Snooki: I'm not like Lindsay Lohan
September 10th, 2010
12:26 PM ET

Snooki: I'm not like Lindsay Lohan

Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi didn't dispute Judge Damian G. Murray's claims that she's  "rude, profane, obnoxious, and self-indulgent" when she spoke with People magazine, but she did beg to differ on that Lindsay Lohan comparison.

The 22-year-old "Jersey Shore" star - who pleaded guilty in court Wednesday to annoying Seaside Heights, New Jersey, beachgoers with her drunken hijinks - said she took offense to Judge Murray referring to her as a "Lindsay Lohan wannabe."

"I never drank and drove, I don't do drugs – I do nothing that Lindsay does, so it was definitely a little overboard," said the pint-sized Polizzi, who was fined $500 and ordered to perform community service because of her July 30 public intoxication arrest. (She already received credit for caring for zoo animals last Sunday.)

Still, Snooki - who has promised to cut down on her partying - is grateful that she didn't end up with a more serious sentence.

"I'm just really happy that it's over and that the criminal charge was dismissed," she said, "because that was just insane."

soundoff (34 Responses)
  1. sm753

    Yeah you're worse than Lindsay Lohan – at least Lohan at some point was a talented actress. Snooki is just a talentless waste of space. I really hate how in this country you can be rich and famous for being a complete and utter failure in life.

    September 28, 2010 at 4:18 pm | Report abuse |
  2. donnaa

    What about Paris H.???

    September 24, 2010 at 2:08 am | Report abuse |
  3. donnaa

    Snookie and Lindsey should get together and do the Thelma & Louise move, get in a car drink and drive right into the Grand Canyon. The End of both.

    September 24, 2010 at 2:04 am | Report abuse |
  4. Crack Serial Keygen

    Hey guy, I'm impressed with the quality of this post

    September 12, 2010 at 3:27 am | Report abuse |
  5. Porker Face

    What a sad girl. This Snooki character is without style or class. She is in the gutter on her knees giving anyone who has a thin dime a bj.

    September 11, 2010 at 7:26 pm | Report abuse |
  6. insatiable

    i dont watch the show and wouldnt watch it who cares there all fake snooki is to

    September 11, 2010 at 4:16 pm | Report abuse |
  7. Kathy

    She's not latina.. Shes Italian

    September 11, 2010 at 11:51 am | Report abuse |
  8. Frank

    Oh, she's a Latina. Never mind.

    September 10, 2010 at 11:25 pm | Report abuse |
  9. Frank

    Wait, she's white? I didn't know that. :/

    September 10, 2010 at 9:04 pm | Report abuse |
  10. Marty

    Snooki looks like a poo nugget.

    September 10, 2010 at 6:18 pm | Report abuse |
  11. Chris

    At least Lindsay is a decent actress who can sing. Snooki hasn't shown any talent other than her ability to drink too much, sleep around, and glow orange. I have no idea why anyone from this show is famous.

    September 10, 2010 at 5:47 pm | Report abuse |
  12. kat

    Make them both go away!

    September 10, 2010 at 5:43 pm | Report abuse |
  13. Lauren

    I think Snooki may have missed the point that the judge was trying to make: she was acting like Lohan by getting plastered and creating a scene in public...And perhaps this was a good thing for Nicole to go through...Because all they do on the "Jersey Shore" is get drunk and stupid...It helps to get a glimpse of what happens when you act like a Lohan wannabe: you wind up in court!!

    September 10, 2010 at 4:19 pm | Report abuse |
  14. Manie

    Don't know you from a hill of beans, but it is encouraging to see that you are not interested in turning out like Lindsay. Now, FOLLOW THROUGH on getting your $#i+ together. Stay off the path of self-destruction. Go to school, honey.

    September 10, 2010 at 4:02 pm | Report abuse |
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    September 10, 2010 at 3:30 pm | Report abuse |
    • JMC

      My thoughts exactly LOL "Who"? Don't know anything about her and don't want to 🙂

      September 11, 2010 at 9:54 pm | Report abuse |
  16. Tom, Long Beach, California

    enough of this talentless oompa loompa troll and her pathetic friends...s.end the boys to clifornia so we can kick there a$$es out of Hollywood for good

    September 10, 2010 at 3:29 pm | Report abuse |
  17. Laura

    If you do not want to be compared to another drunk - then don't get drunk !!!...especially in public.....move on

    September 10, 2010 at 3:26 pm | Report abuse |
  18. V

    She is not orange... she is tan!!!!

    September 10, 2010 at 3:12 pm | Report abuse |
  19. NewYork Guy

    Careless, stupid, juvenile behavior – yup, I see the similarities: however, I must point out that physical, Lindsay is white and Snooki is orange. In this respect, they are nothing alike.

    September 10, 2010 at 2:56 pm | Report abuse |
  20. Katie B

    MikeB is a hater!!! Love to see what he looks like..

    September 10, 2010 at 2:49 pm | Report abuse |
  21. jack

    Funny story about LIndsay Lohan at

    September 10, 2010 at 2:10 pm | Report abuse |
  22. Raving Lunatic

    She's doing me and 6 of my buddies tonight at the Best Western, room 140. Stop by and take a turn.

    September 10, 2010 at 1:32 pm | Report abuse |
  23. Lee

    Im so happy that she came out and said thiss bc I feel that the comment was idiotic...Lindsay Lohan is a threat to civilians.. drinking and doing cocaine and getting behind a wheel.. Snookie was drunk on the beach.. and btw 4those who dont know law enforcement is extra strict in jersey shore.. a friend of mine had to go to court n pay a fine for noise pollution for having his volume on his car half way up! I go to coney island beach mostly and u should see some of the crackheads there.. chances r she wouldnt have been arrested anywhere else and if she was an ordinary person

    September 10, 2010 at 1:31 pm | Report abuse |
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    September 10, 2010 at 1:23 pm | Report abuse |
  25. Kevin A

    this white trash is nothing like a "real" Jersey Girl- she has zero class and a true Jersey Shore girl would not be walking around with that fake tan. Damn she is ugly

    September 10, 2010 at 1:21 pm | Report abuse |
  26. MikeB

    Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, Snooki.

    September 10, 2010 at 12:45 pm | Report abuse |
    • Frank the Tank

      lol Mrs. Snooki... zero point're out, you're threw, expelled from Jersey Shore!

      September 11, 2010 at 12:49 pm | Report abuse |
  27. boocat

    She's worse than Lohan..another no talent slag.

    September 10, 2010 at 12:37 pm | Report abuse |

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