when I read this.

    March 14, 2011 at 3:37 pm | Report abuse |
  76. Dsn63

    Well put and for all you losers in Chicago and Detroit who are paying $35 to go and listen to his profanity laced tyrades all I can say is "way to go" .Your $35 which you uneducated beer drinking trailer trash wal-mart shopping inbreds are spending for that ticket is helping to fund his addiction.

    March 14, 2011 at 3:37 pm | Report abuse |
  77. the_dude

    Is Alec still the president of the Film Actors Guild?

    March 14, 2011 at 3:32 pm | Report abuse |
  78. Baabur

    Winner, winner, Sheen dinner!!!!

    March 14, 2011 at 3:29 pm | Report abuse |
  79. NormalGuyWithProblems

    Athletes and other celebs are handed the world when they hit rock bottom, get sober and exit rehab. Rock bottom depends on many factors. Sheen is probably there mentally, but I don't think he was able to buy so much dope or entertainment that his bank account even noticed. Really he should stop whining and take the next 7 figure paycheck he can. Most commoners are treated like garbage over having a dui or drug offense on their records and finding a job can be difficult. He thinks he's a victim, but he's got it better than anyone else with a problem has it. Whomever posted above about AA being a crock is correct, but I'm highly doubtful Charlie had any molestation or other sever trauma in his life to help the desire for drugs. Most users do have other psychological disorders and reach out for what they can to numb the pain. The antiquated AA book is a relic that should be burned, because it has no concept of human psychology, instead it paints the alcoholic as a vile creature that is powerless over an inanimate object. Why wouldn't a tortured soul want relief? In 1935 when that book was typed pseudo psychologists were handing out a lobotomy for symptoms like depression. Charlie needs a real Dr. Not some guy named Bob whom wants to use Jesus to control more souls. AA is a scam. Getting real help from a real therapist works much better.

    March 14, 2011 at 3:28 pm | Report abuse |
  80. Herman Munster

    I always enjoyed watching Baldwin on The Munsters. His part as Herman was hilarious. I try to catch it in syndication whenever possible. Superb acting!!

    March 14, 2011 at 3:16 pm | Report abuse |
  81. Mrs. M

    Alec Baldwin is best remembered (by me) for his role in Knot's Landing, Beatlejiuce, and his recorded (and released) rant directed toward his pre-teen daughter, which was just about the most hateful, vile and vicious thing I've ever heard said by any parent to their child. As far as actors with loose marbles, Alec Baldwin is most certainly in the top 3.. He's not a friend of Charlie Sheen's. Yet, he decides it's acceptable to offer unsolicited (always unwelcome) advice regarding a matter that's none of his business. How flippin' arrogant is that? Baldwin needs to get his own hosue in order, before latching onto anyone else's business – all for the sake of drumming up publicity. Regardless of what anyone thinks about the recent publicity given to Charlie Sheen's issues, Alec Baldwin (and every other celebrity who's had anything to say in public about what is none of their business) needs to shut-up, mind their own business, and stop trying to pretend their own poop doesn't stink. As far as I'm concerned, Alec Baldwin will NEVER live down his own mistakes, and should stop being jealous of those more successful than himself.

    March 14, 2011 at 3:13 pm | Report abuse |
  82. ILoveKim

    I absolutely love Kim Basinger and LA Confidential is one of the best movies ever made.

    March 14, 2011 at 3:12 pm | Report abuse |
  83. ? my love

    Soooooooo funny!

    March 14, 2011 at 3:02 pm | Report abuse |
  84. Pat


    March 14, 2011 at 2:59 pm | Report abuse |
  85. dwhs

    Wow the studio execs are smart and the people are not. I guess one point for them.

    Too bad, the truth is the law is the law. I hope they will like the 50 mil settlement in exchange for their ego.

    March 14, 2011 at 2:56 pm | Report abuse |
  86. write it in

    NOOO, here's what the show should do next season...only come back as a 1 time hour series finale. We'll see flashbacks of some of the best scenes over the years, and then, focus in on a sleeping Berta's face as she awakes shouting "aagghh!". Her maid, ALAN, is looking startled standing beside her bed with her breakfast tray. Her son from a previous marraige JAKE comes in saying "Hey! What's all the noise?". Pan to Berta as her husband (Michael Clark Duncan's character) rolls over and says "what's wrong, dear? You were mumbling something about a Charlie". Berta says "I was all just a bad, bad dream...". Everyone laughs and close.

    March 14, 2011 at 2:43 pm | Report abuse |
    • Allen in My Own Private Idaho

      That's excellent, write it in! That would be in the top three series fanalies up there with "Newhart" and "Six Feet Under"!

      March 14, 2011 at 3:36 pm | Report abuse |
  87. A winner is a winner who wins and always is a winner

    Charlie is clearly winning this case.

    March 14, 2011 at 2:38 pm | Report abuse |
  88. Superhiro

    Love ya Alec, but totally disagree on this one. Charlie is correct, despite how crazy he seems, they had no right to fire him for something unrelated to the show, and really what did they expect? It's Charlie Sheen. Get'm Charlie. You keep winning.

    March 14, 2011 at 2:37 pm | Report abuse |
    • me

      Lame. Charlie is an ego maniac and Baldwin might be too but at least he is sober and not high in public forums.

      March 14, 2011 at 2:43 pm | Report abuse |
  89. b

    you can't spit on hospitality, I won't allow it!

    March 14, 2011 at 2:35 pm | Report abuse |
  90. b

    can it, ittybutt can it

    March 14, 2011 at 2:33 pm | Report abuse |
  91. repent the kingdom of God is at hand

    Grow up and be a father to your children charlie. How sad for them to have a rich, selfish dad who makes himself a priority over his children.

    March 14, 2011 at 2:28 pm | Report abuse |
  92. grace george

    Charlie Sheen could easily be replaced by Ashton Kutchner!!!

    March 14, 2011 at 2:28 pm | Report abuse |
  93. agent to the stars

    charlie... U, a real tiger, and Baldwin in the octogon. Call me babe.

    March 14, 2011 at 2:22 pm | Report abuse |
  94. Carol

    I like Alec except when he gets at loggerheads with his ex-wife and child. He is correct about Charlie Sheen though. Charlie thinks he is such a big star, but he is just another idiot who is ruining his life and his career. His head is so big now that I don't think anything can save him. Where is his family? I think he needs to head for the nearest psych ward.

    March 14, 2011 at 2:15 pm | Report abuse |
    • Booger Woman

      Well I dont know about that but I get he has a loggerhead in his underpants. Me...I just wanna lay next to him and pick his nose.

      March 14, 2011 at 2:23 pm | Report abuse |
  95. MB

    I have to disagree with Mr. Baldwin on this one. While I do believe Charlie needs help, I think he has a good shot at the lawsuit. CBS knew well and good what his background was AND took the risk and gave him the contract. The success of the show is certainly a group effort with much of that effort on Sheen's shoulders, and much of it being written based off his REAL character, which again CBS profitted from. In the end, they knew what they were getting and were willing to pay about 20% of what he was making for them as a network overall. I say keep at the lawsuit, but take some time to get your mind at least a little right. We will miss you on Two 1/2 Men, but what the hell, you might just end up with 100M. Just don't hurt yourself or anyone else in the meantime.

    March 14, 2011 at 2:10 pm | Report abuse |
    • thinking 4 me

      I wonder about that... Every contract I have ever seen regarding movies or television has contained a little thing known as a "morals clause" (It's usually buried around page 14 and in print smaller than this). Morals clauses are there to protect the studio from lawsuits in just this sort of case.... They're seldom exercised, but they are there.. If the studio/production company used the morals clause to dismiss their employee, I seriously doubt Charlie would have any legitimate complaint about his dismissal.

      On the other hand, juries have been known to do strange things....


      March 14, 2011 at 10:41 pm | Report abuse |
  96. Owl

    Meth addiction is a terrible thing it makes you loose your mind (as you R) makes you look old ashe*l(as U do).When ur kids get older an someone bring all this to there attention they will hate U from the grav if U have killed ur self.You older kids might be getting teased now an suffering alone because daddy getting high an mommy with the other guy or working.Poor Poor rich kids glad my parents where not like yours........

    March 14, 2011 at 2:09 pm | Report abuse |
  97. Elephant

    People need jesus so bad.dont want to gain the world and lose my soul!

    March 14, 2011 at 2:02 pm | Report abuse |
    • Big Papi

      YOU need Jesus...stick to your bible and you will be ok...leave all the thinking to others...don't drag us into your stupidity...Thanks!!

      March 14, 2011 at 2:10 pm | Report abuse |
    • Christian Bashing How Original

      Did he drag you, or did you go willingly.

      March 14, 2011 at 11:46 pm | Report abuse |
  98. Owl

    You deserve everything you get.No court in the world should give you an your meth addict wife those kids doesnt matter how much money or famous you were these KIDS do not deserve what the two of you are doing to them you are setting them up to be drug addicts just like you how can you get on tv looking like a 90 year old man an say you LOVE your KIDS if you REALLY LOVE them you would not be doing them this way havent they been through enough....

    March 14, 2011 at 1:56 pm | Report abuse |
  99. ken A

    I think Charlie should ask for forgivness pray and get it together come back and do it right. With God!

    March 14, 2011 at 1:54 pm | Report abuse |
  100. Ajay

    At least Charlie doesn't call his daughter a 'selfish pig' #winning

    March 14, 2011 at 1:52 pm | Report abuse |
  101. allknowingone

    Charlie is showing all the signs of a crack addict/meth user. He needs his family to commit his ass to a rehab and take one step at a time. And kick the little flousy leeches out of his house!

    March 14, 2011 at 1:52 pm | Report abuse |
  102. the plan

    How would "2 & 1/2" pull off putting another actor in Charlie's role? Say the character had an accident, unwrap his bandaged head and it's Robert Downey Jr? They need to just cancel the show, and all the actors need to sue Sheen, get a boatload of his $, and move on to other projects.

    March 14, 2011 at 1:51 pm | Report abuse |
    • Penny

      Really don't think Downey would do a sitcom.

      I can see though Rob Lowe character buying Charlie's house with the understanding that the new owner (lowe) let the 1.5 men continue to live there. Maybe Charlie left the country or something. It can be done and would be fresh.

      March 14, 2011 at 2:24 pm | Report abuse |
  103. no more please

    How would "2 & 1/2" pull off putting another actor in Charlie's role? Say the character had an accident, unwrap his bandaged head and it's Robert Downey Jr? They need to just cancel the show, and all the actors need to sue Sheen, get a boatload of his $, and move on to other projects.

    March 14, 2011 at 1:50 pm | Report abuse |
  104. Top spinner

    Get a life people! Charlie is in trouble and Alec is trying to see if he can help by making a comment. There's no more to say. I think everyone that makes silly comments on here are just happy to have someone listen to them. Make a contribution to society why don't ya. Crazies!

    March 14, 2011 at 1:42 pm | Report abuse |
    • Hypocrite

      Hey, why don't you get a life and stop making silly comments. Make a contribution or something. :):):)

      March 14, 2011 at 11:42 pm | Report abuse |
  105. no more please

    I'm soooo tired of hearing about Charlie Sheen. Seal him off in his mansion and cut his internet and phone access please! My ears and eyes are bleeding.

    March 14, 2011 at 1:38 pm | Report abuse |
  106. nic

    I hope Charlie hooks up with LiLo, they go on a crazy binge and both end up dead at the end. Then we won't have to listen to either one of these wackos again.

    March 14, 2011 at 1:36 pm | Report abuse |
  107. Baldwins Agenda

    Baldwins agenda is the same as everyother liberals agenda. To stick their big snout in where it doesnt belong. Hopefully Baldwins snout will get punched or cut off.

    March 14, 2011 at 1:34 pm | Report abuse |
    • Mikkel

      Kinda like you commenting too, huh? I didn't know your opinion mattered to anyone but yourself.

      March 14, 2011 at 6:40 pm | Report abuse |
    • rellis

      Hmmm....shouldn't you be over on FOX instead of CNN...

      March 14, 2011 at 6:54 pm | Report abuse |
    • greenbeam

      ah, excuse me, but advice on getting sober is a liberal agenda?? So all republicans are for total raging alcoholism? Oh yeah, well, maybe better to lead all the sheep . . .

      March 14, 2011 at 11:56 pm | Report abuse |
  108. bailoutsos

    Why did Baldwin choose to give his advice as a public statement? What is his agenda?

    March 14, 2011 at 1:31 pm | Report abuse |
  109. Shawn

    I'm pretty obvious that Charlie has a Casonova Complex (Adonis DNA) and Megalomania (Tiger Blood). Theses mental states are usually not "suffered" by the person but instead, it is the brain compelling the person to compulsively prevent past failures from happening. The same failures that cause theses conditions. Usually stems from great self devaluation.

    March 14, 2011 at 1:29 pm | Report abuse |
  110. Big jim

    Charlies rich and a grown up. We have more problems in this country to worry about than some unappriciating loser like Charlie and his self loathing. As far as Mr. Baldwin he got smart in his life choses. I do not like his politics but i respect him for his views. And as far as u sick perverts making your comments. Take a long walk off a short bridge. Charlie u want respect? Get off your duff and help your community. Lots of folks out of work. Losing their homes. Children homeless. Lots of work to be done. That will start u in the right path.

    March 14, 2011 at 1:28 pm | Report abuse |
    • Jordan

      Bitter much Sandra.? I'm sure your "jewish butt" isn't worth kissing unless one is into the smell of gefiltefish.

      March 14, 2011 at 1:51 pm | Report abuse |
  111. Phar lap

    Hats off to you Alex, great article. Now just hope Charlie takes your advice before he's dead.
    Btw, loved you in "Hunt for the Red October"!

    March 14, 2011 at 1:25 pm | Report abuse |
  112. Tasmine

    I agree with this statement. Just apologize and get back to work...we love the show but it needs the whole cast together to work!

    March 14, 2011 at 1:21 pm | Report abuse |
  113. Gordo

    Advise to forgive people and move on is great advise no matter who it comes from.

    March 14, 2011 at 1:13 pm | Report abuse |
  114. alexa

    I remember charlie sheen in the movie Lucas such a talented actor but so sad these new women keep going back to him and his abuse why do they do that to themselves obviously he has some power and control so its not about winning!! double personality...i wonder how his childhood was?

    March 14, 2011 at 1:12 pm | Report abuse |
  115. ;onna

    It's about time someone in the industry said something..and Alec, is so right and has nothing to gain but, trying to help another actor and father out!! And, he's had his share's of up's and down's and he's just telling him get help before it's not to late...These bozo's that are supporting this farce are just there using Charlie and taking advantage of his being very sick!! I know how this ends my father was bi-polar...And, he's was great and normal when medicated...But, he was just like Charlie when in hypo-mania!!!! It's not a good ending 🙁

    March 14, 2011 at 1:08 pm | Report abuse |
  116. danny

    He's decided to get really weird. Too bad, two and a half men was a great show, I'm thinking we probably won't see it again. Good bye charlie sheen.

    March 14, 2011 at 1:07 pm | Report abuse |
  117. Ta Daui

    Hey charles remebr your a actor,play the roll. Act like your ok then become your old self.(Oscar)

    March 14, 2011 at 1:01 pm | Report abuse |
  118. GreggDogg

    I don't care or anything, but what's with the Jewish reference? Is that directed at appeasing Chuck Lorre (Levine)?

    March 14, 2011 at 1:01 pm | Report abuse |
    • kake79

      Glad you mentioned that, GreggDogg. I was wondering the same thing. Either Alec meant it as Charlie should donate to B'Nai Brith as a way of mending fences with the Jewish Community over the Chaim Levine comments OR it was an anti-semitic dig at the belief that the Jews run Hollywood. I was really surprised that more people haven't commented on that statement.

      March 14, 2011 at 1:33 pm | Report abuse |
    • Denizen Kate

      I looked it up. B'Nai B'rith is charity/social works organization aimed primarily at helping jews and jewish communities world wide. I think Alec Baldwin may have toss that in because many jewish producers in the entertainment industry donate regularly, and it would be a conciliatory gesure on Charlie's part.

      March 14, 2011 at 3:43 pm | Report abuse |
  119. sandra

    Charlie Sheen is Prince Charming compared to this waste of space and skin.

    As far as the crack about the check: Kiss our collective Jewish butts. You are a sick piece of work Alec Baldwin. Work on yourself before giving out advice. We all know you are an abuser of women and children, so shut your nasty, hateful, filthy mouth.

    March 14, 2011 at 12:58 pm | Report abuse |
  120. michaelfury

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  121. michaelfury

    Sheen doesn't need to "beg" for anything. When will you step up, Mr. Baldwin?

    March 14, 2011 at 12:50 pm | Report abuse |
  122. Chitown Jason

    Alec Baldwin clearly isn't WINNING. Life is precious and shouldn't be lived based on what someone else's expectations of you are. If Charlie wants to go down the path he is on with the lawsuit and his career, he should continue. It is his choice and no one elses. Begging for his job back would make him a spineless fool, and I don't think spineless is understood by Adonis DNA.

    March 14, 2011 at 12:46 pm | Report abuse |
  123. Enzo

    Why would he do that? Charlie Sheen will make between $80 – $100 million off of the show's syndication. He doesn't need the money. Why would he ever beg for his job back? The whole show is based on basically Charlie Sheen's life. In nearly every episode he's hung over, drinking and womanizing. I don't see what the big deal is. They are stupid for cancelling the show.

    March 14, 2011 at 12:34 pm | Report abuse |
    • Well....

      Agree that he has the money and doesn't need his job back, but he did leave a bad name for him now that will hard for him to erase. I understand why they cancelled the show. Charlie needs help and they see that and they don't want to make a show where they have an actor being a fool with his life. And they can't put someone else on their to replace him, no one can replace Charlie Sheen especially since the show has been on for a long while. He just needs to apologize, get his act together, and just all move forward.

      March 14, 2011 at 12:39 pm | Report abuse |
  124. loaba

    Great advice that will fall on deaf ears.

    Hollywood, TV or Film, is all about personal politics. Really life in general is all about personal politics. Charlie is having a really bad day at the office, no? In the end, I'll be surprised if he wins this battle. I don't think he'll ever get another gig on CBS, ever. I think he needs to shutup, party hard, and maybe think about a comeback in a year or two.

    March 14, 2011 at 12:34 pm | Report abuse |
    • Chitown Jason

      Charlie has already won by standing up for himself and not falling into the trap you call "personal politics". Be yourself, not what someone else wants you to be.

      March 14, 2011 at 12:48 pm | Report abuse |
  125. Mutiny on the Bounty

    I would love to sail the seven seas with just myself and Alec. MMM...days of two sweaty men against the elements and at night drinking from one anothers rusty scupper.

    March 14, 2011 at 12:31 pm | Report abuse |
  126. anthony V

    Charlie made the show, I refuse to watch until you bring the star back! Finish the series! Charlie, IF you need help it will have to be when YOU want it. good luck with all these people whom seemingly know it last thing charlie, let all those finger pointers have it!!

    March 14, 2011 at 12:30 pm | Report abuse |
    • Melissa

      Personally, I saw nothing funny about that crappy show anyway. No big loss as far as I'm concerned... all Charlie Sheen did was do to the set and be himself... a loser.

      March 14, 2011 at 2:13 pm | Report abuse |
  127. Alex

    Great advice Alec, that is all you can do for Charlie. He needs to do things on his own if he wants his career back and have a good name on him again. The comments above me saying "party on" and such, Charlie is now a grown up man who has responsibilities such as kids and his career. He lived his childhood, now time to be an adult and fix all this.

    March 14, 2011 at 12:27 pm | Report abuse |

    Have you folks noticed? Sheen is starting to look at least twice as old as he is. Nature will not be fooled. "Burn bright, die young is fine" until the second part. There is always a bill at the end of the party.

    March 14, 2011 at 12:25 pm | Report abuse |
  129. Brian

    Listen to Alec. He was on daytime TV.

    March 14, 2011 at 12:23 pm | Report abuse |
  130. mandy

    charlie sheen who?

    March 14, 2011 at 12:22 pm | Report abuse |
  131. Big Papi

    I wish Alec would lose some weight....he is so fat it makes him look more Krispy Kremes you pig!!

    March 14, 2011 at 12:21 pm | Report abuse |
    • Denizen Kate

      Don't be so judgemental. The man is over 50, let him relax and spread out a little if he wants to.

      March 14, 2011 at 3:38 pm | Report abuse |
    • Jujubeans

      Kate, I'm over 50 and in the best shape I've ever been in. No excuse to go flabby.

      March 14, 2011 at 6:42 pm | Report abuse |
    • kburnach

      Wow this is whats wrong with people these days. Who cares if he is in shape or not? He has enough money to pay his medical bills if its unhealthy and if he is comfortable with his weight then who cares.

      March 14, 2011 at 8:02 pm | Report abuse |
  132. tankrothchild

    A 8.9 earthquake, monstrous tsunami, unprecedented nuclear tragedy, middle east in complete disarray, america completely broke, all this still can't push Charlie Sheen from the front page. This guy really is winning.

    March 14, 2011 at 12:18 pm | Report abuse |
    • Josh

      I view it as America and the world losing.

      March 14, 2011 at 12:23 pm | Report abuse |
    • sue

      No, he is NOT Winning at all. It is smart they put a little humor on the front page with all the horrific news. It gives the readers a break from all the horrible stories and reminds us of SOME humor still going on, among the bad. Charlie IS a loser, big time.

      March 14, 2011 at 1:39 pm | Report abuse |
    • tankrothchild

      @sue: Or, he is winning. Staying relevant. Getting paid for countless interviews. Winning his lawsuit. Making more money then most of us. Is the only person being talked about in hollywood. Will have a new show for fall. Live show soldout in minutes. I'm just waiting to hear the insane amount of cheers when he shows up as host of SNL.

      March 14, 2011 at 2:05 pm | Report abuse |
    • Denizen Kate

      I think for most of us, Charlie is a welcome diversion from all the bad news of wars, famines, earthquakes, floods, tsunamis and the like. Reading "Charlie" news is like taking a coffee break.

      March 14, 2011 at 3:35 pm | Report abuse |
  133. ittybutt

    @sam9999: James Joyce. read a book.

    March 14, 2011 at 12:07 pm | Report abuse |
  134. sam9999

    " near-Joycean "??

    March 14, 2011 at 11:56 am | Report abuse |
    • WarrenE

      James Joyce. Stream of consciousness. Like the ramblings Sheen does on a nightly basis on his "Webcast."

      March 14, 2011 at 1:53 pm | Report abuse |
  135. Mike

    Alec Baldwin is a fine actor. Haven't always appreciated his politics. But, in this case he speaks wisely. Although, I believe it's way past the point where Charlie will be allowed back on the show. Maybe, if Charlie can reach a point of clarity, he will dump the hangers-on, and reach out for help from trustworth sources. Right now, I fear he is being brainwashed and manipulated by those around him who, unlike Charlie, are talentless, greedy, drug addled losers. I've met their type before, and they don't let go of their prey very easily.

    March 14, 2011 at 11:54 am | Report abuse |
    • Really?

      I so agree with that. I know exactly what you are talking about. Once you are in that lifestyle, you are trapped there by the people around you. They tell you whatever they have to to keep you there. Truth is, I think Charlie might be a little bit scared of getting sober. I think he has probably forgotten what life was like without the dope. I really pity him and pray he gets help. He is in a scary place.

      March 14, 2011 at 12:28 pm | Report abuse |
  136. I used to smoke cigars now I smoke old men

    I would love to go on a camping trip with Alec. Two men alone in the woods and getting back to nature...Yummy!

    March 14, 2011 at 11:43 am | Report abuse |
  137. mejazzbo

    You are better off on your own, Charlie. The Baldwin boys will do anything to get their names in the press. You've got America snowed and we're wallowing in it.

    March 14, 2011 at 11:25 am | Report abuse |
  138. spiker715

    The only part of what Alec had to say that I don't agree with is that no actor is greater than the show itself when the show is a hit. That might be the mindset of the execs however, without Charlie, the show will tank. They can kiss it and all of the millions is makes, goodbye!

    March 14, 2011 at 11:19 am | Report abuse |
    • T3chsupport

      They already have some other very successful shows still running. I'm sure they'll come up with something.

      March 14, 2011 at 6:08 pm | Report abuse |
  139. Sailor

    What Alec doesn't realize is that Charlie is setting himself up to become a radio shock jock. He'll probably make a bankload there if he plays his cards right.

    March 14, 2011 at 11:19 am | Report abuse |
    • Denizen Kate

      Yes, because what we really need is another fanatical, crazed lunatic on the radio. Don't we have enough "shock jocks" already?

      March 14, 2011 at 3:28 pm | Report abuse |
  140. MIGUEL

    alec gives some advice - charlie your $$$ will run out sooner or later so sober up and return back to show !

    March 14, 2011 at 11:08 am | Report abuse |
  141. kcusick

    Why is everyone paying attention to Charlie Sheen? Because he is so entertaining? See why in “A Day in the Life of Charlie Sheen” on The Loop Now.

    March 14, 2011 at 11:08 am | Report abuse |
  142. David

    All you idiots are wrong! Sheen is being influenced by space aliens. They obviously have done some anal probing..Just look at Charlie's eyes....

    March 14, 2011 at 11:00 am | Report abuse |
  143. Tony Oberkirch

    Didn't Alec Baldwin promise to move out o ot hte country if George Bush was elected in 2000? What is he still doing here? Why is he saying anything if you can't believe a damn word he says. No credibility, none at all. Maybe Charlie Sheen could buy Baldwin a one way ticket to somewhere else.

    March 14, 2011 at 10:53 am | Report abuse |
    • street smart

      So because Baldwin didnt move out of the country Sheen should stay addicted to drugs and beat up women? You sound like your the one thats on drugs

      March 14, 2011 at 11:24 am | Report abuse |
    • Richard

      That's easy he was....ACTING!

      March 14, 2011 at 3:10 pm | Report abuse |
    • Jules

      Politians are not held to their word why should and Actor!?!?

      March 14, 2011 at 5:18 pm | Report abuse |
    • Michael Wong

      Alex Baldwin said he would leave the country if George W. Bush was elected in 2000? Well, maybe you should keep in mind that George W. Bush was NOT really elected in 2000. His Daddy bought him the presidency, but more people voted for Gore.

      Your system is so monumentally screwed up that it's actually possible to lose the vote and win the presidency. If this had happened in any other country you Americans would all be pointing and laughing and saying "sham democracy".

      March 15, 2011 at 9:37 am | Report abuse |
    • mobrule

      it's called the electoral college and is there so politicians don't just pander to urban centers with all the voters living there. get over it.

      March 15, 2011 at 9:54 am | Report abuse |
    • Ann

      Wrong brother. It wasn't Alec and Bush. Steven Baldwin threatened to move to Canada if Obama was elected.

      March 15, 2011 at 10:50 am | Report abuse |
  144. killuminati

    Illuminati puppets would want Charlie to go to the 12 step program. Especially since it teaches you are your own victim and will power doesn't exist, also it will also keep people thinking that Mr. Sheen is nuts for saying that 9/11 was an inside job. He's probaly a victim of MK ULTRA mind control, which looks like drug induced psychosis to a psychiatrists. This is a smear campaign since he torpedoes 9/11 truth. What Charlie needs to do is stay sober, stay out of public view and change peoples' opinions about him immediately, he needs to realize that he is a victim mind control, that explains the rants about tiger blood and being a rock star from mars. The MK ULTRA project commanded by H.A.A.R.P. is the reason for all the paranoia also, the global elite wants to make Mr. Sheen destroy himself. People need to see others don't need the 12 step program and Charlie has the chance to show will power can exist and Bill White was a lying douchbag. If you work in enertainment, the media or politics and your not being used by masonic lodges, you to can become a victim. Not all freemasons know what they are apart of, until they earn the 33rd degree, by then they are so brainwashed it won't matter to them when they learn the truth. It's not just BBQ's and gatherings at masonic lodges either like some of the members think. The maiterya is coming and don't listen to him that a New World Order is needed.

    March 14, 2011 at 10:51 am | Report abuse |
    • Ron G

      Is that you Randy Quaid?

      March 14, 2011 at 11:08 am | Report abuse |
    • Josh

      Ummm....Are you serious?

      March 14, 2011 at 11:20 am | Report abuse |
    • Hamish

      Clearly the only limit to your gullibility is your imagination, something you and Charlie Sheen seem to have in common.

      You can't convince me that 9/11, mind control, the Masons, and all the other things you mentioned are related when you cannot consistently use simple words like "you're" and "too" correctly. If you cannot handle simple rules of grammar and spelling, how do you really imagine the complexity of the conspiracy theory you suggest really works?

      March 14, 2011 at 11:29 am | Report abuse |
    • sam999

      Ted? Ted KacZynski?

      March 14, 2011 at 11:55 am | Report abuse |
    • what?? sound as insane as Charlie is right now. Run, don't walk, to a psychiatrist. People are putting up with Charlie because he is rich and famous. You will not fare as well, they'll just call you crazy!

      March 14, 2011 at 12:17 pm | Report abuse |
    • shantilly

      I don't think its that complicated, dude... he's just a druggie that got a little carried away and forgot to go to sleep for several days.

      I don't think the "co-conspirators" made him talking about disappearing rabbits and magicians... thats all him.

      March 14, 2011 at 12:28 pm | Report abuse |
    • Geoz

      You remind me a lot of Charlie, except for the money and good looks and sense of humor. But all the crazy... you've got that part down cold.

      March 14, 2011 at 2:23 pm | Report abuse |
    • elvis

      "Bill White"? Jeez....dude, you are ALREADY a victim, not by any 'global elite' but by your own paranoia and sputtering resentment. People like you are 'supporting' Sheen to an early grave.

      March 14, 2011 at 2:56 pm | Report abuse |
    • angel

      Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha....LOL. I think it is Ted. I need an afternoon pick me up.

      March 14, 2011 at 3:21 pm | Report abuse |
    • LiveFreemasonOrDie

      Damn! Our plot is now out in the open. Time to go back to the drawing board for tomorrow night, Pinky.

      March 14, 2011 at 3:23 pm | Report abuse |
    • Denizen Kate

      Refasten that tin foil hat; you're leaking much-needed brain cells.

      March 14, 2011 at 3:24 pm | Report abuse |
    • LightenUp

      That's what she said...

      March 14, 2011 at 4:49 pm | Report abuse |
    • T3chsupport

      And besides, who doesn't know that the Baldwins are all Reptilians?

      March 14, 2011 at 6:04 pm | Report abuse |
    • Michael

      Wow. Stunning. Stupidity. Matched. Only. By. Charlie.

      March 14, 2011 at 6:36 pm | Report abuse |
    • Thomas

      Have you made your application to Coast To Coast AM for a hosting job? It sounds like a perfect fit for you.

      March 14, 2011 at 8:55 pm | Report abuse |
    • greenbeam

      @killuminati–what state do you live in . . . just interested, because I want to move to the opposite coast of wherever you are . . . .

      March 14, 2011 at 11:49 pm | Report abuse |
    • You are an idiot because

      you wrote the above. LOL!

      March 15, 2011 at 3:08 am | Report abuse |
    • Kathy

      Seriously?!! Really, seriously?

      March 15, 2011 at 9:34 am | Report abuse |
  145. drdrew

    Leave charlie alone! He's audtioning for his new show, Celebrity Rehab .

    March 14, 2011 at 10:50 am | Report abuse |
  146. MAX


    March 14, 2011 at 10:37 am | Report abuse |
    • Really?

      At least Alec isn't an embarassment to his entire family!

      March 14, 2011 at 12:22 pm | Report abuse |
    • Sunnysout

      Really, Baldwin is a train wreck? I guess he is if by that you mean laughing all the way to the bank. I think his is as good of advice as anyone can give. Get help, you can't win and beg for your job back.

      March 14, 2011 at 1:48 pm | Report abuse |
  147. The Other Baldwin Brothers

    Oh Charlie, don't listen to that blowhard. We wanna hang out with you, man! Can you get us "dates"? We'll bring the beer!

    March 14, 2011 at 10:21 am | Report abuse |
  148. Fred Garvin

    From what I understand A Baldwin is often referred to at "The Human Tripod".

    March 14, 2011 at 10:21 am | Report abuse |
  149. LL

    I thought I loved Alec Baldwin before; now I KNOW I love him.

    March 14, 2011 at 10:08 am | Report abuse |
    • LL

      I changed my mind, I hate him.

      March 14, 2011 at 3:45 pm | Report abuse |
    • Hollywood Reporter

      No One would no the difference if Baldwin was the 6th member of these phoney group.

      March 14, 2011 at 6:20 pm | Report abuse |
    • chele

      I love him too. Loved him on his SNL appearances, too.

      March 15, 2011 at 1:35 am | Report abuse |
    • mobrule

      1st baldwin's a liar, he siad he'd leave the country if bush was elected.

      2nd he isn't worthy to be in the presence of a man with tiger blood and adonis dna.

      March 15, 2011 at 9:38 am | Report abuse |
    • Patrick

      This is great. I was waiting for one of these celebs to step up and tell this moron Sheen how it is. He's a degenerate loser. Now i just hope Charlie says something stupid to Alec so Alec can smack the snot out of him. Charlie Sheen will be dead this year. Remember, you heard it here first.

      March 15, 2011 at 10:17 am | Report abuse |
    • kd

      I admire Charlie Sheen and his father. I pray for Charlie to wake up and not be carried off by six. Charlie is a great actor and has an awesome personality. Don't go off the Train like a Crazy & peace. 🙂

      March 15, 2011 at 2:43 pm | Report abuse |

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