March 4th, 2011
05:08 PM ET
JWoww a leading cause of (computer) virusesAccording to Fast Company, searching “Jenni JWoww” is dangerous to your operating system. An annual security report by Barracuda Labs found that the “Jersey Shore” reality star was the No. 2 search term leading to malware infections. Apparently fans of Ms. Woww are willing to install a few browser add-ons in order to add her to their photo collections. Also falling victim are those searching for “NFL,” “music video,” “Costco” and “Abbey Road.” Our advice? Use protection.
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I iz gonna pump some dudes. I am da mystery fruit! My ? means – am I gay? Am I a freak? Yes yes yes!!!!
Cmon she must have transmitted something to someone previosly, this cant be the first "vius" she or anyone else on that show has had to deal with
Some of you need to get off your judgmental high horse. If you actually watched the show, you would know she only "hooked up" with her boyfriends. I know it's "reality" TV, but she seems like a caring, down to earth, cool girl. If I wasn't married, I would be proud to go out with her (I'm not a Guido Juicehead Gorilla so she probably wouldn't like me but...)
Do your dirt in da real world!! That is what I found slingin from my ding-dong after rockin' the hershey highway. Der was one dude that said wow!! I never saw a dude that small – fully extended?? A toothpick-maybe 2. Whaaaaat?? I once hooked up with a girl named Jane. She was as big as a cow and pretty lame. Her folds trapped moldy food and the stench was sooo rude....I just had to switch sides for Team Dude! Now I am stoked and ready to pump, pump, pump. C'mon on out boys and plaaaaayyyy -signed, I wish I was BIG andy
JWOW is sort of overstating it a bit.
It's more like A-COW .
J ho .
Hey ya'll. I am looking for a boyfriend. I accept applications from dudes between 5'1" and 5'6" and only ones 250+ lbs need apply. I love walks on starlight nights, romps in a rose garden, hanging out with my friend Ben....Ben Dover! Let's rock this town. Send me your stats and we will be bumpin and pumpin in no time!! -sincerely, andy little man complex
I want to make up for my small stature by calling myself Big Andy, while my miniature chubby frame doesn't even allow me to see my wang. A 2" dong is no way to go through life....and Extenze only added 1.3cm. This sucks but I did get a chubby chaser(yeah she was 300+) into bed once by stuffing my jeans with paper towels. See ya!! -signed tiny andy
Sung to the tune of Twisted Sister: "We wanna rock. We wanna slam! We wanna jam! We want TO ROCK.... you in the poop shoot. Our takes our lame! We have no game! Our spoo is flyin'....and I aint lyin'....when I tell you....I wanna rock(my boyfriend in bed all night long and ride his schlong....that tiny dong....it is so wrong). I wanna ROCK!
This article is completely incoherent.
Hackers- Sad little cowards. Do your dirt in the real world chumps.
We wanna ram Justin Bieber in da pooper. We iz da gayest freaks around. Hot carls, cleveland steamers, ripe golden showers...come plug our holes! We wanna bend over for u gay boyz!! We suk it all and love da goo!!!
I love boys. I love to get rammed in da poop shoot. All of my previous posts were just plain wacky fun! Just travel the hershey highway with me. We can do some serious butt slammin'. If u want to ride my disco stick, u saw my contact info above. Rock it!!
I am sorry but i like c. sheen that dose not mean he is perfect nor dose that mean i think he always makes the best choises with his life but he did get everyones attention and and keep it
Wow the sad thing is i just sat here and read all of this and yes he did put his number out there
Why does it not surprise me that fans of Jersey Shore are not intelligent enough to own a Mac. Mac's don't get viruses.
Gee, I thought "Snooki" would be more dangerous...
I just let a stinker. Shooooo did it stink. : ]
It's a sad day when a show based on totally selfish and immoral behavior can be profitable. Remember when you got airtime for doing good things?
Jersey Shore is the WORST show that is, ever been or ever will be difiling the airwaves. Can't wait til the last season!
I know I'm going to heaven, cause I haven't watch not even one second of "Jersey Sucks"
I found a virus on my system the other day. I checked for system config and it said, "Windows XP Professional." I panicked.
Every time my dog hicks his leg on a tree I refer to it as JWowing. And every time he pops a squat I refer to what's left behind as a pile of Snookie.
Hackers know that if your dumb enough to search for JWoww or other losers, that you will pretty much click on anything and load their little suprises(malware) 🙁 Idiots online=hackers best friend 🙂
ya mon look at the photo. both look like botex babies and nasty with std's.. we know sitch gave ronnie the aanal bleeding.. ronnie is a greasy midget. at least they put midgets on tv and don't make a big deal out of its handy capp.
I need a big gay n!gger to pound my poop shoot all night with his big black meat stick. My role model is Michael Jackson....not the music part, but as a mentor to little boys. I want to be just like him...right down to the jesus juice and the adult alarm.
Heeheeeee!
God Bless America.
That dude is right why do all the media go directly too tha bad rich ppl? Not saying all rich ppl are bad but Michael Jackson got a lot of fame after his death while their was some dude who like saved a ton of lives on a airplane that no one knew about but here we go adoring thiss person whateverr
eeee jershey whatever sucksss!
Adios you miserable creeps and GOD BLESS ALL RIGHTEOUS SOULS. The end of that wide world blog.
@mentalRay: "evening the playing field." Your word choice was inarticulate. Leveling would have been the appropiate word conveying your intent. You have watched too much MTV. Jersey Shore a program as sick and pathetic as C. Sheen's delusions. Toxic Waste.
Your schemes will backfire on you pal..
Did you know n!ggers are good at buying crack with food stamps.
I LIKE BIG BLACK GAYJIGGABOO DIX SLAMMING MY POOP SHOOT. I LOVE TO SUCK ON TWO N!GGER DIX AT ONE TIME.
OMG2 Low and Behold. Call me back friend.be discreat. HOUR LOVE ONE HOUR LOVE.Please decifer precisely. Only time to speachlessly proceed.
Id bust.....
Hi this is abraham. A penny for your thoughts.
I called Antonio and he was all like call me back- you're breakin up. and i was all...omg... i hate nextel.
Can you feel the anti virus avenging viper on your butt cheeks ?
God bless the wine press of god and god bless the wine press of God. I AM whom i am.
Charlie Sheen 47, is all over the news because he's a celebrity drug addict. While Andrew Wilfahrt 31, Brian Tabada 21, Rudolph Hizon 22, Chauncy Mays 25 are all soldiers who gave their lives this week with no media mention. Honor THEM by re-posting this status please... God Bless Our Troops!
Your schemes are not supported.Never was Never will be. You bunch of imbacils ,you are nothing but gross vanity.Take that to the opera!
Everyone should call that number and tell the guy not to post his number
I eat mucus
Did someone seriously just put their phone number on a blog post?! How stupid do you have to be?
ALTHOUGH THEY ARE KNOWN FOR SPREADING VIRUSES, N!GGERS ARE ALSO VERY GOOD AT SMOKING CRACK AND ROBBING PEOPLE.
"Jersey Shore"? Didn't that disappear with the Neanderthals?
I am the source of all viruses. I got infected when Nicole and I scored some crack from aJiggaboo a few years ago while on vacation in Africa.
That's hot.
I thought the leading causes of viruses was... well... viruses.
Costco? Sounds like WalMart's been up to some no-good tricks.
Less dangerous than the real Jwoww. The real one can give you herpes.
Wowwww, people are stupid
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The leading cause of viruses are THE DAMNED DEVILS/SCIENTISTS LIKE THE AZZ WHO THE FBI CLAIMS KILLED HIMSELF (HE DIDNT-HE CHANGED HIS NAME FOR HIS PROTECTION, THEN MOVED UNDER GOV PROTECTION) AFTER HE CREATED THE AMTHRAX FOR THEM. HE (AND THE GOVERNMENT) ALSO CREATED THE AIDS VIRUSP AND MANY DEADLY VACCINES).
Your tinfoil hat is a little crooked. You might want to adjust it, the FBI can read your thoughts.
Wow. Paranoid and/or delusional much? =-/
I didn't know Jared Loughner had a sister....
All of you, GET A LIFE!
Yeah, and thats why you're here commenting on the commenters. Nice try, Jwoww.
The reason for this is because people interested in searching for those terms are notoriously stupid and more likely to fall for whatever trick is used to install the malware. Then once installed they're too stupid to know they've been duped and too stupid to figure out how to remove it even if they do clue in.
I'm sure "WWE" is right uip at the top of the list too. Although perhaps that's to dumb to even operate a computer?
Hey, nice double posting there. What's that you're saying about people who are too dumb to operate a computer?
The reason for this is because people interested in searching for those terms are notoriously stupid and more likely to fall for whatever trick is used to install the malware. Then once installed they're too stupid to know they've been duped and too stupid to figure out how to remove it even if they do clue in.
I'm sure "WWE" is right up at the top of the list too. Although perhaps that's to dumb to even operate a computer?
She looks eerily like Spotswood from Team America. Perhaps she is his daughter?
My weiner is a cybernetic organism: living tissue over a metal skeleton.
Its acutally a girl named Summer from Michelles escorts that's infected
This woman has the face of a trainwreck and the 'sun tan' of yellow vomit....and just lmao-wow at the goofball, uber kewl dip-wad behind her in this pic....
Really people, this is what you eviscerate your brain on?
Oooo, "eviscerate." I just came.
She is an UGLY woman.
now what's REALLY funny is how many stupid people went and searched JWoww on google, after reading this, just to see if their computer would get a virus from what they found.
^0o^
Another misleading article. I thought a new strain called jwoww had been propagating. I don't watch trash tv; I have never heard of this woman, and I wish the pleasure had been postponed indefinitely.
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CNN bombards me with advertising so I'm just evening the playing field
Finally a selective computer virus that will only affect morons!
^ WIN!!! =D
Watch out–incoming! It's a grenade!
JWoWW's favorite commercial:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3xDYqioy6U
I just let a stinker & felt better. Butt it stinks. : ]
JERSEY SHORE SUCKS. CHANGE THE CHANNEL BEFORE YOUR BRAIN MELTS!
Nothing to hide from but you are hiding behind your computer. Go out & do something productive. =)
How do you like that for your world wide blog?
Hi! Thought U'd appreciate knowing this regarding accessing these viral sites! Tell ur friends! Hope U are slept out soon! I LOVE U, my son! Momma D. XO
To all whom did not recieve the message of appocolips and because the vile that you speak comes from your own hearts, it is only fair to advise you that you bring uponto yourself,your own demise.PS NOTHING TO HIDE.
You people are so mean, including CNN! And Antonio Velasquez, Jr is probably a pedophile, creeper, or just weirdo. Giving out your phone number & email address on a worldwide blog? Who does that?????
WARNING
I wouldn't touch her with your D, but I'd still blast her face with hot man-chowder.
avscepter@yahoo.com.
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You are wheellie cwazy, please say that is not your actual phone #.
No it doesn't, actually.
On the other hand mrs.41D your source of inspiration has a lower case g,It just might be the case that we have nothing in comon.
Sounds like there might be a 41.D size and an extremely narrow mind.In case you do not have the necessary ear mrs. 41.D,I said "appocolips" not Apocolypse. We can mutually continue to relate.
sucks to be a fan. I am glad I stay away from MTV.
No, it doesn't actually.
Yes it does.
Are you joking with me???? Is she a he???Thats one fugly thing of a woman if she is a woman we need to goose her or him toy verify
did u see how jealous the sitch was when sammy came back.. more evidence he is a mo.. and grease ball ronnie had a reason for that proctolgist visit
Apocolypse? oh god your one of those...
Worst looking than forty year old leather seats? Must be the sun rays shining on her face.It will only happen to those whom are spiritually of the darkness.May heaven forbid as soon as pre prophetically possible.
Well I'm not surprised she comes with a virus... Always use protection.
What's a Jwowowow?
SOMETHING YOU NEED PENICILLIN TO GET RID OF
JWow = bow-wow. Woof!
Have. No comment I think u guys took care of that Already. Thanks. Anyway have a great. One peace
Hear ye,hear ye. Do good deeds and fair well.
Is anyone in the buisiness venture of getting peaple sick ? if so then you must or will be very sick. Let us all leave well enough alone. For humanities sake, we will all save our planet and prevent the appocolips application now and forever.
^ I think you're referring to Amanda Knox (aka "Foxy Knoxy"), the college student who has been accused of murdering her roommate in Italy.
Does Sam's Club have Valtrex in bulk?
honestly, She looks like a guy.
and definately more attractive than some of the girls the guys brought home lol
I think she's more attractive than the other girls...aside from Sammy(without so much makeup)
I'm sure she is the cause of alot of nasty viruses.
I only say this because she will never see this but she's really not that good looking. I think too many people mistake style and makeup for actual good looks.
I was thinking the same thing! She looks old and mean never mind Orange.....
Including cheefsfury's parts.
So...since this is a story about her, are we going to get a virus? lol
For once the Kartrashians arent on the list...
Whatever happens JWow has never dated that piece of sh@[ Charlie Sheen. No way she is as disgusting as his skaaanks.
Yeah baby. ChalieSheens hoos still are the skaankkiest of all. Themn so called goddesses are the naasttiest traashhiest walking stdz on the face of the earth. Total traaashh.
Wow; your grammar leaves me speechless... =-O
I wash my hands everytime I use my laptop to access the internet. However, the hotties I meet from online sites assure me that they are clean. Am I too paranoid with my laptop?
LOL
I have 10 Navy friends, and they all said they banged her.
Then I guess all 10 of your Navy buddies need to get their a$$es down to the Infirmary to get STD panels done... ASAP!
Your friends are all liars bro, lol they wish.
@big will,
No. Nobody actually wishes that on themselves. It's like asking for a disease...
Come on did they have to make it that easy?
I see what they did there.
Costco? Really? How about Walmart?
Who?
That was MY first thought, the computer virus thing got my attention.
Wow.w. NEXT!
Jersey Shore.. Is that a show?
Unfortunately...
If you do search on Jwow, you deserve to get an infection. -Art
Um...didn't you click on and reada story that ONLY mentioned J Woww in the headline? Not exactly like you are "above it all"
.....and you want to be my latex salesman..
Charlies girls are std factories !
Charlie sure does have a taste for sloppy seconds from the adult entertainment industry – eewwww. Sticky.
I STILL BET CHARLIE SHEENS GODDESSES HAVE MORE VIRUSES.
it really is Superhiro. normally i would try to think up something mean to say. with this blog it just doesnt seem right. :I
This feels too easy to make a snarky comment about, so I'll refrain :\
Harharhar... verry crever, roundeye.
I could totally make a joke relating to the metaphorical irony of the situation, but I won't....
🙂
I've heard they leave for Italy in April for the new season of this worthless group and show.Lets hope each and every one of them go the same route as Foxey Roxey.
I could totally make a joke relating to the metaphorical irony of the situation, but I won't
I think you're referring to Amanda Knox (aka "Foxy Knoxy"), the American college student who was studying abroad; she's been accused of murdering her roommate in Perugia, Italy.
FIne, then I'll say it. The gal is a walking, talking STD.