Let the fist-pumping commence
July 29th, 2010
04:22 PM ET

Let the fist-pumping commence

Tonight we’ll welcome Snooki and the gang back into our living rooms and watch as the train wreck that was season one sucks us in all over again.

That’s right - “Jersey Shore” is back.

The season begins in “Real World” fashion as the roommates sporadically arrive at their new digs in Miami, which, by the way, blows their old shore house  out of the water. (Of course, the duck phone will be missed.)

The Situation and Pauly D are the first to arrive. After claiming the best room (naturally), the pair waits for the rest of their roommates to show.

But judging by the “What the [expletive]?” The Situation lets slip, they weren’t expecting Angelina to prance through the door. (For those of you who don’t know: Angelina is the roommate who left in the middle of season one and has, most likely, spent the last year kicking herself for walking out on the hit show.)

What else can we look forward to?

Plenty of Ronnie and Sammi drama, a cat fight or two, gym, tan, laundry and, quite possibly, a Vinny-Snooki sleepover.

“Jersey Shore” premieres on MTV tonight at 10 p.m. EST.

Filed under: Jersey Shore • television

soundoff (32 Responses)
  1. newjerseysux

    The most igornant people I have met in my life all hail from NJ, followed very closley by NY. I have seen monkeys that had more awarness than this group. In this country we have denigrated to the point that this prattle is popular.

    July 30, 2010 at 4:01 pm | Report abuse |
  2. Shiki

    What a bunch of guidos! They look ridiculous!!

    July 30, 2010 at 2:22 pm | Report abuse |
  3. scroo yoo

    By 'fist pumping' they mean 'jacking off'

    July 30, 2010 at 1:53 pm | Report abuse |
  4. BC

    Anyone who watches this crap obviously has a life not worth living. I feel sorry for you and I hope you do not have kids to influence.
    Your life has to be so pathetically worthless to watch this or any other show similar. It's really a shame. The only exception is if your legs are not functioning or your brain dead. Really! Do yourself a favor and get a life people, get out and visit some retirement homes volunteer at a homeless or animal shelter or something!

    July 30, 2010 at 1:29 pm | Report abuse |
    • Steph

      Oh goodness this is really harsh! The show is hilarious and the "stars" are not those kinds of people that you ever want to learn life lessons from – but lighten up BC! I am by no means "worthless" but I love a good laugh and that's exactly what that is. It sounds like you need one!!!

      July 30, 2010 at 1:56 pm | Report abuse |
    • Anon

      How's the weather up there on your high horse? I'm sure those folks at the retirement homes would love your assistance but apparently you're too busy berating the tastes of others on an internet message board. Hope you can sleep at nigh.

      July 30, 2010 at 2:58 pm | Report abuse |
    • Chuck

      Agree totally BC. The fact that shows like these even exist and prosper says alot about the American culture, and it sure is sad and unfortunate. That these people even have a grain of influence over someone shows that the total IQ of the country has fallen to the range of imbecile.

      July 30, 2010 at 3:10 pm | Report abuse |
    • haha

      I agree with BC up until he talks about the retirement homes and such... that's when I agree with Anon.

      People shouldn't suggest things they don't even do.

      July 30, 2010 at 3:21 pm | Report abuse |
    • @ BC

      Brain dead is someone who uses "your" instead of "you're."

      July 30, 2010 at 3:23 pm | Report abuse |
    • JOE

      You are soo on the money with that comment..

      July 30, 2010 at 3:47 pm | Report abuse |
  5. Mike

    The people complaining are funny. No one straps you down and forces you to watch MTV... turn the channel..
    some people are so miserable they have to say something bad about everything

    July 30, 2010 at 1:29 pm | Report abuse |
    • Chemist at large...

      We're not complaining because we're watching MTV and disliking it. We're complaining because everywhere we turn the media is throwing this group of std-infested "pumpers" into our faces. It's little wonder we've become the laughingstock of the world.

      July 30, 2010 at 1:44 pm | Report abuse |
    • Steph

      amen, Mike! some folks just like to complain – if you don't like it then don't watch it – that means more laughs for us!! 🙂

      July 30, 2010 at 1:59 pm | Report abuse |
    • Jake

      These fricking morons need to get a real job, and those Jersey Fans are born losers

      July 30, 2010 at 2:40 pm | Report abuse |
    • haha

      Go share your "wisdom" with Governor Christie. He feels that the show is obviously a misrepresentation of what New Jersey is really about, considering all but one of the cast members was from out of NJ.

      July 30, 2010 at 3:20 pm | Report abuse |
  6. mantra

    This crap again? Kill me with a brick...

    July 30, 2010 at 1:13 pm | Report abuse |
  7. Tom, Long Beach, California

    come to California so we can whoop you a$$e$

    July 30, 2010 at 1:05 pm | Report abuse |
  8. Tom, Long Beach, California

    come to Claifornia so we canb whoop you a$$e$

    July 30, 2010 at 1:05 pm | Report abuse |
  9. hotmomof1

    luv da show!! watched is last night. angelina needs to get her pancake ass out!!!

    July 30, 2010 at 10:51 am | Report abuse |
  10. Sola

    They are the most shallow group of people, EVER! FIST PUMP THAT!

    July 30, 2010 at 12:55 am | Report abuse |
  11. portalpunk

    Can't wait, these guys and gals are awsome. They were offered this gig 2 years ago and took a chance, now they're semi-celebs and having a blast. They won the Fun-Lottery. Fist-Pump!!!

    July 29, 2010 at 5:15 pm | Report abuse |
    • Jason

      Fists Up, best show on TV. Quite possibly the 8 dumbest people in the world, but they provide entertainment like no other. Nothing makes me feel better about me, than watching the Jersey Shore. Beat the beat!!!!

      July 30, 2010 at 11:01 am | Report abuse |
    • @Jason

      Not to burst your bubble, Jason, but if these people make you feel better about yourself you must not think highly of yourself to begin with. You don't need a bunch of clowns to make you feel better about yourself.

      July 30, 2010 at 1:24 pm | Report abuse |
  12. joe

    A bunch of dumb a$$ New Yorkers acting like idiots in Miami. How is this in any way related to the Jeresy Shore?

    July 29, 2010 at 4:52 pm | Report abuse |
    • portalpunk

      @joe... whaaaaaa, Baby Baby Baby, whaaaaa. Hahahahaa

      July 29, 2010 at 5:16 pm | Report abuse |
    • lol

      They have Governor Christie wondering the same exact thing...

      July 29, 2010 at 5:20 pm | Report abuse |
    • Train Wrecks That Entertain

      she complains about Obama's tax on tanning. "He did it on purpose because of us." I'm sure the president of the united states doesn't care if snookis puff gets a tan or not. The show is crazy and is just like any other reality show. I do agree this cast has gotten lucky free rides to awesome places and small 15 min of fame careers. They won the Fun-Lottery!

      July 30, 2010 at 8:14 am | Report abuse |

Post a comment

You must be logged in to post a comment.

About this blog

Our daily cheat-sheet for breaking celebrity news, Hollywood buzz and your pop-culture obsessions.