Snooki is 'too pretty to be in jail'
August 10th, 2010
01:24 PM ET

Snooki is 'too pretty to be in jail'

Unless you’re Lindsay Lohan and allowed to keep your weave, jail is about as unglamorous as one can get.

It’s also, as Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi told MTV News, not the place for someone as attractive as she.

“I’m too pretty to be in jail. I’m a good person. I’m not a criminal and I will never go back there," the "Jersey Shore" star said.

It looks like Snooki will stay to true to her word, as she won't serve jail time for the charge that was brought after she was arrested in late July for disorderly conduct. Instead, she faces a potential fine. Although Snooki, by her own admission, was feeling the effects of a few drinks at the time, she said it's certainly nothing to get friggin' crazy over.

“I don’t know why people take it so seriously,” the 22-year-old said. “I had a couple cocktails, and they just put me in a drunk tank to sober me up.”

Really, it’s a situation that any of us could find ourselves in, given a little Jersey sun and surf. “I was on the beach," Snooki explained. " It happens to the best of us, you know?”

Filed under: Celebrities • Jersey Shore • television

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    August 2, 2011 at 7:45 pm | Report abuse |
  2. itellthetruth

    your just a stupid fat wh@#e and everyone knows

    September 8, 2010 at 4:54 pm | Report abuse |
  3. Maria

    "First of all the "characters" from The Jersey Shore are famous for nothing, but acting like STUPID morons"

    Agree with you 100% unfortunately the public is the one that is watching them and buying into the gossip, blogging about them etc. If people would quit commenting on them, watching them, they wouldn't be on TV. There is obviously a market for this or else they wouldn't be on TV.

    September 8, 2010 at 3:05 pm | Report abuse |
  4. northern visitor

    A truly pretty woman would not have gotten drunk and stupid in the first place.

    September 6, 2010 at 5:09 am | Report abuse |
  5. glenp

    top of her head looks nice to me

    August 30, 2010 at 12:45 pm | Report abuse |
  6. ME

    Oh... and the fact that Obama Bin Laden gives Snooki and The Situation name shoutouts on CNN/ABC/FOX gives no credibility to these ugly untalented a$$clowns who are poisoning our youth on MTV with useless mindless, numbing, uneducated updates to the 70's teenage wasteland.

    August 18, 2010 at 2:29 pm | Report abuse |
  7. ME

    What a waste of time to read. She's a loser, addict, with absolutely no talent and zero redeeming values. Lock her up and throw away the key next time.

    August 18, 2010 at 2:26 pm | Report abuse |
  8. Meg

    That is one ugly woman. She is so young, can we imagine how much uglier (although I don't know if that's possible) she will be when she ages and/or lets herself go? It would take more than a few sixpacks to take her home.

    August 16, 2010 at 4:09 pm | Report abuse |
  9. Bill Fitzgerald

    why is this person important?

    August 13, 2010 at 11:24 am | Report abuse |
  10. Roscoe and Alice Find God

    I love how she truly believes in her own celebrity.

    August 11, 2010 at 6:16 pm | Report abuse |
  11. Not From Jersey - Thank God!

    "Too pretty"? This girl is way overweight with orange skin, implants and layers of makeup. She is pure whit e trash. Get over yourself. Unfortunately the mentality of the average television viewer in America has been lowered since the multi-year run of reality television shows brought about by the WGA's strike.

    August 11, 2010 at 5:25 pm | Report abuse |
  12. aelfheld

    Pretty? Well, for an Oompa-Loompa.

    August 11, 2010 at 3:38 pm | Report abuse |
  13. Ugh

    Can someone please kill the Jersey Shore cast?

    August 11, 2010 at 2:59 pm | Report abuse |
  14. arnold james

    snookie=human crap'

    August 11, 2010 at 1:52 pm | Report abuse |

    Put some white overalls on her and you got yourself an Oompa Loompa

    August 11, 2010 at 1:39 pm | Report abuse |
  16. arnold james

    Mame dont let your gals grow up to be snookies !

    August 11, 2010 at 1:37 pm | Report abuse |
  17. Randel

    Woof Woof... and like 30% of American kids... rather chunky!!!

    August 11, 2010 at 1:07 pm | Report abuse |
  18. arnold james

    snooks first movie 'invasion of the fat-ass biker chicks'

    August 11, 2010 at 12:37 pm | Report abuse |
  19. rob

    Who the FU$% does she think she is? This dumb down American audience have given these nobodys way way to much right of way. The president of this country said he did not know who she was and he got hate filled responses on all of the blog sites. I don't even know why they are given air space alongside of true experienced actors &actressess!

    August 11, 2010 at 12:36 pm | Report abuse |
  20. arnold james

    I did a number two this morning,it looked like snook,except it wasnt orange !

    August 11, 2010 at 12:23 pm | Report abuse |
  21. arnold james

    with a name like snookie you have to be a dog !

    August 11, 2010 at 12:18 pm | Report abuse |
  22. RBP

    Only Blago is too pretty to go to jail, just ask him!

    August 11, 2010 at 12:17 pm | Report abuse |
  23. Larry

    Pretty?????? You must be kidding and on drugs you fat make-up sponge of an individual. These people are sick, what the hell? Why do they insist they are "stars" or talented, or important to anyone but thier sorry selfs? I am sick of this show and the attention that these losers are reaping. "SNOOKI", ehat ever the hell that is, there are ALOT of beautiful young women out there and you are NOT one of them. I've seen hippos on National Geographic that are more attractive and skinnier than you, FAT ASS!

    August 11, 2010 at 11:49 am | Report abuse |
  24. arnold james

    snooks next project "attack of the mutant,orange-skinned,mutant trolls"

    August 11, 2010 at 11:39 am | Report abuse |
  25. Jennifer Justice

    She is so NOT pretty! She is fat, crowded teeth and way overly made up. If that's pretty, tell me what ugly is. All I see is a toad whose been spoiled and told too many times, falsly, that she's good-looking. If it's your parents telling you you're cute or pretty, it doesn't really count. If it's guys telling you you're cute AFTER you got a reality show and some money, it doesn't count. Face it chick – you're homely, tacky and trashy! That does not equal pretty.

    August 11, 2010 at 11:17 am | Report abuse |
  26. arnold james

    ive seen better looking homeless crackheads !

    August 11, 2010 at 11:10 am | Report abuse |
  27. Kimbo!

    HEY EVERYBODY! GET A LIFE!!! You all sound so sad and pathetic...does it make you feel good to insult others??? I am sure you don't look too great yourselves! Bring on the insults...I don't care! I have better things to do than play on here all day, so I certainly won't be checking back to see what else you losers have to say 🙂 Byeee!

    August 11, 2010 at 10:56 am | Report abuse |
    • Joe

      Actually i do well for myself, dipsh!t. She is just another arrogant a$$ out of Hollywood, who rode the coat tails of a few to get where she is.

      August 11, 2010 at 11:01 am | Report abuse |
  28. Joe

    She looks like a pre-op tranny. She has the face only a mother could love

    August 11, 2010 at 10:37 am | Report abuse |
  29. swimtiger

    Ouch! eyes hurt...that's snooki...let's just say is she more ugly for jail than pretty....and fat too

    August 11, 2010 at 10:35 am | Report abuse |
  30. AGeek

    a) who is she?! b) I have no idea where she's getting her opinions from, but she's a$$ ugly. Enjoy your stay.

    August 11, 2010 at 10:34 am | Report abuse |
  31. arnold james

    shes got one heck of a future in roller derby 1

    August 11, 2010 at 10:32 am | Report abuse |
  32. Summer819

    Wow. And people wonder what's wrong with America these days. People like this who are famous for absolutely nothing and think they are God's gift to the world.

    August 11, 2010 at 10:31 am | Report abuse |
  33. Katherine

    “I don’t know why people take it so seriously,”... Really? Maybe because people don't just end up in jail because they are hanging out having a good time. I think this level of irresponsibility and indifference to ones own actions is dangerous. And honey, you are not even close to being to attractive for jail.

    I have an idea, get a real job and live a real life and see how far you average looks get you...

    August 11, 2010 at 10:30 am | Report abuse |
  34. Tony

    Who or what the hell is a snookie?

    August 11, 2010 at 10:24 am | Report abuse |
  35. fs

    she is not the least bit attractive!!!!! talk about full of yourself. she needs a reality check.

    August 11, 2010 at 10:22 am | Report abuse |
  36. mike

    i'm sorry, but this girl is nothing short of a BEAST!!!

    August 11, 2010 at 10:20 am | Report abuse |
  37. steeve-o

    Uh, no she is mistaken.
    She's got that prison jumpsuit orange glow to her skin already. She'll fit right in... or vice versa.

    August 11, 2010 at 10:20 am | Report abuse |
  38. arnold james

    ive seen better looking chicks in faces of meth!

    August 11, 2010 at 10:19 am | Report abuse |
  39. Billy

    It was the drunk tank, it barely counts as jail. But I will concede that you are one foxy mama, Snickers. Yowza.

    August 11, 2010 at 10:16 am | Report abuse |
  40. eightiesbb

    This chick isn't a Grenade, she's an Land mine. Hey Situation, why would you hook up with a Butterball Turkey?

    August 11, 2010 at 10:15 am | Report abuse |
  41. MB

    What a pig. Stay away from the farm, the hogs will go wild for her.

    August 11, 2010 at 10:14 am | Report abuse |
  42. ApeHanger

    She probably smells as bad as she looks. Greasy little ho' from the Jersey Sho'.

    August 11, 2010 at 10:03 am | Report abuse |
  43. chuck

    well... orange worked for the Oompa Loompas, but i had no idea they originated from the Jersey shore...

    August 11, 2010 at 10:01 am | Report abuse |
  44. CoCo Mom

    PRETTY?? You have got to be kidding me. Why this person is getting any media attention at all blows my mind.

    August 11, 2010 at 9:55 am | Report abuse |
  45. justpassingthrough

    Regardless if she goes to jail or not....somehow this world has become so negative. We all have our features that are good and bad.

    We should focus on the positive that she is not going to jail – jail is not a place for anyone. I have never experienced any jail time myself....however the positive thing is that she is able to make money and that she is not going to jail.

    I challenge everyone to think positive because it helps in your overall mind set and well being.

    August 11, 2010 at 9:54 am | Report abuse |
  46. swiss536

    She looks like the baby dinosaur from that Dinosaur tv show back in the 90s.

    August 11, 2010 at 9:53 am | Report abuse |
  47. Kermit

    I guess we know who will be playing Miss Piggy in the live action version of the Muppets.

    August 11, 2010 at 9:45 am | Report abuse |
    • eightiesbb

      Don't diss Ms. Piggy like that. Ms. Piggy is pretty, classy, and knows karate.

      August 11, 2010 at 10:30 am | Report abuse |
  48. xfe


    August 11, 2010 at 9:41 am | Report abuse |
  49. Tony

    Doesn't seem the folks here share Snooki's self assessment.

    August 11, 2010 at 9:38 am | Report abuse |
  50. Awesome


    August 11, 2010 at 9:37 am | Report abuse |
  51. Leila

    Wait...wait...let me catch my breath...hold on...SNOOKI is pretty???
    Did she really say that sober? She must have been drunk...please tell me she is drunk...even SHE cannot be that vain to think she is pretty...stupid yes...but pretty...? Hand me the blindfold...I cannot look at her...

    August 11, 2010 at 9:37 am | Report abuse |
  52. Jack

    She looks like an orangutang. One of the most unattractive girls I have ever seen.

    August 11, 2010 at 9:34 am | Report abuse |
  53. VTevaD

    She has more eye makeup than ELVIRA! LOL

    August 11, 2010 at 9:28 am | Report abuse |
  54. MIKE


    August 11, 2010 at 9:25 am | Report abuse |
  55. DK

    She is UGLY and dirty looking. Way too much makeup.

    August 11, 2010 at 9:23 am | Report abuse |
  56. C. Miller

    That girl fell off the ugly tree and hit EVERY branch on the way down....the ground then did the rest. Oompa Loompas with the clap =not attractive

    August 11, 2010 at 9:17 am | Report abuse |
  57. annie

    She looks like a chubby little trool and she really should look in a mirror and really see herself for what she is and not what she wants to be which she thinks she is to pretty for jail go get a real life and face real reality

    August 11, 2010 at 9:16 am | Report abuse |
  58. John

    She needs to reduce the size of her breasts and increase her IQ

    August 11, 2010 at 9:15 am | Report abuse |
  59. John

    Ya pretty alright pretty ugly when she looks and acts out of control. Does she have talent. I think not.

    August 11, 2010 at 9:13 am | Report abuse |
  60. Mark in the Heartland

    I thought a Snooki was one of those blanket/robe things on the TV ads.
    Apparently I was wrong.

    August 11, 2010 at 9:10 am | Report abuse |
    • ApeHanger

      Uh, that's a Snuggie. How would you like to share a Snuggie with Snooki? Ugh! Barf!

      August 11, 2010 at 10:01 am | Report abuse |
  61. cavemanstyle

    AAAAAHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHAHA .. I've seen better looking women than this fat little hagg walkin' around town. PA-LEAZE people.

    August 11, 2010 at 9:09 am | Report abuse |
  62. Farmer Hoggett

    That'll do, pig.

    August 11, 2010 at 9:07 am | Report abuse |
  63. Susan

    MJ – perhaps the reason you see most people here calling her an ugly tard instead of just one or two trolls is because she really is and ugly tard. beauty may be in the eye of the beholder, but the consensus here is that she's gross.

    August 11, 2010 at 9:02 am | Report abuse |
  64. cassandra

    This chick is a genius! Love her or hate her, she is still making 10K an episode. Just like Mohammad Ali before her–get the public to notice (whether for positive reasons OR negative) and you can count the dollar bills, y'all!

    August 11, 2010 at 8:56 am | Report abuse |
  65. Tim

    She not only got hit with the ugly stick, she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!

    August 11, 2010 at 8:55 am | Report abuse |
  66. Tim


    August 11, 2010 at 8:54 am | Report abuse |
  67. mark

    I thought you were supposed to lose baby fat at age 3

    August 11, 2010 at 8:50 am | Report abuse |
  68. Carlos

    To pretty to go to jail, please! Just look at her her watermelon head! That whole show is a disgrace and should be taken off the air. Once that is done she will disappear! 🙂

    August 11, 2010 at 8:49 am | Report abuse |
  69. Nubes

    Im sorry but I dont find fat orange midgets attractive....when will its 15 minutes of fame be up??????

    August 11, 2010 at 8:49 am | Report abuse |

      As the head of operations for Wonka Chocolates, myslef and the other Oompa Loompas strongly disagee.

      August 11, 2010 at 1:41 pm | Report abuse |
  70. Peach

    She would scare stink off of crap if she snuck up on it in a dark alley......iiiikkkkeeeee!!!!!

    August 11, 2010 at 8:48 am | Report abuse |
  71. Jason

    Pretty is not the word I would use. I would say too.......fugly.

    August 11, 2010 at 8:48 am | Report abuse |
  72. ryan


    August 11, 2010 at 8:48 am | Report abuse |
  73. ape face

    a disgrace to italians everywhere

    August 11, 2010 at 8:47 am | Report abuse |
  74. The Truth

    The women prisoners on Locked Up are prettier than her. Even those who have black painted on eyebrows and tattoos on their faces. I wish people would just stop watching this show. It is loaded with untalented morons.

    August 11, 2010 at 8:45 am | Report abuse |
  75. arnold james

    killer comments ive been laughing all morning keep up the good work hahaha

    August 11, 2010 at 8:45 am | Report abuse |
  76. DAS

    I wouldn't trust anyone named Snooki

    August 11, 2010 at 8:42 am | Report abuse |
  77. arnold james

    can we say frickin freak show!

    August 11, 2010 at 8:41 am | Report abuse |
  78. Jon

    There's nothing attractive about this overblown joke. And, per the docs, she's a herpes lab. Ugly with VD, what a concept!!

    August 11, 2010 at 8:37 am | Report abuse |
  79. hologram5

    Not only is this sorry excuse for a lady NOT pretty, the whole crowd they hand with are flaming idiots. Nice way to live your life...
    Not caring and being constantly drunk. Your youth will leave very quickly and your arrogance will turn you out on the streets when you're older.

    August 11, 2010 at 8:35 am | Report abuse |
  80. We are all Marco

    She is seriously Un-Attractive!

    August 11, 2010 at 8:24 am | Report abuse |
  81. Ahhhhh

    Try a kennel instead.

    August 11, 2010 at 8:19 am | Report abuse |
  82. Rlg

    If this is pretty, I need new glasses!

    August 11, 2010 at 8:19 am | Report abuse |
  83. Timme62

    Too pretty???? This person looks like a pimped out munchkin.

    August 11, 2010 at 8:16 am | Report abuse |
  84. Rolyat

    Porkroll, unattractive, childish, dumb, a first class mess. Need I continue ?

    August 11, 2010 at 8:10 am | Report abuse |
  85. Buck

    Give me a break!!!! She is a FAT LITTLE TOAD!!! She should do a prono with bridget the midget

    August 11, 2010 at 7:49 am | Report abuse |
  86. citizenUSA

    In prison language, being "too pretty for jail", means you'll be someone's b-atch within an hour.

    August 11, 2010 at 7:49 am | Report abuse |
  87. Antano1970

    Snooki eh? There isnt any nooki on her that Id be chasing

    August 11, 2010 at 7:47 am | Report abuse |
  88. Damien

    What a scank.

    August 11, 2010 at 7:41 am | Report abuse |
  89. Scott

    Hahahahaha......that's hilarious, hell if that's what she considers pretty, I'd really hate to see ugly!!! Homely as a mudd fence!!!! Some short greasy little guidette is not my idea of pretty!!!

    August 11, 2010 at 7:39 am | Report abuse |
  90. Natch

    Snooki, true to yourself......take a long look in the mirror......and realize that you are NOT too pretty to be in jail, you have NEVER been too pretty to be in jail, and you never will be!!

    Sadly, honey, this is the peak of how good you'll ever look. Enjoy the nice long slope downward into obscurity!

    August 11, 2010 at 7:22 am | Report abuse |
  91. Jangocat

    She's so far from pretty it's ridiculous, she looks like a red dwarf with that sprayed on orange fake tan. And shes stupid and superficial too, which makes her all the more less appealing. Her ego far exceeds her reality...

    August 11, 2010 at 7:03 am | Report abuse |
  92. soley

    There's lots of preaty woman in jail. If only she get the mask out of her face.she wont be that beautifull.

    August 11, 2010 at 5:57 am | Report abuse |
  93. Russ

    One fine future day, I'm probably going to go get me a deer rifle and climb a clock tower somewhere because MTV replaced Beavis and Butthead with human debris like this.

    August 11, 2010 at 5:53 am | Report abuse |
  94. George K

    even though the show is horrible , it seems like she'd be alot of fun to be around. personally even though shes a little over weight , she is pretty attractive and has a very nice smile. and a personality like that trumps lil things.

    August 11, 2010 at 5:14 am | Report abuse |
  95. J Moraine

    How much is that DOGgie in the window – the one with the straggly hair? Bow Wow! Or is that, 'Oink, oink?'

    August 11, 2010 at 4:47 am | Report abuse |
  96. giz

    this doesn't even fall into the category of Kelly LeBrock saying "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful". I'm sure Mike Meyers would have a feild day with this. For those of you who don't remember that, his reply to that was "No, hate her because she said that!"

    August 11, 2010 at 4:29 am | Report abuse |
  97. Chuck

    I accidentally clicked this article, reaching for another, and I just HAVE to comment. This "Snooki" person, is one of the most unattractive women I have ever seen. I honestly do NOT understand her popularity. Facially, to me, she looks like a man in drag. An OBVIOUS man, rather. What is the deal? In the past one only needed be cute to get on TV. Now we're taking both unattractive and untalented as well? Are we moving to a "People of Wal-Mart" show next?


    August 11, 2010 at 4:24 am | Report abuse |
  98. mysteree

    Too pretty? Dream on, sistah. You're the scraping at the bottom of the barrel.

    August 11, 2010 at 4:13 am | Report abuse |
  99. Kayfabe

    these guidios really don't seem to understand that the first season they were looked at as a joke. (being from I know for a fact they are looked down upon and thought to be a throw back to the early 80's) Now MTV trys to make them "The Hills" or whatever flavor of the month is. But advocating steroids? this chucky midget should be saving her money because after her 15 minutes she's done faster than The Tom Green Show. maybe MTV can throw money at music...but why take a long shot

    August 11, 2010 at 3:20 am | Report abuse |


    August 11, 2010 at 3:16 am | Report abuse |
  101. Miguel

    She's 22 and she already looks like an old Italian grandmother, God bless her.

    August 11, 2010 at 2:39 am | Report abuse |
  102. Foget about it

    Eyyy ovah here foget about it Chipmunk description is right on. we can also add grease ball midget with no class. foget about it! our cosa nuestra hit the fan.she giving us grease balls a bad name

    August 11, 2010 at 2:15 am | Report abuse |
  103. karyn southwell

    No shes not "too:preaty to go to jail! I saw the show once for 5 minutes and it was soo stupid!

    August 11, 2010 at 1:40 am | Report abuse |
    • rt

      I watched this show for five minutes too. I canceled cable the next day. I find these responses much more entertaining than that stupid show. rofl

      August 11, 2010 at 5:15 am | Report abuse |
  104. Bob in San Jose

    You know, when here hair is done like that, and the light is on her like it is, and she's wearing that makeup, she looks kinda...bad.

    August 11, 2010 at 1:02 am | Report abuse |
  105. Bob

    Nothing sadder than NY trash on the Jersey beaches...

    August 11, 2010 at 12:59 am | Report abuse |
  106. will

    Hopefully she will be able to fist pump in jail, actually i think it has another meaning in jail 😉

    August 11, 2010 at 12:36 am | Report abuse |
  107. Drew

    Am I supposed to know who this person is?

    August 11, 2010 at 12:25 am | Report abuse |
  108. wendon

    Is that makeup or does she really have two shiners??? Maybe she should be a greeter at Wal Mart.

    August 11, 2010 at 12:20 am | Report abuse |
  109. Sherri

    I feel a little sorry for her because I am thinking that this article may be a thinly veiled joke.

    August 11, 2010 at 12:07 am | Report abuse |
  110. steffon r

    oink oink piggy go away you're butt ugly!

    August 10, 2010 at 11:56 pm | Report abuse |
  111. Gandalf

    She's a hot little hobbit.

    August 10, 2010 at 11:50 pm | Report abuse |
  112. wayne

    shes a talentless pig-go away already

    August 10, 2010 at 11:42 pm | Report abuse |
  113. bored

    None of these 'jersey' guidos is attractive. Storebought tans and gym memberships, meticulous grooming and blowout hairstyles can't seem to conceal the fact that they are mean, arrogant little trolls running around finding one another seemingly attractive, while the rest of us look on in a mix of horror and bemusement at their complete and utter lack of self-awareness as to why people are looking at their train wreck spectacle. No, ugly is ugly. She can't conceal that mean heart and "she's all that" swagger with any amount of makeup-by-the-pound or ultra-poof. Beauty is from within, and in this case, a little on the outside woudn't hurt either.

    August 10, 2010 at 11:39 pm | Report abuse |
  114. paul

    And the girls all look prettier at closing time.

    August 10, 2010 at 11:34 pm | Report abuse |
  115. Debbie B

    Is she for real, she looks like a troll. Maybe she should be in the Wizard of Oz as one of the little people. When is their 15 minutes up?

    August 10, 2010 at 11:06 pm | Report abuse |
  116. Greg

    Who, or what, is a "snooki"?

    August 10, 2010 at 10:52 pm | Report abuse |
  117. David B.

    Is she the sister of Mad Magazine's Alfred E. Newman? Or is it just Alfred in drag?

    August 10, 2010 at 10:38 pm | Report abuse |
  118. don

    Snooki, you are not pretty!

    August 10, 2010 at 10:27 pm | Report abuse |
  119. Jenni

    I hope that "too pretty" comment was meant to be tongue in cheek. ::shudders:: Because if THIS is pretty in today's society, god help us all!

    August 10, 2010 at 10:13 pm | Report abuse |
  120. Phoenix3

    I don't mean to be cruel, but it must have been her grandmother that told this short, chubby, chipmunk cheeked smurf that she was pretty. When dear god is her and the other smurfs on this disaster of a shows, 15 minutes of fame going to be over. Whatever happened to good TV, it's a sad commentary when these really bad reality shows like the one little miss Chip and Dale is on makes self absorbed untalented twits celeBRATies! Bring back quality shows like Hill Street Blues and LA Law that were actually entertaining and worth watching and get rid of the garbage that TV executives try to tell us is entertainment. Creative has died and boring mundane shows are in.

    August 10, 2010 at 10:07 pm | Report abuse |
    • David B.

      hahahahahahahaha, funny description and just perfect. A bit insulting to Chip and Dale though!

      August 10, 2010 at 10:39 pm | Report abuse |
  121. Big Kahuna

    Ok so she's trying to get out based on an insanity plea ? i took a dump this morning that looked just like her, can I sell it on ebay ?

    August 10, 2010 at 9:53 pm | Report abuse |
  122. WMesser58

    My pep's have already spoken. The chubby little girl with so much clown make-up on, oh wait she'd call it make-up.

    Just like the show she should move in with the palin's and bore each other reality moron. Don't forget Heidi though

    August 10, 2010 at 9:38 pm | Report abuse |
  123. Andacar

    Snookie is a spoiled, self-centered snot with delusions of grandeur. Her looks or lack thereof are completely irrelevant. If the punishment is jail time she should serve it just like everybody else. This is America, not some country where royalty gets special treatment. Equality means everybody gets treated equally. There are no special considerations for vapid, narcissistic pretty faces.

    August 10, 2010 at 9:36 pm | Report abuse |
  124. Big Kal

    Ouch, last time I seen something that looked like her I had to break it up with hanger and flush the toilet twice!
    Look like she been guarding bridges all her life. I've heard the term HOPA but she's a NOPA. I wouldn't do her
    with Rosie O'Donnel's marital aid.

    August 10, 2010 at 9:24 pm | Report abuse |
  125. Kathleen

    Too pretty to be in jail !! Give me a break – someone needs to have their eyes checked.

    August 10, 2010 at 9:17 pm | Report abuse |
  126. Mike

    If it happens to the best of us, why did it happen to you?

    August 10, 2010 at 8:46 pm | Report abuse |
  127. anonymous

    Bwah-hah! Too purty?! Talk about a coyote ugly....

    August 10, 2010 at 8:41 pm | Report abuse |
  128. Paul M

    Snookie is a fat chick who needs to loose some weight.

    August 10, 2010 at 8:27 pm | Report abuse |
  129. Russ

    Maybe too FAT to be in jail. Or too UGLY, or too STUPID. (Anyone got a pic of her without all that goop on her face?)

    August 10, 2010 at 8:04 pm | Report abuse |
  130. Marc L

    Too good looking? She looks like an oompa loompa. Sounds like her ego is bigger than she is.

    August 10, 2010 at 7:55 pm | Report abuse |
  131. Liza

    I am pretty shocked that this woman is only 22. Wow

    August 10, 2010 at 7:52 pm | Report abuse |
  132. aatami

    Too Pretty? She looks like Divine's illegitimate son.

    August 10, 2010 at 7:52 pm | Report abuse |
  133. Liza

    If this is pretty, then I'm frickn' Audrey Hepburn.

    August 10, 2010 at 7:49 pm | Report abuse |
  134. nitz

    Pretty...heheha....Hopefully that horrible show you're on gets cancelled so we don't have to hear your stupidity or look at you anymore. Nasty!

    August 10, 2010 at 7:49 pm | Report abuse |
  135. stretch

    How is this fat hag attractive?

    August 10, 2010 at 7:48 pm | Report abuse |
  136. Mtka

    She thinks she's pretty??????? She wears enough make up for an entire brothel........and she is fat.

    She should lay off the drinking just to lose some weight.

    August 10, 2010 at 7:47 pm | Report abuse |
  137. alani

    There are a lot better looking people than her in jail. If they strip her of the makeup, and hair do, she would scare away rats. If she continues to drink the drunk tank will be her second home. I do not hear any remorse or insight into why she was in jail in the first place.

    August 10, 2010 at 7:44 pm | Report abuse |
  138. David

    the real questions is why is MTV condoned this kid of action with her still on the show. This fat pig instead show be doing shots of slimfast instead of tequlia or whatever stupid freaking drink she had.

    August 10, 2010 at 7:43 pm | Report abuse |
  139. Morrigianna

    has anyone bothered to tell her she is orange?

    August 10, 2010 at 7:43 pm | Report abuse |
  140. Kim

    Really? Too pretty? Hopefully she's trying to be a stand-up comedian, because she's about the homeliest thing on television. She should stay away from the self tanning lotion and she might look fairly normal.

    August 10, 2010 at 7:36 pm | Report abuse |
  141. trl

    SHE IS NOT PRETTY......clearly she has deluded herself to think otherwise. there ANYBODY who thinks she is pretty other than her parents?....i doubt it.

    August 10, 2010 at 7:22 pm | Report abuse |
  142. Jamoak

    What a fugly beast... anyone that "does" her could get charged with beastiality...

    August 10, 2010 at 7:16 pm | Report abuse |
  143. james

    What a turd...a real floater.

    August 10, 2010 at 7:15 pm | Report abuse |
  144. Julius

    Is she black or orange-Italian?

    August 10, 2010 at 7:10 pm | Report abuse |
  145. Mike

    "It's Clobbering Time!" Now you know who would be a good replacement for Michael Chiklis as The Thing (all orange and lumpy)in a re-boot of "The Fantastic Four"

    August 10, 2010 at 7:09 pm | Report abuse |
  146. ummmmmmmmm

    is she black?

    August 10, 2010 at 7:09 pm | Report abuse |
  147. Jeff

    The fact that she truly believes that is exactly why my opinion of her is what it is.

    August 10, 2010 at 7:07 pm | Report abuse |
  148. tomban

    Pretty or not, break the law and jail is in the cards. Just another stupid reality person that people watch with nothing else in their life to do.

    August 10, 2010 at 7:05 pm | Report abuse |
  149. Evie

    She is ugly, fat, orange, tacky, and stupid. I could go on, but it would be a waste of time. I can't believe any guy would touch her with a 10 foot pole. Can't stand her or her voice. But life will teach her a lesson, she will be on Dr. Drew next.

    August 10, 2010 at 7:02 pm | Report abuse |
  150. oneStarman

    " It happens to the best of us, you know?” I HARDLY EVER WAKE UP IN JAIL – even when I was a twentyish.

    August 10, 2010 at 6:48 pm | Report abuse |
  151. portalpunk

    She's just they type I love to find all drunk at the bar. Easy pickings!

    August 10, 2010 at 6:42 pm | Report abuse |
  152. MJ

    Wow, what a bunch of haters on here, she is attractive. I've never seen so many shallow comments. Usually you have one or two trolls that would call anyone ugly, just to feel better about themselves. But ya'll need to look in the mirror, what is this world coming too? Pathetic display of humanity.

    August 10, 2010 at 6:34 pm | Report abuse |
    • roqua

      yeah u ever said he/she has a great personality, i mean sure i cant look at the person sober but wow, i could see myself there .

      August 11, 2010 at 12:13 am | Report abuse |

      She might be moderately more attractive to alot more people if she stopped acting arrogant. Looks aren't everything and nobody will take pity on someone who acts like the world revolves around them alone. You can expect many more ewok...err snooki haters to chime in for days to come as they see her comment.

      August 11, 2010 at 1:43 am | Report abuse |
  153. snookiisanuglyoompaloompa

    I agree! A zoo would be alot more appropriate.

    August 10, 2010 at 6:29 pm | Report abuse |
  154. grofys

    another reality show millionaire with no talent or marketable skills.

    August 10, 2010 at 6:28 pm | Report abuse |
  155. Daryl

    A great face for radio.

    August 10, 2010 at 6:27 pm | Report abuse |
  156. Lily

    She is one ugly child.

    August 10, 2010 at 6:20 pm | Report abuse |
  157. matt

    Furthermore, the fact that MTV puts a show like Jersey on is disgusting .... there is much more intelligent things to be doen with a MUSIC tv channel...... but hey fake music network, fake women, fake faces.... it all belongs i guess....

    none of the people on that show are in any way good looking, they are all MANUFACTURED..... good looking means you can get up, wash yoru face, put on some clothes, and roll..... i bet it took her 3 days to get that face right

    August 10, 2010 at 6:19 pm | Report abuse |
  158. DJ

    Pretty for an Umpa-Loompa

    August 10, 2010 at 6:16 pm | Report abuse |
  159. matt

    wow, ya know, I grew up in LA in the 80's and even back then I dont think Poison wore even that much make up ..i mean the whole band!..... if you need more then a lil eyeliner, and a lil lipstick, your NOT pretty,.... I mean really, anybody can paint ! it looks liek she has an entire package of eyeshadow on !!!.....

    if it takes you more then 20 mins to get ready to do something, that is NOT beauty.... its FAKE..... casue I guarantee she doesnt come outta the shower or bed looking like .... why would you wnat to look like something you arent....? never understand...

    August 10, 2010 at 6:16 pm | Report abuse |
    • David B.

      KISS can do their makeup in half the time. She gets a discount on Wagner Power Painters as she buys them in bulk from Home Depot. I've seen more attractive baboon butts. If she moved, she might win 15th place in the Miss North Korea beauty contest. Even Tiger wouldn't touch her with a 10-foot putter.

      August 10, 2010 at 10:49 pm | Report abuse |
  160. Geo In TO

    Ya, she's pretty ... pretty delusional.

    August 10, 2010 at 6:10 pm | Report abuse |
  161. GEZUS


    August 10, 2010 at 6:01 pm | Report abuse |
  162. catca

    Sorry Chrissy,

    I received an education and do well on my own while maintaining my dignity and self-respect. I do not need nor want MTV to pay me money to act foolish. I can see why some people might find it entertaining to watch in the same manner of watching a train wreck, and if I was college or high school age I'd probably be sitting around with friends watching and laughing as well. But I wouldn't be putting Snooki and her cohorts up on a pedestal. Seriously, there are much better and frankly more interesting people to look up to and idolize than this crew. It's not a matter of hating but rather cold hard reality that these people portray themselves to be nothing but complete losers and to view them as anything other than entertainment doesn't speak well of your own character.

    August 10, 2010 at 6:01 pm | Report abuse |
  163. morgans

    Too pretty for jail? Maybe for a Pakastanian jail. She si so hideous.

    August 10, 2010 at 5:57 pm | Report abuse |
  164. New Yorker

    Typical jersey trash. They all are that way.

    August 10, 2010 at 5:55 pm | Report abuse |
    • New Yorker = ignorant

      If you look up the facts, she's NOT EVEN FROM NEW JERSEY.

      I'd call you stupid, but I doubt you knew any better.

      August 10, 2010 at 6:01 pm | Report abuse |
    • lol

      LOL, not that I would normally use Wikipedia for my information, but it appears that the first reply is correct.

      It says she lives in Marlboro, New York under the "Personal Life" section. Sorry New Yorker, but you're wrong.

      August 10, 2010 at 6:03 pm | Report abuse |
    • New Yorker

      Like I said, they are all trash. Thank you for making my point ladies.

      August 10, 2010 at 6:13 pm | Report abuse |
    • Jangocat

      Nice try New Yorker, they didn't make your point, they proved your point was wrong. She is a New Yorker just like you!

      August 11, 2010 at 7:07 am | Report abuse |
    • @ New Yorker

      Your goal to troll is a failure. Please call yourself something else, like idiot... don't bring shame to the NY name.

      August 11, 2010 at 9:32 am | Report abuse |
    • citizenUSA

      I think the message is once you enter New Jersey, you automatically become trash. It's just a friendly New York/New Jersey thing but I thought that was all over after 9/11. I love New Jersey!

      August 11, 2010 at 10:21 am | Report abuse |
  165. angel

    it wasn't her looks that got her in trouble, but instead lack of brains, if any.

    August 10, 2010 at 5:55 pm | Report abuse |
  166. Melanie

    Snooki is right – big deal, many have been in the drunk tank at some point when we were young. Why is it big news. Get over it is right. Love ya Snooks.

    August 10, 2010 at 5:54 pm | Report abuse |
  167. gr8fuldude

    I feel dumber for having read this article...

    August 10, 2010 at 5:54 pm | Report abuse |
    • ///////////

      Anyone who feels sorry for her either knows her or it is her.. She needs to serve her time.. She is not hot enough to get out of jail time..

      August 10, 2010 at 6:20 pm | Report abuse |
    • Eaglestar

      Right on! Reality shows suck the IQ off people who watch them...

      August 10, 2010 at 10:12 pm | Report abuse |
  168. me

    someone has been lying to this girl

    August 10, 2010 at 5:51 pm | Report abuse |
  169. Jess

    I really could care less about this moronic idiot. However, I had to comment on the " Pretty " statement. Someone should invest on a mirror, since apparently she owns none. Also, she is Pretty Ugly... I am all for having self esteem, but do not lie to yourself. How much do you wanna bet snooki that not only will you go back to jail, but you will find your soul mate there.

    August 10, 2010 at 5:48 pm | Report abuse |
  170. GaPeach

    The comments are really bad! But funny! Especially the one by "Boof". No, Snooki is not pretty but good that she has that much self-confidence!!

    August 10, 2010 at 5:44 pm | Report abuse |
  171. carrie

    "Pretty" is the last word I would use to describe this cow!!!

    August 10, 2010 at 5:37 pm | Report abuse |
  172. steve505

    She certainly isn't too pretty to be hogtied and dumped alive into the Delaware river. Not that I'm wishing that on her.... not our precious "Snooki"....

    August 10, 2010 at 5:31 pm | Report abuse |
  173. H8R

    I wish people would stop romaticizing spectacle.

    August 10, 2010 at 5:01 pm | Report abuse |
  174. Kevin

    She has a double chin. And there have been much prettier girls who have gone to jail and survived. Snooki isn't one of them...duh.

    August 10, 2010 at 4:49 pm | Report abuse |
  175. Chrissy

    She may act like a fool on T.V. but she's laughing all the way to the bank. All you HATERS just wish MTV would pay you to act foolish. Leave the girl alone she's adorable.

    August 10, 2010 at 4:20 pm | Report abuse |
    • cj

      I just threw up in my mouth.

      August 10, 2010 at 6:22 pm | Report abuse |
    • Gabby

      Clearly you are just another dumb teenager who is under the illusion that what you watch on MTV is real life. Please hold your comments until you move out of your parents house and get a job. Also please sterilize yourself at the nearest clinic so you cannot reproduce in the future.

      August 10, 2010 at 11:35 pm | Report abuse |
    • Fresh

      Yea she has so much money that she can't even afford a real tan, she has to use the spray bottle. Grow up!

      August 11, 2010 at 9:25 am | Report abuse |
    • yoyo

      She's gotten a couple thousand dollars for almost having her teeth knocked out thanks. I'd rather keep my self respect by having a real job.

      August 11, 2010 at 9:28 am | Report abuse |
    • trix are for kids

      Chrissy, she wouldn't be getting paid by MTV if idiots like you stopped watching that garbage.

      August 11, 2010 at 9:35 am | Report abuse |
    • Memyself

      You are a retard, she ain't getting rich on this show. Maybe you'd like MTV to pay you to spead it around like she does, not me.

      September 9, 2010 at 1:19 pm | Report abuse |
  176. Amy

    Barf! She is not pretty or cute at all! U G L Y!!!!

    August 10, 2010 at 4:15 pm | Report abuse |
  177. liz

    ugh...she is not pretty at all. she looks like an orange oompa loompa.

    August 10, 2010 at 3:27 pm | Report abuse |
  178. Charlie The Tuna

    Snooki maybe we should hook up. Nay, I don't think so. "Sorry Snooki".

    August 10, 2010 at 3:18 pm | Report abuse |
  179. AliGirl

    I just keep hoping that she says stupid things to keep people's attention and is not really that much of an idiot.

    August 10, 2010 at 3:17 pm | Report abuse |
  180. She's Orange

    She's frikkin orange!

    August 10, 2010 at 3:14 pm | Report abuse |
  181. rakling

    Seriously....I had to make a comment. Why does anybody care what she thinks,what she looks like,and what she does? This is why we have so many damn problems in this country, everyone is too damn busy judging everyone and we have these stupid reality shows to watch cause we have nothing better to do with our time? really people?

    August 10, 2010 at 3:07 pm | Report abuse |
    • javeska

      Thank you!

      August 11, 2010 at 9:02 am | Report abuse |
    • Iggy

      Obviously the public has nothing better to do with their time – more & more of these 'reality' shows are popping up. People should just get off the couch and take the dog for a walk, read a book – something else. Turn this **** off. Then they'll stop making them.

      August 11, 2010 at 9:41 am | Report abuse |
  182. bud

    You've got to be either kidding or going without. Which is it?

    August 10, 2010 at 3:02 pm | Report abuse |
  183. p

    too pretty for jail, are you kidding me .she is a ungly mess.

    August 10, 2010 at 2:59 pm | Report abuse |
  184. gmoney

    ..put a beard on her and WHAM!!... Gimli from Lord of the Rings!

    August 10, 2010 at 2:43 pm | Report abuse |
  185. HAHA

    wow she thinks shes so cool i mean its not cool to be orange its kind of lame and stupid she looks soo awkward in that picture and it is a big deal to drink on a beach because there could be children there of somthing nd they shouldnt see that i think she needs to get a life out side of this because she just plain weird and shes not that pretty

    August 10, 2010 at 2:40 pm | Report abuse |
    • Anna

      Why shouldn't kids see people drinking? Nothing goes together better than sun, sand, and beer! I am a prime example of why sheltering your kids from life is not productive. I figured it out, they will too.

      August 10, 2010 at 5:57 pm | Report abuse |
    • bigballs

      Do you know how to use one of these "."? Or one of these ","?

      August 10, 2010 at 11:56 pm | Report abuse |
  186. lol

    Judging by what I've seen of Snooki, she would make a good punching bag.

    August 10, 2010 at 2:33 pm | Report abuse |
  187. Sharon

    Going to jail seems to be the new "notch" in celebrity belts. What a loser. She looks like a Hobbit.

    August 10, 2010 at 2:17 pm | Report abuse |
  188. The Gorton Fisherman

    Hey "SNOOKI", I can always use somemore fish bait..

    August 10, 2010 at 2:12 pm | Report abuse |
  189. Boof

    If my dog looked like her I'd shave it's butt and make it walk backwards.

    August 10, 2010 at 2:07 pm | Report abuse |
  190. beth

    Has anyone told her that she's orange?

    She gives the REAL people of New Jersey a bad name.

    August 10, 2010 at 2:05 pm | Report abuse |
  191. Bob

    The best of us? Who the frig is she kidding? No where near the best of us......just another wanna be looking for a free ride........

    August 10, 2010 at 2:04 pm | Report abuse |
  192. TLC

    Attractive, that's a laugh...

    August 10, 2010 at 1:59 pm | Report abuse |
  193. Debbie

    I've seen better heads on cabbages.

    August 10, 2010 at 1:51 pm | Report abuse |
  194. sdm

    What's funny is that she thinks she's pretty...she needs a good friend to give her some truths about herself.

    August 10, 2010 at 1:50 pm | Report abuse |
  195. Paz

    This is actually a nice picture of her–her hair looks good.Hope she learned her lesson –jail is rough.Prison is cold & hard.Do the right thing Nicole,& have class –don't be an ass !!

    August 10, 2010 at 1:31 pm | Report abuse |
    • Basesloaded

      Thanks for posting this, made me laugh so hard I was crying.

      August 10, 2010 at 6:06 pm | Report abuse |
    • lewax00

      If that's a good picture I'd hate to see a bad one.

      August 10, 2010 at 6:26 pm | Report abuse |
    • Pacqua

      She looks like a ugly little troll. Is Chloe K even that ugly??

      August 10, 2010 at 7:09 pm | Report abuse |
    • charles

      LOL!!!!!!!!! Her face looks like an old used catchers mit. And her body......ugh. Her friends and family should be to blame for giveing her false self assurance.

      August 10, 2010 at 7:14 pm | Report abuse |
    • SilentBoy741

      Let me guess - you work for Maaco, and you were just admiring that Bondo-and-paint job around her eyes.

      August 10, 2010 at 7:34 pm | Report abuse |
    • Woodbury Kessler

      Truthfully, this girl is short, chunky and unattractive !!! Where's the appeal? Friggin' Dog!

      August 10, 2010 at 8:01 pm | Report abuse |
    • George

      It's evident, snooki is a moron, not attractive and stupid. Her name is not capitalized for a reason....

      August 10, 2010 at 8:26 pm | Report abuse |
    • mike morrell

      dungeon should be more like it. What an imagination- she is NOT pretty. Why did she go to jail. For that matter, who the heck is she.

      August 10, 2010 at 10:00 pm | Report abuse |
    • jermofypsi

      She looks like a furby with smaller ears

      August 10, 2010 at 10:06 pm | Report abuse |
    • onlysera

      Um.. no...

      her face could part fog


      August 10, 2010 at 10:06 pm | Report abuse |
    • TrueBloodFan

      Who is this women? Is she an actress?.. doesn`t look like Sookie Stackhouse.

      August 10, 2010 at 10:48 pm | Report abuse |
    • Christina Lombardi

      First of all the "characters" from The Jersey Shore are famous for nothing, but acting like STUPID morons. Any real ITALIAN would not act that way! I'd also like to point out that NONE of the ladies are pretty AT ALL! Snooki saying she's too pretty to be in jail? HAHAHAHAHA, she looks like a CHILEAN CHIPMUNK, with no upper lip. I think she officially is a little nugget. Sorry Snooki, you are far, far, far from pretty. I'm thinking even after being on that obnoxious show, you STILL don't have a boyfriend. I'm going to quote Mike.....there are "GRENADES" living in that house...ALL of them too,

      August 10, 2010 at 11:53 pm | Report abuse |
    • Willis

      She's a butterface and a butterball

      August 11, 2010 at 12:18 am | Report abuse |
    • Eric

      Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Right now my eyes are itchy and very swollen.

      August 11, 2010 at 2:25 am | Report abuse |
    • Joe

      What a piece of white trash

      August 11, 2010 at 7:26 am | Report abuse |
    • DjEm

      If you consider little orange nuggets nice, then yeah, it is a nice picture.
      Please get your head out of your butt.

      August 11, 2010 at 8:00 am | Report abuse |
    • DaveY007

      That face could make someone projectile vomit....She gets her makeup at "Clowns R Us"

      August 11, 2010 at 8:12 am | Report abuse |
    • Kai

      Where's her upper lip?

      August 11, 2010 at 9:24 am | Report abuse |
    • rsp

      That's all she could say, "Too pretty to be in jail."? If that's not arrogance, I don't know what it is. She doesn't even know the true meaning of "pretty". Our housemaid is 10 times prettier than she is! Besides, her arrogance takes away more from what she perceives as beauty. I know that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but what about inner beauty. No need to argue, just my honest opinion...

      August 11, 2010 at 9:44 am | Report abuse |
    • MD

      Why do so many people give a crap about this idiot? I seriously don't get it.

      August 11, 2010 at 9:56 am | Report abuse |
    • citizenUSA

      Hey, I'm sorry to add to the abuse but... either you've just been released from a looooong prison term or you were gay and really don't know what to look for in a woman.

      August 11, 2010 at 10:29 am | Report abuse |
    • Ron Richards

      I'm sure Snooki will figure out how to turn things ugly once she gets there.

      August 11, 2010 at 1:44 pm | Report abuse |
    • Wendy Lewis

      Snookums is a fat cow with a bad hair. If she never was seen on TV she would be the girl you didnt notice other than to laugh.

      August 11, 2010 at 2:44 pm | Report abuse |
    • N/A

      Really??? She actually thinks she is pretty!!
      All I have to say is...GGGRRROOOSSS!!!
      There is nothing pretty about here AT ALL!!!
      She needs to go get her eyes checked!!

      August 18, 2010 at 5:05 pm | Report abuse |


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