August 11th, 2010
05:36 PM ET
McCain: Snooki might be too good-looking for jailIf one more politician brings up Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, some reality show producer is going to get the bright idea to have her run for mayor of Wasilla instead of Levi Johnston. The latest politico discussing the recently incarcerated "Jersey Shore" star was Arizona Senator John McCain, who casually brought her up during a visit to Phoenix, Arizona radio station KMLE Country 108. “I have a question for you that I thought about on the way over: Should Snooki go to jail? Or - a question for our listeners - is Snooki too good-looking to go to jail,” McCain queried. “This has given a whole new meaning to our justice system, and I’m kind of leaning towards Snooki being too good-looking.”
Since that revolutionary Twitter chat they had about tanning and taxes – which McCain describes as his “brief moment of fame” – he’s “been worried about what’s going on with her, of course, since I have this attachment.” He added (again), “I kind of think she might be too good-looking to go to jail.” How far away do you think we are before someone drafts legislation for pretty police?
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Snooki looks like a cross between Wayland Flowers' puppet Madame and a fire hydrant. So yeah, I guess she's too attractive for jail.
Anyone who actually thinks this girl is attractive needs glasses and possibly a syphilis test to make sure they aren't losing their poor mind. Not to mention the damned political higher ups glorifying the purely disgusting reality that these complete imbeciles have a t.v. show about how stupid and ugly they are and make millions they blow on tanning, waxing and make up while the country is struggling to feed it's good hearted hard working families. The American public who support this by watching and tweeting and paying into it and the politicians who choose to make news of it prove that we are circling the drain as a culture and a country.
I havn't watched the show at all! I am too busy SURFING (ocean surfing) than to watch these retarded shows...i HAVE a life! But as far a snooki is concerned -I saw her pic and my god she's a fat ugly chick, no offense just the truth does he she does represent ITALIAN girls at all much less lindsey lohan!
But why is it that everything is used by McCain as an excuse to extend tax cuts to rich people?
I'm really tired of his obsession with helping rich people get richer.
snooki is not even attractive, she sucks
Now that's a visual I didn't need! On either part (Snooki is UGLY AS SIN – don't really think she's hominid; maybe a cow that taught herself to walk upright!) And, somebody take McCain's viagra away. Yikes!!!!
Gotta love McCain!
At least he didn't refer to Snooki in a press conference and then act like he had never heard of her a month later, like a certain unqualified President of the United States did.....
Just to set the record straight, Snookie is a fat ugly pig who is on T.V WHY? Oh, Why are any reality T.V shows on the air? It is so F'N stupid that intelligent people watch this crap
send her off too jail big deal if shes pretty...maybe some judge might geta kick of get a bj from her too save her nasty a$$$ from goin 2 jail
Oh John, whacha tawkin about, just a sweet kid from the city out havun a fun time. Up in the north country we like to chase moose and stick our nosers in their po-po.
So funny and original! Now go kill yourself
SHE'S GROSS AND HE'S GROSS!!!!
I'm fairly sure he was being fa·ce·tious.
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This isn't news at all. it's filler.
Maybe he has a thing for beehives?....i.e. first Sarah, now Snook...
– he’s “been worried about what’s going on with her, of course, since I have this attachment.”
And here I thought it was his hip he had replaced.
Hmm... who'd be the better running mate: Palin or Snooki?
he clearly lost his damn mind......she's not even good looking
Yeah, that's exactly what _I_ was thinking!!! I think McCain must've lost his sight - or his mind - or both.
Hey McCain.....You're FLY is open !!!!
i am so sorry i did not vote for you last election...please be assured i will not make the same mistake again....
Trash belongs in the can... toss her in!
there's no way she's too pretty to go to jail!! and i hate all these spoiled celebs who get special treatment!! bleh it makes me sick!!
Snookie to pretty to go to jail ....not that I ever will have to worry about this anyway , but now I am assured I will never have to go to jail ....LOL
Quite an entourage McCain has here... first Palin... now Snooki... who next? Paris Hilton or Lindsay Lohan?
1.has he had his eyes checked lately? she looks like a cross between golem and an oompah loompah
2.what trivial nonsense.glad he was never elected for more than one reason
3.If she is too pretty for jail,no one would be locked up.
4.seriously,if she is too pretty for jail,why did i ever get arrested?
at least I can say he actually knows what being locked up is,unlike a lot of politicians.I have no ill will against mccain-his wife and daughter are idiots,but mccain himself is just old
Angel Eyes, that was funny, and Scroo Yoo, I completely agree with you! His daughter is a complete idiot and I don't know why anybody in their right mind would even find her relevant!
Who cares about John McCains opion? He's the moron who unleashed Sarah Palin and the Wasilla hillbillys on us.
After once admitting that he doesn't know how to use e-mail, now he's trying to prove how young and hip he is.
i could not have said it better
You do Mary Ann. You read the article and replied to it, so you must care about his opinion.
Nice try McCain. We know you're trying to get Snookie and her posse to vote for the Republican ticket. She's gross!!!! End of Story!!!!!
Gag me.......... although I enjoy John's sense of humor..... first sarah and now the SnookMeister
Enough of Snooki already !!!!
oohh my if Snooki is to pretty for jail lmaof... then I am miss universe.
Even though I've never seen you, I'm sure you're Miss Universe compared to that toad.
im blind but u get my vote, ms universe
HAHAHA he has a brilliant sense of humor and quick wit! Gotta love him, amirite?
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Clearly you nitwits don't get sarcasm.
It's perhaps less funny than Obama's trip to the View, but funny nonetheless. Did McCain do the unthinkable? Just Saying...
You folks forget that McCain was a Navy pilot. He just runs around with tail hook deployed. That is how we got paling Palin as his running mate. Once a letch, always a letch.