'Jersey Shore': Defying the laws of physics
August 13th, 2010
02:51 PM ET

'Jersey Shore': Defying the laws of physics

You can’t slap Pauly D across the face three times and get away with it … unless you later admit to Snooki and JWoww that you did, in fact, talk smack about them - and their gorillas - to a "Jay 420" one night on Staten Island.

Last night’s episode of “Jersey Shore” picked up right where the last one left off. After returning home from the club, Angelina slapped Pauly D – not hard enough to tousle his perfectly gelled hair, but still.

When she woke up the next morning, she had no recollection of the previous night’s events and couldn’t understand why everyone was giving her the cold shoulder. Of course, the fact that nobody really liked her to begin with also played a role in her silent treatment.

That afternoon, Vinny, Ronnie and JWoww began their first day of work at the gelato shop. Vinny was in high spirits because “chicks love ice cream.” JWoww, however, complained that her T-shirt suffocated “the girls.” Oh, and she wasn’t allowed to wear her bedazzled trucker hat.

After his first shift, Vinny decided to head to the hood for a haircut – more specifically, a tape-up and a fade.

Finally, time to hit the clubs.

Snooki, rocking a leopard print dress and a poof circa season one, was ready for a night out on the town. JWoww was too, even though, according to Vinny, she forgot to put on a shirt. Is there ever a point at which the phrase “if you’ve got it, flaunt it” should not be invoked?

Vinny doesn’t think so. “Albert Einstein should come back and rewrite his laws of physics, and rework them around Jenni’s [breasts],” he says.

At the bar, Snooki feels bad for Angelina, who spent the better part of the night sitting alone in the corner. She explains that if Angelina would just admit to talking trash behind her back, all would be forgiven.

“Whatever you think I said, I probably said it,” Angelina admits. Nice.

Here’s a shocker: Ronnie and Sammi get into a fight at the bar and she leaves crying. Ronnie, on the other hand, stays to creep.

Best part of the episode: Snooki and Vinny get home and take a seat on the beanbag. Snooki calls her boyfriend Emilio, but she has trouble forming sentences due to the severity of her hiccups. Long story short – Vinny and Snooki get in bed together, where they may or may not have done “the unthinkable,” as Vinny calls it.

The next night it’s time for some MVP – Mike, Vinny and Pauly. (Poor Ronnie. It’s not his fault his name doesn’t begin with an S, or some other letter that could possibly be incorporated into that acronym.)

The guys ditch Angelina, go out to the clubs and return home with some… grenades.

What did you think of last night’s episode?

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  1. Gorilla Juicehead

    Just a short break from the 'debate' these are funny as hell. http://www.squidoo.com/t-shirt-time

    October 4, 2010 at 8:10 pm | Report abuse |
  2. D

    choke on it VPIMW if u dont like it, dont watch it

    August 22, 2010 at 6:20 pm | Report abuse |
  3. VPIMW

    Nothing about the show, but saw that piece on the thing they call "Snookie" The no talent fat girl who thinks she is an actress! My friend had a dog named "Snookie" and this dog had more talent then she does so please don't insult my friends dog. How does this girl think she can thumb her nose at the court system? They should put her in an orange jump suit and let her pick up trash along the NJ Turnpike! It is bad enough that major stars can get a way with this type of behavior, but this thing? Then she claims she is to pretty to be in jail! She would probably be the only virgin in the womans prison. You know, I used to like mini shirts until I saw this Thunder Thighs in one! The terrible part of this is she will end being a "hasbeen", like all those fat kid stars, when she should be a "never was"

    I have never wasted my time on things like this but I was so appalled by this that I thought, just once, I am going to say something!

    August 19, 2010 at 12:23 pm | Report abuse |
  4. D

    I would take any of their places-this episode was funny as hell.

    August 15, 2010 at 10:06 pm | Report abuse |
  5. Erik12874

    That is the most ridiculous show that pains NJ in a bad light. I am from that area. The people in that show are nothing but stuck up little punks and Ho-s. It's quite pitiful that anyone gets enjoyment out of watching it. What has our society become!? Peace.

    August 15, 2010 at 10:10 am | Report abuse |
  6. MrsVinnysLastName

    Haha iLoveee jersey shore my favorite part was when snooki calls emilio & says "iHave the hiccups" she sounded sooo cute hehehe xD iWanted to tickle her

    August 14, 2010 at 4:38 pm | Report abuse |
  7. Samantha

    At first, I wasn't even remotely interested in Jersey Shore. Oh great, another reality show, big deal! What haven't I seen before? But I agree with RTS: it's hilarious and just pure retarded, mindless, and sheer entertainment for me personally. They are a bunch of 20 somethings having fun....take it for what it is! And if you do take it, don't take it too seriously. Then you would be missing the point....and I was born and raised in NJ and have lived here for 36 years. It's NOT an accurate portrayal of NJ residents at all, but it's still fun....

    August 14, 2010 at 12:37 pm | Report abuse |
  8. RTS

    Whoops. Replace "bogong" with "nothing.". Whatever. I enjoy it for what it is.

    August 14, 2010 at 10:13 am | Report abuse |
  9. RTS

    I got suckered into watching this show out of sheer curiosity. I won't comment as to the intelligence of this show or it's viewers. Suffice to say it's like candy pure and simple – bogong about it is good for you but enjoyable nonetheless.

    August 14, 2010 at 10:11 am | Report abuse |
  10. jollyjam1

    I think that CNN is really stooping to a new low in reviewing this show. I cannot believe that people waste their time watching it but then again people do a lot of stupid things. I wasted my time reading the review after all.

    August 14, 2010 at 8:40 am | Report abuse |
    • Dee

      And then you wasted eve more time replying to a blog about it... kind of makes one wonder if your time isn't as valuable as you pretend it is...

      August 15, 2010 at 4:29 am | Report abuse |
    • duh

      It's the Marquee Blog. Live with it or stop reading the articles.

      August 16, 2010 at 9:06 am | Report abuse |
    • Alli

      No one actually wants to watch this show...but it's like TV heroin! I watched one episode of this "stupid" show to see what everyone was talking about and I ended up watching the entire first season in one weekend. I have a feeling a lot of people are like that...It's the best guilty pleasure show EVER, without a single redeeming quality!!!!!

      August 16, 2010 at 9:11 am | Report abuse |
  11. cbrj

    Without commenting on the questionable nature of the show, I would like to submit the following overlooked acronym solution: RSVP = Ronnie, Situation, Vinnie, Pauly.

    August 14, 2010 at 2:08 am | Report abuse |
  12. N

    I think the bloom is falling off the rose that is Jersey Shore but that scene with Snooki and Vinny was golden.

    August 13, 2010 at 3:05 pm | Report abuse |

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